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1:00

me Peter Crouch got crystal can

1:02

sit with me today our your

1:04

job a good really good are

1:06

you guys the good weekend. Yeah.

1:08

Could weekend? Yeah you come straight from

1:10

the gym said soon so you have

1:12

little salad just before there as well.

1:15

While you're on the on the finish trials

1:17

or the zebra of things most is manageable

1:19

is a thing is if I want you

1:21

sure you can buy these you did you

1:23

know what's what's it for? I was get

1:26

suspicious around this time cause this is normally

1:28

where people get the call up float on

1:30

the leper a are are really yeah then

1:32

they wanna get fit for the jungle it

1:34

was. That was the case. More wish I

1:37

had some into gear up for. Know.

1:39

Is that really sees on it with with

1:41

was because fitness or which brings me to.

1:44

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1:46

you for this was okay to com

1:49

and fruits by this to the podcast

1:51

by by asked ah I prefer. The.

1:54

Voice of It very simple As

1:56

a as a as always I'm

1:58

not. I want. Was I

2:01

ah, a ceiling but

2:03

city about myself? And

2:06

I'm going to be honest, I've now.

2:09

Upon so much white I think is

2:11

lousy from doing this podcast. On.

2:13

The and Fargo early every that's and you

2:16

I thought myself to the want me to

2:18

do something about a are so I'll try

2:20

death but say or again. So back on

2:22

the treadmill, done more walking paint on the

2:24

united nuances the said on eight though thing

2:26

as effective as so but you gotta start

2:29

somewhere. have a zero, woke up a book

2:31

and and brothers or ends most success in

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the his his his his his such as.

2:37

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2:40

point the now listen of you're

2:42

taking positive steps. Is that this

2:44

is sponsoring him? Positives as I invited

2:46

to zero unless something in it. When

2:48

people say when people used to say

2:50

exercise is good few mentor her on

2:52

a C, I honestly thought it was

2:54

just an arrogant said person thing To

2:56

say. Those thirty grew than a cessna.

2:58

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3:00

you did it a bit. Bauza rest

3:03

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3:05

time here on our site before our

3:07

on my radar. Wanna do this by

3:09

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3:11

by only issues have to say

3:13

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3:16

it's ways you categorize walking. Philomela.

3:19

I I would force as a

3:21

mode of transport. What

3:23

we're gonna just as box but what

3:25

the point is by side zu twenty

3:27

minutes one day and as bev walk

3:29

in on there and then the you

3:32

know the idea result improves and before

3:34

too long or be you know end

3:36

of the realms of sport the my

3:38

respects because of the south present This

3:40

is about the as i said once

3:42

I saw that movie fighters to do

3:44

both as what i'm saying like this

3:46

case or jog if a guy and

3:48

us soil the right place and t

3:50

and r honestly you op of and

3:52

i used. You do type of his mother. You

3:55

are. Very. Supportive lads and then you

3:57

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3:59

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4:01

you watch t got what's his pockets now

4:03

we never saw it for the i hit

4:05

the Way So and Yell system of videos

4:07

my own i say one or other one

4:10

a cab sets of bever healthy mind tron

4:12

up a bit better be a bit less

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or thing as perfect because believe or not

4:16

you eat less. Use

4:18

seems pointless. white. Oh.

4:20

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4:24

This is it. Was watching a video. some

4:26

sign up as genius as an engine. Smaller

4:28

portions. sigh I think the main causes john

4:30

this is what your missus to talk, hide

4:32

or then. Of son find other

4:34

ways of them set. And when Mrs.

4:37

I. Got caught the same message from almost

4:39

as he's been really intelligent about this as

4:41

mm well by us but she said some.

4:47

Of the so about buying a slender time. So

4:52

she said have you thought about bottle on

4:54

things If I remember come of it was

4:56

by so we buy as you suggest it

4:58

was only i buy sell we lot but

5:00

I knew him as he sees fantasies like

5:02

seats has no use for a slender same

5:04

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5:10

you not see doing it's try be nice

5:13

may see as and they descended science. Does

5:15

get me thinking i boys. Isn't.

5:17

That I don't know how these things were

5:19

months funny as you can just where where

5:22

it and then you are White drop yeah

5:24

I mean I've seen Cristiano with that with

5:26

these on the know they're like and he

5:28

is also great Escalate pack so they must

5:31

was such as he sees the bell, the

5:33

goes round and then sends the you like

5:35

policies for your abdominals. Yeah muscles twisted. so

5:37

new office so far as into this is

5:40

that not the answer to that kind of

5:42

the perfect pasa equilibrium for people who do

5:44

a podcast where we can both sides in

5:47

calories. From the Guinness at the same

5:49

the my moment burning them off until

5:51

things move my while pumped suspected with

5:53

slender times during the scientists have to

5:56

the chair of the school yesterday was

5:58

just more should exist. The them

6:00

as a before you get in early

6:03

just sort of your death that so

6:05

so maybe next podcast. Is

6:07

there listening? They. Can tell me

6:09

with the big money for a slender

6:11

times and of I'm so we're willing

6:13

to vibe to promote them out. I

6:16

didn't want to carry on with the

6:18

conversation. so where did you go? What

6:20

was your reply? Why didn't reply? So

6:22

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6:24

a good sign when you was starts

6:26

suggesting that me deeply emotional nominees invest

6:28

in the sled decide. In

6:31

unnecessary South Asia, get my sex so

6:33

devastated Message received from your wife is

6:35

no. There. Isn't

6:37

a to sit on be nice but

6:40

that is I suppose is that scientists

6:42

about deaths of a silent them slender

6:44

signs of i am in advance notice

6:46

about it says. Of

6:51

of ever. Really a lot of less. I

6:53

know more anyway, and hopefully they'll just be

6:55

progress over next few weeks or months. Maybe

6:57

next for your spas and slender signs. But

6:59

what less that makes a big thing about?

7:02

Ah Kai Today's podcast. Was. Interesting

7:04

one because we've got. An. Amazing

7:06

guests! Who is books to appear

7:08

on this podcast right? So what we wanted

7:10

to do was gonna see the often they'll

7:12

be. I can't quite believe this is happening

7:15

recently as as as made it a step

7:17

apart. Announcement really that we are will have.

