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Can I ask? You a question Andrew I keep
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seeing this pop up and I figure I
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mean it doesn't have to be on the
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show because it doesn't really matter or whatever.
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Sure, how do you read this? I don't
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understand. I. Don't understand
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your clean Plus Clean. No.
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No unclean. Oh, shut up and
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shut. The price.
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One hundred and seventy nine nine.
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What Is Gay? One
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Seventy Nine I am. I. Don't understand.
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What? Does that mean. One. Seventy Nine
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What? I.
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No idea. He won.
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Seventy Nine. One. One
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Seventy Nine Point Nine. One Ninety Nine Point
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Nine To Nine. Put, What Is that? How.
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Is two hours at Yale. one hundred and. What?
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Twelve. What? Currency is that.
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It. that's. What I'm asking: How is
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it Two hundred nine white? Two hundred
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and nine white Canadian dollars for one
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gallon of gas? Is it that expensive?
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Oh. Do.
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You not haven't. I've.
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Never thought about this. What?
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Do you mean. What? Do you? I
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don't mean I don't drive. Another, I don't
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have a car while I own a car, but I
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don't drive like com. But. Like look,
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oh get here Here Here Here. For think sense
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I make, it's incense. Oh.
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Because. Look as an example I put
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the American Here's yeah, I'm of America
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for it that you would easily read
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as four dollars in eighty four cents.
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Zeus One seven I nine would
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be a dollar Seventy nine Point
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Nine. Never was sense is
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a sense Polio. Ah,
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Namaste of fuck that's crayon and
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tennis. Yeah. I.
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Never thought about what the currency is. You're.
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right? That is odd. H.
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One Hundred. Okay so I'm gonna go in.
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Say. My. Gas is one hundred
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and ninety. Nine pennies. Per.
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Liter of your for If you're bragging about
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affording Eighty Nine, the get a hold of
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the money. We got rid of the penny
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years ago so to even as kind of
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crazy there were still using that for das.
2:12
Hello and welcome to another episode
2:14
of The Face podcast else. Let.
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You. Set a prepubescent isn't like previous. By the
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hour I'd still recovering from my like cold
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I had a week a huge yeah you
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never. We were about earlier. yeah I was
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sick for one day but I have not
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had a call for like three weeks. Three.
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Andrew complaining about how someone south?
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no no it was complaining that
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was as if on us through
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different zinc. This is. Episode.
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Two Hundred and Four My name
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is Jeff Ramsey's Ah, I'm the
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offended with me. As always, Gavin
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Free and the offender in Japan
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is making fun of. Me: Guy.
2:52
I was this just in that moment. Actually
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cracks. I'm not going on. I'm from L
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Sound like this? How long has it been
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like on that is? So I was starting
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to get better. And. Then I had.
3:05
not. Not to be too vulgar, I keep
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one am on the edge of getting better,
3:09
accidently triggering my gag reflex and then cos
3:12
ya like a bunch of acid. A.
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And and it it hurts the throats
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and I reset. This.
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Happens while strong is your assets of
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listen I'm a nasty boy. A. Gag
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I almost never seen in
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Aliens. Have a cause. I'm
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not there, but I am close. Do.
3:30
You think if you if you'd son did a little
3:32
the if he boats on your forty to give go
3:34
to the full below I don't know I'm not there
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yet unlike his idea. Like one
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of those twenty three. Me or whatever dnase
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and probably like three percent as you know,
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morse. I'm. Not enough our it's like
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the floor is melting bus will. They'd never be
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able to tell you that would melt like the
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file but hey what are these your has ever
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that drawing a picture of you? You know that
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yet? the yeah yeah. I
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was maybe though on the street when he
3:59
had the inspiration. For it, I was
4:01
pardoned out. Not. Me
4:03
specifically. But shades of me. I.
4:06
Bet you wouldn't eat through the floor but I
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bet m I take a little varnish off offer
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Awful. Wouldn't for maybe probably. Yeah. I think this
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call. I. Guess used to melt
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through as laptops a dude does as
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the most acidic skin. On.
4:19
Earth is so fucking weird. He wouldn't rob
4:21
the metal. it would like to rub the
4:23
metal offices laptops and look at him. any
4:25
Mac book that use ever owned. As
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dangerous. As yeah this little years to
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get new laptops. I. Don't think a good
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professionally arm wrestle even if he wanted to
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adjusted to configure be disqualified I think so
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I think be illegal. Is.
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Citizen has. Slowly
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meltzer the skin. A clip.
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Oh. Yeah, come on.
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a hot hot with a clip discuss You know it's
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been a spit upon the plot for law. The.
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A recording a plot for
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a while from the Rooster
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ha ha ha. Episode Thirty
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a field day with and like okay
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we needed blah blah Vegas by you
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trailer? come on dogs and ruined
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as we like it's natural. Movie
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is a god. we weren't standing
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worry words ten seconds ago. Difference
5:34
since I guess that's a different
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jobs for really. Oh My. God.
5:39
Tells. A different job? Let me let me
5:41
post your job. Roka
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was the number on. Not necessarily
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fan of. Something that can
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offend in here. Bullet of. At.
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Me: the offender and Jax defendant
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it's a difference in age Patent
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is the official offender defendant or
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now that's the wrong, sorry, wrong.
6:03
On another one way to the
6:05
guy that allah will I just
6:08
a suicide to hit the wrong
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with blinds. That's
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the exact say Bulgaria, Soviet was the
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run. As wrong as everybody. Here's the
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time of the on ritalin a tweet.
6:19
The tweet is whatever you could say.
6:21
it is your your fucking words. Saw.
6:24
The tweet was, twenty twelve should be cooled. I'm glad
6:26
I'm not ten feet behind where I am right now.
6:29
May I have? The funny thing is
6:31
though, Of. This also a
6:33
clip from the receive podcast
6:36
episode sixty Three. Read
6:38
about. Six. Months Leah set
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this up. Someone wrote like
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you know, think I was with any minutes
6:45
and seconds ago. For
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destroyed them as really dry
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I am know someone wrote
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became. It became an original comment
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and big him someone wrote i've also added
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just really likes that joke He lost both.
7:01
Sides at that makes sense. It was
7:03
your job, I listen. more fun if
7:05
I did. you are a lot he
7:07
doesn't I think you are the most
7:09
entertaining person I've ever met. That's why
7:11
I suppose that's why I work with
7:13
you. So it stands to reason that
7:15
Zach like poorly ripping you off would
7:17
still be amusing to me because it's
7:19
still your comedy. Homeless.
7:22
This a nice live was consistent. To. Be
7:24
clear, as. Gavin. It's
7:26
tweet. Is the eighteenth of
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November. Two as of two
7:31
thousand and nine he an episode thirty
7:33
nine of the receive Podcast is December
7:35
Nights. Mean. Thousand Nine I
7:37
mean of sense unless you're week's meal
7:39
weeks after I'd med to. Did Jack
7:42
text be say i don't think I
7:44
stole your twenty two of joke quests
7:46
about. for that often with
7:48
us. But that was twenty years ago, so maybe. I'm
7:52
an Absolutely Objects defense. I
7:55
am stepping away. From.
7:57
An entirely bold new why the
7:59
defense. That was a totally different.
8:02
Of yeah all that has to be fast. It's not
8:04
fair and original job. I'm sure a bunch of people
8:07
watch that movie. I saw the exact same thing at
8:09
a Brave is the only one. On. On
8:11
I'm I'm on your side. Now them all
8:13
yours and only Yours does Ever happened in
8:15
court where the defense walks over to the
8:18
prosecution the fittest, sit next to each other.
8:20
Listen, I'm a vibes guy. I've just been
8:22
field of lives of this court room and
8:24
and I've been swayed. I moved through. Information
8:27
has come out. I. Came
8:29
in as a as the middle
8:31
lawyer. And I guess
8:33
is on his and this is the whole
8:35
point of discovery as they say So or
8:37
of this we could find out all the
8:39
dirty secrets intrudes and they can come to
8:41
light and then we can find out the
8:43
with the reality the situation which is that
8:45
Jack. What year
8:47
was that? again? Two thousand and. Twelve. Nine
8:50
Two Thousand Nine. That. Jack in
8:52
Two Thousand Nine is exactly as annoying as
8:54
Jack and Tweets were and still of mouth.
