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this guy lot of resist which are

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you guys. Use. A knife us in

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as if he fits the bar for me

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Earth day that you know they always get

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percent with a meadow and everyone else gets

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for say it's the most in most improved

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player in Sunderland tamer that it has no

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one at that moment that. You

11:12

months ago I thought I was. That's

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classified as. A

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Jihad by the group last address at

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us as a. So

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just depends how you perceive things

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sports section was a. Zoo.

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another reason child is Italian for yeomans

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hit your most may turn out that

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the most improved player in any team.

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of them. While. I'm saying what

11:44

it says to me as you are

11:46

all good All of you said see

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a good crowd see you get started

11:50

you even better than that. You.

11:52

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zero or ahead of them you can believe in that

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era is built. it isn't as your head that's the

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thing because of. The proof lab it doesn't

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make you my name of the best fire

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last year a new improved more than everyone

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good i'm I'm just fine arts we we

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get plasma. In a your inner

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of the best players say top three. And.

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be the best law. You're. Going to get plasma. Whereas.

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player a you could be one them as

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improved player is basically. I.

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you go down a lot listeners right now that one

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kid you know though is golf said she would not

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know you know it's goods. Trophies

13:03

when. Politic. Is the best was

13:05

is when I was I agree that is. If

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I'm honest, Or. Six one

13:09

it to. But. possibly three seasons and

13:12

arose his dollars if of most or sikhs

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elite level though day but I think I think

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it's with duty of it you see metal. Knives,

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in the premier league though when day

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he'd love to see it like was

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what it is early seasons sold yet

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ruthless and and thing as you called say that

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consider the as I repay it was a negative

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award. Now suddenly you're not a subset of Contradict

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In a pillow Paul. So that actually being

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a really really com surplus, that's the end

14:24

of the season. You. Know how

14:26

every club has an awards? That's concept.

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press has been up and but with

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less cancer. every club and pizza. And

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said slight yeah thing is that

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perspective from you guys will award

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most improved most improved player for.

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award to that player and to see what I

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call around of and discover new like

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to. This city has changed the you've

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seen subsection were. There. To give

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it to Chelsea example. Is.

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The new and improved or this is this.

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there is and is there really is use

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them of plays an old out of money

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and I will that looks almost. Point.

15:22

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from the start seasons though. Yeah.

15:28

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this. Are centrist more from

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clubs? a couple that has no can

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such on the So Susan and do

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that know by your thoughts on this

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most improved player Have some yeah okay

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brought up costs. You have two questions

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for you hear most iconic super sub

15:45

moments in for western. says.

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15:55

forests. Was. In the same

15:58

season the Commandant embassy. The.

16:01

Same Season. That was when he kind

16:04

of cemented himself as a super super

16:06

of yeah, Assess

16:08

our side most iconic supercell the

16:10

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16:13

When haven't shared of Also came on. I.

16:16

Was out was on believe wanna like

16:18

I have ever witnessed? It's another. Or

16:21

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16:23

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16:26

he. He's. A He's a

16:28

legend. In live who focus on

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size a lot and purely down so.

16:32

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16:35

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16:37

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basket like a winner against Everton the

16:41

most. Yeah Hobbies? Really? that was yeah

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all. But. Then that's what

16:45

made him so exciting to watch him come

16:47

on line when you the galvanized stop sinister

16:49

role as you to survive of as you

16:51

know because I am of when i when

16:53

I was a have been have to call

16:56

a lot when I came online you could

16:58

feel like. Such. A

17:00

system like the the crowds because

17:02

they did. They. Thought coast vet

17:04

gone. As you know, I think

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of. A did I did food out

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17:11

had scored on still be but like cause we'd

17:13

start. Set. Of old a slow

17:15

build up play. read or write com o will lose

17:17

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17:20

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record of methods when journey I'll say it

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allows it in a even the he looks

17:26

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another said are often come on and that

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kind of retreat Boss and. Those

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are the way it it galvanizes the crowd

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17:39

so that not sense that's when you coming

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on as a substitute your say making that

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noise which them probably affects the. The.

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well I. Was hey

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we got reason I saw

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it as says another nine

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via Rosa Meller Oh nineteen

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thanks again it's hot suicide. By.

20:21

Some there's another hillside south, I'm some.