7:20

Eric Console Rom Licks wait are you turn?

7:22

How's it feel for you boys For off

7:24

or the says this is this is why

7:26

we call. The lights are in about. Have

7:29

ah memories of his up in almost for along

7:31

with and they get with amber is a was.

7:34

If I think if you had says. Guests.

7:38

Who's played football like Cp Munro out

7:40

the top oh a think sits atop

7:43

a conversation with someone who's just a

7:45

slice. The nick Bernie by his son

7:47

is fact says that although he played

7:49

for Medina it on obscene know lizard

7:51

for what slovakia are still respects it

7:53

was a mad as a player as

7:56

a as a character as you know

7:58

someone who's just. So

8:00

kind of prevalent in not error

8:02

of when. Football's. May

8:04

was but my life He was.

8:07

Possibly. The kind of best player

8:09

at that time. Ah, Would

8:11

say he was probably one the

8:14

thirsts Mavericks support becomes the premier

8:16

league. In. I wish that

8:18

personally see. That. The age

8:20

of the it had as well was may have

8:22

is just what it was watching all the premier

8:25

league as well right so slightly one the corner

8:27

league would lead see and then came over to

8:29

Monday night and this in the premier league started

8:31

on think in i'm sort of thing what what

8:34

else all been there aren't any. Had their lesson

8:36

of ninety four was that money flowed from the

8:38

butterfly free life in a fresh air so. They.

8:41

Have all been what twelve is like.

8:43

Literally the perfect time for like. To

8:46

see appliances things are not even eat

8:48

of the way. English players were obese

8:51

out on guard up with that and

8:53

it was migrants seen as Frenchmen with

8:55

his collar up. In

8:57

these Nikes yes I have a

8:59

lot even know I could say

9:02

not know this is my style

9:04

of in fact up for i

9:06

a them the earth facts see

9:08

a lot of and I'm just

9:11

go wild for is this is

9:13

our members seen him at Highbury

9:15

when. Asked of yourselves

9:17

all snow and we sit. Tickets for

9:19

the games on Young Cosimo down south

9:21

is when he first comes and as

9:23

when man united an awesome game that

9:25

so roy have read not so the

9:27

caymans that they advise Other than that

9:30

earns and. A

9:32

members constitutes. Am.

9:35

And then go nuts where the coach for was

9:38

hidden somewhere in the North Bank. And

9:40

the also buses there among else was time.

9:42

It's sorry this united buses to me down

9:44

to submit that on this one the stand

9:46

out there and be Sit there and looked

9:48

up and Eric was on my side. And

9:51

he looked down here the other year when

9:53

you to someone's eyes with a lot last

9:55

will blow each. Never he to or anyone

9:58

in that field either. Down Easy. The

10:00

not and a wink. By. Looking out a

10:02

lot but I'm a does that say

10:04

that will last and I just started

10:06

pulling Zola Real not on my thought

10:08

is just saw everything is simply was

10:10

cove feel remain just the way hold

10:12

himself. He was a kind of. An.

10:15

Amazing carrots and before a time where people

10:17

acted as characters in football to go I

10:19

mean like this was a time before a

10:22

lot is commercial deals were were in the

10:24

sport in the in the same manner and

10:26

way that they were you know when you

10:28

hear about how how it was the back

10:31

them and and people I love and yet

10:33

he was this amazing massive carrots or tude

10:35

presence would be interesting to know how he

10:37

was managed and how they did manage him

10:40

from his opinion as the rest of it

10:42

all average was will ask him by her

10:44

or member. I'm. Blame Delegates has a

10:46

story. An interview appeared in one

10:48

did a means of is as if those

10:50

I think that there was one the size

10:53

I think other. It it when

10:55

they go explains of situations loud

10:57

lovely to promo videos like some.

11:00

Like a like the music know and

11:02

I'll come over. And they said right?

11:04

So Civil Air Flights. In.

11:06

I would you want to get only

11:08

subsidy or people school multiple he said

11:11

nah but muslims as if a walk

11:13

when you arrived in pick up near

11:15

poison promise of because so I told

11:17

you He said either either place starts

11:20

at a slight. Exactly

11:22

a lot. Ah, want him to

11:24

this greatly. A. Mystery.

11:27

Sir. Liam Gallagher said. This. Fella just

11:29

turned off by op is all of that the gotten

11:31

so for completely of up seed no dealings with that

11:33

he will they want to be who's gonna turn up.

11:35

Signs. Up. Acts see the

11:38

music. The robberies will cover the house. Unbelievable

11:40

as us all around the house is that

11:42

it was doing this. Some accidents, did the

11:44

whole thing and then he was like that

11:46

was he the driver Would it in the

11:48

think. Little. Thing. And

11:51

then was lot. Celia.

11:53

A D C lot that lowers will he

11:55

went to school or lies A There was

11:57

no time and. It was don't like.

12:00

The organization of him to in there they just turn

12:02

the other than just for the is when that he

12:04

was. Thus, Far hidden

12:06

are you want Iraq to always a daily

12:08

lives we will see have a chat with

12:10

him but we should just give him a

12:12

load a quick far questions and just let

12:14

him just an opinion on a to do

12:16

have a dozen nothing slayer and or anything

12:19

a barbecues or do they had other reading

12:21

about and just go for a lie that

12:23

could be great. If

12:25

is poisoning and he still nice long

12:27

was a fucking awesome his own it.

12:30

Ah ha. Ha

12:32

yeah that was. There wasn't much further

12:34

than soon as I says still desperately

12:36

could buy me see. had the story

12:39

about where when Ryan Giggs get the

12:41

decade for the indices dinner and the.

12:44

He had no toiled. Good that's

12:46

a rowing digs. Rise first earns. Alex

12:48

Ferguson was like, you know, Get.

12:50

Socked a Type A Wholesale God it's

12:52

can Borrow Time someone said eric. Bought.

12:55

Him without filed a knows that having.

12:59

Other Last Drive kicks it of a

13:01

lot right existed at solution such a

13:03

this is whoa. There was like says

13:05

the case of managing. In. Us

13:07

a store and I heard is that is the case

13:09

of managing in a. Him because

13:11

my good Sir Liam. Sick.