9:00
I like the that closes out a
9:02
sixteen year storyline. Not bad for the
9:04
odor halo overkill. how do you feel
9:06
about it And I feel the actors
9:08
that you say it like this has
9:10
been on everyone's collective mind for fifteen
9:12
years. This is a thing that you've
9:14
in a holding internally for that time.
9:16
Okay, I've had to give out of
9:19
for he has the a company and
9:21
let public plot wise it's been about
9:23
three weeks. have a sense. But.
9:26
Yeah good ones close out before the complete ends
9:28
in time for for the company closes out yet.
9:30
How does how does that do you feel like
9:32
the biggest since of completions. Ah,
9:35
Know why? Meanest I think it's funny.
9:37
It is funny, wouldn't. On it.
9:39
Carried away with. This. Dumb tweet. I.
9:41
Shouldn't say the jack city but I'm just making a
9:43
joke. See. Kind of said
9:46
he was. What? Do you think
9:48
you are the first person to ever do.
9:51
And you'll us. Live on
9:53
his ah. I'm
9:55
the first person. On.
9:58
The first person. On. Earth
10:01
to sit in a swivel
10:03
chair and drink diet Pepsi
10:05
with a watch on my
10:07
right arm in this office.
10:09
Into a decent. I. Guarantee you
10:12
nobody else has done that in the history this
10:14
house. A bail someone while I
10:16
have one that I'd ever missed that made me
10:18
think of a mystery. That I'm
10:20
young was. I'm. The only person
10:22
who has lived in the unit that
10:24
I live in. As the first
10:26
person to move in. And I
10:28
noticed yesterday. l my bathroom
10:31
wall. There. Are a bunch of scratch
10:33
marks on the wall? That. I
10:35
definitely didn't cause nobody I know. But.
10:37
Have there caused. I don't
10:39
know where they came from. I. Assume that as
10:41
the first do everything in the space. I don't
10:44
know why they're scratch marks on my wall. They're
10:46
very clearly scratch marks to give us an animal.
10:48
And. Maybe, but like I don't know how
10:51
how would an animal. Have gotten
10:53
up to my unit and then.
10:56
Scratched. In the specific place. Like
10:58
well as being billed. maybe amy? Yet.
11:01
The admins I do think they've always been there
11:03
like they're not new right, you do other thing
11:05
I don't know I just never noticed. Is.
11:08
There a newish I don't know how they would
11:10
newest of they were. So. All
11:12
all all off the I think Gavin
11:14
might be on the something when one
11:17
time during the pandemic we stayed at
11:19
a hotel downtown for like a staycation
11:21
can have you noticed and will sleep
11:23
in a different bed and look at
11:25
a different window. And. It
11:27
was at a place downtown. there was kind of nice we
11:29
had like a little deck and we could sit on on
11:31
the deck and right across from where are hotel was like
11:33
a meals or the street. They were
11:35
building another high rise condo kind of thing
11:37
and I wanna say it was like it
11:39
was like built about to force below where
11:41
we're worse. We were like on the eleventh
11:43
floor the suspect maybe the nine to the
11:45
tenth floor. And at night as soon
11:47
as the sun go down and all the workers would
11:50
leave. Us hundreds of
11:52
raccoons would come with smugness god knows
11:54
that at us. and they would have
11:56
the biggest raccoon party on the top
11:59
of this. In in
12:01
process constructed building and we spend a
12:03
weekend just sitting on the deck just
12:05
laughing and watch and raccoons and my
12:07
retina games and ribs shit up and
12:10
go through the for trask and feel
12:12
like a side sick in that somebody
12:14
don't have access back and just like
12:16
as just greek havoc and then every
12:18
and then when they were done they
12:20
would leave and then the next night
12:23
they would come back out. I
12:25
bet there was a fucking rats in party in
12:27
your apartment as was being built. I. Love
12:29
that that's an air. I'm just going to go
12:31
there narrative even if is is true. I like
12:33
the idea of a rak. I remember I was
12:36
helping my friend move into or a brandy house
12:38
in England and he was like give me the
12:40
tour women's duffin. And. As a joke,
12:42
he licked the toilet seat of my eyes. the
12:44
only time I could do that though, it's easier
12:46
and I was like. The. Builders
12:48
of probably shut and that thing A Buds.
12:53
At our he was through a. Yeah. I
12:57
answer I was thinking about something similar
12:59
a I see right around the time
13:01
that we all lost their jobs. that
13:03
with sidetracked what but I had begun.
13:05
Initial I had I had a spotlight
13:08
on some initial work around an episode
13:10
of Saw Rights for I got to
13:12
thinking about how many people have touched
13:14
your. Something. In your house committee will
13:16
touched your dining room table. Like. Physically
13:18
human people has interacted with it like
13:21
if you are like your microwave, think
13:23
about like every component that was built
13:25
in the microwave. That.
13:27
Have that was touched by a human being,
13:30
the person who packed it up, the people
13:32
who did the quality control tax, the people
13:34
who are loaded onto us or onto a
13:36
truck and then the people who unload it
13:38
and then put it on a shelf and
13:41
then you bring it in your house in
13:43
the new and packet. By the time you
13:45
open a brand new item. That. Nobody's
13:47
ever use before. Hundreds and hundreds
13:50
of humans have probably sickly interacted
13:52
with it. And. My dining room
13:54
table is. One. Of those shitty
13:56
like made from reclaimed pallets. Table.
13:59
Survival The for hims the table says probably they've
14:01
even longer life. it had a whole lot life.
14:03
and then if you want to take it back
14:05
to like that Powell was a tree that a
14:07
human cut and the nil with. you know, and
14:09
even if it's a human running a machine, he
14:12
still pushing buttons and manipulating what's happening. and somebody
14:14
still taken it off the saints and loaded up
14:16
as lumber and then some. It's. Or. Like
14:18
I'd My dining room table is an old
14:20
like danish table I bought from of. Like.
14:23
A used furniture store from the sixties, Right
14:25
like a Danish? My. Aunt
14:27
Mildred? How many people just eaten dinner at
14:29
that fucking table? You. Know I'd imagine if
14:32
before you died you had to put everything
14:34
back. Ah,
14:41
To switch yoyo stuff really hard on
14:43
earth from as good as if the
14:46
from technically. Speaking.
14:48
Either overwhelmed me for a couple days though.
14:51
We're I just couldn't look at eighty bigger
14:53
my house and of think about how many
14:55
hundreds of people had other grubby hands. Elusive
14:57
Cessna. Yeah, I really want to speak about
14:59
how many people touching my sofa before I
15:01
ever did specially be thinking about the flow
15:04
at the does the fucking the Fabric edit
15:06
assemblage of the Fab Elite ever. It's mind
15:08
boggling how many people's balls to think of
15:10
been on. It. Off tons.
15:13
My everybody I know that's a dude is had
15:15
the balls on it. Pretty much. You. Know
15:18
and we said I'd note that I'd spend any time
15:20
A Timeless. ah but i was thing about
15:22
it cause like. A hundred and fifty
15:24
years ago. Or. One hundred, twenty years ago.
15:27
You. Would like Ford's out into
15:29
the west. And. Then you'd
15:31
build a house with you're. By.
15:33
Yourself or with another friend or with your
15:36
wife or your kid. And. Then
15:38
he did. He needed some of that house. He'd go
15:40
cut down a tree and you'd fucking make it as
15:42
you could have a house that you were the only
15:44
person that touched. Potential. You know, like
15:46
it gets complicated if you bought like us a pizza
15:48
like something from me, that of iron that you get
15:50
down from the local smith or whatever. but for the
15:53
most part you would have. Been. The only
15:55
person interact with all of your sit and boy are
15:57
we in a different world than that Now. Told.
15:59
Us. Think about the A D, have a drink
16:01
a glass of orange. Think how are these molecules? How
16:03
many people have they been inside before? No,
16:06
no, I never have. But I'm not going drink
16:08
water anymore. Of
16:10
number of America had never. Wtf
16:12
You Never thought that. Now I've
16:14
never ever thought that ever. And
16:16
now I am I right amount
16:18
of war on the planet. Yeah.
16:21
No, I understand that. I just never thought
16:23
about it being through a person. it just
16:25
never in cook book Me now it has.
16:27
Thanks man! Preceded North. Of.