20:24

And. I'm. Also said of his

20:26

just sent off from being will where you

20:28

want as a substitute than and them suits

20:30

his aunts and uncles south. Of

20:33

have to do get angry Saw the

20:35

light is earth. Of and Bellamy

20:37

was a kind of good case for that

20:39

because he was just. Look

20:43

what? Babu as you get sucked on. This

20:46

is the worst. One of the worst things as

20:48

an acceptance years of football is surely you get

20:50

subbed on. and then subbed

20:52

off subsides old light switch us

20:54

notice the lights I have ah

20:57

this is a such as a

20:59

general of. Was

21:02

a house is our lives. Good

21:05

night's rest The analyze it is

21:07

very rare thought degrade a half

21:09

or so. degrading. And

21:11

about the night the western I can happen for

21:14

Bill Cosby said idea what is the worst that

21:16

is the worst since a already a result tactical

21:18

Adidas or is that to go So yeah yeah

21:20

like it so if it's if it's like you

21:22

just been that us when you say what you

21:24

get here lies lies you someone a softer than

21:27

is a very top and you get broth let

21:29

us know if I'll knock on help yet but

21:31

if is thought you come on your side shit

21:33

a new to improve off again for references Ah

21:35

another woman once a week with it became a

21:37

loaded go for that. By.

21:39

Saying a light switch is the

21:42

her. The by is is is

21:44

not bicycle happens when he was is not us

21:46

even if you see the manager trying to explain

21:48

it to the playa. Playa doesn't ever

21:50

looked like a having any. Have a nice. Boot

21:53

move your experiences be this of sincere

21:55

be opposed months back much mixed bag

21:58

really. I remember. I'm.

22:01

Coming. On school whose homes the debt coming on

22:03

I think that a slut. pretty soon as we

22:06

sit there the album Aston Villa figures or first

22:08

appearance him up in says in a weekend away.

22:10

And. And I was angry. Does.

22:12

Wednesday almost a result for it's nuances

22:14

between well the know like how much

22:17

it meal me some. We could start

22:19

tomorrow scored and ah but a solemn

22:21

as well. Ever since home Conan scored

22:23

but they miss the ones that on

22:25

them swell. And zone awesome. So

22:27

when you come on and it's crazy. And.

22:30

In organized to come on. the was more

22:32

of a case of to into boxing guess

22:34

ago or just you don't Come on the

22:36

seafront that back line sure things are so

22:38

many that much joy. Your.

22:40

We don't come on fucked up and there's

22:42

been a copper. They were given free seats

22:45

away. Stoke was one of them. Up

22:47

and co op and couple of times as though. And.

22:50

It's all kinds of moink are in. Common

22:52

on him. I mean spotlights

22:54

normally can trust him. A frame on

22:57

member the stoke one against Qpr. Give

22:59

a free six. Why are so the

23:01

box? And I scored from any

23:03

know lot the whole build up to

23:05

the free to kissing scene I'm just

23:07

I'm facing school places for new scored.

23:09

Gonna I score new friends a substitute?

23:11

There won't be right. Because the

23:14

glass of light whether bollocks also eighty

23:16

minutes to went up. Of. A

23:18

new come on and. By. Them states was

23:20

was the most common thing a manager says seeing

23:22

you know when you wayne the come on as

23:24

a substitute and of say understand is a blow

23:26

beds had sex as the fun out there is

23:28

there. Is at the same old

23:30

cliched stuff? Is there something that my blood

23:33

back stronger? ask? Stuff fails size it yesterday.

23:35

live in Bahram like a female just sides

23:37

of a like a winners of the Beds

23:39

from Georgia. Results about the British his villa

23:41

they would come up with. you do when

23:43

is it going to They. He. Will

23:45

either on the classes or like. Olive

23:49

oil on the bench here but I'm still kind

23:51

of still. Doesn't make you feel like I'm going

23:53

of wins again to the your eyes and light.

23:56

If you do is whoa Authorities I

23:58

always have me at this is. His

24:00

goodbye with Philip How modern. Scored like the

24:02

winners and stuff. A nice. Does.

24:04

Not bad and us into my career.

24:07

Average. To say to me. Of a

24:09

female with the com I was on the bench against those

24:11

is he a be scored the like. He

24:14

added she goes well had like actually will. You

24:17

feel great that he likes it or it

24:19

gets a h way Saving yourself score goals

24:21

that of was so good about his thought

24:23

it for spotted optimizers. So

24:26

we do As I saw, I saw it. As

24:30

welcome to the staff Fall. Back

24:34

on what I submit, a bear delaware

24:36

not alive of against the didn't start

24:38

a fair isle at different ones to

24:40

choose The accuser like a glow was

24:42

before before coming to school over was

24:45

coming on such as you know, To

24:47

show things up it would be cases the months. the

24:49

majority of it was lights. says.

24:51

John is satisfying as you thought we'd love

24:53

and I was put an assessment is thought

24:55

up yet to to on there and it's

24:57

someone first lot first complementary. tend to guess

24:59

cari get the crowd coming. Soon.

25:02

To thirty five regarded. As

25:05

a pseudo sake of authority to see that

25:07

harrys a horse or he was absolutely zilch

25:09

nada as eyes eyes The result is overzealous.

