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I've ever, ever, ever had

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for this week's Name That Sound. For what? Really?

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Insane. Insane levels. People

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getting

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it right or wrong? Oh, well,

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I'm not going to say. Wait, you've got

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to stay tuned. Oh,

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you've dangled a carrot there, Mark. Stay

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tuned for the end of the show. Talking of

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dangling a carrot, don't worry, it's not

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about to get weird. This week, I'm

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not going to lie. You know what? I'm

1:58

a happy, jolly sort of person.

1:59

We've had a bad week this

2:02

week, but we've lost

2:04

our way through it. I'm prepared to talk about

2:06

it now, but this week's been a little bit of

2:09

a... I don't know why.

2:10

It just felt like one of those weeks where everything

2:12

kind of went against us for some weird reason.

2:14

Everything went wrong this week and I'll be

2:16

honest, I just went with it. I

2:20

went with the flow of life and decided

2:22

that's

2:22

it. Let me tell you what happened. It

2:24

started basically with one of our little

2:27

ones having terrible toothache.

2:29

His molars are growing in, his teeth

2:32

ain't falling out. It's carnage.

2:34

And for anyone that's got little

2:36

kids, toothache is like the worst

2:38

thing in the world because they can't cope with

2:40

the pain. And when you take them to a dentist,

2:43

they struggle to keep their mouth open for long enough to do anything

2:45

about it. Mine do. I

2:47

mean, it's just been a bit of a

2:49

nightmare. So antibiotics

2:51

and cowpile every five minutes and they've

2:55

been up through the night.

2:57

We've not slept with kids, Sam. Because

2:59

we've been worrying. And

3:02

so when you have poorly kids, you're then like,

3:04

right. You then got

3:06

the next day where you're tired.

3:08

So you're sort of forgetting things.

3:10

And do you know what makes it worse? Do you

3:12

know what? Do you know what? Tell everybody

3:14

what makes it worse. I'm

3:16

going to break it down. When your

3:19

wife forgets you after supermarket,

3:23

that's what makes it worse. OK.

3:26

I said sorry. All right. There

3:29

we are in the car. We're

3:32

driving along. We come to a

3:34

set of traffic lights.

3:35

And I'd say, Mark, could

3:37

you just jump out and please get us a drink?

3:39

I need sort of a Red Bull or something

3:41

to keep me awake. We're knackered.

3:42

We're dying. We're all,

3:45

Roxie's going, I need a Red Bull.

3:47

I need something. The lights have turned red.

3:49

She's going to jump out, nip in there,

3:51

get us a Red Bull. I'm going part round the

3:54

corner. I'm going to part round the corner. I was like, you

3:56

know what? Great idea, right? I leap

3:58

out of the car. in the supermarket

4:01

I grabbed two cans of red for my pay I come

4:03

outside torrential rain

4:06

right like rainforest

4:08

rain like you know what it's like on the news

4:10

it's like 10,000 gallons fell

4:13

in 10 minutes it was one of their moments

4:15

right and I just

4:18

the light turned green I put me

4:21

indicator on went round the

4:24

corner and carried

4:25

on

4:28

I just was in autopilot right

4:30

go that way that's where

4:32

I'm going I'm driving

4:35

down the road right singing

4:38

singing to take

4:40

that on the radio and

4:42

I turn to sing to you

4:45

I don't

4:45

want it there I've

4:49

gone in this shop I've come out

4:52

torrential rain I'm like oh she

4:54

said she'd just be down there I run down there no

4:57

she's not there I then run behind

4:59

the shop because there's a little parking space

5:02

she's not there I then went back

5:04

to the traffic that hasn't gone maybe there's a freak

5:06

action in the lights maybe she's still at the lights she's

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not

5:09

this has now been 10 minutes I

5:12

I genuinely I'm like a wet dog

5:14

I was

5:15

like you know with someone

5:17

who's left like

5:18

oh that's coming

5:21

what's

5:21

a capping moment

5:23

I'm

5:25

so like oh

5:27

so I find the next turn in quickly

5:29

turn around do a ue come back

5:31

as she comes back I'm

5:34

drenched from head to toe I'm

5:36

having to take a selfie with a two

5:38

blokes filling a pothole in in the middle of the rain

5:41

in the middle of the road I've

5:44

just been running around a shop

5:46

for 20 minutes trying to find you

5:49

ended

5:56

up having selfies with two blokes filling in a pothole

5:58

and you turned up like it was my

5:59

fault. What were you doing over there with them?

6:02

I just left you. It

6:06

was a moment, all right? I did

6:08

apologize

6:10

and I did buy you lunch. I'm

6:14

just glad it weren't anyone like if. And

6:16

then we had to go to London this week.

6:18

We had to give a talk on a panel, which

6:21

was amazing. Yeah. Worst crowd

6:23

ever. We

6:26

were invited

6:26

by YouTube to go and talk to

6:29

really cool people, but the Army

6:31

and the NHS and all

6:33

of the main sectors. YouTube

6:36

had

6:36

set up this day where they wanted

6:39

to hear from people who do YouTube videos and

6:41

to talk to people. Yeah, from the Army

6:43

and the Navy and the NHS and all

6:45

these amazing services about

6:47

why we do videos. They brought us

6:49

in. Literally. It was a

6:51

tough crowd. A hundred people.

6:54

It was like

6:54

one of them tumbleweeds went across

6:56

the stage.

6:58

Right, what happened was, it

7:00

was an hour's chat. I walked up there and no one clapped.

7:05

Everyone was

7:05

tired and done. It was like mid-day.

7:08

It was like the end of the day.

7:09

Can we invite Lad Baby to the stage? All

7:12

right, all right.

7:14

Nothing. It was like that. Nothing.

7:16

Like literally.

7:18

All right. All right. Code back.

7:20

Do you know what I mean?

7:21

All right. Yay! You know, I like

7:23

to feel like a silent. It got

7:25

to the end, right, of this talk, whether

7:28

it was someone on stage asking us questions and

7:30

all that. Has anyone got any

7:32

questions in the audience? A woman

7:34

front row stood up and walked off. And

7:37

I went, was it that bad?

7:39

She just walked out. No one

7:41

laughed.

7:42

She didn't say anything.