16:32
Anyway, when you're walking around your your apartment
16:34
or your home tonight, just pick one random
16:36
item and pick it up and and think.
16:39
Seven thousand people touch know where I knew
16:41
the. And then why did the why
16:43
did them. Going back
16:45
to the mystery conversation.
16:49
Or. Gavin Resolution: The
16:51
as if an Easter Eggs are things related. Other
16:53
show that have never come out. Your.
16:55
Some this and non. Three.
16:58
Why? From notes that I don't
17:00
understand Said adding further. I
17:02
i of stuff that was like in
17:05
process that was. State. Could
17:07
still be and process. I does a few things here
17:09
and there that I don't need this wrap up because
17:11
I'll just carry them under. The next thing is I
17:13
make sense. Grace.
17:15
Is a grip strength adult that scaring on
17:17
and is gonna. That. I've had
17:20
own and Scout. I mean just just don't
17:22
even bother, don't I mean, what's the point?
17:24
It's like just say okay and let's keep
17:26
going in. That made a we. Didn't
17:28
pre measure know we didn't need to be three?
17:30
Now I can say it. We
17:33
measure high. But
17:35
you don't want to say the free I'm fine
17:37
seen the free now of it's gonna wish. Now
17:39
now that you've never. Spoken
17:42
to my this voice. You have to
17:44
start over. I will get real real.
17:47
All is. Lana wanted go down this
17:49
road of anger and hiding. There's no,
17:51
I'm looking at that slate and there's
17:53
no way anyone comes up feeling good
17:55
about themselves. Three to keep walking. Lot
17:58
of the a threat to go. I'm
18:00
I'm not involved. Your nonsense was
18:02
decided. But. I
18:05
have. I have an Easter egg for the show.
18:08
One. Of the bigger ones I've done. It. Would
18:10
sound. Been. Sitting on it for like
18:12
nine months and I don't know how is that what
18:14
you would? you were x in the other day. I
18:17
was axeing the other. What I saw
18:19
I saw I saw twinkle slow like
18:21
okay I admit from you the somebody
18:23
had posted. Yeah. So is
18:25
it like to the level of maybe one of us
18:28
has monopoly money our house? We don't know it so
18:30
think. I. Would say it's
18:32
beyond that. I
18:34
don't know how much I should reveal.
18:36
I confirmed it. still there. I.
18:39
Gave all the instructions to find
18:41
it in an episode within the
18:43
past nine months. Until
18:45
I can scavenge that. He said it's up
18:47
to the public to eyeball. that's I was
18:50
hoping someone would just find it one day
18:52
as I. I. Prompted how
18:54
to find it. kind of
18:56
subtly and show. And. We
18:58
did was in the last nine months. As
19:00
yet to be discovered. No traces
19:03
and. Within. The last last nine
19:05
months he says within the last nine months
19:07
to give a little bit of a rains.
19:09
Now this an Easter egg for us or
19:11
for the audience. Ah I mean you guys
19:13
don't know about it. I. Mean it could
19:15
be something that you could discover. Yep, seek
19:17
solace like an ocean. With what we don't
19:19
know I could tell you guys have I'm
19:21
if you want Oregon at the lower the
19:23
I don't know to I know because this
19:26
is wrapping up. Ah, As does
19:28
it end when the company ends. Ah,
19:30
It will still exist and city. It. Was
19:33
the still be there? To.
19:35
Be sounds than we just recently. Attack.
19:38
Say. Give legs a clue. By.
19:41
Media Salvage is did with an allied.
19:43
Yeah, Mcgann was and Nine Miami's is
19:45
nine months ago and was the night
19:47
of Ah ha ha. Ha
19:52
ha. That's
19:55
what you want to believe. The man I. Love
19:59
you. And
20:02
I'm going to confirm or deny that statement. You'll.
20:09
See when it's found. If it is found,
20:11
people moved his. That's right,
20:13
and occur. Or. The love
20:15
of people say she looked at as a it was like
20:17
yeah was why waited for over twenty minutes and as like
20:19
so twenty one minutes or twenty minutes and ones that. We.
20:26
Should also have. We.
20:28
Need to pass the torch. My watch is ended.
20:31
On. A On the Nick Mosque. Is
20:33
taking who's taking Qt. I.
20:36
Think. I was key to his organisers.
20:38
And the last couple of says, who did you have an air
20:41
out front. Yards and
20:43
Listen and I noticed a lot of the
20:45
audience seems to think that he's already worn
20:47
it, but yesterday higher than the end I
20:49
didn't pick up on any supposed to declare
20:51
sees weren't so. Exactly. And we're
20:54
all up to date on the
20:56
rules. always. We know that I
20:58
got that are definitely a saying
21:00
that we remember and we always
21:02
take stock of off. As admit,
21:04
I know Gavin was diligently paying
21:06
attention to yeah, Three Stringer His
21:08
how I have literally also laser
21:10
of my own laws as it
21:12
does to you the listener at
21:14
home or hundred percent absolutely doubt
21:16
does. He has to do this.
21:19
In. Face or can it go over
21:21
to the next thing? And
21:24
they give has ivy leagues I they are and
21:26
roll into the next thing I think is I was
21:28
in the next thing yeah no. That's
21:32
not fair to that. Sounds like face Gm next
21:34
that was. Face
21:39
down in Mexico is a couple of octaves
21:41
above normal. Mode
21:46
it's stepped on. the pitch is like
21:48
higher, it's very but also we did
21:50
see him earlier today so that way
21:52
to ice is having trouble coming down
21:55
as he and a massive right now.
21:59
When the way. Get now I now
22:01
you not Are you? Where are
22:03
you wasting on August First of
22:05
all adults and see if we all
22:08
fired or bullets we would have
22:10
more bullets in their shows left
22:12
his I know I think that my
22:14
God would require the bullet in
22:16
response to just have to assess
22:18
assess the earth. You
22:21
want to be wrong Today or next week that's
22:23
an x X will. Do
22:26
Eric have different most disgraced he have different
22:28
modes between the two sons are. I. I.
22:31
Think I don't know for yeah smith that she does.
22:33
but she dunno I do, I didn't Yeah a you
22:35
more of a freak or less of a freak on
22:37
this one more. Out mortar I'd
22:39
it or less alcohol your i'm way
22:41
less. Even. With that some fighters. Yeah.
22:44
So how come you're half ass and it over
22:46
here? Gracie. Southern given
22:48
one hundred ten percent over those face to
22:51
a buffet. One of these everyday I see
22:53
doesn't have to do any the heavy lifting
22:55
here. There's plenty of between the three view
22:57
so it's by set of what is a
22:59
towel access to sit on the other side.
23:01
I got a lot a lot about than
23:03
the food gets involved because I take ours
23:05
in that realm and that's what really gets
23:07
me out of my key as of the
23:10
food gets her in Nyc going in a
23:12
way that is liang humans somebody like. Described
23:14
face Gm as. Forefathers.
23:18
That have a daughter that they're not related
23:20
to that sleeps in a human dog bed.
23:22
In. That that really is
23:24
the show ends. We eat
23:26
pizza that's kind is. That.
23:28
Just and it. A. Speech.
23:31
Speaking of eating stuff. Ah,
23:35
Apparently. It has been
23:37
brought to my tension over and over
23:39
and over again in all forms of
23:41
so far as well that's a banana
23:44
thing we invented or that I invented
23:46
or her exists in many many forms
23:48
and has were very long time. I
23:50
had no idea there's no point in
23:52
trying to go further down that road
23:54
on because I can buy twenty different
23:56
ones on Amazon or you. But you
23:58
also. Don't. Apple. The know about
24:00
it anymore. I got some that is the
24:02
only one hundred per se. Got the message?
24:04
We consider me do our own version, not
24:06
in the verses, a product that we can
24:09
still fill up and on his and present
24:11
to each other with stuff. Yes,
24:13
We can and I think that's still a good idea. I
24:15
just don't think we need to be in a rush to
24:17
do it. He added on, the market is already set. We.
24:19
Can take your time. I'm not going to
24:21
try to sell a product donuts, but we can. Definitely. Yeah,
24:24
we can definitely make our own versions and see what and
24:26
added to the. The. Rich pastiches.
24:28
This commentary. Because.
24:30
I still want to see if a
24:33
thumbs powdered. Pepto
24:35
filled banana is suitable for
24:37
Gracie. Know.