25:12

A six them off that silly like as

25:14

he says he was buzzing. will he hurries

25:16

his veto? I could say what are. So.

25:19

Good. The service on the but is on the

25:21

workbench. It was some. Other as a

25:23

fellow beyond them but since beyond the

25:25

most i've done some of our and

25:28

mars rover with that was doing so

25:30

these guys have never seen to satisfy

25:32

spot for all a of as greece

25:34

but if we lose it'll say some

25:36

of our eyes has been visited by

25:38

isn't the by. Cities and

25:40

barrage Earth is Saddam took sportsmen

25:42

a D V say that is

25:44

good in that list. And.

25:46

Is don't up to says rush doesn't the barrage

25:49

of the I says that god the disease get

25:51

the lists. Are A because.

25:54

He said. He. Said Sondra that

25:56

sounds to spot the center. Of

25:58

sits below of it was done. And

26:00

he goes up and he turns around and he starts chatting to

26:02

him. He goes, are you Shake-em-up

26:05

Harry? And he goes, no way. Does

26:07

that mean no way? That is incredible.

26:09

Unreal. So then he calls, he talks

26:11

to that. Shake-em-up Harry.

26:13

Shake-em-up Harry. Oh, you know. Shake-em-up.

26:15

Get on there and shake him

26:17

up. Yeah, well, that's you, he

26:19

says. Shake-em-up says. Shake-em-up. We've

26:22

talked about some of the sort of

26:24

negative substitutions that can happen, i.e. Subdon,

26:27

Subdof. What

26:30

was the other one? Getting sent

26:32

off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Getting sent off

26:34

as well. It's up there with

26:36

the favorite substitutions to see happening.

26:39

The referee sub, which

26:41

is just always a joy. Always makes the always. Oh, and the

26:43

crowd pleads. It's so fun. It's

26:46

great. Or a goalkeeper

26:48

substitution as well for some reason piques my

26:50

interest. So long, doesn't it? Well, the way

26:53

they put on their clothes and everything, on

26:55

the bench, it's like they're so unprepared for

26:57

it. It's all frantic, cutting to get gloves

27:00

on. It's like, I don't know.

27:02

It's like you've been

27:04

caught at someone else's wife's house or something.

27:06

You're trying to get your clothes on as

27:08

quickly as possible. Get

27:10

out the window. I

27:13

don't know if I've ever thought of it like that. Oh,

27:16

my god. Where's my socks? I'm

27:19

out. Gloves. Next

27:21

time I see a keeper, come on. I'm going to

27:23

be thinking. He's

27:25

trying to climb down the forest gate. That's

27:30

brilliant. It does look like that. Doesn't it?

27:32

Like that, yeah. And even then they run on

27:34

it is they run on fast. Don't know if they're running away.

27:37

So, we'll look out for

27:39

that now. Hi,

27:43

guys. This is a little bit of a

27:45

call to arms. I've realised that Ben Foster

27:47

is a goalkeeper and he's got

27:50

more subscribers than us. On

27:52

YouTube, it's an absolute disgrace, really. We're planning

27:54

on being as big as Mr Beast. And

27:57

if you haven't subscribed, then you're a

27:59

creeper. the car and I

28:02

can't condone that. So please get in

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touch, hit subscribe and make

28:06

us as big as Mr Beast or at least bigger

28:08

than Foster. So

28:11

we're talking substitution. The most iconic one

28:14

that never happened was the Cup

28:16

Final, Chelsea, Kepper and Caballero. And

28:18

that was purely down to him

28:20

coming off. He's going no. He

28:23

went down injured but then there was a

28:25

thought of are they bringing him on to

28:27

save penalties because he'd done so well in

28:30

previous and just refused.

28:35

Just to think I'm not coming off.

28:37

Sorry, went mad and he stormed down

28:40

a tunnel. He come back. He was

28:42

living away, living. What is

28:44

the actual technical rule on this?

28:46

So if you refuse the substitution,

28:49

they can't change up the pitch. What you

28:51

do just like pin him down the stretcher.

28:53

You can't

28:56

physically remove a player, can you? Surely.

28:59

It's not what I said to me,

29:02

right? Your numbers up, you go like

29:04

bollocks. What can they do? I think

29:06

they can. I think there must

29:09

be a time frame on it and then the other team will

29:11

just go ref. Can the ref insist that

29:15

you leave the pitch? Yeah, probably must be

29:18

able to. Otherwise, you can send you off. I

29:22

would love to know that. That's what I'm trying to

29:24

say is can the ref, so if

29:26

you continue to refuse, you're just like, no, no, no.