7:43

No, it wasn't. She was going to

7:45

get the microphone

7:46

to give to some of the people.

7:48

It wasn't

7:50

anything we did. It was just

7:53

a tough crowd. A

7:54

tough crowd? Terrible. And I'll be honest,

7:56

it

7:56

was late in the day. Everyone had had enough.

7:59

I've been sat in a hot water.

7:59

And

8:01

that school kid this week told me to... Honestly,

8:05

it's been a week from hell.

8:06

I forgot about that. The school kid for no reason

8:08

just gave Mark the V sign and was like, yeah!

8:10

Absolutely

8:12

no reason. We're doing the school run. This

8:15

kid that must have been around 13,

8:18

14, I've got my arm out the window and went, look, baby!

8:21

I turned around, he just did the V at me and

8:23

walked off. I won't lie. It was hilarious.

8:25

Rock's found it incredible. I've done nothing to this lad. I

8:29

don't know why I'm getting the V in the street. Absolutely

8:32

no reason at all. He was

8:33

laughing with his mates, you know, he was trying to

8:35

be cool,

8:36

but it didn't quite work out. And then we went

8:38

to a restaurant and the waiter hit on Rock.

8:41

Honestly, in front of me, I'm sitting

8:44

there eating dinner, eating a burger.

8:46

He comes over. What do

8:48

you think of the meal?

8:49

I went to answer. He did give

8:52

no eye contact to me, just looking directly at Rock's.

8:54

Rock's, he's like, oh, it's lovely. Yeah, no,

8:56

I'm liking this. That and that. I'm having a

8:58

little chat. I'm like, I

9:02

can do the water over it. Excuse

9:04

me. He

9:05

just didn't engage in you. He was just

9:08

like, hello.

9:09

Yeah, chatting you up. Whatever you want. Yeah.

9:12

I was like, okay, do you need another drink? Do you want

9:14

to bring this in there? I was checking your life. You might as well

9:16

just moved over. What did you think? I recommended

9:19

that, didn't I? What did you think of it?

9:21

Might as well have not been there, mate. It

9:24

was a week. It was a hefty week. To

9:26

be fair, though, he

9:28

basically tried to pick me up while you were there, which

9:31

was hilarious. But then got you telling

9:33

me this, that story.

9:36

Can you please, please tell

9:39

the pickup story?

9:40

Oh, come on.

9:43

It's too good.

9:45

It's too embarrassing. Okay.

9:49

Delic,

9:50

because it's like a film,

9:52

like from the in between

9:54

us.

9:54

Right. Okay. Okay.

9:58

So when I was at school, there was a kid in my class. that

10:00

I didn't know. I never spoke

10:02

to him. I passed every class, crossed.

10:05

He wasn't a friend, he wasn't an

10:07

enemy, he didn't bully me, he just was a kid in the class

10:09

that I didn't know. We

10:11

left school obviously, two

10:13

or three years later, I'm early 20s, I'm in

10:18

a bar in Nottingham and he

10:20

comes walking over to me. He

10:22

looked incredible. I'll

10:25

be honest. He was like, level

10:27

up. Oh mate, he had a level

10:29

up beyond level up. He walked over,

10:31

his hair was grey, he was dressed amazing.

10:34

Confidence, strutting, walking

10:37

towards me. I was like, flipping heck. I

10:39

swear that's him from school.

10:41

He walked over and he went, Mark, how's it

10:44

going? I was like, hello mate. We had a bit of a chat reminiscing

10:47

about how much we both hated school. I

10:51

was like, what are you up to these days?

10:53

Funny you should ask.

10:55

I'm a PUA.

10:58

I went, so

11:00

what? Is that like an MD or CEO?

11:04

He went, PUA.

11:05

I went,

11:06

what was that?

11:09

Official pick up artist. Pick

11:12

up artist. P-U-O. That is

11:15

so awful. I was like, I was a 20 year

11:17

old guy.

11:20

Not having

11:22

the best up with women. I went, tell me more.

11:24

Not having the best luck. Right,

11:27

and he went. He sounds like Jay from In

11:29

The Between as well. He said, I'm an official pick up artist

11:31

and I went, how? And he went,

11:34

I know all the tricks. I can't do it now. I'm

11:36

about to go and work my magic with

11:39

some of the mates. What are you doing next Saturday?

11:41

Mark Foolsbury,

11:44

hook, line and sinker.

11:47

I was like, don't you? I

11:50

mean, tell me the time and place. He's

11:52

like, right, next Saturday, here's

11:54

my number. I'm going to arrange

11:56

to meet you here. We're going to go and pick up some women.

11:58

I'm going to teach you everything. need to know

12:00

about talking to women,

12:03

impressing women, all this right? And you've

12:05

never been kissed by

12:06

a woman you really are just kind of

12:08

seated a bit around. So the

12:10

week went on, it got to

12:12

the Friday, I've now roped in a couple

12:15

of my actual friends to come with me because

12:17

everyone's interested. I'm

12:19

meeting a professional pick up artist. I

12:23

mean, you

12:24

believed him.

12:26

That is not a thing.

12:28

Roxanne.

12:30

Roxanne. How dare you?

12:33

How dare you? I love these

12:35

stories of your youth. They

12:37

are. It's the most tragic

12:39

thing.

12:40

It just gives you life. He texted

12:42

me the day before I went to meet

12:44

and he went,

12:46

wear something outrageous. I

12:49

hope he did. So he texted me, right?

12:51

I replied, like, what do you mean? And

12:53

he went,

12:54

one thing, wear one thing that's

12:56

outrageous. It could be a cowboy

12:58

hat, funny pair of shoes, Larry

13:01

shirt. You got a few of them. Or

13:04

even a dodgy necklace. Just wear something,

13:07

Larry. It's called peacocking.

13:10

Right? Oh my gosh. So

13:13

I

13:14

bottle it. I didn't. I

13:18

need to see if this works. You're crazy,

13:20

mate. I need to see if this works before I rock

13:23

up to a Wetherspoon's, wearing a cowboy hat. You

13:25

know what I mean? I need evidence that this

13:27

is working. A different ball

13:29

game, baby. Right? So I rock

13:31

up without my big

13:34

Larry moment. I'll be honest. Hold on. I

13:36

would pay money to see what's up with

13:38

a cowboy hat and Wetherspoon's little

13:41

money. I

13:43

rock up there with Timmy

13:44

Mates. He's in there waiting.

