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Hello and welcome back. Hi,

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I'm Mark. I'm Rox. And this is

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our podcast. Live, laugh, love

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the podcast.

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Here we go. Episode 18.

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What? No way.

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Woo, woo, woo, woo. What

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have you got to do? You got

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to live, laugh, love. Oh.

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Hello, everyone. Welcome back

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to live, laugh, love. And

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this is episode 18. I'm

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so happy about this.

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What? I'm just going to give a bit of advice for anyone that's

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thinking about doing podcasting. Don't do it in

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your loft because it's baking hot.

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You are looking hot

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and sweaty. You're what they call a hot

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sweaty mess, Mark.

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That I am. Ladies

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and gentlemen, we have got all your favourite features

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coming up today. Dial a Dilemma, Date

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Night Diaries, Confessions of a Housekeeper,

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Living with a Southerner and Name That Sound.

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As well as this week, we are

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bringing it as a proper feature.

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We've teased it for the last few weeks. Roxanne,

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what is the name of our new feature

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today? One Line

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Wonders. A whole story in

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one sentence. Yes,

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we've had lots of them in. So that is now officially

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one feature that we're going to be adding to

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look forward

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to that. A new feature, Mark. A new feature.

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You'd be spoiling us. Well, I'll tell

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you who isn't spoiling us. Who? The 90% of

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people who listened to this

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podcast last week who didn't vote

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for us at the British Podcast

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Awards. He's got his stats out

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and he's not scared to use them.

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You lot. I tracked

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that link last week and only 10%

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of you voted for us at the British Podcast Awards

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following that link.

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Maybe you do. Didn't ask nice enough

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Mark. So please

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vote for us.

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If you haven't already voted

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for us, the link is in the

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description of today's podcast. Hit that link,

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Vote For Live, Laugh, Love. Don't forget to verify your

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email address because it'd

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be amazing to be in the running

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for, what is it, Listener's Choice

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Award? Listener's

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Choice, it's the people's

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vote, my friend. This

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would be iconic. It's prestigious.

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I believe people's voting is

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one of the most incredible things you

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could get. Live, Laugh, Love has given us

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so much joy over the last 18 episodes.

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And I feel like it would be amazing

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to keep going and make it bigger. So

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thank you if you have voted. And if you haven't,

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get on right, baby. Please do it.

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Well, Roxanne, it's been an amazing

2:53

week in the Hoyle household. Oh, it has.

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I don't know what you're going to bring up. I'm

2:58

ready to own it. I'll be honest with you. I'm ready to

3:01

own it. I sat here this week and I was

3:03

watching you from a distance and fault. My

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life choices are somewhat

3:08

questionable, especially as you're going

3:10

through. Well, just actually, just

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explain, what was you doing this week,

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Mark? Please enlighten everyone

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on what I had to witness for

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hours. I knew I was going to bring it up. So I'm ready

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to own it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I was

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polishing and arranging my coin

3:26

collection. Mark is

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a collector. I'm

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a collector. Yeah. Which

3:34

is a nicer word of saying hoarder, isn't it? You're

3:36

an organised hoarder. I'm an organised hoarder. A coinage.

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Yeah. It's unreal. Well, it's not

3:41

surprising, to be fair, because you're well tight. So

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you keep your money. But

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what I'm saying is, this

3:48

week, Mark came like sniffing downstairs.

3:51

He came down from upstairs with his arms

3:54

full, full to the brim.

3:56

Full to the brim of all these little, like, cases.

3:59

And

3:59

we he he! up and down he went, up and down

4:01

the stairs, he sat down, right? He

4:03

puts everything on the coffee table and then

4:05

he proceeds for, I can't even

4:07

understand how many hours, to put

4:10

coins into order,

4:12

right?

4:12

Let me tell everyone,

4:15

right? I collect British

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coins of a rare nature.

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Of a very rare nature. A very rare nature,

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right? So it's

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not your standard coin, it's a coin that's got

4:27

a special picture on it or one that commemorates

4:30

a jubilee or a new tube line. One

4:32

that commemorates a war. When I met-

4:34

When it commemorates, you know,

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one of the magical

4:38

moments in British history commemorated

4:41

on a coin. I collect that coin in

4:43

a special case. I'll be honest with you, love,

4:45

when I married you, this was not

4:48

a thing, right? I kept it on the down low. You kept it on

4:50

the down low about your collecty

4:52

world, right, because

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I'll be quite honest, you going,

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oh, look at this, I've got another puppy, I've

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got another, you know, dia-

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Q Gardens. Q Gardens.

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A Q Gardens. A battle of Hastings.

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There's three Q Gardens and there's a battle of hearts. I

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was like- I was like- Gold of the Olympic

5:11

coins as well.

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Can I have 50 piece? Go and get an ice cream,

5:13

the ice cream van man's turned up. No.

5:16

He's got a mint, he's like, don't come near

5:19

this collection, you

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can't buy an ice cream. I'm going to tell

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you where this all began. When I was

5:24

little, right, I took a little fascination

5:27

in certain coins having different pictures on.

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And my dad told me that some

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of them are rare and they could be worth something one day.

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So you went in? So I went in. This

5:37

collection I've been collecting since

5:40

I was about five, right, because my

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theory is one day one of these coins is

5:45

going to bankroll my

5:47

retirement.

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You literally sound like my dad. My dad

5:49

is a full Cockney and believes that one

5:51

day he will find a van cough in

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his garage. Now I'm not even joking.

5:56

You can only find a van cough if you're buying

5:58

from art galleries. What that-

5:59

buying from archaea. It's not,

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you're not gonna find a bang off. Well

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I have got a pretty substantial coin

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collector. Lovely dad, sorry. And

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I'd just like to say if anyone

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else is a coin collector they'll appreciate

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that I've got the cute garden's coin. Is

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that like one of the good ones? That's all, mate,

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is it? We've got one. I've got

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two, mate. Battle of Hastings,

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got three of them. So yeah,

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one of these days, Roxanne, you're gonna be laughing

6:29

on the other side of your face. Well, I'll be dead, wouldn't

6:32

I? Probably be the boys that would be happy with that. Nah,

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nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, I'm cashing them bad boys in before

6:37

I pop it. So I'm gonna benefit from

6:39

this? Because I've been doing that. No, no, you're not. Because

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you've spent the last 15 years of us being

6:44

together, taking the mick out of me. You are

6:46

not gonna benefit.

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I am benefiting because I've had to put

6:49

up with you sitting, spraying, putting

6:51

them in little folders, wasting

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my time, raising

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your children. I'll be honest with you,

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Mark, as well. It's

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not even the only thing I collect. Here

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we go. Well, don't you know, Roxanne,

7:04

I've got the T Y bear collection. I've got the

7:06

Princess Diana. I mean, I've

7:09

got the red purple. I feel like

7:11

I've stolen my thunder a bit now. I was gonna build that

7:13

up for a little bit. I'm sorry. I've

7:16

got some rare T Y bears. Okay.

