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In which Glen Danzig was the most popular Wolverine fancast for a weirdly long time; breasts have physical mass; the Shi’ar empire is not your friend; Deathbird should not be left in charge of anything alive; Jubilee learns about privilege; Sinister is not subtle; plasma is the new magnetism; Scott and Jean return from the future; and Nick Fury probably sews his name into the waistband of all his underpants.

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Some guy from Earth-1610X-Men: Unlimited #5X-Men #34-35Shi’ar sextingA rude awakening (literal)Rococo StryfeSome uncomfortable fashion choicesX-pajamasDefinitely nude Charles XavierBreastsShi’ar imperial bullshitA very impressive headdressReality TV... in space!A rude awakening (metaphorical)Shi’ar childhoodNegotiationA total dick moveAnother total dick moveBeast’s brief tenure as field leader of the X-MenThe return of ThrenodyThe titles of several sex tapesHigh-tech spelunkingSinister’s secret DNA libraryControversial outfitsNick Fury’s stuffSunset GraceThe racism inherent to Evan Sabahnur’s backgroundA question we’ve answered before and will probably answer again

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