13:46

He's got like a shiny shirt on. It's

13:49

hard to describe. It was sort of black slash

13:51

silver, but it was reflective.

13:56

Not like high vis, but kind of like high

13:58

vis. Do you know what I mean? That was

14:00

his thing. That was his talking boy. He thought he

14:02

was a good looking boy, was he? I don't

14:04

know. It was

14:06

okay. It was okay. It was an average guy. Yeah, it was fine.

14:10

And he came over, I got everyone

14:12

a drink and I was like, come on, tell

14:14

me, what was it? And he went, which

14:16

girls do you want to approach? But

14:18

it's Leed did well, seriously. And I went, what? And

14:20

he went, are there any girls in here that you want to approach?

14:24

This is so weird. It's so weird. I know.

14:26

It's so weird. And one of my friends I was

14:29

with went, oh, you know,

14:32

some girls over there, and he points out four girls sitting

14:34

at a table. And he went, I'm going

14:36

to teach her how to speak to them. I'm going to give

14:38

you the perfect opener. And

14:40

I was like, okay, he went, come with me. We all

14:43

followed him over. So he led

14:45

the way, three lads following. He walks

14:47

up to this table of girls to sit in their business.

14:50

He went, excuse me, ladies.

14:53

One of them looked up and he went, me

14:56

and my friends have been having a debate all night. I

14:58

was wondering if you could help us out. Is

15:00

a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?

15:12

Honestly. She said,

15:14

I don't care.

15:18

I told you, didn't. We walked away. We

15:21

walked away.

15:22

He went, oh no, no, no. Not

15:24

very much. I asked the wrong question. I asked the wrong question,

15:26

right? He went, follow me, follow me. He walked over just

15:28

to another random group of girls that was stood by the bar.

15:31

And he went, excuse

15:32

me, ladies. I

15:36

mean, my friend's been having a debate. I thought we was

15:38

getting a Jaffa cake again. He went,

15:40

me and my friend's been having a debate.

15:42

What's your favorite seat to sit on on the bus? Who

15:47

is this man? I love teach balls. I'm

15:50

bloody Nora. Is

15:53

it Mark?

15:53

Did you follow him? They

15:56

didn't even reply. They just turned

15:58

around and walked off. And

16:02

he walked to the party and went, oh, I don't know what's going on. You guys are

16:04

putting me off tonight. Because none of

16:06

you wore your Larry outfit. You know, about 20

16:09

minutes later, he left. He left, right?

16:12

He made an excuse and he left, right? This

16:14

is the best part of the story. I went

16:17

over to the group of girls, the second

16:19

group, when he went and asked them about sitting on the bus. I

16:21

went over and went, I just want to apologise earlier

16:24

for that guy that came over. She claimed

16:26

you as a professional pick up artist and

16:28

was teaching us how to speak to you

16:31

and she went, oh my God, this is amazing. Tell

16:33

us everything.

16:36

I ended up chatting to all these girls. Oh

16:38

no, I had to go to my boyfriends. I ended up chatting

16:40

to him all night about how weird he was.

16:44

Didn't see him again. I've

16:46

never seen him again to this day.

16:48

Honestly, Mark, some of the

16:50

encounters you have with humans

16:53

just kills me off.

16:54

Incredible though. Imagine

16:56

going out telling everyone you're a professional

16:58

pick up artist and then getting

17:01

burned by two groups of girls

17:03

in front of like this night when

17:05

you're teaching everybody. And just walking

17:07

off. And then just leaving. I'm the only solo.

17:09

I did wonder why.

17:10

I asked you about Jaffa Kate. No, when I met you, you

17:12

were wearing a... Oh, cowboy hat. I'm sorry.

17:14

My own joke made me self-laugh there.

17:15

You love Jaffa Cakes.

17:17

I know that.

17:19

I feel like you

17:21

did use the Jaffa Cake

17:23

on me.

17:25

I used the Jaffa Cake on you. Yeah, because I remember

17:27

having a very, very heated argument about Jaffa Cakes.

17:30

So if you would like to... Well,

17:32

it's a biscuit.

17:34

No, it's

17:36

a cake. It's

17:39

a biscuit. It's

17:42

a cake.

17:45

They call it a biscuit for tax reasons. It's

17:49

a cake.

17:51

It's not sold with a Mr. Kiplins. It's not a biscuit, Mr. Kiplins.

17:54

It's not in the cakes, is it? You don't find it with a Victoria

17:56

Sponge, do you? She's got something says it's

17:58

a biscuit. Don't be so mad, she says it's a biscuit.

17:59

my know when he was lung

18:02

disease

18:02

so what to do some salsa great debate in

18:04

about as much as he this is this is why did i

18:07

started great debates so if

18:09

you are a couple just professionally

18:12

or that was file

18:14

miserably dot i would love to get

18:16

in so it's this was apparently he read that book

18:18

could the game that was like his whole thing i remember

18:21

the so

18:21

i yeah i remember

18:23

this but

18:24

that was where it was made residence

18:26

middle when

18:26

worth ten and i remember

18:28

that like all the last up his

18:30

boots disease forgave wants

18:32

and it's called the game a bigger cities

18:36

are now

18:36

they've clearly didn't work because

18:40

my my so called at school

18:42

might try tragically

18:44

in front of us but

18:46

but yeah a pretty incredible no alibi

18:49

grice silver from the a

18:50

designated as a med professional

18:52

picked up on

18:53

a boat as i say is you are a professional

18:56

unprofessional to support his to few good experience

18:59

where you feel like zombies us to allow for

19:01

take cel

19:01

think about have you been asked by the

19:03

desiccate you know in the well as

19:06

i live with everyone

19:07

else is on the south africa villanova ah

19:09

ah ah they're getting

19:11

so it's lot by be podcast a d email

19:13

dot com or a one another gabi a movie

19:16

for know that feel like death as i say

19:18

says

19:18

gonna face i'm married people there now

19:20

dance what time

19:22

he was wearing that seek when discussing set

19:25

foot on that it's just

19:30

lost his time they all

19:32

a now

19:32

oh they get yeah sorry

19:35

it's as if you or

19:37

is a couple yeah and and you use

19:39

it or you use the or you feel like your partner

19:42

used your jewelry maybe openly told you

19:44

the chance to own you post

19:46

and all die and of the time one

19:48

of the insults the dell is still to girls

19:50

and guy

19:51

or hottest store conversation

19:53

about somebody in alaska

19:55

to decide dozens of

19:58

on so the let lot in out

19:59

That was a good repellent wasn't it for you? Luring

20:02

people by dancing but realise... It

20:05

was a repellent. It was

20:07

actually tragic until I

20:09

spent a lot of my 20s alone.

