Ohohohohohohoho. We hit peak Jude in the film that launched a thousand adolescent crushes and pop-punk song titles, Closer (2004). In their de facto Theater episode, Fran and Caroline are joined by Lindsey Weber (Who? Weekly). Fran hasn't yet s

Cold Mountain

Mar 22nd, 2021 39m 36s

It's the Odyssey but longer! Jude takes forever to cross North Carolina in Oscar contender Cold Mountain (2003). Plus - more updates on Hook. Fran is happy to see Charlie Hunnam again and Caroline shares some loose facts about the Civil War (Am

eXistenZ

Jan 19th, 2021 43m 15s

Jude loves tech! Fran and Caroline watch an early Jude performance in auteur David Cronenberg's eXistenZ (1999). Fran once ate shark marinated in urine and Caroline went to liberal arts college. [NOTE for Witcher fans: we know it’s "Geralt" (

The Nest

Dec 16th, 2020 33m 46s

Jude can't afford it! Our guy does great work supporting Carrie Coon The God in this year's The Nest. Fran doesn't want to talk about horses and Caroline wonders if Jude knew it was Yom Kippur when he went on vacation. **SPOILERS FOR THE NEST I

All The King's Men

Sep 28th, 2020 42m 6s

Jude is a box of spilled spaghetti! Patricia Clarkson hits the nail on the head with the only good line in the mess of a movie that is the 2006 remake of All the King's Men. Fran endures heartbreak seeing her favorite literary character of all

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Apr 20th, 2020 46m 20s

He's the greatest teacher we've ever had! Jude plays noted gay wizard Albus Dumbledore in the second of five (FIVE!) Fantastic Beasts movies set in the Harry Potter universe, The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018). Fran wonders were Jude is quarantin

Anna Karenina

Mar 27th, 2020 40m 7s

Jude loves the law! Fran and Caroline discuss the career pivot Jude pulls off as Karenin in Joe Wright's Anna Karenina (2012). Fran remains extremely well read and Caroline tries to describe a cassette from her childhood.

Dom Hemingway (feat. Karen Han)

Mar 18th, 2020 58m 35s

You lost your hand?! Fran and Caroline are joined by Karen Han to discuss all things Dom Hemingway (2013), including but not limited to co-star Richard E. Grant and the extended Karen's Boys (TM) universe. Fran has never seen Breaking Bad and C

Spy

Feb 14th, 2020 27m 11s

It's a crazy cupcake! Jude knows exactly how hot he is as a mediocre secret agent in Spy (2015). Fran doesn't know anyone named Brick and Caroline agrees that Statham should have been in Ford v. Ferarri (2019).

Road To Perdition

Feb 6th, 2020 32m 58s

Weegee was real! Jude is a third-billed creep in Road to Perdition (2002). To celebrate Hollywood's Biggest Night (TM), Fran bravely goes on TikTok and Caroline wonders if Sam Mendes and Chris Nolan ever hang out.

A.I.

Dec 10th, 2019 38m 50s

Gigolo Joe, what do you know! Fran and Caroline absolutely adore Jude's dewy complexion in A.I. (2001). Fran doesn't care for whales and Caroline saw Tom Hiddleston in Times Square.

BONUS - Raff Law

Nov 19th, 2019 12m 17s

EMERGENCY MEETING - Fran got an update from Deadline that we must address. You won't believe this...twist (2020)

Gattaca

Oct 18th, 2019 29m 16s

20/20 vision and the heart of an ox! Jude is an absolute specimen with an attitude in Gattaca (1997). Fran admits she doesn't care about outer space while Caroline assures everyone that this will never be a dating podcast.

Sherlock Holmes

Oct 1st, 2019 41m 34s

Watson is a total stick in the mud! Fran and Caroline try to untangle the mystery of a film that is Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes (2009). Fran is worried she'll one day have to see the new live-action Aladdin, and Caroline passionately defends

Captain Marvel

Apr 30th, 2019 38m 54s

Our guy phones it in for Captain Marvel! Fran and Caroline don't know much about the Marvel Universe, but they do know what Jude wore to the premiere.

Alfie

Apr 23rd, 2019 39m 14s

Alfie is our enemy! Fran and and Caroline are shocked by how so many people let Jude down and made this terrible movie in his Big Year, 2004. Fran can't help but wonder if this movie would have been better if it were Don Jon (2013), and Carolin

The Talented Mr. Ripley

Apr 14th, 2019 39m 5s

Get to know Fran and Caroline, who are here to indulge your fascination with Jude Law's extensive and varied career. In the first episode they break down Jude Law's breakout role in The Talented Mr. Ripley. Caroline begs Fran to spoil the endin

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