29:28

So the manager then goes to the ref and says,

29:31

well, I want him off. But surely the ref can't

29:33

send you off because if you got sent off, then

29:38

the substitute can't come on. You're

29:41

down to 10 minutes. They've been in his team now, they're

29:44

only completely. But this is what I

29:46

mean. That's why I don't think unless

29:48

what I'd love to know is, is

29:50

there an actual rule that says the

29:52

ref can give you a red card? Therefore,

29:55

you're not going to stay on the pitch for time wasting

29:58

that you're not going to stay on because you're. team will

30:00

go down to 10 men. So

30:02

the sub won't happen and you've shit-outs them.

30:05

Or is it a case that maybe

30:09

this rule doesn't exist that the substitution

30:11

can only happen by a complicit

30:14

player crossing across that line. Yeah,

30:16

like at that point the

30:18

transaction happens. You

30:22

have to be complicit. Yeah, because I

30:25

mean, what would happen if

30:27

a player says no? Who

30:30

I think because in that example there,

30:32

I do think the manager was kind

30:34

of fucked. They didn't know what to

30:36

do. It completely undermines

30:38

the manager. You're in big trouble

30:40

if that happens. I don't think if it was me

30:43

as a manager, I don't think you play for me

30:45

again. No, you can't disrespect on such a global scale

30:47

like that. It never happened. Is it in a final

30:49

though? You getting disrespected like that. Yeah,

30:53

it is bad. Isn't it? Talking of positives without

30:55

being a sub. I've actually got an

30:57

assist from

31:00

warming up. From

31:02

warmth, you weren't even on the pitch. It

31:05

was at Villa Park. I think it was Villa

31:07

versus Hull City. We

31:10

sort of put one down the channel. I

31:12

can't believe it was the keeper. The keeper thing

31:14

come out. I was

31:17

warming up, kick the ball out, was off the pitch.

31:19

I grabbed the ball, give it to Gabi

31:21

Bono. I think he threw it into Milly straight away

31:23

and then he balled it into the goal. Everyone

31:25

comes to celebrate. Everyone comes to celebrate. Yeah.

31:29

And the crowd like, well done, Siles! Siles,

31:31

well done, Siles! I

31:36

think he might be better than me

31:38

at the old, the old impressions there.

31:41

That was a bit of a failure. That

31:43

was a bit of a failure. Oh, Siles! Sile, Siles! But

31:48

you were just in the right place at the right

31:50

time. That's what it was. You know what, that's what

31:53

they always say. But you know, you've got to be

31:55

there, haven't you? Yeah, I made an impact. You did

31:57

make an impact, which makes me think, should you not

31:59

be? If you're being paid

32:01

by a football club to be playing for

32:03

the club right and you're a finisher shouldn't

32:08

you be sent

32:11

out to be around the pitch getting the

32:13

extra ball boy getting involved because to be

32:15

fair they've got a goal out of it

32:18

from you. You know the rule

32:20

now isn't there? It didn't rule change where you

32:22

had to go the other way to the linesman

32:24

right? Yeah. Because so you have

32:26

the linesman there and then you have to sub to

32:29

the other side because if you loads of times you'd

32:31

be on the linesman just going fucking shit to Susan

32:33

that line though. You're just eating their

32:35

ear constantly like he's well on side you know just

32:37

constantly I remember a few managers sending

32:39

you out and you'd be out

32:41

there going that was fucking shit. Yeah.

32:46

Yeah he sent out. He turned around

32:48

and said you fucking get down there and tell

32:50

him to line them up. And then you've got

32:52

to ping down and go and have a word

32:54

with him. What about

32:56

so okay so let's look at

32:58

slightly more alternative management styles here.

33:02

How many subs are there on the bench? There's let's

33:04

say there's so many now. There's so

33:06

many now. It changes every week. Well let's just

33:08

say there's six. You can have five stuff. You

33:10

can have five stuff. You can bring on five.

33:12

Yeah bring on five but there's a cast of

33:14

hundred but let's just say there's six people on

33:16

the bench right just for the sake of this.

33:19

And they've got to be on the opposite side

33:21

to the linesman but on both sides of the

33:24

pitch there's two opposites there right. So you could

33:26

if you wanted to put your players to work

33:28

put three out on one side of the pitch

33:30

kind of look for an assist like you had said

33:32

and three out on the other side of the pitch.

33:35

I think as a fan that would be great to see. Yeah

33:39

but all you do is stand out

33:41

there the whole time. Oh as soon as the ball

33:43

comes out straight straight boys are there for. But the

33:45

dude in the top of the app and the Spurs

33:47

and Jose Mourinho got the kid in. Exactly.

33:51

So the subs over there then they can just chill when

33:53

the heated seats and they needed you in that moment. The

33:57

kind of person I was, you know. I

34:00

don't be launching dirty. Whoop it up. There

34:02

once was the as the role of conduct

34:04

was the Pcc. my a boat was busy

34:07

to see him he has so they. Were.