20:10

Well,

20:14

moving swiftly, oh my God, a cracking dilemma. Right, you

20:16

ready for this? That's made

20:17

me laugh, my face hurts. Yeah,

20:19

I'm ready. Do

20:22

you

20:22

have a dilemma? Do

20:24

you need some help?

20:27

A dilemma! A dilemma! Well...

20:31

Is it from a pick-a-pot it's this week, Rockstar? No, it's not.

20:34

It's from...

20:35

Well, it's actually not got a name on it,

20:37

but... I moved in with my partner

20:40

about a year ago and the more time

20:42

goes by, the more little things he does

20:44

that I notice.

20:45

What lovely things, like, leaves

20:47

rose petals out, I don't have

20:49

OCD, but I like

20:52

things nice and tidy. Fair enough. Clean house. No.

20:58

Two things that really bug me are these. One,

21:00

not taking your shoes off and walking

21:02

around in the house.

21:03

Agreed. You

21:06

don't want outside shoe

21:07

juice on your kitchen

21:09

or your... All that shoe juice, right, what's number two? Two,

21:13

leaving

21:13

things near where it lives,

21:16

i.e. the toothpaste near the pot

21:18

on the sink. He doesn't

21:20

see mess. I get that.

21:23

I don't see it either. Okay, yeah.

21:25

I know these are petty and I'm easy

21:27

going, but it really bugs me. Mark

21:30

gets on the kitchen floor and then it goes on

21:32

the carpet, it ends on the sofa. It's

21:35

just so annoying. I have just cleaned

21:37

up. How do I ask him without

21:40

sounding like I'm nagging? I've tried

21:42

it, but it's not changed anything.

21:45

His ex-wife was like it and I don't want

21:47

a nag.

21:47

Oh, don't want to be like the ex-wife.

21:49

I bought a sign saying life

21:52

is full of choices. Shoes

21:54

off or scrub the floor, but it

21:56

still

21:57

don't work. I mean, he's a great

21:59

tactic.

22:00

so i mean there might be a raise of

22:02

my the x was mans him because

22:04

he's you know annoying

22:06

hold on hold

22:07

it was not taking your shoes off we saw the into

22:10

the world isn't

22:10

good for a slight wearing you

22:12

know when you go out and you days in any

22:14

game beds and you out those days

22:16

and he get your bed all like outdoor

22:19

been

22:19

right now you always say this to

22:21

me or even and hims a very sick and the

22:23

boat my saw

22:25

myself for our mother cel mai

22:27

mai of on the trying say you sound

22:30

and then you get a city all my

22:31

life that if somebody soldiers of

22:33

will be succeeded would i thought

22:34

this is that relate of acclaimed and

22:36

carried out of let we know that

22:39

was hotel room

22:39

or have

22:41

far to lose about earth as i find

22:44

says

22:44

have you got any advice for

22:46

have you got is also a disguise

22:48

i say

22:50

that some spice in the hall

22:52

or you will get any much

22:55

any more happiness in this house

22:57

case

22:57

of his dog

22:59

does bargain with him or tell you how do

23:01

a lot of to assert their lives to the this

23:03

is how you solve the first one

23:06

point and with him and incredible post

23:08

slippers yeah

23:10

i spoil him but

23:13

you know what is he like star wars does he like

23:15

some younger either super

23:17

comfy like you know super fluffy

23:20

ones that you won't admit to la experience you

23:22

know it's all it's a

23:24

mock super novel parents alike lot

23:26

better for you or yoda yo

23:28

yo not remains or like he does business

23:31

with as he can get it looks like upon a big

23:33

worries so i was

23:35

little shoe covers his

23:37

gf of amazon's suited for

23:39

love or can have my

23:42

if you gotta go slippers on him when he walks

23:44

in and he sues hadn't you

23:46

lose the slippers and got home

23:48

nice oh kids are going

23:50

to the best the old god give you a lot of

23:53

so he gets in the habit of putting them on see

23:55

things you like to and then he likes

23:57

to see i didn't feel like it's of humor

24:00

You want to do it. Yeah, she thinks you

24:02

like it. I like that. Yeah,

24:04

I

24:04

do. I feel like that work How

24:06

are we doing the toothpaste thing

24:09

move their home?

24:11

What do you mean? Oh?

24:13

Move their home. So if he's always leaving

24:15

it near where where the toothpaste lives

24:17

Makes the area weird Move

24:20

the pot put like a plant pot there and move

24:22

it to the other side of the room Oh clever

24:24

change up change up the habit Its

24:27

habit is to put it

24:28

get a novelty toothpaste

24:33

Yoda that you can put a toothpaste

24:35

in his head or something. Do you know what I mean? Yeah?

24:37

I mean I feel like that's a gadget men love gadgets

24:40

I mean get a

24:41

gadget that can help

24:42

you know yeah, maybe get get like a Toothpaste

24:46

holder yeah, that is to the wall, so it's obvious

24:48

where it has to go Yeah,

24:50

or just hide his toothbrush, and then be like

24:52

he'd be like where is it?

24:54

That's that's

24:56

that's not a big problem is it No,

25:00

I mean I I'm I mean you

25:02

have to deal with me.

25:03

I deal with that with you all the time Yeah,

25:06

do you know do you know one I mean I'm gonna add to

25:08

this Add to this a

25:10

problem go on rocks likes

25:12

to Take

25:14

things out of the fridge, but not throw away

25:16

the

25:17

emptiness Oh Right,

25:20

so

25:20

oh yeah, this is where you find yeah I

25:22

know

25:22

so like rocks are by like a four-pack of yogurt

25:25

and she'll eat all the yogurts But she'll leave like

25:27

the cardboard sleeve they come in still

25:29

in the fridge

25:31

Or she'll put something on a plate and

25:33

then take the thing off the plate and leave

25:36

the plate in the fridge Yeah, no reason

25:38

at

25:38

all you then present it go. Oh,

25:40

I'm just gonna eat this cold

25:42

I'm just gonna be this whole plate. I've just found in the fridge.