13:14

of it would have split it with it's

13:16

the district village rodgers however abusive yes the

13:18

sports are you just got manageable thing as

13:20

of see what they couldn't de france in

13:22

other was he was some of it's so

13:24

much trouble with followed him around when he

13:26

was play any with the last this a

13:28

coffin for all the was told you about

13:30

my is that with a widow linked time

13:32

i have to him and in i just

13:34

love the many many is gonna was very

13:36

very young base and my mom some cheese

13:38

or never serve you israel had severe it's

13:40

so that's not true North side we have

13:42

such a recent he was a. Go a little

13:44

bit. Of. A heated space.

13:46

it wasn't a nice a semi mom

13:48

some cities and that is Sent me

13:51

a little autograph signed united same thing

13:53

on the basket said smiling this friend

13:55

still gotta in French. as

13:58

yeah me or something or that dell sense I

14:00

can't tell that's me. Sign

14:05

me. One of the two

14:07

of my little English girls. Your

14:13

mum's got it. Look

14:15

what he's doing. This is a violation of

14:18

so many different people, isn't it? Oh, dear.

14:21

But anyway, the picture in the corner

14:23

is stained with cheese. You can still

14:25

see the stain on it. And

14:27

then it's weird because I saw pictures of him at someone's wedding

14:30

and they did a guard of

14:32

honour outside and he was like Groomsman or

14:34

Best Man or something. But they did the

14:36

guard of honour with footballs. You know, like

14:38

when you wait outside the church and they

14:40

come through. I don't know if you're just about

14:42

to link that, like, innit? I know I'm

14:45

already joking, but like, how does it all come about

14:47

that? I don't know. I really

14:49

don't know. I'm sort of worried to

14:51

bring it up. Yeah, I know, I know. But

14:55

like, I genuinely actually... I will text

14:57

my mum before and just say, look, I am speaking to

14:59

him. Is there anything you want to say?

15:02

What's going on? You

15:04

know. You pretty well. She must

15:06

know something. That's peas. I've got those

15:08

on. I

15:10

think. Yes, excuse my French. We're going to

15:12

chat about Eric Hanson quite a lot this

15:14

episode. There's a bit of pod admin and

15:16

loads of questions that have been sent in as well. And

15:19

very kindly, someone has sent us in a gift. I'm not

15:21

totally sure what's going on. The guys have said, we've got

15:23

these boxes in front of us. I

15:27

think it's something to do with the decoration of our

15:29

pub. And they've sent us a few shirts. And

15:31

I've got a little bit more, obviously, as you can see,

15:33

it is a mystery. These

15:36

are great. Do you know anything about these? No. So

15:39

it's a mystery. It's basically there could be

15:41

any shirt in this box. So

15:43

we've got a box from all over the world called Mystery Jersey King.

15:45

It's it for the kids. The kids get them. So you literally, like,

15:48

get them. And then you open it and it could

15:50

be it's literally it could be anything. But

15:52

a lot of them are retro. It's quite

15:54

good. Come on. Let's hope it's exciting to

15:56

get gifts. Thank you

15:59

very much. ever sent these to us? Can

16:01

I have a shirt? Oh your

16:03

Como! Como! That's fabricated! Yeah,

16:05

that's right, yeah. Wow.

16:09

This is the 2020, the 2324 home, Siri B Como shirt. That's fabric acid.

16:14

Yeah. There's what is involved there isn't there? There

16:17

is, yeah. That's a lovely shirt. Very nice. What

16:19

have you got, Sid? That's cool. Oh God, look

16:21

at this. This is a New York Ripples MLS

16:24

2023 shirt. I mean,

16:27

if you're listening to this right now and

16:29

not watching and you know what these shirts

16:31

are, that's very new mate. Do

16:34

you hear that? Hip hop is the

16:38

notorious, hey? It's notorious. It's notorious. It's got

16:40

a little explicit little thing in the corner.

16:43

She says hip hop on it. Love that. That

16:45

is amazing. I've just seen the badge of mine and

16:47

I think I might win. It's

16:50

really good. I have the

16:55

Vanuatu. Oh my God. No shirt.

17:02

Quite a simple affair to be fair. It's not

17:05

black and yellow. Watford? Yeah. Yeah.

17:07

Watford colours. Um, good to get

17:09

Vanuatu on though. Amazing. We

17:12

get out. Yes, let's do that.

17:14

Lovely idea. Thank you

17:17

very much for sending them and

17:19

obviously feel free to send us more guests. That's, I've

17:21

got something I want to bring up

17:23

today. And you

17:26

know when you're playing, you always got really pally with

17:28

the bus drivers, didn't you? Like

17:30

they're amazing what they do. The

17:33

bus driver at Liverpool ended up being a kit man

17:36

and he ended up staying there, going for years

17:38

and years and years. Well, they do that, don't

17:40

they? Surely it's a job that many have for

17:42

many, many years. Um, I

17:45

saw the Watford bus reversing into

17:47

occupation road in the last Watford

17:49

game. Bear in mind,

17:51

there's crowds of people is opposite a pub. It's

17:53

a really tight turn to do it. I

17:55

just thought that's Awesome.! You Know,

17:57

we don't really talk about a lot of pressure. The

18:00

driver socialist agenda in front of orders football

18:02

fans at the Butler image and like I

18:04

was Greece he gets his socks off the

18:07

why? Boston and up another ground. You're right.

18:09

You're. Full of players, a million pounds

18:11

worth tall. Go in there. And.

18:14

You haven't reverse often up science so of

18:16

little I just. So. She give

18:18

little shouts the bus jobs for

18:20

not really celebrate them with a

18:22

some sort and see that this

18:24

is us were. Sorted

18:27

from service soon. I don't

18:29

go further. Is.