7:17

I know

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what everyone's thinking.

7:21

T Y bears aren't worth anything. And everyone collected them

7:23

in the 90s and they're worth nothing. But

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I've got the Princess Diana one, the rare one.

7:27

This was so apt this week.

7:30

So I was sort of laying into him a little bit

7:32

about his coin collection. Because look, I

7:34

know people collect, right? I know that.

7:37

I know that from online. I know that, right?

7:39

But I still like to, you know, have a little

7:41

dig at your.

7:42

But Mark

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proceeded this week to prove

7:47

a point and made me sit and

7:49

watch collectors, extreme

7:52

collectors on Netflix or whatever it was.

7:54

King of collectibles. Has

7:56

anyone watched this series? Cause he made me sit

7:58

there. And they were. It's a

8:00

T white. Look at this. It's a T white bear

8:03

one. And he made me sit and watch it.

8:05

And to be honest,

8:06

I was hooked. I was like,

8:08

get them bears out boy. Get them out.

8:11

I need an around bag.

8:12

Don't you dare to. Why

8:15

not? Don't you touch my coins? Don't

8:17

you touch my bears? I'll be honest. The one

8:19

thing deep in my soul that

8:21

I'm devastated about is I had Pokemon

8:24

cards back in the day. You did it. When

8:26

I was at school,

8:27

I had the Charizard card. Right.

8:30

And I don't know what grading it is because

8:32

I was a child and I didn't understand it back then.

8:35

What is it like? Do they rank

8:37

them? Yeah. Yeah. They're all Pokemon cards

8:39

are ranked. How rare they are. And if

8:41

they're shadowed or shadowless. Oh, what looks like first

8:43

edition. First edition, second edition. Right.

8:46

So I don't know all that about it, but

8:48

I had a massive collection of Pokemon

8:51

cards. Charizard,

8:53

the one that they that the

8:56

Logan Paul, whatever, was around his neck.

8:59

Yeah. A new addict. Well,

9:01

probably not as rare as what he had it, I'll be honest.

9:03

But I don't know. I had one.

9:06

I had a Charizard. Where is it in the loft? I

9:08

don't know. I've looked high and low.

9:11

Phoenix has found it and he's like,

9:13

right, I'm going to have that. But that in my

9:15

collection. He's probably doing his coloring challenges on

9:17

it. Loves a little felt tipped as our Phoenix.

9:22

But I can't be the only one

9:23

who feels like they've lost a fortune

9:25

with Pokemon cards or maybe everyone else still got

9:27

their Pokemon cards. But surely isn't that the point of

9:29

collectors? Don't they always feel like you've

9:32

got that one day. You've got that

9:34

moment.

9:35

No, because I think a lot of

9:37

kids in the 90s collected them. I probably

9:40

forgot about them. And now their parents are sitting

9:42

on the thing they're off.

9:43

Like if you are sitting there

9:45

and your kids have gone to college and gone

9:48

to work or whatever and you're sitting there going, I've got a whole

9:50

Pokemon collection upstairs.

9:52

Go and check. You could be a millionaire.

9:55

Or if you've just got some lying around

9:57

and you don't want them and they're, you've

9:59

checked. and they're worth nothing, send

10:01

them to me. I want, I don't

10:04

know where to- Do you just love Pokemon?

10:06

I don't know where to, I wanna like rebuild

10:08

my collection from when I was a child.

10:11

And it doesn't even have to be full of all the rare ones.

10:14

I just wanna rebuild it,

10:17

just so I've got it, because I'm sad.

10:18

It's quite sweet, you're not sad.

10:21

It's sweet that the bottle, you know, that our kids

10:23

will have something that you've collected. Roxanne,

10:25

I could start a Lab Baby podcast swap

10:27

shop. Maybe

10:30

a bit far, love. I'm gonna

10:33

soundboard myself. I don't have a

10:36

soundboard. I'm gonna soundboard

10:38

myself, because that sounded sad. Do you know what? If

10:40

you do collect, and that gives you hope, it's like

10:42

faith, it's like a religion collecting, isn't it?

10:44

Like you have the faith that one

10:47

day,

10:47

you'll go on Bargain Hunt, or you'll

10:49

go on like, you know, Antiques Roadshow, and

10:52

they'll go, right, are you standing

10:54

there, Mark? Have you gotten a thing to take off? Let me tell you

10:56

what your cloying collection's worth.

11:00

25,000 pounds, and you just paid 50p

11:02

for it, well done. Yeah, oh mate, I'd

11:04

be buzzing. Yay, everyone on cheer. I've got

11:06

goosebumps thinking about that. Yeah, Beverly and Keith

11:08

will be well out there. Oh mate. Ha ha

11:10

ha! Oh, don't get me excited. We should go on, we

11:13

should go on like Antiques, or Bargain

11:15

Hunt, or whatever, where they come from. If you're listening

11:17

and you know how to go on to Bargain Hunt, or one

11:19

of these- Want to get Mark's collection.

11:22

Onto the Antiques Roadshow, do please get in touch.

11:24

And if you have a Pokemon collection, card

11:26

collection that you don't want, and you want to make my day, do

11:29

send me a photo at theladbabypodcastatgmail.com.

11:33

I'll be honest, I never got into collecting.

11:36

I think the main thing I collected was

11:38

pogs. I don't know

11:39

if everyone- Flipping handbags. Yeah, handbags

11:42

and shoes. Shoes, dresses, jumpsuits. No, my

11:44

main collection. Hair bands.

11:46

My main is lipsticks. Perfume.

11:49

No, I don't have a- What?

11:52

I don't have a very collection of that. And

11:55

to be honest- Flipping shampoo bottles. Exactly, see?

11:57

I moan at you about your collection. You moan about me

11:59

about my- Sorry.

11:59

daily collections. My

12:01

collections are going to be worth something one day. How

12:04

dare you? Don't you know handbags

12:06

get better with age? Sorry, your 30 half

12:09

empty bottles of Trezimae will never be worth anything.

12:12

Trezimae! Okay, so at

12:14

least mine are building for a, you know, a payday.

12:17

Look, your air looks good because of that Trezimae, all

12:19

right? I'm on the fudge, mate. Don't even pretend you

12:21

don't use my Trezimae. I don't. I'm

12:24

on the fudge. Right, I'm

12:26

on the fudge. Sorry,

12:27

we're having a little fight here because

12:30

Mark's got his 50 peas out and he's bringing

12:32

my Trezimae into it.

12:33

If you collect anything, I

12:36

want to know. I want to know about collections that I'm

12:38

not aware of and maybe you can convince

12:40

me. Oh,

12:41

can I start collecting something? What should Rock

12:43

start collecting? Oh my, yeah,

12:45

what shall I start collecting? That's

12:48

affordable. Is this the man wanting

12:51

to get a three million pound Amazon?