24:41
The industry, you know? At. The get will
24:43
be. So so I want
24:45
me to find. You're
24:48
gonna do a yeah visited same.
24:53
Guy living where that actually give sit down at
24:55
work right? But I'll yeah
24:57
the something tells me I'm not gonna keep it down.
24:59
but. I
25:01
respect the willingness to try. And
25:04
through and I am almost film the new so this
25:06
week but then we didn't Yeah get our happen. I.
25:09
Just felt terrible yesterday. I thought I sounded
25:11
worse yesterday than I do today. Sweet,
25:14
not worth was worthless without. The components
25:17
are very excited out very excited why
25:19
you actually doing that keeps triggering your
25:21
gag reflex. Advancing acid I
25:23
went over this of the whole beginning
25:26
of December never is the same What
25:28
causes that? Oh I go. By.
25:31
Falling of running costs of slim. And.
25:33
Then ah, I push it a little too
25:35
hard. Or
25:38
just. And then now I crossed the point
25:40
of no return. The Book. Have
25:44
you never done that? Oh yes.
25:47
Oh yes, you know exactly what you may. You
25:49
just made a semi you kept like trying something
25:52
of a need A jagged. Oh,
25:54
I've shredded Khosla. and then. I
25:58
you know I was success. Oh and
26:00
some. Unfortunately, Fair.
26:03
Play. But I'm not. listen. I'm on my
26:05
last two times. Are. Going to happen a
26:07
third. A going to have them a
26:09
sense for me twice. Careful
26:13
a fool or I gotta. I. Gotta
26:15
I got some us beef with Warner
26:17
Brothers? Bloom and Warner Brothers! Oh. I'm
26:20
upset with them with this they've done mate.
26:23
First of all, Our a
26:25
we don't have jobs that was
26:27
enforced Second of all for kind
26:29
of okay with it even. Even
26:32
more senses. Those
26:34
sons of Bitches. They're. Filming.
26:37
The. Last of us season to pry
26:39
live for six weeks. They're.
26:42
They're filming it in the downtown core
26:44
which is a street where I live.
26:48
And my problem with this. Is
26:51
for six weeks. it's gonna be shut
26:53
down and the best donut shop in
26:55
the city is on that street. Know
26:58
donuts for six weeks all
27:00
because the lessons to you.
27:02
I'm so annoyed. Bomb! So
27:04
fucking mad at these stupid
27:06
clickers and these firefly. If
27:08
you get service background they can. you just keep going to
27:11
the donut shop. Know to the
27:13
Scotland's close to does not close to prove
27:15
all the businesses. Yeah. Owners did
27:17
All of the businesses are shutting down
27:19
and they're being compensated. That
27:22
so So here's what's going on those
27:24
weeks. That business that donut shop when
27:26
is is when his take place. Like
27:28
next week. Okay, know that you've got time. How
27:32
do they know you? My face of the donut shop. No.
27:35
No League other lot, right? Yeah, I
27:37
go there sometimes and I and I
27:39
know you're personable in person because you
27:42
use her and the entire Canadian a
27:44
bagel industry upside down. Ah,
27:46
so mean when you have a product like Deregulation
27:48
Bengal, it's it's hard. Not exactly. And so I
27:50
did. Double dip. Whatever the reason I bring that
27:52
up is that the people know of you know
27:54
in that community, I'm sure. So here's what you
27:56
do. You go into your donut shop and ego.
27:58
Listen, I heard you as you get in a
28:00
week off. L. A
28:02
full pay, right? What's better than getting a
28:04
week of full pay? How about
28:06
getting full pay but also work in about
28:09
half as hard as normal. Run in an
28:11
illegal suck in a fly by night donut
28:13
shop at the back of the store. Data
28:15
has and know what's going on. will keep
28:17
the keep the curtains closed, keep the windows
28:19
to the shutters, drawn rights and us and
28:21
we you can. You could even become a
28:23
distributor form and you could like he did.
28:25
They could compile a list of their best
28:27
customers and then you could they would. You
28:29
cannot do or secret orders by night and
28:31
you could be a runner for them and
28:33
you could send off. You can be the
28:35
guy to. Delivers the doughnuts and then you can
28:38
always take a little bit just for you. It can
28:40
be a wildly profitable for everybody involved. I.
28:43
Love the idea of eating and episode. My.
28:45
Alley in the foreground, such and stuff he to
28:47
see Andrew running through the back run our focus
28:49
for the bad internet. It's. Like
28:53
that zombies were source. As
28:56
fast as as as. I.
28:59
Definitely want to steal something from that set
29:01
that I know how the know when or
29:03
how. Probably. Would just and a
29:05
be a poster if anything. Unfortunate
29:08
with third the last of us
29:10
a post apocalypse. Not. Exactly
29:12
a lobby added. It's more removed
29:14
I would assume. Yeah, It's
29:18
just it's gonna be weird to watch
29:20
the last of a seasons be actively
29:22
angry at certain. Seems like they they
29:25
shut me down for this. Was.
29:27
Not one sequence and took the how many days weeks
29:29
you get done up. From the. Not.
29:32
Often but on the last month for
29:34
you to miss out on what one
29:36
donor. He. Didn't miss hundreds at
29:38
one point. Five donuts. There might
29:40
be a time and which I really want
29:43
a doughnut in that stressed. And
29:45
I'm not going to be able to get what it sounds
29:47
like. you're not willing to go down there and do the
29:49
hard work to to talk to the owners to figure no
29:51
I'm not really only go down there in the yard and
29:54
and illegal don't up ring you're right You told me on
29:56
your i would have made so much fucking money and six
29:58
weeks and you would have been the. The Earl
30:00
of your entire community because you're not the
30:02
only little boy in a room somewhere in
30:04
Vancouver Island right now lamenting the size of
30:06
donuts are going away for six weeks. There's
30:08
hundreds if not thousands of you in your
30:10
community the you can be servicing, but irrespective,
30:12
Of that, just go buy a dozen donuts of freedom.
30:15
I guess what? I don't I'll I like some
30:17
fresh eyeliner. Know. And. Admire that something
30:19
as sad as doesn't better than a fresh
30:22
donor as your hundreds. Or here. Have you
30:24
thought about the Spigot Krona? setting the ingredients
30:26
from them early and then making them at
30:28
your house? Leah? Sides. Here, make don't
30:31
as I tried once, it was a disaster. You just
30:33
need a for now I know how to how to make
30:35
one. Yeah yet an oil in a
30:37
pod. What if you did it? Would you curing. You.
30:39
Put the oil rig or ha
30:41
ha ha ha. It
30:44
just gets like in Iowa with molten
30:47
oil. Many.
30:50
Years ago I bought the Carmela
30:52
Soprano cookbooks and one of the
30:54
recipes in massive for was donuts.
30:56
the only rest v I tried
30:58
to make note of that cookbook
31:00
and it did not go well.
31:05
Read book. Has won
31:07
a war in it. If you're Sopranos fan,
31:09
worth exploring. Between. Ala
31:11
Sopranos universe. He. Didn't learn anything
31:14
from other like he didn't learn anything not to do
31:16
for the next time you animate don't know. Ah
31:19
I learned not to do it again has
31:21
suffered take away what went wrong with and
31:23
I learned. At. Ages
31:25
they were kind of hard. they weren't
31:27
all that that sloughs he caught. I'd
31:30
love to what she makes soon as
31:32
he be green seed near in my
31:34
ah but not on with which that.
31:38
Don't at a donut cam. Yeah, Andrew
31:41
Like isn't make it done Us. To.
31:43
Typically guess Brazil Turner or of Ring.
31:46
Don't. And I'm not a fan of the still
31:48
don't I like the ring or and to hey,
31:50
what's everybody's favorite donor. I
31:53
was and classical a plane rain with with
31:55
chalk on top and against the classic and
31:58
I don't mind as the occasional so. Raspberry
32:00
Jam One filled. Who. Who.
32:04
I think. I
32:06
may be like honey glaze. To
32:08
go full of honey Please I just their
32:10
stay away from all white girl on the
32:13
inside of donors. Are
32:17
easy foods to you. All in for the way you
32:19
have that not donor. Is that
32:21
a better Our crew? Greater
32:23
Editor: Apple Fritter non Arena.