34:09

Is whoop it up think it was choses a fry we

34:11

were was a thrive in the as gives it gives a

34:13

free hit. right? Wise right

34:16

where we will rub. So. As

34:18

is, warm enough people in the pits

34:20

into space to both and accountable, but

34:22

Alphaville got one. Side

34:24

and the locker isn't a non already.

34:26

Arena joy, I'm good. Six hours or

34:29

so? Yeah, Yes,

34:31

Sub Sub House Or a self

34:33

hauser? Yes, out of it. He.

34:35

says fear sexual up I did

34:38

you find the whole of bird

34:40

seen. As a as assault. Is

34:42

a lot where use the lights go out

34:45

a kind of to your own salsa a

34:47

real the sides and you come in. Our

34:50

seas of his on was. These

34:52

small that the whole. the whole

34:54

stop whole first started desperate cause you just

34:57

as much wars the people are still and.

35:00

I. Like. It. You

35:02

just don't run at all for for like. The

35:05

each day so hydrated and constantly keep

35:07

dozens and if it. Is

35:09

but when you woman on there we will will

35:11

will just have run an old son. Of

35:14

that on a. Cross the mouse

35:17

not for a piss. Iran is Gov.

35:19

With. my gf of them know a little

35:21

bit societies have from his to say

35:23

because if i had rounds that i

35:25

was a.there isn't a sitter or of

35:27

a sudden.various alive he says oh i'd

35:29

be there was will blow reload leverage

35:31

of were of of of says run

35:34

into a watch the. Lot

35:36

of that the free Voyager bought. A.

35:42

Riot Act. I have eyes off the

35:44

like I go either way. Chinese are

35:46

they called Buckeyes and I've heard that

35:48

a hopeless Fargo local that us as

35:50

author we owed I heard I. have

35:58

read books It's not

36:00

a long, it's only a couple of minutes, but still. The

36:07

grand national happens when the merch is on, isn't it, on

36:09

a Saturday? Isn't the grand national

36:11

like 3.45 on a Saturday? If

36:15

you're on the bench, you could

36:18

delay your old coming

36:20

out for the second half.

36:22

You get that rainy,

36:24

eerie thing is here when you're in the dressing room

36:26

as a sub and everyone else is

36:28

playing and the game's on outside and you feel

36:31

like you shouldn't be in the dressing room. So

36:33

if you're just, whatever, delaying the toilet tactic or

36:35

you come back into... Have

36:37

you ever done that where you've got your shirt

36:40

or you've... Fuck, I

36:42

think I get back in and get my shim pads or

36:44

shirt. I've done that, but I've always remembered before I've had

36:46

to come on. So I've pinged it back

36:48

in and got my shim pads. Do they have a

36:50

little guard on the door or can you just flow

36:52

in? No, you can just go in. There's

36:56

always someone down the tunnel. You can

36:58

pop into the away if you wanted. I

37:01

don't think so. Usually the kit man in there,

37:03

isn't there? It's usually like an assistant kit man or

37:05

a kit man that's in there all the time. But

37:08

it does feel weird when you go in there. What is

37:10

worse in that situation is when you've been

37:12

sent off and you walk in. How weird is that when you're

37:14

sitting in the dressing room, what if everyone's coming

37:16

in? That's a horrible wait.

37:18

It was like waiting for your dad to come home

37:21

from work if you've been naughty, wasn't it? Especially

37:23

if you've got pumped as well. Everyone's fuming, gathere,

37:26

then it's like on you. You

37:29

just have your head down, do you? Yeah.

37:32

I think you apologize, haven't you? It's

37:34

like putting your head down. That's

37:36

my fault. When you see players

37:38

running off down the tunnel, whether they've been sent

37:41

off or... Because they normally have a little camera

37:43

on the tunnel now, don't they? To

37:45

flick to for the TV, you seem to be

37:47

going down. There's always a fella chasing after them

37:51

in a jacket. Always.

37:53

Smash the change room. Is that what it

37:55

is? To try calm... Because you do see

37:58

them grab them, is it? Yeah,

38:00

yeah. Yeah. Be like just to make sure you're

38:02

all right. Anything you need. Yeah. Because

38:05

that can be a dark, lonely place. It's

38:07

almost like a summer. And then it's like it's

38:09

just like someone someone just runs down

38:11

and goes like, OK. Yeah.