12:53

Sorry, no, my, I collect 50

12:55

peas for my wallet. Yeah,

12:58

but they're not. I'm not spending. Have you got

13:00

the whole collection of 50 peas, Mark? Tell

13:02

me honestly. I don't know. I've got a lot. Have you completed

13:04

it? I don't think I've completed 50 peas. You're not telling me because

13:07

you don't want me to take you to the

13:09

Antiques Roadshow, do you? No!

13:12

Right, ladies and gentlemen,

13:14

it's time for our first feature of

13:16

today. Roxanne, are you ready for our first feature?

13:19

Bear with me, caller and go.

13:21

Do you

13:24

have a problem? Do you have

13:26

a dilemma that needs solving? A

13:30

dilemma! Right, I've

13:32

had one in today. This is a dilemma,

13:34

which I'm quite intrigued to know what you're going to

13:36

say about Mark. I'm excited. Bye, Mark and Rox.

13:39

Thank you for the amazing podcast. I love

13:41

listening to you both on the way to work. Oh,

13:44

thank you for listening. I have a dilemma. I'm hoping

13:46

you can both help me with it. Here goes. I

13:48

was married to my ex for over 20 years

13:50

when suddenly four years ago he announced

13:53

he no longer loved me.

13:55

I never saw

13:57

it coming and it sent me into a depression.

13:59

I've ended up moving back to

14:01

my hometown and living back with my family.

14:05

Okay, good. Nice. Fast forward four

14:07

years later and I am now happy

14:09

living on my own.

14:11

My problem is I've

14:13

tried dating and going on dates,

14:16

but I always seem to keep finding

14:18

excuses to back out.

14:20

Something comes over me and I start

14:22

to feel like I would be giving

14:24

up my newfound independence.

14:28

Can you help me find a way to push past

14:30

this and help me get out and start

14:32

dating again and help me find someone

14:34

I can enjoy being with?

14:36

I'm in my 40s and don't really want to

14:38

be single forever, but I feel like

14:40

I will never get past this. They've

14:43

remained anonymous.

14:44

Sorry.

14:47

Max, do you want to go first? Yeah,

14:49

I mean, when I read this, I'm

14:53

sad and sorry for what happened to you, but at

14:55

the same time,

14:56

it sounds like you're moving on and

14:59

you want to meet people. My question

15:01

to you is, why

15:03

do you feel like you're giving up your independence?

15:05

Do you actually really want to be

15:08

with someone?

15:10

Do you need to in this modern world now?

15:12

Do you need to get married again? Companionship,

15:15

sure, but that could be with one of your

15:17

best friends, a friend. It could be

15:20

with a couple of companions. It doesn't have to

15:22

just be with one person. You might

15:24

go for meals with some person or go on holiday

15:27

or things like that. If

15:29

it's friends or new

15:32

friends that could be men or women,

15:34

it doesn't have the pressure of dating.

15:37

I'm going to meet a friend doesn't feel like I'm going on

15:39

a first date, does it? You

15:41

know what? I was going to

15:44

suggest something similar, I'll be honest. Obviously, I'm

15:46

not in this

15:49

position, so I don't know, but it feels like

15:51

there's too much pressure she's putting on herself

15:54

to be like, oh, I'm on a date. I've got

15:56

to meet somebody. Oh, this is a date. I don't think

15:58

of it as a date. Just think of it as a date.

16:00

Oh, this is like a new friend I might

16:02

meet. Here's somebody I might get to know. Here's

16:04

like

16:05

friend zone everybody.

16:07

Friend zone everyone. So then you'll always

16:09

be having fun with friends. Don't go out and

16:11

think, oh, is this the person? Are they going

16:14

to sweep me off my feet? Am I going to be happy

16:16

with it? Just go out and be like, oh, I'm going

16:18

to have the crack. We're going to have a good time. We're going

16:20

to do whatever we enjoy doing together with this person.

16:23

And then if it naturally leads to something, then it does.

16:25

Yeah. And then my second,

16:28

I'm bolstered. It's layered. My

16:30

next layer is become a

16:32

yes, man.

16:33

Right? Yes. Do you want to come to

16:35

the pub? Yes. Do you want to come to

16:37

a car boot on Sunday? Yes. When

16:40

you get a leaflet, when you

16:42

get a leaflet through your door, come to church

16:44

on Sunday. I don't know what religion you are, but come

16:47

to the new tennis club. There's a new gym

16:49

opening in your area. Say yes

16:52

to everything. Fine. Because you

16:54

don't know where that's going to lead you to. Fine. So,

16:56

I'm going to call in with the absolute opposite person

16:59

that you thought you would, hence while I'm

17:01

married and be perfectly

17:03

happy

17:03

and be like, it doesn't even feel

17:06

like a relationship because

17:08

I'm married to your best mate. And that's what

17:10

I feel like you could do. When you're in your forties,

17:12

you ain't got time and you ain't got the energy

17:15

for absolute crap. So

17:18

my suggestion is, book a few things

17:20

in.

17:20

Go places you're not meant to go. Maybe go

17:23

on one of them like holidays where they all go on walk-in

17:25

holidays. Okay,

17:27

so you're saying, get out of your comfort

17:29

zone. Yeah, push it. Just go to

17:31

things you would never normally do and

17:34

try and make friends.

17:35

Yeah, because do you know what? Sometimes the

17:37

things that I push myself to do and

17:39

that are a bit uncomfortable always

17:42

end up make me feel like

17:44

I've achieved something or land

17:46

me in a situation where I meet someone

17:49

or something's happened or I'm having

17:52

a great time. Push through it, girl.

17:54

Push through it. It's the point where you

17:56

feel uncomfortable. Yeah. There

17:59

is no... that you're actually developing. Yeah,

18:02

you're growing, you're growing, you're at your comfort

18:05

zone. I think that's a great thing.

18:07

And even, and you know you got instinct as

18:09

well. If you're with someone and they make you feel

18:12

like crap or it ain't right,

18:13

you get up out there love and you walk out.

18:16

I tell you what as well. Don't waste your time.

18:18

Friends with benefits, Ela. Be

18:21

like Carol Voldemort. She's got about

18:23

five or six. Good for Carol. She's

18:25

got one for her, you know, different types of things

18:28

that she needs in her life.

18:29

Stop thinking about finding the one.

18:31

Think about finding the many. The five. Five

18:34

guys. Five, the five.

18:35

Five guys. Go to five

18:37

guys. Start there. I

18:39

do a lovely burger in there. Find one person

18:41

that's great to go for a meal with. One

18:43

person that you could have like a Netflix

18:45

and chill with. Find somebody that enjoys

18:48

the same hobbies as you. Someone that you enjoy

18:50

shopping with. Someone you can travel with.