32:26
Absolute don't know. Total Jonah Yazid
32:28
done a great he says strawberry
32:31
glaze knicks as maple. You. Know
32:33
of my favorite don't it is? Just. A
32:35
second, a glazed doughnut to
32:37
the normal Us dollar. They
32:39
glide, doubt you can, does yes, stuff like most of
32:41
it in your mouth and they become Nothing is great.
32:44
I like every dollar y'all have posted here
32:46
and I would eat every one of them.
32:48
But like when I think dlna I saw
32:50
need a bog standard? don't know there's something
32:52
about you just that that tracks with so
32:54
hard for me like you are. You.
32:57
Know if I had to guess I would be
32:59
like that guy doesn't want anything going on except
33:01
blaze it and let me just fucking tamp them
33:03
down my throat as fast as I can. See
33:06
you soon of comedy fan or or goto sudden
33:08
know I like them just fine. I'll everyone's a
33:10
on a Sunday will give the do and you're
33:12
like the sample pack and they're great but. It's
33:16
a deterrent their of fun distraction but
33:18
I just as happy eating a regular
33:20
donor. Like if you probably twelve crispy
33:22
creams or twelve voodoo donors are not
33:24
enjoying the voodoo more than the crispy
33:27
creams. And. Make sense. Does. Just
33:29
sit in his little Bruce. He's
33:31
got his black coffee with nothing
33:33
and and his own out with
33:35
a basic glaze. Yup, Zone. God
33:37
damn right center the Athena thought
33:39
style. just sitting there enjoying the
33:41
most basic saying that totally makes
33:43
I think you just becoming more
33:45
of a bog standard guy as
33:47
he ages. Ah, I could
33:49
be. I. Say to you just
33:51
like. At some point who
33:53
you are gonna be as cemented and
33:55
who you are is probably some grown up
33:57
version of what you thought grown up. The
34:00
war when you were a kid. And so
34:02
I take. Eric nailed it with the seventies
34:04
Beat Cop because I grew up as a
34:06
kid in the seventies in the early mid
34:08
eighties has also grown ups that I was
34:10
except that I experienced the film and television
34:13
in my life where title like that just
34:15
like do with mustaches who drink coffee had
34:17
a black coffee out of a foam cups
34:19
and a regular so let's you and I
34:21
mean and like and didn't bother with ketchup
34:23
or mustard on stuff and that's who wants
34:25
her into and I'd as so I as
34:28
I think I'm just a product of like.
34:30
The Rockford Files must have been a cop
34:33
or maybe us What you like Twin Peaks
34:35
so much as as. Just.
34:37
As a cop. Haven't
34:40
seen in about two And a full Fucking Twin
34:42
Peaks. Walks. Watch the regularised give
34:44
you a blur as violent as you said you would
34:46
never what so ever again. I. Know
34:49
I know I sat and I said and I
34:51
thought it meant it but it's been a lot
34:53
of I need to go back and finish season
34:55
three and I thought my cynicism three Amazon was
34:57
in or near with I'll give you your guests.
34:59
By. Law. Duncan Duggan to me at
35:01
a. I'm. I get distracted. Can
35:04
I jog something back for a second? You
35:06
are yang! Would love to watch in Drew
35:08
make donuts service which than he does make
35:10
a sauce or whatever. We can even get
35:12
this guy to film. His hands
35:15
playing this game with sticks we're not going
35:17
to get would Will you talking about? Once
35:19
told me when. I'm.
35:22
Sick and might be going to make it donuts. Maybe.
35:24
The new thing to be and returning ever
35:26
new leaf with hand cannon. Don't
35:29
him. twenty twenty four in New Leaf New
35:32
can I just think a go to throw
35:34
on your chest. Would. Lead
35:36
to such immense content. To.
35:39
Throughout your life. I.
35:42
Read some I am don't Ah kam. Sushi.
35:44
Com. Susan
35:47
same as dangerous. I don't have to
35:49
suffer for specific. Be careful through steam.
35:52
Ah, I have another saying. That
35:55
data, you know. Talking.
35:57
About Easter eggs and secrets. Kind
35:59
of. The big one. Kind of
36:01
a big one would send on. I'll. Panel.
36:04
Bit ah, I'm. As.
36:07
You may know the company is in
36:09
fact closing down. And.
36:13
It's. Yeah really Grace, I'm sorry the yet
36:16
this way. But. I'd is. And.
36:20
I. Decided I'd job gonna. You know
36:22
I'm going to do something about this
36:24
and I'm gonna. I'm gonna bring us
36:26
back from what I'm gonna do. So
36:29
you're listening to this. It. Is.
36:31
Wednesday. What? Did
36:34
April twenty fourth. I think what day is
36:36
one does this come out. Not
36:38
yet A it is. yeah a be more money for
36:41
twenty fours. I. Am saving
36:43
the company? I am
36:45
invading. The store their common.
36:47
I made a deal the Chinese
36:49
government we got it supported we
36:51
got sticks comments the last drop.
36:54
In the Rt store see a
36:56
parent line. To save the Company
36:58
did you get your some sticks look
37:01
at of fades Evil some sticks
37:03
are They got two sets of i'm
37:05
you can get a lot to be
37:07
It is coming to the market Look
37:10
at how beautiful it is it
37:12
is there is sideways and makes noises
37:14
to grow do birds plunger and lives.
37:16
Would not least the vermin need
37:18
free products for going to save this
37:21
goddamn company. That. Said. I
37:23
put on my back here.
37:25
We got the Andrew Fan
37:27
bobble heads of Nothing while
37:30
we're on a half of
37:32
my face Available: Ten Am
37:34
Central. The last words: Drop.
37:37
Com. Gonna not save this company, but
37:39
I'll get a god damned sry. Are you
37:42
fucking serious witnesses this is coming up with.
37:45
This. Twenty Boy Rule Twenty Fours. The
37:47
all of those releasing Ten am
37:49
i'm invading the store can be
37:51
banners me all over the place.
37:53
My. Shit. Bringing this company
37:56
back! Andrew is saving the company.
37:58
But. Not saving. It's dead, but I'm
38:00
sure I've said try and yeah, I'm
38:03
shrine. Summer. Sid Lowe? Wanna
38:05
know? I guess that the company's about to
38:08
be saved. That's
38:10
a whole sure. I
38:12
will tell them not what they get your next
38:14
week on. Let's go on when they get informed
38:16
them. And. That I think this
38:18
probably the easiest way to do it. Well. Here
38:21
it is look at the you
38:23
had like in Sticks Dude no
38:25
diversity in production. So. We
38:27
are very limited on the number
38:30
of sticks that were selling. Very
38:32
limited because it was insane to
38:34
get the made. By.
38:37
Hopefully there's enough clog tubes forever now and
38:39
limited of the stairs. not going to be.
38:42
yeah they are. It is a very low
38:44
number where we know, just can we say
38:46
what the low numbers are. The line over
38:49
my don't remember offhand but it was a
38:51
substantially lower and the but it's one of
38:53
the most collectible items that we've ever met.
38:55
The oh that's terrible that no one would
38:58
know better. What are they going? Do complain?
39:00
it's always shut down Were.gavin did the. Law.
39:04
So you sydney it. This.
39:06
Is it? This is all about Who Will
39:08
Milky Way? It is. Was we'll we'll see
39:10
we'll see how cause we my son was
39:13
that everyone is so masks. It
39:16
is heartbreaking. A little heartbreaking to
39:18
see. The. Stuff that we had
39:20
cooking, you know, allow? Where.
39:22
The opposite just talking with merge stuff because
39:24
obviously on continuing the company may be ending
39:26
but that the podcast will sort of the
39:29
heights of of the most successful falcons. but
39:31
ah but the marches gonna take a hit
39:33
in the interim. boy we're not going to
39:35
be able to and then plug tubes in
39:37
shit. Immediately probably.
39:39
but. Tony. In
39:42
a merge or have become. He
39:44
put together just a graphic that showed everything
39:46
we made. All the weird should be made
39:48
on base throughout the course of the podcast
39:51
in the so while to see all the
39:53
dumb, wacky. Goofy. Ridiculous.
39:57
Broken. Shit we made We supposed that
39:59
publicly cause. Than insane. Mood.
40:02
Board of Light. you know me at the
40:04
beginning to. Even. List.
40:07
Was on the I would have a clue what it off
40:09
the is or how he came to sell as. You'd.
