This week, Ethan complains to his therapist about Californians, and Californians complain to him- about their failed state. Also, John is getting fatter and more antisemitic, even as Ethan gets more buff and advocates for our first Jewish president! Plus, right-wing grifters vs. left-wing grifters, the Harley Quinn movie vs. the market, and, turns out, Pete Buttigieg is loved by Nigerians on Twitter! Plus, the most horrific #CuckOfTheWeek ever, and #ConspiracyFriday.

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