25:45

Well. I might need that for a cold piece

25:48

of ham Understand

25:51

your thought process though. It's not

25:52

a thought process I'm just getting a yogurt

25:55

and I'm gonna sit down and I would you I've

25:57

not seen the cardboard

25:59

I also like finish fizzy drink and put

26:02

the empty bottle back in the fridge. But I

26:04

don't get it. I don't get it. Autopilot,

26:05

just like when I left

26:07

you at that shop, takes over, like

26:10

the routine. You just put emptiness,

26:12

empty things back in the fridge. Oh, I'm

26:14

empty inside. No, no, no! You'll

26:16

finish the ketchup and then you'll just put the

26:19

empty one back in the fridge no matter what you're doing. Yeah, because it's the

26:21

routine of it. No, no

26:23

it's not. Put it in a bin.

26:24

Yeah, I don't know what that is. I'll pay attention

26:26

to that.

26:28

Did you send that dilemma in to just tell me

26:30

to sort myself out?

26:32

Thank you for that dilemma, Corner, all the way

26:34

from Nottingham. Mark!

26:39

Anonymous, but first initial M. If

26:42

you have got a dilemma that you want me and Roxy to help

26:45

make better or potentially make a lot

26:47

worse and cause more drama, do let us know

26:49

on the Ladbaby podcast at

26:51

gmail.com. Ladies

26:56

and gentlemen, this is

26:58

your date night diary. Oh,

27:03

date night! Oh,

27:06

this is an embarrassing one. Oh,

27:08

wow. Oh, it's an embarrassing one

27:10

in front of a mum and dad. Oh, oh!

27:14

Oh, it's bad. Come on then, tell me, tell me, tell me,

27:16

tell me. I'm cringing just at...

27:19

A mum and dad? In

27:21

front of a mum and dad. A date disaster

27:24

in front of... I'm just going to read it. Hi,

27:26

Mark and Rox. So I met my then boyfriend

27:30

on our first day at uni. Right.

27:33

Okay, young love, they've met at uni, first day of uni, right? We'd

27:37

been dating for a few months when I decided

27:39

it was time to introduce my fella to my

27:42

family. He came to stay for the weekend

27:44

and all started really well. Right.

27:48

So, for a nice dinner on the Friday night, the subject

27:50

of sleeping arrangements came up

27:53

over where we was all spending the night.

27:55

Okay? Right.

27:58

Being the only daughter in my family, my

28:00

parents were a little protective and

28:03

said that my new boyfriend would be sleeping

28:05

separately in the spare bedroom.

28:07

Okay.

28:08

Given that we were still very much in a honeymoon

28:11

phase of our relationship,

28:13

I snuck into the spare bedroom

28:15

in the middle of the night.

28:17

My boyfriend was adamant that

28:20

we had to behave as he didn't

28:22

want to disrespect my parents' wishes.

28:25

But I soon persuaded him otherwise. No.

28:30

This is going to go south very

28:33

quickly. Literally. Oh. Anyway,

28:37

cut to the next night and we're watching

28:39

a movie with my whole family. Halfway

28:43

through, our

28:44

little Jack Russell dog

28:46

came galloping into the living

28:48

room, very excited.

28:51

She stood in front of the TV, shaking

28:54

her head from side to side. Oh.

28:56

With something slacking around her

28:58

chop. No! No!

29:02

No! No one could

29:04

figure out what it was. So

29:06

my mum knelt down to investigate

29:10

and wrestled something out of her

29:12

mouth.

29:14

I just

29:15

can't... She held it up to see

29:17

what it was. In the most

29:20

horrifying moment of my life, I

29:22

realised it was the used condom

29:25

from the night before.

29:28

Well done on the same sex, to be

29:30

fair. Well done. I mean, you've

29:32

got to just phrase that. We had

29:34

put it in a waste paper bin

29:36

and had obviously forgotten the next morning. Our

29:39

dog was a bit feral, seen the

29:41

open door and went rifling through the bin.

29:44

I leapt up,

29:45

lunged for it, grabbed it, ran

29:48

out of the room and left my poor

29:50

boyfriend blushing madly in front

29:53

of my mum. Luckily, my

29:55

dad and brother hadn't seen what it was, so

29:57

we lied and said it was a pair of my undies.

31:59

I don't even know how to describe it, only

32:02

it's another level of fear

32:04

I have for a hotel that

32:06

I didn't have before. Oh

32:08

no. I also want to say,

32:11

last week I asked

32:13

you for Confessions of a Lifetime, not just of

32:15

a housekeeper,

32:16

and I am building some crickers.

32:19

Really? I'm going to save a few

32:21

up. Oh good, oh good. I'm going to save a

32:23

few up and we're going to switch

32:26

direction in a couple of episodes and

32:28

it's going to be Confessions of a Lifetime. If you've

32:30

got a confession of a lifetime, not just as

32:32

a housekeeper,

32:34

let me know because there's going to be

32:36

some good ones coming.

32:38

This is a

32:40

story that's been sent in about a

32:42

hotel

32:44

that actually made national

32:46

news this year.

32:49

It's made national news. Actually

32:53

not just national, this happened in the States,

32:56

so this is international news. Wow. Okay.

32:59

Okay. This happened in May of this

33:02

year.

33:02

Okay, don't say the chain.

33:05

I mean it's out there. I know, but I just

33:08

don't want to be sued.

33:10

I'll be honest. If you

33:12

want to know the chain, it's going to be easy

33:14

to find. Okay?

33:16

Are you ready for this?

33:18

Yeah. A night manager at

33:20

a hotel, a night

33:23

manager. Already I'm terrified.

33:26

A night manager of a hotel was

33:28

arrested. Why? After

33:31

he entered a sleeping guest's

33:33

room to

33:34

suck

33:37

on the customer's toes. Oh

33:40

my God. What

33:42

the...

33:44

Joe. That is

33:47

illegal. What,

33:49

a man or a woman?

33:51

A man.

