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Murder the Internet

Murder the Internet

A Comedy podcast
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Murder the Internet

Murder the Internet

Murder the Internet

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Murder the Internet

Murder the Internet

Murder the Internet

A Comedy podcast
 1 person rated this podcast
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We're BACK...... again. I mean since the last time we were back..... again. Today we talk about Donald Trump's hatred of John McCain's boat, Tom Hanks and his secret area rug factory, abortion, ball stench, thimbles, thumb babies, and Barabba
I dont need my gat cause i got my rainbow
We're BACK and so EDGY and IN YOUR FACE!!! BRETT KAVANAUGH AND THE N-WORD, AMONGST VARIOUS OTHER WORDS......... like the X-word. Hell, it's an online tribute to the entire alphabet! But not numbers, oh no, I hate numbers.
Jonathan and I, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, discuss the subtle nuances behind skeleton rape, the Buttfucking King, and Saint Peter.
John McCain you are a terrible human being and I will GET MY REVENGE ON YOU!!! FOR DYING.
Imagine... a planet where Jesus did not evolve... a Planet of the Jesuses. Jesi. Whatever. Also: how big was Noah's Ark, why space is dumb, capitalism, nanobots, geometry, 9/11, and how elderly people are useless.
This is, by far, the dumbest podcast ever. In it we explore such topics of counting calories, being Jonathan Weir, water, Hillary Clinton building a wall of uranium, Niels Bohr, Neil Armstrong, eating couches, corn atoms, underwater Jesus, Ses
What are hens? What are steer? We don't know, but we try to get rich making our own ASMR recording, list every single food ever created, do some hip hopping, and I'm pretty sure at least one of us dies towards the end.
Prepare yourselves... for the scariest story ever told... the CURSE of the WITCH'S MATTRESS!
RICK AND MORTY FANS ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT FANS IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY!!! Also autistic doctors, fish doctors, witch doctors, witch witch doctors, Death Wish doctors, and I can't even remember what else, despite the fact I just finished e
In this amazingly incredible episode, we tackle racism, the issue of kneeling in the NFL, how to make football safer and more exciting, inquire about the status of clothing sales during the afterlife, Detroit (in general, also repeatedly), and
Well, this one was uploaded just a little late. Topics include the impending Florida hurricane, me making fun of Baked Alaska on Twitter (which ultimately resulted in my account being suspended), It, clowns, meat from pickup trucks, suicide, b
I nearly DIE when my brain breaks down (yes, again) and I begin suffering from the incurable disease: MUMMIES ON MY MIND! Then we move to TV show theme songs and talk about various insane bullcrud neither of us had absolutely ANY intention of
The Lifetime Network! Cancer! Gluing eyeballs on top of your eyeballs! Abusing women! Abusing men! Getting sick! Building a Mexican wall from tombstones! So much more!
Supermarket Sweeps, Nickelodeon GUTS, Who Doesn't Want to be a MIllionaire, "Oh God, I Lost: The Game Show," "Who Wants to Marry an Elf King?", how to not tread on snakes, Garden Hoes, Game of Thrones, Sean Hannity, Star Wars, T-Mobile sucks, "
How to win every argument on the internet. Also Go-Bots, Transformers, racism, sexism in video games, Jonathan killing his own children, rebuilding Confederate statues, and WALLY GEORGE! Also sorry about my croaky voice, I was sick as a bucket
Carnies, eating funnel cakes with your ass, aging, Bill Cosby, baseballs made of human faces that can turn invisible or into leaves, having the right ideas.
An in-depth, riveting look at all your favorite fast food mascots from the 80s! Mac Tonight! Spuds MacKenzie! The Noid! A Sentient Talking Glove That Knows All Your Secret Fetishes! Cool Spot! Also throwing coathangers at women and removing yo
War! Death! Crime! Battles! Um, skirmishes! We cover the history of war, assuming the history of war starts at the Revolutionary War and ends at 9/11, which we CONCLUSIVELY prove was done by Al Roker and Woody Harrelson. Also 700 obligatory
Everything you EVER wanted to know about Dr. Who! Also Critters, Ghoulies, falling down the stairs, Britishvania, Catholicism, and racists! Also some other stuff but I already forgot it, sorry
In this action-packed, exciting episode, we talk about food, Batman the cannibal, the truth about trees (they do not exist), Texans, socialism, Chinese students worshipping Ghost Dad, and vaginas.
This is either our greatest or worst podcast ever. In it we discuss superheroes, albinos, wiccans, Italians, The Human Apple, Todd Starnes fighting against the War on Christmas, and cat piss.
A dirty episode about sex. Also Hitler, Einstein, ants, dolls, the Statue of Liberty from Ghostbusters 2, Chucky, evolution, time travel, Teddy Ruxpin, Star Wars.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE 80s? THE 1980s? WE DO. And, how surprising, it turns out it was much crummier than we thought! Captain N, Atari 2600, Zima, stupid wood paneling... all that crud.
Learn all about religion and how Abraham Lincoln was in the Bible! Space dinosaurs, wooden teeth, Noah's ticks, the origins of the universe, the greatest asshole in the universe. Listen now and save your stupid soul!
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