Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about flying private to walk in a fashion show, meeting Tyra Banks and they have an announcement for Inside the Closet listeners!Learn more about yo

Big Tooth Energy W/ Bob the Drag Queen Encore

Jan 15th, 2023 54m 54s

This week we replay an audience favorite "vintage" Inside The Closet from April 2019 featuring Bob the Drag Queen. Emma and Matteo get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on a debate that's been going on for years on Insi

Just One Day Off

Dec 16th, 2022 40m 57s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk resolutions, holiday plans, fruity friendly sports, and more! Happy Holidays!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Comedian Needs No Introduction

Dec 3rd, 2022 38m 12s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by the second son of New Milford PA Nick Smith to talk growing up in a small town and hating your classmates, cheating on tests like a

Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea Revisited

Nov 24th, 2022 15m 51s

Hello Closeteers, in light of the tragedy at Club Q in Colorado Springs, Emma and Matteo are taking a pause this week. Support victims through the Colorado Healing Fund. We'll replay segments from an audience favorite "Unforeseeable Future Dia

Bottoms Make The World Go Round

Nov 18th, 2022 40m 53s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk shadow banning, the slippery slope of bottom shaming, gas station kombucha and Republicans with alleged gay-face, and more!Learn more about

I Think Saddam Hussein Is Living In My Gut

Nov 10th, 2022 34m 32s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about Courtney Love’s (and Emma’s) ill-fated attempts to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, scenic and terrifying experiences in small planes, Emma’s

My Brain Is Off But I Got Nice Toes

Nov 3rd, 2022 46m 49s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo and Emma chat about the ins and outs of steaming your eyeballs, (un) & affordable healthcare, good teeth, drinking problems, and cool kids.Remember to rat

Lock The Swan Producers Up

Oct 28th, 2022 37m 44s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week Matteo translates his comedy to the Romans, and eats with the King of Carbonara. Emma indulges in the joys getting paid to sit for hours on set, while Matteo escap

Toilet Spoon

Oct 21st, 2022 30m 43s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo reflect on how they've changed since the podcast began, uniquely New York aspects of dating, the parmigiano reggiano law, and whether or not we're

My Rations! My Rations!

Sep 22nd, 2022 1h

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Emma's mom's NY visit, snoring, and street cash. Then, they call Matteo's sister Kate for some much-needed nutrition advice, and Matteo's Aun

ADHDIBSLGBTQ

Sep 15th, 2022 49m 35s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk broken toes, intestinal distress at TJ Maxx, the Queen, Emma's #1 travel tip, and how to handle trolls.Remember to rate and subscribe, follo

Subtle Poppers

Sep 8th, 2022 45m 25s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk sleep positions, uncontrollable plane farting, post-surgery drugs, inopportunely-timed edibles, and more!Remember to rate and subscribe, fol

You Do Bleed A Lot

Sep 1st, 2022 42m 13s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo tells Emma all about his hair transplant surgery, from finding a doctor all the way to post-op recovery.Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Insta

The Bitch In Part 2 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly (Re-release!)

Aug 25th, 2022 47m 55s

Hey Closeteers! This week, we're throwing it back to Part 2 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy, and more of Emma and Matteo answering your questions. There’s even a special phone in from Un

Fill Myself With Nachos

Aug 18th, 2022 45m 12s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo answer some pressing questions from TikTok, covering everything from jealousy to UFOs.Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and

Experimenting with Diapers

Aug 11th, 2022 40m 43s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk peach firmness, mom drama, celeb couples, and more!Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube chan

The Bitch In Part 1 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly (Re-release!)

Aug 4th, 2022 45m 52s

Hey Closeteers! This week is a throwback to a classic episode: Part 1 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing to the Lane Family's It

The Motherf*cking Spleen

Jul 21st, 2022 46m 42s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Jennifer Coolidge, intense acupuncture, witnessing racist and homophobic sets, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instag

Homophobic Fly

Jul 14th, 2022 38m 53s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk monkeypox (and call Nick Smith to hear about his attempt to get a vax appointment), summer getaways, Paris Hilton, and more!Remember to rate

Vacation Bible School (with Marie Faustin)

Jul 7th, 2022 1h 2m

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Marie Faustin (@reeezy) to talk growing up nerdy, multilingual, and religious, how Emma got roped into her schools' Caribbe

WTF Are Your Pronouns

Jun 30th, 2022 30m 54s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talks crowd work, mullets, hecklers at the opera, guilty pleasures, divorced parents, and more!Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Insta

A Bad Haircut and Gratuitous Anal

Jun 23rd, 2022 38m 50s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo catch up on Matteo's Italy trip, UFOs, Top Gun, missing children on milk cartons, gay hashtags, and more!Remember to rate and subscribe, follow u

Mandatory Penis (with Caitlin Peluffo)

Jun 16th, 2022 44m 58s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma is joined by comedian Caitlin Peluffo (host of Good Time Gal podcast) and finds out how Caitlin knew she was straight, the time she hooked up with a girl, th

Go Suck a Cow's Dick

Jun 9th, 2022 29m 33s

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma flies solo and talks bonding with a cowboy over taxes, a poop horror story, a mystery involving a unicorn and a penguin and her mother, and more!Remember to