18:34

A. Focus

18:36

for he said swear one I realized

18:39

this was especially bucket of I was

18:41

somewhat online. I'm pretty sure all was

18:43

on The Villa Boss and as a

18:46

driver testing to the. Entrance

18:48

of in la Villa park or about

18:50

one hundred have been obvious that most

18:52

of them disease on it was but

18:55

a seasonal up some park yes that

18:57

was one of the time day on

18:59

the road today more between the brick

19:01

college gates. yeah yeah cause that was

19:04

set was side. Of

19:07

the think that's built his new

19:09

stadiums though evidence as services. Never

19:12

cincy not done. Those roads be hit with

19:14

do whatever your tonsils them I wrote a

19:17

in Gabi night. That. Way but

19:19

not just the team buses. it's sad bosses

19:21

that cycle to fans as well turn up

19:23

in a convoy. you know always think it's

19:25

square on the phone. Every one I dare

19:28

say yes as wanna play you this as

19:30

well. So this is some from one of

19:32

the bus drivers. Are going to

19:34

and wideouts when he's have a look at.

19:36

This video has quite a lot going on.

19:38

I'm. But the

19:40

driver gets angry and I want to see

19:42

what your thoughts on this ominous. I'm

20:03

rooting for the. Seller

20:06

explain is. So

20:09

this is the carts full of annoying

20:11

have a winner is so separate Wednesday

20:13

science and basically other drivers not happy

20:15

to someone's gonna had assists in the

20:17

toilet arm muscles thus of about this

20:20

new boys are you allowed to do

20:22

that on the same buses less oil

20:24

obvious be auto feel a thing of

20:26

are they have seen at once. And

20:29

some of that, it said thirds of

20:31

wonderful. Nothing there was

20:33

a a no vote on. On

20:35

the other the see them another

20:37

box we're sitting actually says well

20:39

officiated microsd his boys the toilet

20:41

their avoids bus drivers is so

20:43

precious about of are slightly get

20:45

out of respect for those sit

20:47

sit opposite it's audible.or think this

20:49

year will from some I. Understand

20:52

news when you see it just seems he

20:55

goes in some of a box or less

20:57

a whole demeanor Cyrus liberalism. plus it doesn't

20:59

go out holds doesn't it? Said

21:02

none of other. You flush him away

21:04

when it comes to the city target

21:06

of I don't know that suggests that

21:08

one either that smells a bit it

21:10

to coach be reminiscent I think like

21:12

Saudi on modern Coach Now you guys

21:14

the toilet you should be is be

21:16

fine Sunday. Underway, But choices

21:19

get upset by physicists as it's

21:21

done something wrong with other senses

21:23

again, And

21:43

while it's the way to. Go.

21:48

Galt. Thought you.

21:52

Was the know that is. a

21:54

i have a lot as a rule that have been

21:56

awfully buses a wee bit old our lives were other

21:58

jokes in like firms that did that beginning in the

22:01

youth team days, you know, mini

22:03

buses to then, you know, the, the, the,

22:05

the Ellison's buses are just by the end,

22:07

they're unbelievable, but they still only have a

22:10

tiny little toilet. The toilets haven't changed, have

22:12

they? Everything else has the same toilet on the

22:14

back, but it's the same toilet. I know. Like

22:16

you think about some of that, by the end,

22:18

I'm not joking, there was a, there was a

22:20

big round table at the back and music, Sky

22:23

Spawns on, you know, leather

22:25

armchairs, balls with drinks holders

22:27

and such. I mean, it

22:29

went amazing buses, but the toilets have not,

22:31

have not evolved. Yeah. Weird

22:33

that, isn't it? I just wasn't sure if it was

22:35

different between say team buses you're on. It just seems

22:37

to be something that unites all bus drivers who are

22:40

incredible at their job. They can squeeze

22:42

into any tight end, any better thing,

22:44

you know, can't they say, well, let me ask

22:46

you a question. Yeah. If

22:48

you was on an away day with Watford and

22:50

you're not with the fans and you needed to

22:52

go for shit, would you go for shit? It's

22:54

a toilet. I just don't want to feel though.

22:57

Would you not feel when you come out there?

22:59

Right. And everyone knows that you've been in

23:01

because everyone could see you go in and that hasn't seen you

23:03

come out for 20 minutes. Right.

23:05

So would you not come out and like

23:08

when everyone's like either cheering you or you definitely

23:10

get cheered or buzzed off? Yeah, but you just

23:12

have to, yeah, but that's fine. Because if you

23:14

can't totally come to, yeah, I should just as

23:16

you give a number of years. Like if I

23:18

go downstairs now, if I go to the toilet,

23:20

right, someone else is waiting to, kind

23:23

of come in. They're not going to cheer me as I come out. But

23:26

if there's a group of a

23:28

team of lads, a team

23:30

of football players, what I'm saying is

23:33

why don't we just normalize having a shit on the bus?

23:35

Why is it treated like I don't think we should though.

23:37

No, I disagree. Because I think you gotta

23:40

respect these fellow passengers. That driver was

23:42

going to turn around the bus for

23:44

someone having a shit of

23:46

everything that's going on on that bus. Someone

23:49

having a shit, it sounds like that

23:51

wasn't a first warning. That was thin

23:53

ice. Yeah,

24:01

I know where you're coming from, it's a function that

24:03

we all do, right? So like, why is that? It's

24:05

not, you know, it's not as if we

24:07

don't have a fight or, you know, there's some sort

24:09

of Harlem bangs one out

24:11

in the, by that

24:13

I mean a shit, obviously, in

24:16

the coach toilet is the driver going

24:18

on and going, right, I'm wanting you

24:20

to do that again. I'm dropping you

24:22

in fucking Lincoln. You

24:25

went to that same driver driver, man. See, I

24:28

really want to know that driver is. If

24:31

he's a regular, by the way, he's quite good

24:33

and now he does his announcements in between music.

24:37

Why don't we get him a gig? Simply

24:41

get him a gig. He'll

24:43

do crouch. He'll do D&D or something.

24:45

Right, and you'll want to get that box. Bangs

24:48

are true. Hey, he'll be a wimpy way

24:50

before you know it. Yeah, you're right. Someone

24:54

get him a DJ gig. Well, one, you get, let

24:56

us know who it is. Someone get a photo with

24:58

that. If you know the bus driver,

25:00

if he's a regular to games, please get in touch.

25:02

We'd love to make contact with him and, you

25:05

know, let's see where this can

25:07

go because I've actually DJ'd the toilets of

25:10

in that club in Ibiza in Hine. I've been

25:12

in those toilets, yeah. Yeah. So maybe we can

25:14

get him into the toilets in Ibiza this summer.