33:52

Sucked a man, though. Sucked

33:55

another man's toe. Good grief.

33:58

The local police department. charged

34:00

a man 52

34:03

with aggravated burglary and

34:05

assault in connection with the incident.

34:08

The manager allegedly created

34:10

a replica keycard used

34:13

it to enter the room of a hotel guest

34:15

around 5 a.m. The

34:18

hotel guest had been asleep

34:20

but awoke to find the night

34:22

manager sucking on his toes.

34:26

I remember the dog licking

34:29

your face to weight you up

34:31

or

34:32

your foot but like

34:42

I

34:43

can't think of any worse situation. I mean I can't think of a worse

34:45

situation to be in. That

34:54

poor guy

34:55

who was a slave, that

34:57

poor man who didn't invite that

35:00

person into his room. It is

35:02

horrifying.

35:06

To be honest Mark I don't think I

35:08

could invite someone to suck my toes.

35:10

Would you let me suck

35:12

your toe?

35:14

I just don't know if I'd be able to

35:16

do it. No, like physically because I've

35:18

got tiggy feet. I love

35:22

that no one else was able to see

35:24

Rox's face there. Where she

35:27

contemplated just for a second the

35:29

thought. The thought

35:30

of me sucking.

35:31

I just don't

35:33

feel like I would do that to you.

35:34

You've got ugly toes though. I've got terrible

35:37

gremlin face. You've got ugly toes. Come

35:40

on people do love my toes. I

35:42

think you're a beautiful woman. You're

35:45

my wife but your feet are minging.

35:49

You're the worst of mine. I'll take

35:52

that. You've got golem feet.

35:53

I've got size 15 feet. There's

35:56

an audience for that I'm sure.

35:57

This is why we love it because me and

35:59

you've got the

36:00

the the horrible pairing

36:02

of toage ever well i i just

36:06

want to i want to say

36:07

he sends love to that toe

36:09

and that man is traumatized but

36:12

we can't ever stay in those no bad is it mark

36:18

is host star on trip advisor

36:26

mark is that man

36:28

in jail please

36:29

tell me it doesn't say it says the

36:31

guest was i can't go it's burglary

36:34

yeah aggravated

36:36

burglary and assault uh yeah

36:39

he broke in us i suppose you broke into

36:41

a room that was uninvited in and you assaulted

36:43

it it's sucking a tote cluster's assault i suppose

36:45

yeah oh my god can you

36:47

imagine waking up to see a stranger

36:49

sucking a part of your

36:50

limb jeez i would

36:52

have an absolute fit i'll

36:55

get the bible out the drawer and smack it out of

36:57

his head or something or anything

36:59

that was here the whole phone had been

37:01

going yeah the guest was staying

37:03

for a business meeting

37:05

but recognized the night manager as one of the employees

37:08

that visited his room the day before to

37:10

fix an issue with the tv oh my

37:12

goodness that's pre-meditated toe

37:14

drama that the guest originally

37:17

reported the incident to the hotel security

37:20

who appeared not to take the complaint seriously

37:23

so he was forced to call the police i

37:25

mean i'll be honest if you're

37:27

working security and

37:30

someone comes up and goes

37:31

i'd like to report that the manager

37:34

of this hotel just sucked my toes

37:36

i don't know i would believe it's

37:38

hard because if

37:41

if that was a different it's like if

37:43

it was a man if it was a man who went in and

37:45

did it to a woman

37:46

yeah that's horrifying horrific

37:49

either way

37:49

it should be the same for a man that's horrifying

37:52

for that man

37:53

i i i'll be honest if

37:55

that if i woke up to me i'd be absolutely

37:58

living i would i'd never sleep so again

38:00

I would never honestly how can

38:02

you ever stay overnight anywhere again if

38:10

you like sucking toes for a living fine sure

38:12

but don't do you like sucking toes for a living? People

38:18

love

38:18

sucking toes didn't they? They like sucking

38:21

limbs they like sucking a lot

38:22

of things like that's

38:24

like they're for a living for a living

38:26

you said for a living if

38:29

you are a post

38:32

that's a great point I bet

38:33

there are there of course there are people

38:35

love foot fetishism huge market

38:37

I want to know right if somebody is listening

38:40

to this now the amount of messages

38:42

I get about yeah about your feet but

38:45

if somebody is listed genuinely

38:47

you can keep yourself anonymous if you're listening

38:49

to this and you you like sucking

38:52

a toe tell us why I

38:54

want to know maybe they

38:55

like the smell

38:57

or like dirty

38:59

danger no don't it's a probably a bit dirty

39:02

it can't be the smell would you prefer

39:04

it do people prefer like

39:07

the toe at the end of a day or straight out of a shower

39:09

I reckon it would feel good though what

39:11

getting a little a little sucking

39:13

of the toe like when

39:15

do you think

39:16

about when do you ever like look after

39:18

your toe when do you ever like you know give

39:20

it a massage or a little stroke or anything

39:22

you don't really I mean just

39:25

all day you're bloody walking in a pair

39:27

of shoes like there's no love

39:29

or licking given to a toe is there I

39:31

mean I'm not saying

39:32

I'm a totally

39:34

like you're offering yourself a bit but right

39:37

no one ever goes

39:38

let me give you a bum a massage

39:41

but because it's weird but one

39:43

also your bum is up and down walking

39:45

around sitting

39:46

a lot of things takes a lot of pressure

39:48

yes a

39:48

little you know rather than a massage

39:51

oh I feel so

39:52

good but I feel like that that does happen

39:54

you know in a lot of you know sexy time

39:56

scenarios but bums do get some

39:58

love but I don't feel like toes

40:01

are

40:01

are up there on many people's agendas I

40:04

disagree fetish

40:07

market is huge I want

40:09

to know oh yeah

40:10

this whole website so

40:12

just I know there is but I don't feel

40:14

like this is like no

40:16

I feel like this is the easiest

40:18

undirtiest thing someone can

40:21

do because you know sucking other

40:23

things is a different ballgame literally

40:25

I'm talking like toe

40:27

is like a safe I

40:28

mean it's safe it's

40:31

easy but I

40:34

feel like it's a small proportion of people

40:36

that like that I

40:38

don't know I reckon it's one of them like

40:40

you know I reckon

40:41

it's like oh

40:45

please if you

40:48

will do a feature on this if

40:50

we'll do a follow-up on this next week I

40:52

reckon more

40:53

people like would like that

40:55

maybe not to do it but I don't know

40:57

I think there's just

40:58

tell us just email in ladbabypodcast.gmail.com

41:01

if you've if you if you like

41:03

having your toes sucked or if you like

41:05

sucking a toe I need to know I had it

41:08

done I need feel like

41:10

Roxy's gonna try it this week she's gonna suck

41:12

my toe. Roxy's

41:14

gonna suck my toe. Roxy's

41:17

gonna suck my toe

41:20

this week and she's gonna let you all know

41:22

how she finds it.

