Happy "Fuck Christopher Columbus" Day everyone! We're kicking off the show with a focus on how we're voting, and the reveal that one of our panel has already voted! Can you guess who?

Thankfully, Disney+ won't be giving the Mulan treatment to 'Soul,' which will release on 12/25 at no additional cost!

In darker news, the FBI thwarted an attempt to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan by a group of 45 apologists.

Trump's doctor has cleared him to return to public engagements, but recent interviews are making us all question his health.

In a first for our lifetimes, there will not be three Presidential debates. Trump's refusal to participate in a virtual debate should have us all further questioning his readiness to lead.

If the GOP wanted to prioritize another stimulus package before the election, could they actually make it happen?

There's no doubt this pandemic has been a shit show, but we want to highlight the products, media, and food that is getting us through this!

Since Yelp is reportedly going to be flagging pages of businesses accused of racism, we take a dive into our own history with Yelp.

This week's Surprise Bitch! victim is Caleb, and Caleb is prepared AF. Has a voting plan, is vaccinated, and awaiting Andrew's review of Vegas before considering a move there.

We've got some fun recommendations this week! The Weakest Link is returning to NBC (Andrew), Trade Joe's Pumpkin Spice coffee (Pam), and Phasmophobia (available on Steam) (Laura).

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And in this week's installment of After Dark:

It's a Patrons' exclusive Confessional Palooza! Our Patrons sent in their most burning confessions, and we read and react LIVE!

Don't let our screwed up culture make you feel bad about being a virgin or not.

Have any of us ever gotten a nastygram from our internet service providers about torrenting?

A tale of willingly getting chlamydia "for the dick."

We commiserate over the struggles of weight management and disordered eating.

The panel learns about a special kind of kink!

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