25:16

That would be. Well,

25:21

who's that a shit? Go

25:24

shit, that's a fucking Lincoln. You're

25:27

my guy. Hi,

25:32

guys. This is a little bit of a

25:34

call to arms. I've realised that Ben Foster

25:36

is a goalkeeper and he's got

25:38

more subscribers than us. On

25:41

YouTube, it's an absolute disgrace really. We're planning

25:43

on being as big as Mr Beast. And

25:46

if you haven't subscribed, then you

25:48

recall. And I

25:50

can't condone that. So please get in

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touch, hit subscribe. And Make

25:55

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25:57

than Foster. Print

26:00

a few random things on them that

26:02

we've been sent in this week's pay.

26:05

The one I discuss what was it

26:07

is cause it impacts are loads of

26:09

signs of antagonism says video same Gb

26:12

posted on instagram of patriots looks like

26:14

table tennis athlete Liam Pitchford. I've

26:18

had the span of a full an appeals to

26:20

you.picture of him that was a in here is an

26:22

absolute. Connor. The pizza

26:24

that is a look slot. May.

26:26

Bass is A, it's A or I

26:28

got simplicities. Does

26:31

not lie when he is when I was younger.

26:34

I got to get us into high Elo,

26:36

it's yeah, seems that's a he's about to

26:38

say it's good to hear a lot of

26:40

I get sucked in a lot with. Some.

26:44

The I think we should get behind Liam. This

26:46

is allows thinking of along the lines of sits

26:48

there is a be on Pa costs. God

26:51

so they didn't picks in L a Z. if

26:53

we'll go behind it was a podcast he might.

26:55

He. Might bring it home. Yeah we you. can

26:58

it be tagged the law? I mean assume

27:00

if it's the Olympics he's gonna be seen.

27:02

Quite a Los C O can retire surmise

27:04

when embrace him he could be a guy,

27:06

can be the Pier Krauts. He never did

27:08

the Olympics city know I'm a slut and

27:10

disease and one nine of them sunset. To.

27:15

Compete. With. Almonds. Squad

27:18

was. Because. Anything to do

27:20

with it opposes civil Was years when

27:22

ours was a t really easy did

27:24

the Twenty twelve was at the same

27:26

as better made. Six was use this

27:28

as you get asked what it's. Funny.

27:31

Geek thought I was an essay on a goal

27:33

up with Brazilians. Take it really, really seriously. You

27:35

know the topless done that? You know that? I've

27:38

added some white, doesn't. That's

27:41

that. What? It would take would

27:43

have us plans. For. My I did

27:45

he restore our thing was my services talking

27:47

about big at the Olympics and spin young

27:49

and you're surrounded the you're in the Olympic

27:51

village and audio just everyone every fit a vote

27:53

on boats are the guys. Were

27:56

Whoop! I'm a member speak insists on the plaza

27:58

when and an eight and they. loved it as

28:00

an experience. Made the experience. I'm sure they

28:02

wasn't in the mix. But they

28:04

have been in the village. Yeah,

28:07

they were in the village, yeah. It was full out there.

28:10

That's incredible. Sid's

28:12

just interested now. That

28:14

was almost as

28:16

massive as Pudding's. Yeah.

28:22

You can see the realisation. Oh. Oh.

28:24

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

28:27

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

28:30

Oh. Where was I in 2012? Let's

28:33

give you an idea. So what are you thinking then?

28:35

He's obviously going to be some kind of ambassador why

28:38

he's at the Olympics for

28:40

the pod. I'd like him to be our podcast

28:42

ambassador, right? And I don't know. I don't think

28:44

you're allowed to sponsor people at the Olympics, are

28:46

you? But you

28:48

should try. Look, I was thinking,

28:50

do you remember when Beats did that thing

28:52

where you couldn't sponsor anyone, but

28:55

they got like a load of headphones on the swimmers and

28:58

stuff out on the runners? And they all had them on.

29:00

Could we get some headphones

29:03

on Liam? Peats. Peats. By

29:07

Andre Maron. By Andre Maron. There

29:09

you go. Peats. Peats by Andre

29:11

Maron. Yes.

29:14

This is genius. So yeah, he's kind of

29:16

passing the pod, but there's no official sort

29:18

of seal. When he rocks up to the

29:20

table tennis tournament, he's

29:22

got the Peats. Yeah, that's what we're

29:25

imagining. Headphones. Just some headphones, a little

29:27

pea, and a little pea and

29:30

hopefully a little endorsement from Andre Maron. Will

29:33

you give him the blessing to do the robot

29:35

as well? Well, I'd love him to. But imagine

29:37

if we get behind him, if the country gets,

29:39

everyone on the podcast that listens to this podcast

29:41

gets behind him, he could

29:44

bring home a gold medal. And then

29:46

come on and show us his gold medal. And we'll say,

29:48

we were with you from the start. Because

29:50

he's like your doppelganger. He should kind of live

29:53

your life as well. So what

29:55

if he wins gold? Can

29:58

He have your wife for a bit? I

30:02

know that was good. Or

30:05

just saying if he's live in the full face

30:07

across. The

30:09

also thought lot of his. Voice

30:12

was and asked i feel

30:14

like a risk disease or

30:16

less. There

30:19

was a woody how's the Works There's

30:21

an Uzi of. Oh. He

30:23

entered into. These animals.

30:26

Yeah Athena Woodhouse Fabulous anymore

30:28

The everyone loves his his

30:30

oh I'm I'm not going

30:33

to. The. The say. Yes,

30:36

Still, Really smoke already up some a

30:38

sniper usada view be the ones was

30:40

awful as. Close. As

30:43

I suppose we we. Are

30:46

you a go down as massive for

30:48

I'm also we're assuming they made like

30:50

are lame you might be happy. Myself

30:52

and my in I have a same

30:54

were seeming love lives up to be

30:57

that goes toward us. Are

30:59

detected on any poor customer. Is

31:02

more fun of you because you're why

31:04

not Just for the other. Sula is

31:06

a lot shift. The other son of

31:09

a money jugs him around us. As

31:11

far as I decided, I. Can't

31:13

promise other people's wives of his. They.