41:23

Your toes like a thumb. I'm

41:25

not going nowhere near that.

41:28

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42:28

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42:37

did your jingle. I was going to change it, but

42:39

I thought I'd stick with it. I thought

42:41

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42:43

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42:45

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42:50

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42:54

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42:59

Here it is. As a preteen

43:03

in the days of blockbuster videos,

43:06

I had a movie night and in front of all my

43:08

family at the end of the film, I

43:11

stood up and mistakenly

43:13

said, instead of saying, stop,

43:16

rewind, eject,

43:18

I said,

43:19

stop,

43:19

rewind, ejaculate.

43:24

In

43:27

front of the whole family.

43:28

In front of the whole family.

43:31

Stop, rewind, ejaculate. Incredible.

43:35

I want to know what the movie was. I

43:38

want to know. Oh, yeah.

43:40

Brilliant. Thank you. That's

43:43

good. Stop, rewind, ejaculate. That

43:46

was

43:47

from Gem and she

43:49

said that it's now long become a legendary

43:51

phrase that she gets teased about quite a lot.

43:53

I

43:53

feel like that needs a sign. That needs a

43:55

live, laugh, love sign.

43:56

Stop,

43:58

rewind, ejaculate.

44:02

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44:04

if you've got one let us know ladbabypodcast.com

44:09

ladies and gentlemen this

44:12

is your i've got it all wrong i've got

44:14

all wrong i've got it wrong what's going

44:17

on... i've got it all wrong it's the wrong feature

44:19

i got the wrong you've

44:22

probably got me as well i'm

44:25

having a bad week all right i've

44:27

just not recovered i've not recovered from getting left

44:29

out of the

44:29

bad week can everyone send some good vibes

44:32

living

44:34

with a governor

44:41

you having a babble having a babble

44:44

baby

44:44

you having a drive you are

44:46

so i've got

44:48

i've got a word this week that isn't a word

44:51

that you have to pronounce but it's more of like a regional

44:54

word that somebody has sent in uh from

44:57

them from from the Nottingham area because

44:59

they say something the same as me and i actually

45:02

don't think you say it the same

45:04

way you say something different having

45:06

grown up in the south yeah okay so

45:08

the word is croggy a

45:11

what croggy croggy

45:14

croggy yeah is

45:16

that a frog or something no no

45:19

croggy what do you think the word croggy means croggy

45:21

yeah

45:22

pair of shoes is it or wellies

45:25

is it a welly pair of like welly

45:27

crockeys no

45:29

no i googled this i googled this before

45:31

does it mean fishing i googled this before

45:33

we did this tonight just to see whether or not it came

45:35

up it came up on a dictionary website

45:38

oh so it's not a word

45:40

i've made up or it's just a slang word

45:43

so according to the dictionary with the online

45:45

dictionary uh croggy is

45:47

a ride given to a passenger on

45:50

a bike in which they sit on

45:52

the crossbar the handlebars or

45:54

on the person's seat whilst they pedal

45:56

a backie

45:58

a what a backie

46:00

I thought he called it. I mean that...

46:02

Yeah,

46:02

when I used to like get on my bike with my sister

46:04

on the back or

46:05

on the front. It's when somebody sits on the seat and you...

46:07

Yeah, I'll go and I'll give you a backie. I mean

46:09

that... Give you a backie back to the shop.

46:11

A backie? Yeah. That's not

46:13

a word that... Should you sit on the back and I'll pedal? No.

46:17

Yeah. Croggy.

46:18

The word is croggy. Croggy?

46:21

It makes no

46:21

sense. What do you mean? That's the word. It's

46:24

not... That... Croggy.

46:26

The way backie sounds definitely

46:28

like

46:29

a position in a... in a bedroom.

46:32

Well,

46:33

I mean, to be quite honest with you, getting

46:35

on a bike, two people and let's face

46:37

it, it was usually, you know, we were kids.

46:40

It was mental trying to get two people, one

46:42

on a handlebars and one on a thing. Yeah, but it's because

46:44

it's called a croggy. And not die. Croggy.

46:47

No, it's a backie. The backie makes

46:49

no... What does that... What does other people

46:51

say? Oh, is it? I've

46:52

never heard of it.

46:53

I don't...

46:54

Well, I don't... I've never heard it. I

46:56

don't know how many regional differences

46:58

there are to this. Ooh, yeah. Because

47:00

obviously I'm from Nottingham, Roxas from the Kent area.

47:03

Is this just a Midlands South

47:05

divide or is this...

47:07

Is this like a cob roll

47:09

bomb red cake? Is this like

47:11

one of those? I don't know. This could

47:13

be one of those bread debates. I

47:16

want you to let me know.

47:18

Is croggy a word

47:20

that's commonly used? Or backie. Or

47:22

is backie? This is a living with

47:24

a Southerner that I'm throwing out there to the

47:26

listeners. Or

47:27

if you're in America and Australia,

47:28

which I know a lot of you listen,

47:30

what do you say in America? Do

47:32

you say

47:32

anything different? Oh.

47:34

Aha! I went there.

47:36

Australia's got to have a great word for it. Oh,

47:38

Australia will have a cool word for it. If you're

47:40

riding your bike and you're giving someone a lift

47:43

on your bike,

47:43

what do you call it? Getting

47:46

a back on me, backie.

47:47

They'll have a cool way

47:49

of saying it, wouldn't they? Yeah, that was my cool

47:51

way, didn't it? Yeah, it wasn't even Australian.

47:53

I've got a kangaroo on the way back home.

47:58

On the bike. I'm

48:00

gonna kangaroo her on the way

48:03

back home.

