It began as a simple discussion about fast food. It ends with Lucas having to confront that a cherished childhood memory, was a complete lie. Seriously. It's fuckin wild.

"Don't You Ever Touch a Black Man's Soundboard!" - Jackie Chan

Jan 11th, 2023 39m 34s

We got a soundboard. Some of it is some pretty weird shit but it leads to some classic radio trivia. Later, Lucas does some jokes from his Stand-up Act that have critics calling him "The next Carlos Mencia". At the end, Zach drops an HIV Bombs

Hollywood Nights & Tangerine Dreams

Oct 15th, 2022 29m 3s

Lucas got a call from Hollywood to be in a national commercial. Things are happening people.

QAdnan

Sep 27th, 2022 1h 11m

The boys break down an epic radio fight and solve the Adnan Syed-Hae Min Lee murder case. Bernie Sanders plays Pokemon Go with Baron Trump and we discuss the best made for TV bands.

Public Intellectuals Who Review Sexual Pleasure Principles

Aug 22nd, 2022 35m 22s

After the boys' summer hiatus at the DMZ separating North & South Korea trying to convince the leaders of each nation how much cooler it would be to have laser tag war rather to end this family feud once and for all. While they were unsuccessf

Producer Fell Asleep At The Wheel

Jun 13th, 2022 38m 33s

Literally. The dude fell asleep and missed the recording session. Sucks, but it's honestly on brand for the amount of effort put into this show.

Cryto Suicide

May 17th, 2022 44m 36s

Zach wields a sword and threatens to glue his dick to a bible. Other funny stuff happens and Jaime is back as our producer.

A Vulgar Display of Futility Episode I. - A Japanese George Costanza Awakens

May 8th, 2022 1h

Yea, it'll be a two parter. We recorded for way too long and some of us got drunk. Say hello to Tanner finally as its his first guest appearance we will actually publish. Also, we interview a possible producer for the show who we suspect is mos

6 Degrees of Separation from a C-List Pornstar

Apr 11th, 2022 55m 9s

$62,000 - ft. Anna Delvey SPECIAL GUEST

Mar 11th, 2022 46m 55s

We handle a celebrity interview like couple of young Sterns as HSP bags its biggest guest to date. Famous fraudster and star of Inventing Anna, Anna Delvey calls in from an ICE detention center to dish about Putin's parties and the boys duke i

Dog Water Color Photos: Part Deux

Jan 4th, 2022 26m 24s

The second half with Greggie. The mystery of whether Princess Anastasia Romanov escaped with her life during the Russian Revolution is solved. Lucas has some jokes he try's out before his open mike night. Greggie's jewish heritage is brought up

Dog Water Color Photos: Act 1

Jan 4th, 2022 41m 16s

Greggie of Blue Shirts Breakaway actually gets on the pod. It's pretty sweet.

Dirtbag SJW

Dec 8th, 2021 57m 57s

The Blue Collar Boys are back with an absolute heat rock of an episode. Lucas walks us through his trips to Meow Wolf and Costa Rica and introduces us to Mr. Badzookie and Mr. Gadzookie. Zach watched the Beatles documentary and revisions Highl

We Need To Talk About Kevin

Oct 19th, 2021 38m 57s

Recorded the same night as the last episode "Way Down In the Hole" and are fully zooted at this point. Luckily it was easy to edit due to a piss break. The pod finally got another guest with 0 prep from the boys per usual. Shout out to Kevin

Way Down In The Hole

Sep 24th, 2021 58m 31s

A cancer-free Lucas and Zach return to say goodbye to some of our fallen heroes, talk a little sports, introduce a new sex doll business concept and discuss which foods can be eaten without sauces or condiments. Listen to the very end for a bri

Lucas On The Roof

Sep 3rd, 2021 47m 43s

Just like the movie Fiddler on the Roof but even more jewish

Wedding photogs get freaky

Jul 14th, 2021 1h 8m

Meet Leslie Chaucer

Jul 12th, 2021 51m 10s

Chairmen of the Board

Jul 8th, 2021 31m 32s

This one's for all of the haters and the critics who are always saying HSP is too structured and has too many well-thought-out topics. Zach changes the game with the introduction of a soundboard and fuck around with it for a half-hour. Enjoy, w

Harlem Hellfire

May 24th, 2021 1h 13m

We'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guy! The boys break down the Tramp Stamps hit single and Zach fills Lucas in on his idea for a World War I romance movie.

Example of Non-Autistic Free Jazz Podcasting

May 17th, 2021 40m 57s

The title really explains it all for the episode. No description needed.

A Highly Suspicious Royal Wedding

Apr 17th, 2021 1h 2m

The boys recap their weekend together for a wedding and Zach rags on the DJ. Lucas was present in body but has forgotten most of what happened. What makes this a royal episode though is the Queen of England becomes the first ever two-time gues

March Radness

Apr 5th, 2021 1h 15m

Your favorite podcast Cinderellas are back to talk March Madness and an unfortunate mistake almost sends Lucas into a dark place on the internet. If all goes according to plan, next week's ep will be the first HS recorded with Zach and Lucas i

It's good to be the Queen

Mar 14th, 2021 45m 32s

Well the boys were able to somehow get the biggest guest ever on the podcast and interview the Queen of England herself.... Elizabeth II..... Lucas took the reigns as Zach had to hop off the zoom as they are too cheap to pay for an extra person

CASA BONITA LOST EPISODE!!!!

Mar 8th, 2021 55m 26s

Well the boys finally did it. They took a recording from years ago that was the spark that led them to doing the podcast now you love so dear. Sure they ripped it off some other podcast called Basic Cable, but that's Lucas's problem not Zach's.