31:16

Often our like he just know someone's

31:18

gonna take offence other genre those get a

31:20

rise to the i was outrageous You can't

31:22

You can't promise you want to. Know.

31:25

Obviously not. But.

31:27

It would be funny if she's offering a

31:29

referee or here most of us were devastated.

31:32

If you run. Into.

31:40

Space a guy to keep that

31:42

both are very good Looks Him

31:44

as in a Somali Mcg based

31:46

televisions guy of or Backlund cancer

31:48

know what was your favorite moment?

31:51

Ah from him. swells.

31:54

Been. Of the the kung fu pick one of the

31:56

seat in his black. Units and he has his

31:58

taser days as anything. Over the yeah when

32:01

I was there are it Onto was one

32:03

of the moments where I knew I had

32:05

no real of training. Also. My

32:07

go back. And to

32:09

the news news attention as. A.

32:11

Result is also the game lives like Eric can

32:13

smaller than this allows on. Dot

32:16

and seen anything ah that before blowback in

32:18

the olden days when it was punches for

32:21

not never seen snow me as quiet German

32:23

nazi desire to have seen in the stands.

32:25

yep I don't see that on the pits

32:27

here but that would never live above never

32:30

cannot of this is never crossovers Milan.not I'd

32:32

say moon so yeah that was of a

32:34

not was green I what lights are the

32:36

knows that board is expected to the thought

32:38

of. College take

32:41

it. In. The East Coast or not. taken

32:43

it as soon as think about what. Sort

32:45

of science. him. Just obviously.

32:48

Risen and he says on the oven it. I

32:51

mean it is one of my favorite moments because as

32:53

you say it is icon It. Doesn't

32:56

mean do it indoors this guy and nine foot inside

32:58

the crowd with other those the thing was able to

33:00

other always good for that Like is over an advertising

33:02

hoardings that the notes so to go for did with

33:04

the. With. The kit. Over.

33:07

Is worried about the Ludvig with hoses but then

33:10

he has landed nice but sorry but have a

33:12

good as. Roy Jones is grim of the right

33:14

hook and that was a powerful one as well.

33:16

is a very slight easily day with a scissor

33:18

kick in I do. I go to with the

33:21

only wouldn't be my initial thought of another your

33:23

choice of from when I have got quite a

33:25

long serving I'll have been burned the crowded out

33:27

of what are we don't condone this obviously but

33:29

I would I think I'll just or to throw

33:32

linguine in the. Fall

33:35

Of Rome As a that's a really. Good

33:37

as dead air mail. bit

33:39

of it out. the subtle

33:42

singer. ah. Assessors

33:44

out here. It's like a foul behead

33:47

Spy on are in Asia has a

33:49

is there. The. out in this

33:51

either because he that aren't as in a

33:53

larger sizes buspar that that him some of

33:56

the period club band was in it molded

33:58

us eight months as it And I

34:00

meant the comeback game against Liverpool. Yeah, that was

34:02

a battle. The old traffic with the penalty and

34:04

then the celebration around the pole. Around the back

34:07

of the goal. Yeah. The

34:09

celebrations alone are iconic.

34:11

But the sheer sort of... It's

34:14

not even confidence, is it? It's just like...

34:17

Arrogance. It is arrogance. Well, in

34:19

my moment, where I was when he... I

34:23

think it was Sunderland, where he held the chip and

34:25

then he turned and then he just turned and then his collar

34:27

was up. And he just kind of like... It

34:30

was like a gladiator. You know, are

34:32

you not entertained? Yeah. Like

34:34

that moment in Gladiator where Russell Crowe's like, are

34:36

you not entertained? Yeah. It's literally

34:38

like, it's one of the best goals we've ever seen. It

34:41

is kind of like, again, not a

34:43

United fan, right? But it literally makes the

34:45

hairs on... Just someone

34:47

so... Such a genius. Just...

34:50

You've got to appreciate it as a football fan.

34:53

The little bit of skill and

34:55

then the audacious chip. And

34:57

then they just look round as if like, our

35:00

good or mine. Just makes you think,

35:02

wow, you know, I'd love to be able to kind of...

35:05

When you get that level, you just go like that. The collar

35:07

was up and you turn round and he's like... That

35:10

old traffic, like... Bellingham gave him a bit

35:12

of fat not too long ago. And

35:16

you've got to be a certain player, haven't you?

35:18

A certain player to be able to... It

35:20

seems to be like a little trademark in our Bellingham. That

35:23

is new. The arms out. But when

35:26

Eric done it, it was especially Old Trafford then.

35:28

The Theatre of Dreams. It was... It's

35:31

just so good. You know what I mean? Like,

35:33

just being able to do that. Like, at Old

35:35

Trafford, you know, many of them were the best

35:37

team in the land throughout that

35:40

period. And it felt like he was the

35:42

best player on the biggest stage. Scoring

35:45

a goal like that, like an unbelievable goal. And then

35:47

just... I mean, if I score

35:49

a goal at Old Trafford, I'm running. And I'm

35:52

probably doing something that I'll regret. To

35:54

be able to have the calmest, like,

35:56

this is what I do. That's it.

35:58

It's almost like his heartbeat. like a

36:00

resting heart. His heartbeat hasn't increased because

36:03

of the goal. But I

36:05

also think there's like, I know, you know,

36:07

there's this Frenchman in general, right? I

36:09

played with Dav de Janola at Tottenham and

36:12

I remember getting into the first team.

36:15

I wasn't in the first team, but I was training with the first team,

36:17

right? And I went over, usually when they

36:19

were a man short, so I'm

36:21

like 17, 18 and I get

36:23

over and I train with all these

36:26

top players. And I remember doing shooting

36:28

after with Janola and

36:30

there was probably three of us or four of

36:32

us, two from the youth team, David Janola and

36:34

I can't remember who the other first team player

36:36

was. But you know, when you

36:38

clip it from the side and you

36:41

take a touch and then you finish, right? We used to

36:43

do it every day after training and

36:45

I'd be like, I just get on my toes

36:47

like ready. And he's like, Oh, so

36:50

what is this? I'm like, why

36:53

are you jumping like this? I'm getting ready for

36:55

the pass. And he's like, no, no, no. Watch

37:00

me. And he like, he like put

37:02

me to the side. I'm not

37:05

joking. He just stood there. Like

37:07

that, right? And it wasn't

37:09

on his toes at all. They

37:11

fired a ball at him. He just killed it instantly,

37:13

right? And then he just bent it in the corner

37:16

and he went, relax. Wait,

37:21

fucking hell. Like, oh,

37:23

what was that? Did you have to do the next one? Yeah.