18:52

Someone that doesn't annoy you. Yeah. Like

18:55

someone that'll do everything for you. Find

18:58

a network of people. Yeah.

19:00

And don't just look for the one.

19:02

Maybe you just need a multifaceted

19:04

life and go for it. Do you know what

19:07

I mean? I

19:09

don't. She who dares wins

19:11

my friend. Oh. Yes. Well,

19:13

there you go. We don't

19:16

have a name. You said it was anonymous. It was anonymous.

19:19

To Mrs. Anonymous. I hope that

19:21

has made you feel better.

19:23

Here's a challenge for you. Say yes

19:25

for a week. Push

19:26

yourself out of your comfort zone. Email

19:29

us back and let us know if it worked. Oh.

19:32

Because this could be a great challenge. And I bet there's a lot

19:34

of people in this situation that finds themselves

19:36

in later life

19:37

on their own or that didn't

19:39

work out.

19:40

And it's scary.

19:42

And also it's exciting

19:45

as well. You've

19:45

got to find the excitement again because

19:48

it's hard, you know, you got to pick yourself up. But

19:50

I challenge anyone this week

19:52

who is feeling like this. Do

19:55

one or two things that isn't you.

19:58

And

19:58

see where it goes. comfort zone and see

20:00

where it goes and let us know. Let us know. Nia- Stay

20:02

safe guys. Steve- Yeah,

20:05

don't go too far out of your comfort zone. Nia- Don't bungee jump.

20:07

Or jump out of a plane. Steve- I never thought of jumping

20:09

out of a plane without a parachute. Don't do that. Nia-

20:12

Don't do that. Bad advice. Steve- But let

20:14

us know. Ladbabypodcasts.gmail.com. If

20:16

you've got a dilemma that you want me and Roxanne to talk about,

20:18

or if you're going to take

20:20

some of Roxanne's advice

20:22

this week and you're going to implement

20:24

it, let us know. Nia- Oh my, please. Please.

20:27

One person, do it. Steve- Do something

20:29

you're not used to and then let us know how it

20:31

goes. Nia- Go for it. Go for it.

20:33

Steve- Right. You ready? Nia- I'm ready.

20:36

Ladies and gentlemen, this

20:40

is your Date Night Diaries. Woo!

20:44

Date night!

20:46

We had a date night, didn't we, this week?

20:48

Steve- We did. We went to football. Nia- Oh,

20:51

it was lovely. Lovely, lovely.

20:53

Steve- I ate a pie. Nia- I had a sausage roll. Steve-

20:56

I had a sausage roll. Nia- A fancy sausage roll. Steve-

20:58

I had some prawns. I mean, what a night. Nia-

21:01

And Forrest won! Steve- What

21:04

a date night. Well, I'll tell you what, we've got another

21:06

date night coming up right here. This is one that's been sent

21:08

in to us this week.

21:10

I mean, it's, you're going to love

21:12

this. Nia- You did a big huff. This doesn't

21:14

sound like it's going to be good. Steve- You know

21:17

what? It's a roller coaster. Nia-

21:20

Strap me in, John. Let's go. Steve- Just when you think you

21:22

know what's going to happen, it takes a turn. Okay?

21:25

Nia- Go on. Steve- Markerocks, I want

21:27

to tell you about my date night that happened a couple

21:29

of years ago. Nia- Right, I'm in.

21:32

Steve- I'd started seeing a guy and we'd been on a few dates

21:34

and things were going really well.

21:36

A couple of weeks in, he asked if I wanted

21:38

to

21:38

come to his parents' house for dinner.

21:41

I'd met them once before and they were nice, so

21:43

I thought, sure, why not?

21:47

On the day, he was running a bit late from work,

21:49

so I said I was going to go ahead and meet

21:51

him there

21:53

When I arrived, the front door was slightly

21:55

open,

21:56

so I popped my head round and saw

21:58

an elderly woman sitting on the floor.

21:59

in the living room. I said hello. She

22:02

said hello.

22:03

Told me to come in and sit down. So

22:05

I went in, I sat in the living room with her.

22:08

We sat mostly in silence as

22:10

whenever I spoke to her she didn't reply.

22:13

Call it a...

22:14

What's going on? She

22:16

walked in the wrong house?

22:19

No. After a while,

22:20

she decided to... The elderly woman

22:23

decided to stand up and walked off into the kitchen

22:25

again without saying a word.

22:27

I took this opportunity to text my boyfriend

22:30

and tell him that I was sat awkwardly

22:33

in his living room with his grandma.

22:35

And did he know when either him or his parents

22:38

was going to be coming round?

22:39

He replied

22:41

saying his mum and dad had popped out for some food

22:43

and

22:44

they would be back shortly. Although

22:46

it would be impossible for me to be sitting with

22:48

his grandma as she had passed

22:50

away six years earlier. What?

22:53

Was it a ghost?

22:55

I thought he was having me on.

22:57

I thought he was winding me up. So I replied

22:59

saying

23:01

how funny

23:03

he was. I then walked off into

23:05

the kitchen to find her. Hold on. Is

23:07

this a joke? I then walked off

23:09

into the kitchen to find her only

23:11

to realise I was in the house alone.

23:15

Oh

23:15

my... It actually made

23:17

me gag. I am a biomedical

23:20

scientist and a very rational person.

23:23

Not ghostly by nature, but I cannot

23:25

explain this.

23:27

Look at my goosebumps, Mark.

23:29

Look. Look at them.

23:31

Guys, my goosebumps are huge. Next,

23:34

Q is parents returning to

23:36

the house moments later with lots

23:39

of food, but very confused

23:41

how I'd ended up in their

23:43

house through a locked door.

23:48

Oh, this isn't...

23:50

This is horrifying. It was

23:52

that made worse later that evening

23:55

when they were showing me pictures of his grandma

23:57

and it was her and it was the woman.

24:00

I had been sat with. No,

24:02

no, no, wow. Wow.

24:06

My boyfriend's parents were not

24:08

impressed and they did not believe

24:11

me. They were convinced I'd broken

24:13

into the house and was then telling

24:16

lies. I mean, it is dodgy,

24:19

isn't it? Going, oh, your dead mum

24:21

and dad mum has let me in your house. Like

24:24

I would think, oh, is she a bit mad? Yeah.

24:27

If they've turned

24:28

up. If the house is locked up and she's inside.

24:31

That's mad. On the drive home, my boyfriend

24:33

said that I'd been cruel to make up

24:35

such a story about his grandma and

24:37

I'd done it deliberately to upset his mum. We

24:40

ended up breaking up months later and

24:43

despite being sat, despite

24:45

the fact I was sat with a ghost

24:48

for around 35 minutes,

24:50

being a scientist, I

24:53

still can't explain this today.