38:14

Chasing off to the player. I always just think

38:16

it's a funny little bit of the game. Watching

38:18

the fella in a suit jacket

38:21

chasing after an

38:23

elite player who's running down the tunnel is

38:26

like a shit race. Yeah,

38:28

you're right. Yeah. Did you ever have

38:30

a certain seat? You

38:33

saw the bench. Well, towards

38:35

the end, towards the end, I was pretty. Did

38:37

you go last March and get up? Yeah, there was

38:40

a few of those. Yeah, they should have retired that

38:42

seat for you. Yeah. The stoked ones. I

38:46

started a lot of games there, you know, as well. Towards

38:49

the end, there was a lot of

38:51

substitute appearances. Is it a stoked where

38:53

the brand sponsored the headrests and the

38:55

people behind couldn't see the players. The

38:57

headrest just went in the end of

38:59

the overall for the club. They

39:01

were sponsored the headrests. Obviously, we need to go to the manager.

39:03

You will see that it was like a sponsored headrest. And

39:07

then you couldn't see

39:09

a thing if you were on the back row of the thing

39:11

because the headrests were like there. You're like, so

39:13

you had to just take them off and then all the sponsors were

39:15

kicking off. What I mean, but the

39:17

fans needed to see, right? Or was it

39:19

because you're on the bed? The players. You

39:21

got all the seats. Yeah, we couldn't see.

39:24

Yeah. That's ridiculous.

39:26

Here's a question for you, boys. What

39:28

one match in football history would you

39:30

like to be subbed into? What

39:33

questions? Yeah, that is good. Like, obviously, you'd

39:35

pick you'd pick one that's like

39:38

an unbelievable. I imagine coming on half

39:40

time in each time ball. Yeah, I think

39:42

that would be that would be up there for me. I

39:45

reckon I would pick that. But

39:47

having said that, I would I would come

39:49

on earlier in the final I played in

39:51

Athens in 2007. Oh,

39:53

come on. And I probably got about 15, 20 minutes.

39:57

I'd like to come on off in

39:59

the sea. Are we assuming that the

40:01

result would play out the same? So

40:03

is the other spin on this that you have

40:05

to pick a game that actually you would like

40:08

to come in to? I've

40:10

got a reverse one. I'd like to have been subbed off. I

40:16

have to be there. Hull versus Pullen

40:18

versus Hull. Neil, Neil, we're half-timed. And then

40:20

we lost 6-0. So we'd

40:22

love to have come off half-timed. Would you

40:24

say that one? Little Niggle. Hello, little Niggle.

40:27

Archery, Neil, Neil. Archery, boy, he lost. Yeah.

40:30

Wow. Yeah, 6-in-the-second half.

40:33

Yeah, I think coming on in that, Ithi

40:36

Stanboy, we liked being a man like when he

40:38

came on and explained what that

40:40

was like. Yeah. Like

40:42

nothing else. Because you're on the road

40:44

to nothing, aren't you, as well? We're like, if the

40:46

chips are down, what can get worse?

40:48

No. Can't get much worse than that, can it? If you

40:50

come on, I bet then if you

40:53

get the one at that moment when he scores a

40:55

winning penalty, it's called a penalty. It's called a penalty.

40:58

You know, that would be special. Yeah, you

41:00

got to be one where there's a trophy

41:02

at the end. They don't

41:04

come much bigger than that. And game, in that game

41:06

as well. Not really many World Cup

41:08

games, is there? There's been... And

41:11

I'm just trying to think, like, you can

41:13

only say about England, really. And that was

41:15

only 66, really. I

41:17

wouldn't want to play in any tournament that you haven't

41:20

won it. Yeah. And

41:22

that's what you're saying, Sids, though, that you

41:24

can lose as

41:26

a team 6-0, but still come out

41:28

looking good by being substituted at the right

41:30

time. So if it's 0-0,

41:33

you come off and go on

41:35

to lose 6-0, you weirdly, despite

41:37

the terrible result, look amazing to the manager. The discussion

41:39

in the pub's after is like, what did he take

41:41

Sids for? Yeah, can't take Sids for. I mean, look

41:43

what happened. What happened, boy? It's

41:46

like... There's so many times where

41:48

you haven't played and the team's got pumped,

41:51

and then everyone starts asking the questions. You're

41:54

on the phone-ins after the game. It's like,

41:56

well, we just need, you know, crouches injured.

41:58

We've got to ask questions. He's an manager.

42:02

Queen's eating back. He's still having fun, yeah,

42:04

fucking right. Can't wait to be

42:06

back. You've never been tempted to either

42:10

yourself or a mate of yours

42:12

phone into a talking just

42:15

to kind of get a bit of hype. Just to

42:17

like boost yourself. Perhaps would have made all the difference.

