This time, we welcome one of our very first listeners ever to the show. The man, the myth, the legend: special guest, Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin!

Can you ride a bike?/ an outlier for a lot of things (1:20)/ an untold story of the bike (3:20)/ The Tomato Throw (6:50)/ “Playboy” Tommy Thompson (13:00)/ Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin (13:46)/ getting listeners is like trying to dig out of Shawshank (19:41)/ how did Doug meet his wife (22:06)/ Doug’s old school online dating adventures (29:10)/ Stalker technology (30:46)/ Tommy’s afraid of 2,000 people (35:00)/ The return of Funnel Cloud Charles (43:34)/ What’s the worst podcast you’ve ever listened to? (47:22)/ Doug produces the show (50:06)/ “Kickstart My Heart” makes you drive fast (53:30)/ Trump’s Hamberders (56:27)/ the worst online date that Doug ever had (59:42)/ Chicken in waffles in Atlanta (1:05:00)/ the Dukes of Hazzard and censoring the General Lee (1:07:00)/ Millenials hate Seinfeld (1:11:30)/ Fyre festival and Instagram (1:13:00)/ Catfish of America (1:18:00)/ rock pop and hip-pop (1:20:00)/ The 12 Labors of Funnel Cloud Charles (1:28:00)

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Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com