37:26

So then I'm doing the next one. Tell me

37:28

you had your toes. So

37:31

then I've got to tend to be like, David, you know,

37:33

I have gone right. I

37:35

just have got a good deep breath. Had

37:39

a touch, touch is going all right. And then I've put

37:41

it straight in the keeper's arms. And

37:46

I was like, just how cool

37:48

is this fella? And

37:50

I put him on a

37:53

level with Derek Kanton. I'm like,

37:55

he was a genius, but

37:58

he wasn't within league title. every week.

38:01

So do you, so every year?

38:03

Obviously we're joking a bit when

38:05

we say it's a particularly French,

38:09

potentially characteristic trait, whether you want to

38:11

call it way of dealing those

38:13

situations. Steve, what about you?

38:15

Did you see that from, I mean, you

38:17

obviously had a load of French players last night.

38:20

Did you see that? I'm running through a bit

38:23

of that. That was slightly calm. Yeah,

38:25

that calm, yeah. Confident,

38:27

arrogant, like. Masters

38:30

of their craft. How many

38:32

times at the Highbury you watch him do that

38:34

celebration where he's like dead, really serious, kind of

38:36

like that knee slide, I remember. Yeah,

38:39

they was always, yeah, you're right actually, they were quite laid

38:42

back. You know, they

38:44

was, the one thing I remember about them, they was, Eric

38:47

and Janola, they were men. They were

38:49

big men, wasn't they? Like Manu

38:51

Pateet Arsenal, Vieira, Thierry, like

38:54

they looked at them and those were all big,

38:56

big guys. Yeah,

38:59

you're right actually now. I look at

39:01

that, they was, in the big moments, they

39:04

kept their call and they was

39:06

just call all the time as well.

39:09

With David, I always remember like he couldn't

39:11

understand why I was, I'm a young kind

39:14

of kid that just, I'm just so hungry

39:16

to be there and it's

39:18

just the way he was like, he thought

39:20

I was mad. What are you doing?

39:24

We say about them being called

39:26

as well, but what about some of these quotes? Because,

39:29

I mean, that was an iconic quote,

39:32

wasn't it? See you go in the trawler. It

39:35

threw me. It threw me

39:37

and I think, with him, I always think you

39:39

set yourself up for like a fall,

39:42

but then, you know, I think it's

39:44

something special about someone who says something and then

39:46

backs it up. Yeah. You know,

39:48

if you say you're the best and then, ah, it

39:50

makes you, it puts you on a different

39:52

level. It's not even just

39:54

about the quote, is it? It's about the person who says

39:57

it. If can't I said half the

39:59

stuff, say Ian Hoggins. the way he said all of

40:01

those would be seen as legendary quotes you know as

40:04

well although some of his quotes are

40:06

legendary. If I come back right and

40:08

I've been banned right and I come

40:10

back from a bad and I I

40:13

play the next game and I've

40:15

said the seagull follows the

40:17

trawler. When the seagulls follow

40:19

the trawler it is because

40:21

they think sardines will

40:23

be thrown into the sea. Right yeah and

40:25

everyone look like oh I ever go well

40:27

I look I come back and I go

40:30

shut up you guys. Fuck

40:35

off William and all these bollocks. The

40:37

fuck are you talking about? Whereas the

40:39

A obviously can get away with it.

40:41

Yeah that's what I'm saying. I don't think anyway in that

40:43

dressing room said to him asked

40:45

him what it meant. I think they were

40:47

just like you're spot on. But even

40:50

even the the night advert right. Remember the night

40:52

advert right where he puts his corners up at

40:54

the end and he puts the keeper through the

40:56

through the net or the devil through the net.

40:59

Yeah. Do you remember the players

41:01

in that in that

41:03

advert like Ronaldo? Ian

41:05

Wright in here. You think

41:07

of the players in it you got

41:10

like Ronaldo, Maldini, Ian Wright

41:12

was in it. There was it was like so

41:14

many top top players in there and he's the

41:17

one that finishes it. Yeah

41:20

like it is a mate of an amazing

41:22

fella. I thought

41:25

what we could do next is watch a couple of

41:27

Cantonard's goals. Since you were telling

41:29

me all about the little tricks to being

41:31

co-coms and punditry and all of that and

41:33

I can learn from the masters here today.

41:35

So so basically this is this is you're

41:37

gonna say since it's gonna do

41:39

the co-coms I'll do the commentary to lead

41:41

him in. Yeah okay cool but I think

41:43

it's just also it's just quite interesting seeing

41:45

both of your take on amazing

41:47

Cantonard goals. Well

41:50

this is I'm gonna do this as

41:52

live. Even

41:55

better. So this is United

41:58

against Arsenal. In.

42:01

Stands over the ball

42:03

cancer that ah more

42:05

says mean I'm in

42:07

the story from consider

42:09

all. See. Been no

42:11

chance Well these big guy was bring

42:13

big moments and from special plaza me

42:15

certainly see me his samaritans and I'll

42:18

stay was hit really well it's displays

42:20

the bull why the them also wolves

42:22

and then he sounds expensive else can

42:25

he does destroyed see certainly can see

42:27

him and seized all the ways but

42:29

because the see the rothys authors strikes

42:31

is toss him in a flash or

42:34

anything apart so the next instead of

42:36

putting this one million I see it's.

42:39

Unbelievable. Seems here Old

42:41

Trafford concern or on his

42:43

revival. Incredible.

42:53

A vocal sir Earth Mrs is a

42:55

massive from call it his first books

42:57

have name is college I. Played

43:01

my dad is so I have very try

43:03

to save his does not sure he's the

43:06

youngest every of those are the sourcing of

43:08

pussies because he scored his first ever in

43:10

go is as the number twenty one the

43:12

front of the sure the number twelve on

43:15

the but as you realize this time or

43:17

was the search for and such fond of

43:19

those shirts was the second marathon asked for

43:21

it I said will do not. Know.