42:20

Yeah, I'm ready for my dad's day. I

42:23

literally, I could, I certainly,

42:25

my old man would have done that. At least

42:27

the text into a radio station. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

42:29

yeah, 100%. I know he was on

42:31

a few fans forums just kind of like, we

42:34

should have, not a much. When's Crouch bit? He'll

42:39

make all the difference. While

42:43

we're talking Paddy Power, have we all

42:45

seen the Brazilian Ronaldo ads? It's

42:48

gone massive on social, this thing.

42:50

Incredible. So, am I right? And

42:53

I guess if you haven't seen this, you need

42:55

to check it out to think now that Brazilian

42:57

Ronaldo has replaced you as their official ambassador. You

42:59

know what, right? I

43:02

saw that and I said, I know the lads that

43:04

did the ad. I've done loads of stuff with them

43:06

before. And I was like, any chance?

43:08

So, I mean, like me being involved in that

43:10

one. With Ronaldo. Did you know it was happening?

43:12

No, I had no idea. It just came out.

43:14

I was like, oh, I've been shithoused. Because

43:17

we, on this podcast, obviously, we

43:20

had Kim Jong Un, you know,

43:22

Elton John, which we've managed to do, by the way.

43:25

And I could have had my hands on Ronaldo for a

43:27

pick. That's all we needed, wasn't it? Yeah. Absolutely

43:30

stitched up. They didn't get in touch with me at all.

43:33

So, I see this and he turned up in

43:36

a white limo. Strolled

43:39

across the pitch in the Sunday League

43:41

club in Essex. And

43:45

one of the players took his hat off as

43:47

well and he had the haircut on

43:49

the front. And he said, I would think of

43:51

this. And he said, you're going to get divorced.

43:54

And he said, yeah, but it's Ronaldo.

43:56

Now, the other one's the player. My

43:58

God. So, apparently, he flew in. directly

44:00

from Sao Paulo came straight to it

44:04

was the Sports and Social Club in in

44:06

Romford Essex yeah

44:09

Phoenix FC so was it a real game apparently

44:11

a real game yeah was it actually a real

44:13

game Rinaldo was unable to overturn

44:16

a five nil deficit they

44:18

do the substitution for now the whole way

44:21

through the managers giving him like don't want

44:23

to give away what happened he's the fellow

44:25

I know the manager oh really yeah and

44:27

he he kind of does does

44:30

those ads I think he's the

44:32

manager well you know the manager that was in

44:34

the old man so he said he dragged him

44:37

off after a cameo of 10 minutes

44:40

and they said he wasn't tracking back yeah

44:42

yeah and he gets subbed off on this

44:44

thing and then he's like I'm lucky yeah

44:46

it's Rob we were actually like he's involved

44:49

big shout out to Rob right he's involved

44:51

with Paddy Power and he goes

44:54

what was the quote again look

44:56

alive Rinaldo how's

45:00

the quote come on

45:02

Rinaldo look alive Ronnie

45:05

don't come up Ronnie

45:14

all right great we're getting to a few messages

45:16

shall we yeah got one here from Matt legends

45:18

I was in my local pub the other day

45:20

and I saw a frame pitch and picture of

45:22

Crouchy and Rio Ferdinand on the wall I've

45:25

been drinking there for 15 years now and I've

45:27

only just noticed it it got me thinking I

45:29

wonder how many boozers Crouchy reckons he's featured in

45:32

probably quite a few I imagine aren't

45:35

they were quite prolific you know I've been in quite

45:37

a few over the years obviously we

45:39

know that I'm in the Sam rat and there

45:41

was one recently I was I I don't know if I told

45:43

you this story I

45:45

was watching crime watch right still

45:48

on yeah that's where

45:50

he did about I

45:53

reckon this was about three four years ago five years

45:56

ago maybe it was a while ago yeah anyway

45:58

this It

46:00

showed a picture, right? And it was like,

46:03

this fella, you know, he owned this

46:06

nightclub, he was, and it said, oh,

46:09

he used to knock about with a few stars, and

46:11

it was a picture of me and Gareth Barry with

46:14

this fella. He was like on

46:16

the run or something. No way. Yeah.

46:20

I was watching Chrome watch just popped up. So

46:24

it was like a frame photo that he had in

46:27

his office or something. The problem you have, I think,

46:29

Pete, is you can't like someone asked for a photo,

46:31

you're just going to have a photo on you. You're

46:33

not associated with the criminal in that instance, but you

46:35

look like you're endorsing him almost. Yeah. At

46:37

that time I was like, all right, I can't make this

46:39

one. Yeah. But if someone comes and

46:42

asks you for a photo, you can't ask for a seat. You

46:44

can't say that. No, not a lot of research. Have you done

46:46

a thing illegal? Yeah. Can

46:48

you just can you just let me know that, you know, yeah. Have

46:55

you all been checked out? Everything above board? Yeah. Who

46:58

was the other player? Gareth Bale, did you

47:00

say? Me and Gareth. Yeah. I can't believe it

47:02

though, but I don't want to brief me on it. I just

47:04

I just watching Chrome watch my faces on it. I

47:07

should have pixelated your face. It

47:09

feels. I'm

47:12

going to recognize them more because they had a

47:14

photo with you. Do you know what I mean?