48:05

Let me know guys, I need

48:07

to know. Ladbabypodcasts at gmail.com. Is

48:10

croggy a common word? Is

48:12

backy a common word? I need to know if it's a regional

48:14

thing. I

48:16

mean,

48:17

I'll be on. Just say no more. The

48:20

toe had me and the kangaroo stopped me. You've

48:23

said enough.

48:24

Name that

48:26

sound. The hardest quiz in

48:27

the world. Not true this week.

48:30

Oh,

48:33

this is what you've said. Lots of people

48:36

have messaged and got it right or wrong.

48:38

Hold on.

48:39

I'm gonna literally, I'm gonna go into my emails.

48:41

I've had so many emails this week from

48:44

all of you. Right, let me hit search. I've just,

48:47

I just put the name

48:50

into

48:51

my email address to see how many people

48:53

have sent me this. Okay, this

48:55

was the sound from last week. Oh

48:58

yeah.

49:01

Which I guessed flamingo. Rock's

49:03

guessed flamingo. It doesn't

49:05

sound like a bird's flamingo. Flamingo.

49:07

Flamingo.

49:09

To my knowledge, only

49:11

one other person messaged in flamingo. Fair enough, well

49:13

done. But a quick search of my

49:16

emails.

49:17

That means it's wrong then. A

49:19

quick search of my emails

49:19

will tell you that I had 600 messages.

49:21

A quick search of my emails will

49:23

tell you that I had 621 emails with the

49:25

correct answer. Oh,

49:33

what? Yes.

49:35

How are people getting that? 621 knew

49:38

this.

49:39

That is the most I've ever had. It's

49:42

a seagull then. That is

49:44

the sound of a peacock. What? 621 people said that.

49:48

What? 621 people do that with a peacock.

49:50

621 emails. They're

49:52

all out peacocking. They're

49:55

all out peacocking. Mate.

49:57

Wow.

50:00

I mean I'll be honest, I've never heard of peacocks.

50:03

I wouldn't have known that. I've never

50:05

heard a peacock scream. I have never

50:07

heard a peacock scream but 621 people at least have. So

50:11

thank you for all of you that sent

50:13

in that. It's by far the most emailed

50:15

in feature I have ever ever had. Wow.

50:18

Are you ready for this week? Well

50:21

done. Well done. 621 people. Right.

50:24

This

50:25

week's sound. Go on.

50:27

With that many people getting it right, I've tried to make

50:29

it hard. But I don't know. I thought peacock

50:31

was hard last week.

50:32

I mean I'll be honest, I've never heard

50:34

of peacock and I never stay around the peacock long

50:36

enough because when they like slap them big feathers

50:38

and look beautiful they also look violent.

50:40

But this is why it's so hard to pick

50:42

these sounds every week. Because I don't

50:44

know what other people find easy and

50:46

other people find hard. Right. Do you

50:48

know what I mean? It's very hard. But anyway,

50:50

this is this week's sound. Are you ready? Go

50:52

on. What the muffin.

50:54

What the muffin.

50:57

I think that's easy but I don't know. Still

51:00

going.

51:02

What? It went on. It went

51:04

on a bit. It's like 89 seconds. You want

51:06

to hit again?

51:11

Sounds like electrical.

51:13

Got to pay attention. It's still going. And it stops.

51:18

Oh. Oh my. That's

51:20

really got us. It's finished me off.

51:25

What's that running? What is

51:27

that? What is that? It's like static

51:29

sound though. Broken telly.

51:35

Or is it like a bag of rice falling?

51:39

It sounds like you know when you like hit like

51:42

a packet of something opens

51:44

and goes

51:44

all over the floor. Oh you've knocked a packet

51:46

of rice. Yeah listen. Oh

51:50

no. It keeps

51:51

coming out. I would say that

51:53

sound, the running sound is but I wouldn't

51:55

say the first sound sounds like knocking over a packet

51:57

of rice. Sounds like.

52:01

Sounds like a packet of Cocoa Pops

52:03

has just gone all over my floor. That's what

52:05

that sounds like.

52:06

Roxanne, what are you going to write down? I

52:07

don't know, it's electrical. That has got me.

52:10

I don't even have a

52:12

word for what that is.

52:13

Oh, completely stumped

52:15

her. Completely stumped. You've got

52:17

nothing. You don't want to put anything down. Oh.

52:21

Come on. What?

52:25

Either a broken telly or a packet

52:28

of rice falling, I think. Packet

52:30

of rice falling.

52:31

Packet of rice falling.

52:33

I mean, that's all I've got. Yeah.

52:34

Out goes last week's flamingo, in

52:37

comes packet of rice falling. Packet of rice.

52:39

Yeah. Let me know, ladbabypodcast.gmail.com.

52:43

Let's see if we can beat 621 correct answers. That's it. Oh,

52:48

wow. We're done.

52:49

Wow. This week has made

52:52

me feel like my

52:54

face hurts, where I've lost quite a lot.

52:56

That's good.

52:57

The toes, the pick-up artist. It's

52:59

actually turned my bad week around.

53:01

Let's hope this is the end

53:04

of the bad week. Yeah.

53:05

Guys, let's be honest. We're all right.

53:07

We got our elf. We're happy. Thank you. There's nothing

53:09

bad happening, but it felt bad.

53:11

It did. Thank you,

53:13

everyone, for tuning in once again. Have an amazing

53:16

week, and we will... If you're having

53:17

a bad week or a good week,

53:19

do

53:20

you know what? Live, laugh, love. Live,

53:22

laugh, love your way through it, and listen

53:24

to this bad boy. Dance

53:26

it off or dance it up. That's what

53:29

I'm saying.

53:29

I don't know what that means. See

53:33

you later, guys. Love you.

53:47

I'm living for the weekend Nothing

53:50

left in my head Nothing left in

53:52

my head Oh

54:00

yeah What

54:03

do you mean you're so busy? Oh

54:06

yeah I

54:11

remember you and my kind

54:14

And I got you over there Oh

54:19

yeah I love you man

54:22

Oh yeah I

54:27

love you man And I

54:30

hope you hate my hate I

54:43

make it easy to say Oh yeah

54:46

You are the best ever You are

54:48

my love Oh

54:51

the lovely Shah B R I'm

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