At very long last, we are here to wrap up series 11, with another double. We do our best to not go off on TOO many tangents, to keep things rolling. But this is us, so, well... We discuss Alex Horne's forthcoming new Taskmaster book, as wel

Here we go again - S11 E7&8

May 13th, 2021 1h 17m

SNAFU! Yet another technical disaster has us re-recording episode 7 and going right into episode 8. Our usual shenanigans and tangents are in abundance, two times over!Duncan's Quazary entry: https://twitter.com/15schaa/status/138753881235

Double Down - S11 E5&6

Apr 28th, 2021 1h 26m

We are here with a mega double episode. Do yourself a favor, break it up, go get a drink. It is what it is, but we're caught up. We talk far too long about flatulence, hemorrhoids, and Capybara. We are thoroughly impressed with the quality

Three Miles and a Restraining Order - S11 E04

Apr 15th, 2021 36m 42s

We're back, same as always: Late. Tara is vaccinated. Melon Buffet Master is heating up. We have added a few new items to the merch store.--------Melon Buffet Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/melonbuffetCatch us @MelonBuffet on Social

D!ldo Donkey - S11E03

Apr 8th, 2021 39m 3s

Sliding in, just in the nick of time, once again. This is a short one, by our standards, but we still laugh our asses off and manage to go off topic at least once.Richard Herring is done with Chemo!Frank Skinner has a new Book.Katherine R

Trimming the Sponge - S11E02

Apr 1st, 2021 50m 13s

Here we are, late already. Will the wait be worth it? Who knows. In addition to the tasks, and listener entries, we discuss milk drinking habits, chicken breeds, and so much more. Bob Mortimer is releasing his Autobiography.Someone ha

A Horror Film in the Kremlin - S11 E01

Mar 23rd, 2021 53m 57s

Kicking off Series 11! Charley & Tara talk about the cast, and who the early favorites are. Miraculously, they don't go off on too many tangents, for once. Tara is, once again, scandalized that Charley hasn't seen one of her favorite movies.

Do-Over Double Up - S10 E9&10

Dec 23rd, 2020 1h 6m

After a massive software failure that lost half of our audio for Episode 9, we are back now with a double episode for 9 & 10. Charley has a new sound board she is trying out. We discuss duvets, question the afterlife, and curse faulty Christm

Mute Pervert - S10 E08

Dec 10th, 2020 45m 9s

We are late again, but not as late as last week, so you're welcome. We discover that we both don't eat chicken wings, and that Tara is a weirdo with a skull collection. We think we are all caught up with listener submissions.-Greg wins a Sco

The VERY Late Show - S10 E7

Dec 5th, 2020 51m 42s

We are SO late, and we are SO sorry. First tangent is a big one... Less than five minutes in, and inspired by toilets. We briefly discuss the forthcoming New Year Special. Melon Buffet Master is getting insane and the points are stacking up.

Pull Your Plug Out- S10 E6

Nov 26th, 2020 45m 12s

We are a little late this week as Tara has been tied up with preparations for Thanksgiving. The words "butt plug" are said more times than eithers of us is comfortable with. Fewer entries, but still plenty of points are awarded in Melon Buffe

Melon Buffet: The Return - S10 E5

Nov 18th, 2020 51m 15s

It’s our usual shenanigans, where we discuss the tasks, but get distracted by Gargoyles and meat thermometers. Melon Buffet Master starts to turn into quite the contest, with new bonus entries really heating up the scoreboard. We establish Ch

High Heels, High Heels, High Heels - S10 E4

Nov 11th, 2020 55m 12s

Charley & Tara are both ecstatic over the USA election results. Many tangents are taken. Melon Buffet Master points are awarded.Tim Key has a new book out: He Used Thought as a WifeAlex Horne, Tim Key, & Mark Watson have invented a game an

Sneaky Pasta Tendencies - S10 E3

Nov 3rd, 2020 44m 41s

Charley and Tara spend far too much time discusses mattresses (thanks Mawaan), Melon Buffet Points are awarded, and all of the other usual nonsense.Twitter outrage over scoring: https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/reality-tv/a34525408/taskmaster-ric

Some Next-Level Sh!t - S10E02

Oct 27th, 2020 56m 37s

Charley & Tara are finally getting back into the groove and remembering how a podcast recording session works. They delve into Episode 2 of the series, with their usual tangents and asides.The first points are awarded in this series of Melon

Mystified by Your Own Balls - S10E01

Oct 21st, 2020 38m 43s

Charley & Tara would like to apologize in advance for our first episode in nearly a year. We clearly have to shake the dust off and get back into the groove after the melodramatics of us discovering there would be a new OFFICIAL Taskmaster Pod

A Champion Emerges - Melon Buffet Master Final

Nov 27th, 2019 41m 2s

Series 9 is over, so now we judge the last of the listener-submitted tasks to crown the first ever Melon Buffet Master Champion. But this is not without controversy. We also discuss the move to Channel 4, Greg's documentary hosting, Ed Reddit

Jeffrey Dahmer of the Chickpea World - S9E10

Nov 14th, 2019 48m

As we discuss the series final, Charley is repeatedly incensed by Tara. We talk neutering, drunken car naps, Disney, earl grey tea, and so much more. Plans for the final Melon Buffet Master tasks are discussed.NEW Official Taskmaster YouTube

Stop Blowing & Start Popping S9E9

Nov 6th, 2019 48m 3s

Talk at the top ranges from curling to Halloween. We zip through this week's tasks at a record pace. We discuss the rumours of Taskmaster's network shift. An excessive number of points are awarded for Melon Buffet Master.Outtake from this we

V@gina in a Shopping Trolley - S9E08

Oct 28th, 2019 50m 43s

Tara & Charley have both had a shit week, so decide to not share about their lives, yet somehow manage to ramble on for nearly nine minutes before discussing anything truly Taskmaster-related. Breakfast drinks, flamingos, spiders, and freezers

One Ring on Your Stick is Better Than None - S9E07

Oct 23rd, 2019 49m 28s

Not much going on in their lives this week, so Charley & Tara decide to do a free commercial for the Flick Chat mobile app, to try and band their tens of listeners together in one place. They both question The Taskmaster’s taste in home decor

Fruity Hilly Pushy Snappy - S9E06

Oct 16th, 2019 42m 9s

Tara has returned from her first Podcasting conference, with tales of airport drug smuggling, and getting "coked up" in Atlanta. Katherine Ryan is in studio for Katy Wix, as we go over our usual nonsense analysis of this week's Taskmaster shen

Car Crash Underwear - S9E05

Oct 11th, 2019 53m 36s

Tara has had major technical difficulties (she has gone on a coke-fueled bender in Atlanta), so we have a guest editor this week: Mico - who is a relatively new member of the Taskmaster Army (but we won't hold that against her) - find and follo

22 Stone of Prime Marbled Beef S9E04

Oct 2nd, 2019 46m 1s

This week we talk FAR too long about board games of all kinds. We extend the deadline for Points to be awarded from last week. All in all, it's our usual disaster of an episode.David's Baddiel's Favorite Family Fun Night Activity: Operation

Second Place D**k S9E03

Sep 29th, 2019 49m 17s

After missing one week, we behave like it's their first time making a podcast. In addition to analyzing the tasks, we talk about drinking, play-doh explosons, and second-hand sex aids for sale on Facebook. We also award the first points in Mel