24:57

What's your best wishes,

24:58

Beth? Wow. I mean,

25:02

I'm torn because spiritually I am

25:04

the one with the ghost, right? I

25:07

believe I've spoken to

25:09

a spiritualist. Oh really? Yeah.

25:12

All right.

25:12

Whoopi Goldberg, was it? In ghost?

25:15

No. Carry on. Let's

25:17

not get into your moments. And I'll

25:19

be honest with you. I

25:22

don't know whether Beth is absolutely

25:24

blessed to have met.

25:27

You know, you're gifted if you've been able

25:29

to meet the dead,

25:31

but at the same time, if

25:33

I had been sat with a ghost for 30 minutes and

25:35

then got told off by your parents

25:38

because I was lying and I wasn't

25:40

lying, I'd be horrified and

25:42

traumatized.

25:44

Do you not believe it? Do you not believe Beth? Because

25:46

that sounds like

25:48

absolute the truth.

25:50

Like she does not sound like a liar. Mark does

25:52

not believe

25:53

in any of this stuff. How do you know she doesn't sound like a liar

25:55

for a start? You don't know this woman.

25:57

This could be made up. I could have made this up.

25:59

Have you made this out?

26:03

What I mean, right I don't believe it

26:05

I got the worst goosebumps then and I gagged

26:07

as well when when I'm extremely Oh,

26:10

hold on. I'm extremely scared Rocks

26:13

gagged and had goosebumps. So it must be true. Yeah

26:16

Definitely

26:18

that's true. I can tell that

26:21

is a ghostly first date with me

26:23

I mean, it's a little bit horrifying being

26:25

let into a house by ghost right

26:28

and sat with it for 30 minutes

26:30

Here would be my explanation go on

26:32

right? She's she's

26:34

arrived at the house

26:35

and the parents haven't quite shut the

26:37

door properly So the door's been

26:39

was there and let him in the door's

26:41

been left Open and

26:44

the woman's gone there. She's oh the doors open.

26:46

She's wondered straight in What I

26:48

saw a picture of a cell she sat on the

26:50

sofa waiting probably falling

26:53

asleep. Oh What's the

26:55

rent this whole you would

26:57

sleep through something like that dreamt

26:59

this whole extravagant

27:02

Experience Beth ignore and the front

27:04

door is one of those that locks itself behind

27:07

so she's walked up She's open the front

27:09

door. It's already been left open a jar and

27:11

as it's closed behind us So it's self locking

27:14

to self lock in door like a lot are

27:15

she's in foreign asleep

27:17

Drempt up this encounter.

27:19

No, well,

27:19

I've had ghostly encounters

27:21

Now

27:26

Is the truth I Don't

27:29

care what anyone says until you've had a

27:31

ghostly encounter where you've actually seen

27:33

a dead person that you know is dead But it stood

27:35

in front of you.

27:36

So you've seen that. Yeah. Yes. Who have you

27:38

seen my grandparents? I've seen my nan

27:40

and my granddad. You've seen the

27:42

ghosts of your grandparents. Yes,

27:45

I have where yes Where I

27:48

was in bed. I wasn't way asleep.

27:50

No Actually away

27:53

when when someone is that close to

27:55

what's you dropping off to sleep? Was you dropping off

27:57

to sleep? What you think it's my subconscious?

27:59

Yeah Maybe. I think the same

28:01

thing has happened here. It was a fantastic experience

28:04

for me. I'm not saying it wasn't a wonderful experience.

28:07

I am discredited by what happened

28:09

to Beth there. That's terrifying because it's

28:11

not even part of her family. That's just some

28:13

random ghost from a guy that

28:15

she was seeing and now she's not even with him.

28:17

So it is horrifying.

28:21

Well, I mean, I've got... I mean, she's

28:23

got no reason to lie if she's into bioscience

28:26

or whatever it is. There's no reason. I'm not saying

28:28

she's lying. I'm saying she's dreamt it, but

28:30

she believes the dream, maybe.

28:32

I just don't think, you know. I

28:35

don't... You can't explain it. I'm a rational

28:37

man. That's the problem. I can't

28:39

explain it. I really need you to have a ghost

28:41

experience because I feel like it will change

28:43

and enlighten your life. I would love

28:45

one. We're going to go ghost hunting this Halloween. Do

28:48

you know what? For once in my life, I will

28:50

do everything Halloween this year. I

28:52

will go... I've got

28:54

a good medium set up for you.

28:56

Whatever. We'll go ghost hunting.

28:59

I mean... I'll go to everywhere. But

29:01

you can't laugh it off, Mark.

29:03

Okay. And you can't take everything as gospel.

29:06

No, I won't. I

29:09

don't believe what I don't feel or see.

29:12

Okay? Apart from

29:14

Santa Claus. Was that a case of someone? Apart from

29:16

Santa Claus. Guys, if

29:18

you have got... If you

29:21

know somewhere we can go ghost hunting,

29:23

doing stuff, then let us know. Guys, now, if

29:25

you have got a date night story you

29:27

would like to tell us about, if you've had a ghostly

29:30

encounter on a date night, if you've ever dated

29:32

a ghost, do please get in

29:34

touch on the LadBabby podcast at

29:36

gmail.com. I'm actually regretting

29:37

saying that. I'll go ghost hunting with you.

29:40

So you should. Good job. Are

29:43

you ready for Confessions of a

29:45

Housekeeper? Take

29:47

a little breath. Am I ever ready for this? Take a little

29:49

moment. Oh.

29:53

This is

29:55

Confessions of a Housekeeper.

30:02

That'll be me screaming when you see a ghost.

30:04

Confessions of a housekeeper. We're back. Here

30:07

we are again, ladies and gentlemen. What

30:09

hotel thing are you going to ruin

30:12

for everyone this week? So this

30:15

week is from a guest. A

30:17

guest. At a hotel. That stayed

30:19

at a hotel and this is something that they

30:21

have done. Shamefully they

30:24

have done and they are embarrassed about what

30:26

they have done. Still did it though, didn't they? They

30:28

did and they have even written

30:30

it up to send to us. Oh wow.

30:33

I'm excited. You ready? Yeah. Dear

30:36

Markham Rocks, you cheer me up every

30:38

week listening to your podcast and I tell

30:41

all my colleagues at work to listen. Thank

30:43

you. Thank you. Keep up the good work.

30:46

So you think kettles

30:49

are bad? I give you two

30:51

words. Ice tongs.

30:53

No. Ice tongs. No.

30:56

I'll be honest. Didn't

30:59

even think of them. I've never looked at an ice tong

31:01

and thought anything untoward would have ever happened

31:03

to one. Is this going to ruin my ice tong

31:06

experience? I mean I can't

31:08

say I've used them much. You're

31:10

never going to use them again. Oh

31:12

god. My

31:15

partner and I for my 22nd

31:17

birthday living my Taylor

31:20

Swift life stayed

31:22

at a very, very nice

31:24

hotel

31:26

near the Four Seasons

31:28

Tower Bridge. So near the Four

31:31

Seasons Tower Bridge.