40:11
Never be able to hang out with out
40:13
there, right? Like yeah, it's crazy. Will.
40:16
Will be sort of us on social some put. On.
40:19
Got the simon out or are a come helmer
40:21
about going to super limited numbers. but the fact
40:23
that culminated all what I was I thought the
40:25
store was done This I thought they'd clothes that
40:27
ah all the items are gone from it. So
40:29
the fact that they're going to be one less
40:32
robbers a lot huge surprise to me. Last.
40:34
Pin Drop. In Japan
40:37
one you know how. More facts.
40:39
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40:42
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40:44
that when he me very it somewhere. Ah,
40:47
I did not that
40:49
limited small business. We.
40:51
Should do. We should normalize that drops. By.
40:54
And stuff online. Telling people
40:56
were to dig, dig up the money, put
40:58
the thing in the whole area of or
41:00
this. As
41:03
a more this fully I've always wanted to
41:05
do a scene where we bury something ends
41:07
as find. I. Like this
41:09
idea lot although I don't know how your leader
41:11
money in and not have the person does walk
41:13
off with it. Maybe. To sell but
41:16
wonder? Nice threat like I'm watching you sourcing.
41:20
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41:22
would think that yeah be a pretty big
41:24
concern the for regulation listeners and com and
41:26
leavers. Third, Top tier humans are,
41:28
you know what I mean. Lag.
41:31
There the the cream of the crop. They're not
41:33
going to do anything. Ah,
41:35
non regulation. In.
41:37
A situation like this: Lesnar. I
41:40
agree with that. The present dead wrong.
41:42
I would also agree. the pins pay okay.
41:44
Here's what we get very much. Bring the
41:46
company alive. Drops is what it is. Here's
41:48
here's where you're going to do. We get
41:50
it. And can we get one of those?
41:52
One of each of those three items? Eric
41:55
so that we can take it somewhere dawson and bury
41:58
it and then figure out how to give the. In
42:00
the coordinates of my know I I'll get the
42:02
items I don't want anything to do with any
42:04
the rest of as the fast as as as
42:06
as I don't like I don't like scared of
42:09
marrying, I don't like giving for nets on a
42:11
wine and we had the authority figures you could
42:13
give. Record is to vote the middle of a
42:15
baseball field if you want a specific kind of
42:17
yeah haha yeah I mean it is just I
42:20
don't want anything to do all gets ugly the
42:22
items with as it. Does get.
42:25
To. Win it. Would you give me a ride
42:27
to my burial spot? Where
42:30
you're going to be buried. Absolute. of
42:35
determine the i only ever get a ride with
42:37
eric if with about the do something weird. I
42:41
value zero. Notice that hammer.
42:44
says. Get the jackie run as a jackrabbit. Any
42:46
other. We. I we moved.
42:48
we moved account sound of
42:50
with three how can we
42:52
help move out? Very weird.
42:54
Weird. Situations. How.
42:57
Did you get roped in the moving?
43:00
Somebody scouts? I really
43:02
like as I love helping
43:04
people move. And. That may
43:06
sound really I hate moving mice my
43:08
own stuff basis other people sit. Love
43:11
it! While. I'll do though. they. Test.
43:13
So and try had to move the couch.
43:15
Recently. Ah, into my storage unit
43:18
and I I just told Gavin it was
43:20
at my house and he couldn't leave and
43:22
then I that makes sense. Slow erosion. you
43:24
don't have Eric, Sarah, Gwen already l E
43:26
out her long have you and then I
43:29
right before Eric and we kind of did
43:31
it before it even or I I showed
43:33
up and I use I like I guess
43:35
all supervised good work. Yeah get it in
43:37
their learn orchestrates the was when we were
43:39
taking it through it's next location. You
43:42
just decided to walk next to us instead
43:44
of bringing all the cousins which I thought
43:47
was a straight up ah as yeah unsupervised
43:49
they are making slimness on the phone. The
43:51
up you know a great job. That.
43:55
Whole job site when I was worked perfectly.
43:58
Glad. You liked it. It's. As somebody who
44:01
doesn't drive Gavin, it's wild to think
44:03
that he got roped into moving. Through.
44:05
Just being so low on the list to someone who doesn't
44:07
act with the I'd secure in my head, I took it
44:09
over to help someone with. I
44:12
S S s I thought part of that
44:14
might also be Andrew. I make Up Sweet
44:16
in my life of never asking anyone for
44:18
anything. It's not like never, but almost never.
44:20
saw that on the rare rare rare occasion
44:23
or I can't figure it out on my
44:25
own and I need help. People are so
44:27
taken aback by the fact that I'm asking
44:29
they don't think the signal. Ah,
44:33
That's a life pro tip for you. Never ask
44:35
anyone for anything ever saw. On the rare occasion
44:37
when you actually need help they'll be more the
44:39
be more confused the you asked then the and
44:42
then they'll help. do I have one of those
44:44
banks with you then cause I feel like I'm
44:46
not big oscar either. Ah
44:49
no have one. and as my you have all
44:51
I mean yeah many of a lifetime of those
44:53
with me eased one or two are ago. But
44:55
youth you have a lifetime Muslim. A
44:57
lifetime of them. Okay is.
45:00
And. I mean is he good? yeah we can
45:02
see which helps you move your highly you us
45:04
digital cash and daily if you want to hunker.
45:10
Down. Anything that you're thinking about cashing in on
45:12
cabin was deathly some to think about. The
45:15
yeah, how was your last. The
45:18
answers Now. But
45:21
I appreciate you fancy that? Are you really
45:23
style that know? Rob
45:27
Van was like that as right
45:29
A Cities Dangers of Podcasting at
45:31
Work Air. So
45:34
I don't imagine those still know
45:36
I'd listen. I'm. I'm I'm
45:38
impressed. Iron a sharp over there.
45:43
May be a living and I have you take over one
45:45
of my hand job cysts. Ah,
45:49
that I'm home from last week. Yea, I
45:51
guess I guess Agatha Agatha, ownership of the
45:53
hand job, but that was your whole, that
45:55
was your dream was an. Array
45:57
of it's every dream becomes a job.
46:00
The do it wrong. Through.
46:04
Have you ever dreamt? you are what does work and.
46:06
Yeah. Oh no,
46:09
I'm more. dreams are back in
46:11
schools. I've. Never
46:13
dreamt I was working. I've
46:16
dreamt that I've Ah, I've.
46:19
Been in ah us these sites and
46:21
those are terrible drinks. It's
46:24
like somehow I've been signed up for
46:26
this event. And I'm like doing the
46:28
walk out to the Daves and I'm just going
46:30
to. I don't know how to fight. How did
46:32
I get here? Why is this happening to me?
46:34
I love zoos. What you saw not be all
46:36
vital. The points where you could have pulled out.
46:40
Yeah. But. They have the Riverside
46:42
and of I Target on the show but I have dreams where. I'm.
46:45
Trying to get home and I get like seat
46:47
on the rug boat or something. and then I
46:49
realize I'm in a dream and that if I
46:51
just wake up I'll be in my bed and
46:53
I'm cichlids. the great ceiling. And. So
46:55
exciting. Dialysis Safety. Teleport. Yeah,
46:58
it's It's the closest to tell four days
47:01
ago ever get. Give a gonna a
47:03
killing spree right before you tell. For. Ah,
47:08
I don't know. Five hundred killed anyone in a
47:10
dream. That's. A really interesting question or
47:12
stuff. we have to deal the body and a dream.
47:15
She asks yeah I dreamt I I once
47:17
like that I billy ray to I had
47:20
to like class and at last night we
47:22
might be the most relieved I've ever been
47:24
To Wake Up. Because
47:27
I don't even know how I'd I just had his body. And
47:31
just eat. That meme is a i did
47:33
technically not a word stream, but I dreamt.
47:35
Ah, years ago. before even work at
47:38
It's Human on or in any capacity,
47:40
I dreamt that I work there and
47:42
got fired on my first day. To.
47:45
My made a an inappropriate joke. I
47:47
was let go of. What's.
47:51
With the from yet or book. Is
47:53
the it wasn't know. What's. The matter
47:55
broke out of there was an abrupt as a
47:57
gateway was I who has something to do with
47:59
like. And I'm making a Nazi
48:01
jokes and. And. I
48:03
was like cow. Announces I
48:05
win them all. Why? Would you
48:07
even start to broach with the joke is on
48:10
this podcast. I don't get it. Why? When own
48:12
of sciences it way what I'm saying The genre.
