A glimpse into who he is, Leander has a cat now. Seeking warmth from a feline when no hands offered it, he doesn't understand that he can't ever thaw out the mellowness in his heart. He talks about Animal Psychology, Cupboard Love. Rambles on a

Tape Nine (A Love of Love Motels)

Oct 20th, 2021 15m 8s

So let's talk about this tape, shall we? He talks about selling dreams and secrets, and then starts saying oh how sad he is. What a douche, lol. He talks about how he hates nature and how grim it is, and it makes me question if there's anything

Tape Eight (Crime And Punishment)

Oct 7th, 2021 19m 5s

Found this one hidden behind the books in this guy's room. Keeps going on and on about Fyodor Dostoevsky. I don't know if anyone is still interested in his ramblings, but it sure is fun to hear him talking about Deism, Femme Fatale, Platonic L

Tape Seven (Secondhand Lovers)

Sep 24th, 2021 8m 33s

This tape was found near a brook that once flowed behind the shed that Leander had holed himself in towards the end. The tape, which intended to break down the concept of Muses for Leander, ends in his breakdown instead. He talks of how maybe,

Tape Six (To Freya from Sufi)

Sep 20th, 2021 21m 6s

This was sent via an email, and while the voice somewhat matches, but we aren't sure if this is real or not. The main reason being that I don't think Leander is a millennium or a Gen Z, for come on, who even records tapes today? And also, his v

Tape Five (Self-therapy Day 1)

Sep 16th, 2021 11m 56s

This recording was submitted to us anonymously by someone who claimed to have known Leander in his better days. We tried to contact the person after receiving this, but received no reply. I think Leander sounds better in this tape, not withstan

Tape Four (My Lolita)

Sep 12th, 2021 12m 43s

I don't quite understand as to why this 'Leander' reminds me of all the pseudo-intellectual tryhards that I've met in my life. The same BS about metaphysics, nihilism, solipsism, heralding that decadent author Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita as art,

Tape Three (Letters I Never Sent)

Sep 10th, 2021 13m 52s

The cassette of this recording was found in a little cardboard box that this dude tried to lock with chains, lol. I have no clue whom he is talking about. Freya, I heard that name in some game, probably means Goddess of love, I think. Well, wh

Tape Two (Clown Pagliacci)

Sep 10th, 2021 7m 19s

Found alongside the tape uploaded earlier in this emo guy's room. Herein he explains some dumb joke about some Clown Pagliacci, tries his hand at explaining solipsism, and even touches on the myth of Sisyphus, the Greek dude. And as the one nob

Tape One (Kintsugi)

Sep 9th, 2021 6m 48s

The man that even the shadows turned their backs on, tries to sing of beauty, of trust, of love. Found this cassette while searching through the belongings he left behind. He speaks about Kintsugi, as a symbolic means of countering insecurity,

Bonus

Tape Zero (restored)

Sep 8th, 2021 5m 38s

This tape had been recorded over, but thanks to technology, it was restored to almost its original quality. Well, we don't know anyone bothered, but yes, its the tape zero of these obnoxious recordings. keep tuned in, and keep laughing at this