31:33

After two days of needing

31:35

to go to the toilet for a number two,

31:38

as I hate using public toilets,

31:41

I decided I would go in the hotel room

31:43

before leaving for home. Right.

31:46

Good strategy really. Unfortunately,

31:51

I blocked the toilet. And

31:53

there was nothing to hand to help me unblock

31:56

it.

31:58

Naturally, I'm

31:59

panicking.

32:00

And my partner is just laughing in

32:02

pure hysterics.

32:04

Then I saw a shiny object. No!

32:08

Glimmering out the corner of my eye.

32:11

Stop it. She didn't. The

32:13

iced tongs. It's a he. Hey.

32:16

The iced tongs. I grabbed them and used

32:19

them to unblock and

32:21

repeatedly unblock the

32:23

loo. No! What?!

32:27

I rinsed them as best

32:29

as possible and left

32:31

them in and left the room as soon

32:33

as I could. I

32:37

feel very guilty and embarrassed about this. But

32:40

feel like I had to share it with you guys. It's

32:43

a thing. I have single-handedly

32:47

taken ice out with those iced tongs

32:50

and put them in my drink before

32:53

I warmed a bottle of, you know...

32:56

Oh no. It's

32:58

a bad one, isn't it? It's a bad one.

33:01

Why would you fit right? This is what don't

33:03

comprehend in my head. If I've blocked

33:06

a toilet, I'm not going to go,

33:09

oh, what's around? Oh, iced

33:11

tong. If there's nothing

33:13

else around, what are you going to do? It's all a coat

33:15

hanger. Like,

33:17

surely. Or like, I don't know. Toilet

33:20

brush. Toilet brush. Yeah,

33:23

it's something that goes down there like

33:25

that you can throw away. I'm only... But

33:28

reuse.

33:28

I'm assuming there was no toilet

33:30

brush to hand. I'm making that assumption.

33:33

I just

33:36

wouldn't grab... I'd just run away. Run away.

33:38

Do you know what I mean? Like,

33:40

I just think an iced...

33:44

Mark, would you put an iced tong down the

33:46

toilet and pull a poo out?

33:48

Depends how desperate I

33:50

was. Depends. I don't think

33:52

I would. I don't think I would

33:54

not for a block live. Especially if I was

33:56

leaving.

33:57

I would have just left and checked out. That's what I'm saying.

34:00

just leave. Check out they're

34:02

not going to take a 50 pound deposit off you

34:04

are they for having

34:06

a massive poo. They can't.

34:08

I'll be honest, I would have just left.

34:10

I'd have left the floater and I'd have probably

34:13

gone oh something wrong with the toilet it's blocked. I'd have

34:15

blamed it on something else. It was there before.

34:17

It was there before. I've been here two days. It was there before.

34:19

I

34:21

just can't even, I can't deal with how

34:23

much poo stuff happens in the UK.

34:26

I know poo is like

34:28

a daily hourly occurrence for a lot

34:30

of people, but it just

34:32

gets everyone in so much bother. Kettles

34:35

are out of bounds. Ice buckets. Bedsheets

34:38

are. I'm never going near an ice bucket

34:40

again, love. So

34:44

the next time we were in a hotel and I've got some ice, I

34:47

look at you and go one lump or two. It's going

34:52

to take a whole different meaning. I'll

34:54

have two, love. Oh

34:57

Lord. No, thank

34:59

you. If

35:01

you have ever used ice tongs for something you

35:03

shouldn't,

35:05

if you have ever used anything in a hotel

35:07

room for something you shouldn't, or if you've

35:09

ever found anything as a housekeeper

35:12

or hospitality worker.

35:14

Don't tell us. All right, keep it

35:16

to yourself. Don't email Mark because

35:19

I can't handle it. Please

35:21

get in touch on the Ladbaby

35:23

podcast at gmail.com. Have

35:26

you ever used anything in a hotel room

35:28

for not what it should be that would make you sick in your

35:30

mouth a bit? I'm trying to

35:32

blow my mind and think what

35:35

I might have used.

35:36

No, I can't think of anything I've

35:38

used

35:39

in the wrong way, if

35:42

that makes sense. I've used everything functionally.

35:44

I've fallen down a lot of bed gaps, you

35:46

know, you know, the bed gaps when you

35:48

get like, I always fall down them. Yeah.

35:51

But I don't think I've ever like gone

35:54

all that, that, that ice bucket looks

35:56

the most outrageous. I, the most outrageous I

35:58

get is I use like a hand towel. as a

36:00

shower towel. Do you know what I mean? I use the towels wrongly.

36:02

I put a bath towel on the floor

36:05

and then use the hand towel to dry myself.

36:07

Oh, you're reckless. You are outrageous.

36:10

Oh, I

36:12

know. 50p towel collector.

36:16

I've stolen towels. Oh,

36:18

you've not. Yeah, I've stolen towels.

36:20

Stop it. They're used by hundreds of thousands

36:22

of people. Not recently. Years

36:25

ago. You put them No,

36:27

before I was with you when I was proper

36:29

skin. When

36:31

you're proper skin and you stay in an ice hotel, you're

36:33

like these towels are better than what I got

36:35

at home. Yeah, I've

36:38

stolen towels. I always

36:40

take the condiments as well. Are the classes

36:42

condiments? I always toiletries. I love the

36:44

little toiletry things. I take them all the time.

36:46

But they're not stealing. That's free. Well,

36:49

yeah, they're there for you. Complimentary. Yeah.

36:51

So no, great for on

36:53

the go. So I've stolen like flannels

36:56

and towels because I felt like

36:58

the better than what I had at home when I was skin many

37:00

years ago. But I've never used

37:02

anything

37:03

wrongly. I don't believe No,

37:06

I don't think I don't

37:08

think I have. If you have do

37:10

please get in touch on the lad baby podcast

37:13

at gmail.com.

37:16

Right, you ready for the next one? I am. Roxanne.

37:18

This is our new feature. Here

37:21

we go. Ready? Yeah.

37:25

Ladies and gentlemen,

37:27

it's one line. Oh,

37:35

you carried on a bit past the jingle. Yeah, but

37:37

I needed to. You needed to? Yeah. Okay.

37:39

One line wonders. One line wonders. It

37:42

is now a thing we've had so

37:45

many in. It means we've got at least

37:48

well, at least the next 20 episodes.

37:50

We have an icon board because I feel

37:52

like we should have some sort of table of icon

37:56

one liners because the the

37:58

the one from the funeral was

37:59

the... What a time to be alive

38:02

over cheesecake is one of my favourites.

