Jive Turkeys

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After an interview fails to materialize, the Turkey crew decide that the show must go on! The boys unveil two new segments, one where they get to stretch their creative muscles to write a movie and the other, a game that is definitely NOT word association, Jason has a bone to pick with the guest that never shows, Ty builds an epic James Cameron-esque movie about a cyborg Djimon Honsou fighting angel of light Roseanne Barr, and Jacob is insensitive... again. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the [Jive Turkeys Facebook Group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1894794194168278/), tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
It's a return to form fresh off of their stint of interviews, the boys swap alcoholic adventures,  talk about Drunk Olympics with games such as Lawnchair Leapfrog and Slip 'n' Slide Kickball, Jason tells a tale about naming a star and how it didn't help his relationship, Tyson has been stressed so he doesn't have much going on upstairs, and Jacob stumbles across a website dedicated to masturbating using food.  Out of Context Quote: "It has heated seats and a colostomy bag, and that's what it's like to drive a Lincoln." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the [Jive Turkeys Facebook Group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1894794194168278/), tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.  If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In this Jason-less episode, Jacob and Tyson are joined by actor, writer, director, producer, and expert prop maker Patrick Lescarbeau! Together, he schools the boys on what it's like on the set of a western, Tyson shares how Star Trek ruined his birthday, Patrick speaks in Klingon and gushes Star Wars love, Trump impressions abound, and Jacob watches a weird anime with some intimate weapons. Check out Patrick in his latest film "In Their Own Words, Billy the Kid & The Lincoln County War" https://www.amazon.com/Their-Words-Billy-Lincoln-County/dp/B083F6GKG4 And to help support Patrick's upcoming film, Chance and Circumstance, visit the website below and give, Give, GIVE!: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/chance-and-circumstance-feature-film#/ If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
This week the boys interview the illustrious director, entrepreneur, studio starter, and all-around creative force of nature, Michael Mueller. Buckle your seatbelts because we go from zero to sixty rather quickly and much like a dog with their head out of the window of a Lamborghini, you'll love every minute of it. Michael shares his passion for reading people, the art of directing, his keto lifestyle, future project ideas, and Russians fornicating under the consent of the king. Have a blast, because we certainly did! Check Michael out in his natural habitat on https://www.m3creative.net/ And also, do yourself a gosh darn favor and check out the trailer and teaser for his upcoming comedy "The E-Listers" about a ragtag group of background actors who, fed up with the disrespect and inequality, lead a rebellion against the prima donnas and forge their own story. "The E-Lister's" Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0Dfi4OR2g "The E-Lister's" Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4bgnc4YMg If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In the first episode of the Jive Turkeys Interview Series, we sit down with the multitalented comedian, dancer, screen actor, voice actor and much more: Sam Kwasman! Telling stories he's heard from Lucille Ball, addressing PC culture's effects on comedy, and quoting Taken as Donald Duck, this interview was a complete blast from beginning to end! Check out Sam's website https://www.samkay3000.com/ for more of his work, his voice work on "The New Tom & Jerry Show" as the adorable Little Quacker, and peep his latest film project with Jerry Seinfeld "Letters from a Nut" on Amazon Prime Video! https://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L-Nancy/dp/B07PDNC5XQ If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In the first episode of the new year, the boys reflect on the dumb things they said last year, decide on some new goals to accomplish this year, and Jason shoots for the moon with his resolution. Jason has the idea for mobility for lazy horses, Ty realizes he's the same person as last year, and Jacob is a little more sadistic with Jason's inventions than he intends. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
This episode joins the boys as they learn how not to spread bodily fluids on cops from idiots around the globe from Germany to Scotland, Papa John warns of a day of reckoning while Chris Hanson hovers in the background, Jason loses all of the female listeners, then charms them back with his pun magic, Ty basks in the glow of a black Friday TV purchase, and Jacob's Papa John impression sounds a lot like Jesse Ventura. If would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In this adventure, the boys vibe at a concert with a breast milk spraying woman, dump a bucket of feces on an unsuspecting bystander, reveal the Patreon page and website, Jason struggles with a stint of bad luck, Ty brings a creature of the deep that has a very particular set of skills for Decrypted, and Jacob struggles to land a single joke. Out of Context Quote: "If you throw your diarrhea on me, I'm going to murder you in the street." If you would like to be ever so awesome and donate money to our Patreon campaign, please follow this link: https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast. Thanks for your support! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
This episode of Jive Turkeys has a new face! With the help of Dan the Man, the boys guide themselves through the treacherous wilds of Alaska and a swimmer with too many “assets,” Jason is backed up on F*ck Your States and releases his load, Ty brings back his President Obama impression, and Jacob has to share a mic unsuccessfully with the guest. Fan-Fic Roulette is back! Enjoy the regaling of infamous Sonic High School! Out of Context Quote: “You throw in that FannyPack and we got a deal!” If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
The boys are here for a specially delivered Halloween episode featuring the list of most offensive costumes of 2019 and the reading of their group effort Halloween story: “The Apocalypse Next Door.” Enjoy the shenanigans and the spooky tale! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In this episode, the boys try to get down to the bottom of the Mystery of the Missing Five Dollar Bill, comment on the status of Jason’s missing eyebrows, Ty contemplates leaving old TVs on people’s porches, Jason gripes about a free trip to Sea World and his fecal woes, and Jacob poses an interesting theory relating a video game store and mass shootings. Out of context quote: "I'm taking off the body camera!" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