48:15
Has something to do is with like Hitler? ask.
48:19
Ourselves and then when we first did
48:21
lots of ways present remade of worms
48:23
video as the first thing we did
48:25
and I tried seeds name my were
48:27
baby hitler and I had a flashback
48:29
of my dream of the my going
48:32
to get fired on. my first was
48:34
black. Ones I've heard Nothing.
48:38
But it got blocked out. The name was zone. As
48:41
the other. Side. You had. No.
48:44
Hugo. Are you. I
48:47
guess our As and haven't the and a
48:49
series of recurring dreams lately I haven't mentioned
48:51
the As buses were talking about. I'm where
48:53
I also wake up similarly relieves but also
48:55
kind of horrified. On. Were
48:58
given possible with maybe a month ago
49:00
now I was eating a pieces Micah
49:02
makes and my second to sell our
49:04
yes and I hoard as yet at
49:06
my counter back on. Ah,
49:08
Pretty much since that day. I almost
49:11
every night I have a dream that
49:13
I have to eat candy. Like
49:15
somebody is making sense that we any any and
49:17
I don't want to and all my teeth fall
49:19
outs and then I wake up I have woke
49:21
up with my hand out my mouth to catch
49:23
my teeth. Are some yeah, I'm
49:25
I'm home The whole times added snubs. I wake
49:27
up horrified and and so instantly relieved that I
49:29
still have all my teeth. but it takes me
49:32
a second every to sort suss out what's going
49:34
on. Suck.
49:37
Out seizes Christ Tree Gracie just wrote
49:39
about a dream. Bubble gum wasn't a
49:41
result. He thought air for them Yeah
49:43
love. I don't like any of that. With.
49:46
It's a relief to suit the still have
49:48
teeth but man do have you. They're like
49:51
Jane The fear of people named Mike and
49:53
Ike. Are they up on the intimidating I
49:55
was on you? Oddly I think to
49:57
I think it's improve idol. I wonder if
49:59
any. Improve the name Mike and Ike to me. A
50:02
letter about Mike and Ike As humans I want
50:04
a the can't anymore I won't eat anything anymore
50:06
I like I'm scared of all to and the
50:09
now. But. Was probably good thing, but
50:11
ah. Yeah, I know, I just. I just
50:13
wish I didn't have these fucking dreams all the time.
50:15
I've not come across Love Ike's. No
50:18
neither. Hi, I'm Americans, who is?
50:21
My tonight. I just
50:23
assume the Me bikini. You. Make
50:25
Mites and I are real people. Assume
50:27
so they were. Who. Could
50:29
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50:35
Mike and Mike and Ike broke
50:37
out through the creative differences a
50:39
machete Mike left to pursue of
50:41
mommy's career for a pursuit a
50:43
and arts. Gonna
50:46
make an ice. On. A
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to Reunions is Ike short for something.
50:51
Michael. Success
50:54
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as upper. I thought this.
51:03
Legal documents. when they die then it isn't
51:05
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51:09
adults was surely we get all these indeed.
51:11
Michael and I go. You gotta say who
51:13
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51:16
thought now that it's ice now the I've
51:18
noted was that show for. I've.
51:20
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51:22
know what? I don't want to look it up. I want
51:24
to Boomer for Eichel. Ah
51:29
I never understood the high like a. Tank
51:32
being Henry and John being Jax
51:34
or Jack been. Adjusted our
51:36
one name to be another name. For.
51:40
Oh young, use me. Also.
51:43
Training see was idol. I looked up to answer. we're
51:45
going to keep a vital are you know that ardently
51:47
Eichel. I am is I bet
51:49
the really answer saw saw it does.
51:51
So that's why we're gonna have a.
51:56
Giver. At a at a weird
51:58
thought the other day or giver. The you
52:00
that you speak English over a different
52:02
language, That's what you are taught. Ah,
52:06
I and I was looking at Chez
52:08
in Canada. A lot of things
52:10
have English and French on them. And.
52:12
I was I learned a little bit of and but. Are
52:15
not a lot. This. Is
52:17
the English words release.
52:20
This. Is. The. French
52:23
words. For relief.
52:27
Is so much more complicated and. I
52:29
was really good at spelling in school.
52:32
Ah and I just I don't think I would have
52:34
been in a different language that is so much more
52:36
work for the same where I feel like Germany over
52:39
indexes and that. Ottoman.
52:41
Words are very long. I.
52:44
Decide never considered that a Us spelling
52:46
say been less impressive to me than
52:48
like a friend smelling see him. And.
52:51
He English is probably the easiest
52:53
language you. Know when she
52:55
ah atla mean I don't know I think part. Of
52:58
the problem with English, it seems intuitive the
53:00
because you know it, but it's a mismatch
53:02
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53:04
words. They contradict each other as I think
53:06
it probably doesn't make a whole hell of
53:08
a lot of sense. To. Try to
53:10
set on learn it and so I wonder
53:13
if you would learn the rules of the
53:15
laying of another language in it would just
53:17
be honestly have a better built language and
53:19
like and might actually make it a lot
53:21
easier on a know. How I've always
53:23
wondered that. It's definitely built better.
53:25
I assumed. I know. Eagles is a mess, but
53:27
as is, Purely. On a
53:29
level of memorize memorization of letters
53:31
it is easy. I found this
53:33
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company that provides legal protection. Says
53:38
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54:01
anywhere the ends in Charleston to
54:03
be honest. The stratagems guess. Have
54:09
you ever put that word in the Googled
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54:13
it. Politics. Cause
54:15
vehicle to the it always.
54:18
It. Sounds terrible an English I can't imagine.
54:23
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front of it estimates place Switch needs
54:35
like a baby. I just read funny
54:37
noises an eagle to kill them Restrict
54:39
reserved for the virgin birth. And
54:42
a look for a be done this. Snowed?
54:46
don't know. Don't.
54:50
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54:52
quick in German. Or it says. Like
54:55
I just I thought. I mean the
54:57
job is copy what it you just heard it is
54:59
computers Hard to say we would be a fucking it's
55:01
know thought it allows us it just look at this
55:03
is how to their looks. Oh
55:06
shit, where that is that? The railings. The.
55:08
Google Langley to do a man sitting he comes
55:10
a google says it didn't you say it. Why?
55:14
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55:16
hear it But. I. Didn't say fuck
55:18
it anything. Why?
55:20
Are you send me a video that is a minute
55:23
long? Why did I know I've added a white guy
55:25
made a gala. Gavin at say him
55:27
on a side. That and I. Gavin
55:29
is right. He says it. So.
55:32
Fast? yeah and then to have
55:34
to repeat that. No. Fucking
55:36
shot. Everybody shut up since
55:38
three second set. As
55:41
a suit says, the hills is as Huston. Rich,
55:45
rich surfaces or forces that.
55:48
I saw one that had a
55:50
whole lot of V. Is
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a me up again Kevin ask me if I
55:55
if I have a lawyer that are a loss.
55:57
I like his. Would you recommend if I need
55:59
some and fit. They also need like legal
56:01
advice. I. See you!
56:03
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56:05
resurfaced surface and Chef and I mean
56:07
with this is your Hitler Juggler. On
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full offense a nod to say no. Heard
56:13
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56:16
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it's wrong. it's google. Hope. It's not
56:21
my fault. Kept his gaze on. Our
56:23
allies years or talk and will ever be quiet right
56:25
now. Okay, hold on. Yeah.
56:28
Redskins if I see going to
56:31
get a divisive sets his our
56:33
easy as easy. I. Didn't
56:35
realize the Swedish chef spoke German as
56:37
what I've learned from this. Is
56:41
it sounds very sweet? Assess? Assess
56:44
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56:47
smell as sweet as.
56:50
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56:53
me the German word against myself
56:55
recesses of president assist us cities
56:57
in our midst of a lot.
57:00
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57:02
I as the I have as I had of
57:04
the other have an idea. And
57:06
I don't know how to bring it up with you guys
57:09
because I wonder how it'll affect. The podcast was easy as
57:11
if they win some of the green solutions for. I'm
57:14
I live as citizen. The nagging
57:16
at me for a couple weeks
57:18
now. And it's not going
57:20
away. Haven't thought about with anybody yet,
57:22
but I'm I've been. Lately.