38:04

That's a top five. Wait till you hear

38:06

this one. Go on. This is a good one.

38:09

So this isn't the line, but they just will say,

38:11

uh, hi both, love you. Uh, you get

38:14

me through all the crap life throws in my direction.

38:16

You really are the best. Okay. So here

38:19

is their one line wonder. Okay. Go

38:21

on.

38:22

I was due to meet a guy I met on Plenty

38:24

of Fish, but on the day of the date,

38:26

I fell ill with a sinus infection.

38:29

I text him to apologise, but my

38:32

phone auto corrected sinus

38:35

to anus.

38:36

My

38:39

message read, I'm so sorry.

38:41

I can't, I can't make it.

38:43

I'm in pain with a terrible anus

38:46

infection. That's

38:48

incredible. I

38:55

can't make it. That beats, that

38:57

beats the cheesecake. I'm in

38:59

pain with a terrible anus infection.

39:02

Did he reply? Well,

39:05

that is the one line, but she did say that, yeah,

39:07

he did reply two days later saying, I hope your bum's

39:09

okay. That's

39:13

how she found out it got wrong.

39:16

Yeah. That's how she realised she'd sent

39:18

the wrong thing. Oh, wow. That's

39:20

my favourite. That's a good one. That's

39:22

top one so far. Auto

39:24

corrections. Auto

39:27

correct has got me so

39:30

in trouble before.

39:31

So much trouble. Always

39:34

on the, you know, like teachers or WhatsApps

39:36

of back to school or whatever it is.

39:39

Oh,

39:39

if you have had any terrible auto corrections

39:42

or in this case, auto

39:45

erections, let us

39:47

know. We want to hear your

39:49

one line wonders on landbabypodcast

39:52

at gmail.com.

39:53

Anus infection.

39:55

Sorry, that's a good one. Rox, this is an exciting

39:58

moment for you. Why? Oh

40:00

yes! I've waited

40:03

all week for this love. I'm excited.

40:05

Do you know I've waited all week

40:07

for this? I mean I'm... This

40:10

is a big moment. The tables are going

40:12

to turn my friends. The next feature

40:15

is happening. Tell me when you

40:17

want me to play it, Rox. On three,

40:20

two, one.

40:23

Living with a... Norvanna!

40:27

Ah! Top

40:30

North! Ey-op-me-duck!

40:33

Ey-op-me-duck! Top North! How's it going? It's

40:35

living with a Norvanna! The tables are turning! This

40:37

week I am going to educate Mark

40:40

on how to speak properly.

40:43

Ooh! She's got

40:45

to episode 18 and now this is your moment, Rox.

40:48

This is your one chance. I've had 18 episodes

40:51

of this, alright? So I'm taking you. I'm

40:53

taking you to town. So

40:55

this is... You're going to try and teach me how

40:57

to say a word properly. I'm going to teach you how

41:00

to say a word that

41:03

I

41:03

have possibly struggled with

41:05

you for years. 13, 14 years, odd dive,

41:07

no new. And

41:11

you say it's so wrong that

41:14

it

41:14

has been many words. I genuinely

41:16

can't think of a word that you've got on me

41:18

here. No, but I've got one. And

41:21

it came up this week because we were going

41:23

somewhere and I realised

41:26

this is something

41:28

that I need to bring up. So I'm just

41:31

going to sound it out properly. The

41:35

word is D.

41:36

O. W.

41:42

N. Dan. Oh

41:46

yeah. What did you say? Dan!

41:49

No. Down. Down. Dan.

41:55

D-O-W-N. I'm down. I'm

41:57

feeling down. Get down.

41:59

What do you say? So what did you say

42:02

this week? I don't know. Do you know what

42:04

you said? Downstairs. Football season

42:06

begun, right? And whenever football season begins,

42:08

Mark always says... She's got me. She's

42:10

got me. She's going... I'm

42:12

going down forest, right? This is how

42:15

he says it.

42:15

Gonna go down ground. Down ground?

42:18

No, Gonna go down ground. Gonna go down ground,

42:20

right? What even is

42:22

that? Gonna go down ground. You

42:24

sound like Road Runner saying

42:26

something. Gonna go down ground.

42:29

It's bad. Gonna go down ground. Down.

42:32

Down. It sounds like you're saying I'm going to see

42:34

Dan down the ground.

42:37

Dan. Get down from there. Down.

42:40

Get down. How do you say it? Get

42:43

down, darling. Get down. Dan, get

42:45

down. You have slang up here. And this,

42:47

I'm going to go down to ground. I'm

42:50

like, what? Dan, Dan.

42:53

Yeah, Dan, Danstairs, feeling Dan. So there's

42:55

down, right? But Dan, you say

42:57

it. Dan under. You put it with things

42:59

too. So you're going somewhere.

43:02

You go, I'm gonna go down.

43:04

So you're gonna go. So you don't even say I'm

43:07

going down ground.

43:08

Gonna go down ground. Gonna go down ground.

43:10

What? What even is that? Well, that's

43:13

going. That's not English. Gonna

43:16

go down ground is going to go

43:18

down the ground. I know, love. I've lived with

43:20

it for 13 years. But I still

43:23

don't think it's part of the English dictionary.

43:26

Do you?

43:27

I think Dan's all right. Gonna get down to ground.

43:30

Oh, you've got

43:32

one for me. I've

43:36

proper done him. You've properly done me. I've done

43:38

him one. Do you know how smug I was? I was like,

43:40

where are you going? She's not going to get me. She's

43:43

not going to get me. No way.

43:45

Whatever. Don't be down about it.

43:48

I'm feeling a bit down about it. Down

43:51

in the dumps. Down. Say it properly.

43:53

Going to go down the ground. Going

43:56

to go down the ground. Mind

44:01

the gap. Going to go down

44:03

the ground. There we

44:05

go. Is that how you want me to start talking? Yeah, because honestly, sometimes...

44:07

Going to go down. You can't even keep up with your... Going

44:10

to go down grand. What else do you put

44:12

it with? I was trying to think of what else you could... Downstairs. Down.

44:15

Go down. Downstairs. Feeling

44:18

down, down under. Going to go downstairs. Going to go downstairs.

44:22

Why do you speed up the

44:24

going to go down? What, like... It's just quick,

44:26

isn't it? Going to go down. Going

44:28

to go down. Going to go down. Oh, Roxam, going to go down stairs.

44:30

It's like, where's that to? What? Where's

44:33

what to? Who's... What?

44:36

I don't understand that sentence.

44:37

Well, I feel

44:40

embarrassed. She's

44:43

done me. She's done me. You found a word.

44:45

I don't mean to make you Dan, but

44:47

you're welcome. That's what

44:49

it's like living with an opener. Do you reckon

44:52

you can hold this Dan for another week,

44:54

or do you want to hand the bat on back? Maybe we do one

44:56

week. You, one week back. We could flip it and

44:59

reverse it. Okay. We're

45:02

going to go backwards. I'm up for it. As long as I can

45:04

keep thinking of them. Do you know

45:06

what I mean? It takes a lot for me to

45:08

think of things. Yeah.