This episode gets down to the merits of drinking piss, why you should always have baby wipes on hand, a satanic baby change station, Jason has a terrible visit to a decrepit zoo with his nieces, Ty laughs too hard before the show starts, and Jacob lets a neighbor have it over a racist ice cream truck. Out of Context Quote: "I thought it was a landing strip at first; turns out, it was a line of coke." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
This episode bursts right out of the gate with two rants about the down slide of the fast food milkshake and the idiocy of regional managers, Jason wants to take a turn at a used panties vending machine, Ty tries to figure out a common core math problem, and Jacob tells an "intoxicating" story about his time working at the mental hospital. Out of Context Quote: "You look great with that sh*t shovel in your hand, Johnny!" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In this full house episode, Uberfan Will joins the boys by phone to insert his two cents, the Area 51 raid is bandied about, the new 007 movie is creatively designed with their insanity, Jason wants to invent an insurance company for men who are terrible at flirting, Ty is overly entertained about finding an alligator on a job site, and Jacob & Will realize that they're low rent hitman. Out of Context Quote: "There's CCR playing in the background while they're gunning down weeaboos." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
Its a best of as the boys take a hiatus while they prepare some new stuff on and off mic for all of you listeners out there! So while they're doing their thing, here's a nice collection of bits! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
Its a slithery conundrum of an episode as the boys learn about a tiny but mighty mythical snake, a familiar puppet pal reads a bible verse, resident old man Jason explains to the other younger hosts about Fortnite, Ty laments about wasted time watching the latest Transformers film disaster, and Jacob is alone watching too much Cheers. Out of Context Quote: "You can't be a vampire and eat Wendy's." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In this episode, the boys re-imagine themselves as annoying supervillains, debate the effectiveness of masturbating underneath a bed at your grandma's, Jason gets self conscious about his leaning over double chin, Ty bumbles through a terrible product pitch while hijacking Jason's segment, and Jacob reveals that he has a gentlemanly penis. Out of context quote: "I'm, like, literally human heroin." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
Its a big episode as the boys announce joining DropTent Media, a podcast network for important people, ponder the idea of a Jive Turkey IPA beer line for each of them, Jason is once again the whipping boy, a young Ty is propositioned to buy a dimebag, and Jacob ponders being a supervillain while his ADHD runs rampant. Out of context quote: "Formaldehyde. That's a weird smell, by the way." "Yeah, its a weird taste, too." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In this episode, the turkeys discuss Walmart prison tattoo booths run by inmates, about how Finland isn't actually a real country (sorry, Finland), a bus driver driving drunk from a doughnut, Ty explains his comedy in detail, Jason sheds a tear, Will can't wait to make an Anheuser-Busch joke, and Jacob doesn't want to listen to reason. Out of Context Quote: "Do you think Santa's d*ck is as red as his nose?" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In the return of the prodigal host, Ty returns to give the gang an update on his life, Jason grunts at someone in a sexual manner, devise a devious plan to dispatch a disgruntled boat captain, Ty and Will delve way too deep into a conspiracy involving raking at gunpoint, and Jacob can't keep the show on track. Out of Context Quote: "You're not an efficient boat captain if you aren't drinking rum and snorting coke." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40! Ok, well we aren't exactly 40, but its the fortieth episode and the Jive Turkeys are celebrating by talking about wiping habits, receiving urine samples in the mail, time traveling celebrities, dropping a load so hard you forget ten years of memories, Jason has his own bowel issue, Will brings up some less than creditable conspiracy theories, and Jacob does many impersonations. Out of context quote: Adam Sandler voice "That's a high quality dead baby." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
Its an all Decrypted episode where Jason takes a trip down under to get in touch with his didgeridoo, Ty goes spelunking in a wondercave for an elephant snake, and Jacob takes a trip to the Great White North with some unfriendly, apocalyptic aliens. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
In this episode, the turkeys explore their female alter egos, create another Disney classic about Spartans, a child is thrown from the top story of the Mall of America, the new "Tide pod challenge" has been discovered, Jason reveals that he shouldn't be alive per natural selection, Will recounts a tale of being berated by a slur-slinging Romani boy, and Jacob croons the Frasier theme song. Out of Context Quote: "If you want to abort that baby, you would have to snipe the stork." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
Its the triumphant return of the Turkeys! After a hiatus for moving and other misadventures, we the boys have returned, and in a new format! Minus Ty, the remaining two are joined by Uberfan Will as they bellyflop into conversations about Fleshlights with Hitler mustaches, terrible Doordash employees, Jason reveals an odd celebrity he would have a gay tryst with, Jacob can barely contain his excitement about a dog stealing from Walmart, and Will does some Jud-ee chops. Out of Context Quote: "My fish is broken! I demand quality service, FIX MY FISH!" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jive-turkeys/support
SPOILER ALERT! In this episode, we discuss Marvel's latest addition to the MCU, Captain Marvel! This is a spoiler heavy episode, so if you have not watched the movie, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! To fully enjoy and understand Jason's wrath in this episode, you must see the film! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
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Podcast Details

Created by
DropTent Media Network
Podcast Status
Finished
Started
Oct 9th, 2017
Latest Episode
Mar 6th, 2020
Release Period
Weekly
Episodes
67
Avg. Episode Length
About 2 hours
Explicit
Yes
Order
Episodic

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