Topics discussed on today's show: FML Faceoff, Florida Or Anywhere Else, Fakin Cancer, News of the Day with Lisa May, Birthdays, Boring People, Keurig Wine, Theater Mode, Fire Station Fire, Gonorrhea, Yahoo Finance, Ordering Pizza Sick, Do you have no friends?, Priest Sex, Hybrids, Vine, Dwarf Galaxy, How do you stop a bulldozer, Drug Smugs, Get The Fake Out, Franks News, France Spanks, Stay Or Go with today's artists: Faulkner, Signed Memorabilia, and Apologies.