45:10

Okay. All right. Well,

45:12

living with a... Savoner. Or... Living

45:14

with a... Norviner. Up

45:17

north. You sound like you're from... I'm

45:19

not even from the north. I'm from the north. The

45:22

north. I'm from the Midlands. Yeah,

45:25

I know. They get really... So this

45:27

is another thing in Nottingham.

45:30

If you say you're from north, they get well annoyed. It's like, we're

45:32

Midlands. We are Midlands. We are Midlands.

45:34

Yeah, but they have a go at you like. But I've

45:37

got into the habit of calling myself northern, because you call

45:39

me northern, but I'm not. I'm Midlands. I'm

45:41

not ill-educated. I

45:44

know I'm in the Midlands. Right.

45:46

But for me, anything north

45:49

of Watford is not south.

45:51

And on that note...

45:57

Name that sound. The hardest guy... Aim

46:00

in the universe. Bam, bam,

46:02

ay. Last week I had a good old,

46:05

I had a good old guess on this one. And

46:08

I went in on it actually.

46:10

I've actually thought this

46:12

was

46:14

being on a tractor in a field.

46:17

Being on a tractor in a field. If you're new

46:19

to this podcast, ladies and gentlemen, this is where I play

46:22

a sound from a popular soundboard

46:24

website. You've got to guess what the sound is. So

46:26

this was last week's sound.

46:28

Yeah.

46:33

Starting a tractor in a

46:35

field. I'll be honest,

46:38

I didn't see anyone else on the

46:40

email guess tractor.

46:43

Did you not? Nobody. There

46:45

was an old fashioned car. We had quite

46:47

a lot. I think somebody

46:49

said a motorbike. Somebody said a train. It

46:52

could be a chainsaw starting. There

46:54

was a lot of people that got this one correct.

46:58

Really? A lot of people

47:00

that got this correct. Was this one of my

47:03

ones that I got correct? The sound

47:05

last week was a

47:10

lawnmower. Oh,

47:12

I wouldn't know. I don't know

47:14

the lawn. You do. You

47:18

do that. I ain't got time for that.

47:20

We haven't got a lawnmower like that. That's like a petrol

47:22

like, that sounds like a sit on a lawnmower. Yeah,

47:24

yeah.

47:25

But that is, a lot of people got that right. A

47:27

lot of that.

47:28

More of a fly-mo kind of girl. Do

47:30

you know what I mean? You ain't getting it. I like to string

47:32

me edges and that's about as much as I get.

47:34

I'll be honest, nothing you can buy from being cute is

47:36

making that noise, is it? Do you know what I mean?

47:39

It's slim, sit me a plug in. Oh,

47:41

I dare you dish your favorite shop. Well,

47:44

that was the sound of a lawnmower

47:47

last week, guys. A lot

47:49

of you got correct, unlike Rock

47:51

Sam. Well done everyone. 150 points. I

47:55

would send you one of Mark's 50Ps, but he's too

47:57

tight.

47:59

Right, do you want to hear this week's

48:02

sound? Go on. O-M-G,

48:05

what was that? Want

48:08

to hear it again? Was it a pig?

48:14

A horse? A

48:16

pig? That is an animal. It

48:18

is an animal. Excited one. It sounds

48:21

different every time I play it, I'll be

48:23

honest. Is it a horse? A horse? What?

48:27

What?

48:28

What? What? What?

48:31

It sounds more interesting every time I play

48:33

it. It's

48:36

a little horrid. I think that's a horse jumping

48:38

over horse jumps. I'm going horse jumping.

48:40

A horse jumping over horse jumps, I think. Or

48:43

an excited horse. Excited

48:45

horse jumping over horse jumps. A

48:48

horse, what do you say? Horse! Horse.

48:51

That is a horse. That is an horse jumping over horse

48:53

jumps. That's an excited horse. Right,

48:56

I'll ask you a final answer. Let's hear it one more time. A

49:00

horse? A horse? A

49:02

horse. That horse sounds like it's about to get some action.

49:05

Yeah. A stallion. I'm going for an excited

49:07

horse. The sound of an mating horse. Excited

49:10

horse. Excited horse. I've written it down.

49:13

I can see. I've slocked in. I can see you

49:15

already. You didn't have to draw that picture.

49:17

Mark, he's

49:19

lying, everyone. It's bigger than the page,

49:21

what you've drawn. Excuse me. It's

49:23

bigger than the page. We're not talking about your gym experiences. You're

49:26

lying. Go on, go on. You leave sled drama out of this. Ah,

49:28

sled horse. He can

49:31

put a horse to shame. Enough

49:34

of that. That

49:37

is it, guys. We are

49:39

at the end of the show. If

49:42

you know what that sound was at ladbabypodcast.gmail.com,

49:45

thank you for listening to us once again.

49:47

I hope we've made you all laugh

49:50

this week. Love and

49:52

be happy. And thank you for

49:54

listening. And if you have voted

49:56

for us, thank you so much. We appreciate

49:58

you. And every one of you.

49:59

who listen to us

50:01

on the way to work, in the car, on the school

50:03

run, whatever it is. We love you. Thank

50:05

you so much for listening. I hope you've enjoyed it. Let

50:08

me just sing you out, guys. Here's Roxanne's song.

50:12

Go down. Shall we go down the ground? I

50:15

pressed it down. It's going to go. One,

50:17

two, three, go!

50:19

Hands in the air. Thank

50:22

you, guys. Hands in the air. Thank

50:25

you. See you later. Oh, yeah. You

50:28

got to live, ladda. I'm

50:35

living for the weekend just

50:37

to let down my head. It's

50:42

come a friend to ladda the

50:45

good times are here. Oh,

50:49

yeah. What

50:51

I need is a dance floor easy

50:54

for wear. I

50:59

really need a high guy a

51:01

high guy that wants

51:04

to be there. It's been

51:06

so long since I've lived my life.

51:09

Oh, yeah. This

51:14

dream is finally mine and

51:18

I hope you take

51:20

my hand. So,

51:23

baby, come and join me. You

51:26

got to live, ladda.

51:29

Cos life ain't so easy

51:31

today. Oh, aye. You

51:34

got to live, ladda. Love

51:40

me, love me, baby. You

51:43

got to listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, yeah.

51:47

I'm way too old to go to a beach.

51:51

But we don't care.

51:55

Love me, love me, love me, baby. Live.

52:01

Listen to me, listen to me Baby, come and join me

52:06

You got to live, live, love Cause

52:09

life ain't so easy today Oh,

52:13

I, you got to live, live, love

52:30

Thanks for watching!