57:25
Feeling very taciturn in general
57:27
of ads of fuck is
57:29
missing was has served as
57:31
attacked us once was like
57:33
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57:38
and sort and not not wanted to be. Are
57:40
so I know. Like the word used. As
57:43
a fucking perfectly. Normal word taciturn.
57:45
I'm honest going. yeah ah so
57:47
normal as a second I have
57:49
a sort of like as he
57:51
knows he has some nights he
57:54
isn't same. Bernie was so what
57:56
annoying because at least he had
57:58
a fucking vocabulary dreamer. I've
58:01
been thinking pricey just saying. it's not
58:03
normal that. As are solely sit
58:05
on border. Resets has understand
58:08
words. Oh My God. Anyway, I've been
58:10
thinking about by his really fucking drive
58:12
in it home to me right now.
58:14
For. The last couple weeks of it's he can add had
58:16
a strong urge. To take a vow of
58:19
silence. Oh. You.
58:22
Think for how long? I? I don't
58:24
know. Yeah. That could
58:26
affect the posts either. So you know the
58:28
thing that we're about to go. Do you
58:30
think that now's the time for that? Yeah,
58:32
I think and act. No, I don't think
58:34
it is. I think I'm going to figure
58:36
it out when he can be complicated, but
58:39
I hadn't. I'm having an intense desire to
58:41
not speak out loud at all to anyone,
58:43
Ever. so you yourself would be taciturn. Well,
58:46
I think I'm a fairly taciturn as it is
58:48
the last six months or so, but I
58:50
did, As is progressing to the i'd like delegates
58:53
leading somewhere. And. I just like I just
58:55
one. I've been thinking a lot about monks and how
58:57
they just don't talk for an undefined period of time
58:59
and just lay it'll add I just had a know
59:01
the something appealing in that to me of the matt.
59:06
Elam. Yeah, you did. Oh, you did
59:08
you for years. If I don't recommend it,
59:12
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59:15
Edge over. There. Will be. I
59:18
feel like it might. Be different for me of forty
59:20
eighth and it was pretty much six that
59:23
would play we we end most things in
59:25
your life. I
59:27
mean to purposely come up with clever ways. To
59:29
communicate like what? if I had a really
59:31
robust sound board of things I've already said
59:33
years to mutating. It's making and hearted of
59:36
yards and English and that's what are you
59:38
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59:40
yes, he does. So beloved is Jeff Forty
59:42
one for lunch. Or
59:47
yeah, I get the wrong button. Assess.
59:50
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59:52
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59:57
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I don't really the the podcast is
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my priority over my own personal. Mental.
1:00:05
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being but. I live as
1:00:09
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sort of create a solution here. Maybe I
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just don't talk twenty three hours a day
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yet or six days a week and but
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in one day I talk like on killer
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the Empire State Building. Ah, or
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put a little coin slot somewhere on you. By
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long before any one is willing
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to convene from nothing? Some people
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1:01:03
second thing. Maybe. We going to
1:01:05
court. Maybe we do you like a day. A
1:01:07
silence going into recording. Crc. Else.
1:01:11
I'm going to not talk to anybody for a
1:01:13
day. Take a full day of silence. We don't
1:01:15
take over twenty four hours Of twenty four hours.
1:01:17
we start the party este. Not
1:01:19
as interesting. That's interesting to me. You're
1:01:22
all coming into it on even footing as
1:01:24
and so he y M. Yeah,
1:01:26
I don't I don't think this would be tough. I
1:01:28
don't think this will change anything, but I'm willing to
1:01:30
do with. I. Feel like though everyone
1:01:32
is going a to do including. Eric
1:01:35
Nixon Gracie. Of. Course, I don't
1:01:37
think that that's now. I'm the No. No.
1:01:40
Going to run and routes news on board.
1:01:42
I just assume people wouldn't be on board
1:01:44
will cause I was forced. Air.
1:01:47
At can't do his job. right?
1:01:49
now i mean yet as your last
1:01:52
it the what would it was no
1:01:54
excess as a that was a mobile
1:01:56
edna plunger or fi suffer think company
1:01:58
is in the shit So I got
1:02:00
the plunger coming we're gonna clear out
1:02:02
of there Be
1:02:05
gone through it's not something I
1:02:07
have to do today Maybe that'll be what I do
1:02:09
after I retire or maybe I'll
1:02:11
take a vacation and have a quiet vacation But
1:02:13
I like the idea of us trying it out
1:02:15
for like a period time altogether Yeah,
1:02:18
I wonder if it will have icy hot on the ear Effects
1:02:21
on the podcast. I also I
1:02:23
also wonder we didn't do it. It was balls
1:02:27
Yeah, do you think that I did both?
1:02:30
Do you think if you took an extended
1:02:32
vow of silence? You could really zone in
1:02:35
by putting icy hot on your balls and
1:02:37
staying silent like you'd really like hone in
1:02:39
on the silence Now
1:02:42
it would just be desk luncheon. No,
1:02:44
yeah, I think I elevated silence. No,
1:02:47
you know, okay. I don't think Maybe
1:02:50
that's advanced. Maybe we let's walk before we
1:02:52
run. Okay. Well,
1:02:54
we need to wrap this one up We
1:02:57
only have a few of these left So
1:02:59
I really feel like you guys should leave
1:03:01
people with something like really strong here. Could
1:03:03
you walk on icy hot? What
1:03:06
do you mean? What if the floor
1:03:08
was icy hot would it would it hurt? Yeah,
1:03:12
I like what I want to put let's we got to do
1:03:14
that. I Feel
1:03:17
like the bottoms of my feet are very resistant.
1:03:19
Do you think you taste the icy hot like garlic?
1:03:21
Oh You're putting so
1:03:23
much like you rub icy hot on your
1:03:26
arm and then it's it's slowly like I
1:03:28
don't know it permeates into the skin But
1:03:31
if you were standing on it You'd have
1:03:33
all the weight of you pushing down on
1:03:35
the icy hot Compressing it and forcing it
1:03:37
into you and you'd be surrounded
1:03:39
by that. Maybe we should do an icy
1:03:41
hot footbag foot race What
1:03:44
about an icy hot flipping slide? Oh God
1:03:49
that would be fucking Andrew
1:03:51
first off Gavin. Yes. Yes Andrew.
1:03:53
Yes. We need to have the
1:03:55
icy hot summer games where we
1:03:58
just do shit in somebody backyard
1:04:00
but it's all I see hot how
1:04:03
much money we're gonna need to get a sponsorship
1:04:10
I wish that there is just I see I
1:04:12
see hot if you're if you're listening
1:04:15
to this get after
1:04:17
us let us know yeah or or tiger
1:04:19
bomb or syllab
1:04:22
derm or any of the other companies that
1:04:25
make them yes cylinder I made that out
1:04:27
but hey don't let your dorma dorma ice
1:04:29
or and if we don't
1:04:34
reply for a day we were just in a vow
1:04:36
of silence yeah okay wrap this
1:04:38
up we
1:04:42
gotta go all right yeah everybody's gonna leave
1:04:44
you're gonna leave with something important
1:04:46
you said Eric so I'll
1:04:48
go first you are going to leave people with something important
1:04:50
because we only have a few of these left so go
1:04:52
ahead here we go and then somebody just go after me
1:04:58
you gotta go and then someone else will go that
1:05:04
was it I I gave the gift of
1:05:06
silence pretty
1:05:09
tough a ton of you thank you Nick
1:05:17
has to edit all the head
1:05:19
like the sound effects in there
1:05:21
like not in the recording did
1:05:23
the drum is okay okay hey
1:05:25
guys major league
1:05:30
fan Jack here with a look
1:05:42
at next week's episode of face we are
1:05:44
nearing the end and still trying to catch
1:05:46
up so here are some predictions for next
1:05:48
week's episode Andrew can't take
1:05:50
it anymore Jeff has yet another house
1:05:53
problem Gavin is planning a trip back
1:05:55
to Sloppy Joe's the boys have to
1:05:57
change their name Eric wants them to
1:05:59
finish on the for real this time.
1:06:01
Next isn't wearing the mask and once
1:06:03
again and who does not he the
1:06:05
pencil. All that in more On next
1:06:07
week's episode of Face.
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