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In which Miles stops worrying and learns to love X-Force; you should absolutely not google the phrase "face jam"; the kids take a field trip to Graymalkin; Jay reverse-engineers Shatterstar's hair; Donald Pierce gets a new job; Sam Guthrie is the most trustworthy man in the Marvel Universe; Cable is your guns grandma; Professor earns its name; X-Force really only has one setting; and not every Sluggo is lit.

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A bunch of stuff Quicksilver didSeveral catsX-Force #20-23The Externals (more) (again)A deeply unlikely hairstyleGraymalkin / Ship / ProfessorA somewhat one-sided reunionYahoosInaccurate arithmeticWhy Feral sounds like thatNeither Tom, Dick, nor HarryWar Machine (James Rhodes)SalvageSam Guthrie's long trail of dead father figuresShatterstarHow to fight an ExternalThe seventh plagueWhat Domino's been up toHammer's momTigerstryke (more) (again)Sluggo (but not that Sluggo)Learning to appreciate the '90s

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