47:16

I don't know what it was. I don't know.

47:18

I don't know what I can't remember the scenario.

47:21

I remember the. Also, if you're not

47:23

watching properly, you know, you don't always have to

47:26

fully focus on TV. And

47:28

I see crime while I'm watching crime watch and just keeping

47:30

casual. I just in case there's someone I recognize that I'll

47:32

be like, I can't know it's Peter Crouch. I'll

47:35

be on the phone. Yeah. At

47:37

least it wasn't a sketched picture.

47:40

Have you ever been sketched in

47:42

court? No,

47:44

no, that's the blinder. I don't know.

47:47

Yeah, obviously, I don't want to do anything bad

47:49

enough that I end up with the ones of

47:51

Rooney a while ago were amazing. If

47:54

I was him, I'd want a copy of that for

47:56

the for the wall. It's

47:58

still a thing, isn't it? caught sketches. And

48:01

we've talked about it on the pub

48:03

before there. You're a very specific artist

48:05

I think to do caught sketches because

48:07

they never, they never, I

48:10

think they do it on purpose don't they? It's

48:12

a bit like caricature. Yeah. I don't know, you know

48:14

we talk about this, this like pictures on the

48:16

wall, I'm just trying to think there, I know

48:18

there's a couple of pictures that I know that are

48:20

dotted around, old locals and things like that. And

48:23

there was the Holy Arms in Camden,

48:25

it's quite a famous pub, isn't it? I've got my

48:27

shirts in there. Have you?

48:29

Yeah, I've got a size shirt and they wanted to

48:31

do one of the department, sorry, they wanted a manager.

48:34

It's good that actually. He was a little fan.

48:36

I got my shirt, I was drinking there quite a bit.

48:39

Did you get three drinks for that? I

48:42

got the odd drink. I like

48:44

them quirky pubs where you can go

48:46

abroad and you can leave a lot

48:48

of, like if you're in America you leave a

48:50

dollar bill with a signature or a phrase on

48:52

there behind the bar. It's nice though, have you

48:54

been to like Scallini's Italian and you've got all

48:58

the people that have been in there over the years? Yeah, I like

49:00

it. People do pass

49:02

the pod by, we've seen

49:04

quite a lot of this travelling, they'll put like

49:06

either a sticker on there or right on the

49:08

wall. There's some bars that you write on

49:10

the wall and stuff like that. Pass the pod on it. Pass

49:12

the pod. And I do think we've thought

49:15

about this idea before around, you know,

49:17

if you do want to put a

49:20

picture of the podcast in your local

49:22

pub, they're unlikely to remove it because

49:24

there's just stuff in pubs, isn't there?

49:26

For a long period of time in

49:28

the old pub we had a foot

49:31

massager and then there was a picture

49:33

of David James Drew and we just left it in

49:36

the pub to be fair that got nicked eventually. But

49:38

we talked about it on

49:40

the podcast so we were sort of drawing attention to

49:42

it. But the foot massager stayed in there a while,

49:44

didn't it? I feel like a projector above the TV,

49:46

doesn't it? No one knew. The feet that have been

49:49

in that seat. Is the feet

49:51

good at all? All

49:56

right, I'm going to fire in if you don't mind and end

49:58

this with an 11. yeah

50:00

we love love what's the theme today please?

50:02

Blueys? Bluey 11.

50:04

From who? this

50:08

is from James oh

50:10

great I don't know how much I mean there's some here

50:12

that it starts with

50:14

Zach Stiflingo, Andy Throbertson,

50:18

Solid Campbell, obviously Steve

50:20

Sexwell's in there, obviously Shane Long, Christian

50:22

Erection I

50:29

can't say that one, Lukasz

50:31

Podolski, Chubby Akpom,

50:34

Nobby Solhardo, Gavi, Bonahor Oh

50:42

the manager's the best!

50:45

Yeah the manager's just

50:47

pale, oh

50:51

my god David Seaman was going to miss

50:53

out on this 11 as well I've

50:56

got one, the

50:59

former Chelsea player Iron

51:01

Throbbin lovely

51:04

okay it's

51:07

kind of moving into the old penis 11

51:09

that we've had previously yeah we'll

51:12

have Peter Crouch, we can bring

51:14

them all out, Rodwell, have

51:16

we had Rodwell on that? Rodwell's

51:19

nice yeah there's

51:21

plenty about, Alan Hardew thanks

51:33

for joining us on this one, long live

51:35

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