43:24

Officer on tips it. At the

43:26

tip mud as as a nightmare and is

43:28

of he sent me on but then realized

43:31

thoughts. Of and keepers twenty

43:33

one on the bus and twelve on the front of

43:35

some it's but he. Is oh

43:37

God please vote for his. Really see

43:39

me, don't want to have Bullock's last

43:41

of us are water. Is this another

43:43

school? My first ever been Go. Unfilled

43:47

against Uruguay. Other

43:49

of is that it goes everywhere that

43:52

lord knows the newspapers. Exciting ton a

43:54

buyer. They have

43:56

a lot money's I'm going to Good salaries of

43:58

the and in here are just. The i was

44:00

want to keep it could slide. Yeah. I

44:03

didn't even know that I haven't even not. lot of

44:05

the a long way of the number on the back

44:07

is normal and an or is it was it is

44:09

where was your they have from of zombies in the

44:11

middle some some isn't a day and outside and saw

44:13

as saw the number of things might be twenty one

44:15

and twelve on the bus yeah it was not supposed

44:17

to must boost up as. A. Near though

44:20

it was a lotta love kept serves

44:22

to got it specifically.the most iconic series

44:24

or first every now and go. Out

44:27

overseas Rome for blood runs as you

44:29

come on. M I k months of

44:31

him but back when Rudy. Gay.

44:34

Most. Promising

44:36

other nor do we know what's on

44:38

the cable and for the so cultural

44:40

it has been hit my must have

44:42

been as got all time to school

44:44

Sacramento I'm so lonesome road or guy

44:46

gets hot lives woman's off his yacht

44:48

see stitch widow scored that happened before

44:50

possibly see come on before and name

44:52

is not spell well there are think

44:54

those pilots have a zoo of August

44:56

Two thousand dollars an. Hour

45:00

and I've voted So Love.

45:05

I just thought I'd never heard of a

45:07

Gun Rome lie that like out of your

45:09

ones there's less. Incredible. We're gonna well sports

45:11

so well as far as downtown Austin. Locals

45:14

are the cars. With. A message.

45:18

For Mats last season crowd his

45:20

views on trains in Ames before

45:22

kickoff have noticed this multiple times.

45:25

they'll I am filled the opposition

45:27

same take it upon themselves to

45:29

tickets to the campaigns for the

45:31

second half. Is

45:33

is in the manages decision from the pregame

45:35

or is is something that the python the

45:38

Pits If it was like the Ultimate says

45:40

how sorry to see ago keep having to

45:42

run the whole lives of the pits to

45:44

stop science. He says this is a

45:46

science is Muslim is that was not. Does

45:48

this Disney a routine is in there that

45:50

the some places or Newcastle they want to

45:52

go down. down

45:54

down that hill was hit in the second

45:57

one more minute my view of issue

45:59

you on suits towards your prominent end

46:01

in the second half. That's the way I,

46:03

and I think, obviously

46:05

a weigh team would shit house you and make you do

46:08

it in the first half. That's the

46:10

way I've always seen it. They normally allow it. The weigh

46:12

team normally just go along with things, don't they? Well,

46:14

let's say it shit houses, you know what I mean?

46:16

But often if you have, I've always thought if you

46:18

have a player from your team that

46:20

has crossed over to the other team, they'll

46:23

say, switch it up.

46:25

Like if we get to choose, switch them up

46:28

the other way, because they always do quite well

46:30

against the other team. But actually that's just common

46:32

sense. So why don't more teams

46:34

insist on switching ends? Like you don't see

46:36

it all that much. Yeah, that's as much,

46:38

I don't think there's less shit-housing going on

46:41

now. But yeah, it's definitely

46:43

not a player's decision. If

46:45

anything, it would be a manager's decision. Well, you've been

46:48

a captain, right? When you've been a captain,

46:50

it would always come down to the manager. Yeah,

46:52

I think so, yeah. The manager, that would

46:55

be in the Friday talk or

46:57

before the game. They'll go, listen, we're gonna change this

46:59

up. If you win the toss, right?

47:01

So you do the toss. Yeah. You

47:04

think, is it, whoever wins the toss,

47:06

you're choosing whether you pick ends. Are

47:08

you picking ends? Or choosing whether

47:10

to start

47:13

the game. No, yeah, so if you win

47:15

the toss, you choose what end you stay. Yeah. So

47:18

then, so if you pick the coin, and I'll win, I'll go,

47:20

we stay here. And then he'll go, we should pick

47:22

up. I'm just surprised it doesn't switch more then. If

47:24

it's an advantage, because it's an advantage to be waiting

47:26

to make you less comfortable as a home team. So

47:28

I'm surprised that it doesn't happen more. Because

47:31

if you wanna start this end, we'll

47:34

crunch up, make you not do that. Maybe

47:36

the effort has just forgotten. Do you know

47:38

what it seems like now? It seems like

47:40

obligatory. I don't know, mate.

47:42

That both captains just go up, and they might

47:44

as well just go, we'll just stage over his

47:46

ends, and who wants to kick off? Yeah. There's

47:49

no point in even asking who wants to change ends now, because

47:51

no one ever does really, do they? What I found

47:53

like, when I played, you'd always have a

47:55

mate with you taking kick off. Like,

47:59

I didn't really. kick off. I've

48:01

had loads of kick offs in my life. What

48:04

do you mean? But now

48:06

you have one player who passed it back. Yeah. They've done

48:08

away with the old two. The ball

48:10

you have to go forward and they're half. Hang

48:15

on, is that rule gone now? No, yes, that

48:17

rule. You don't have to go forward. So that's

48:19

why you have one player. You

48:22

can shoot straight away. That

48:25

ball doesn't have to touch. You can literally just... But

48:27

that's obviously still going forward though, isn't it? But now

48:30

it can go straight back. So why are you talking

48:32

about... Are we suspicious here? What are you tossing for?

48:34

You're tossing to be able to choose both ends. Need

48:37

a referee here, don't we? I think I'm

48:39

seeing Mike Dean tomorrow. Send

48:42

him a voice note. Just say, we're tossing for...

48:45

I'm doing Sky tomorrow. I'm seeing Mike Dean. I'll ask you.

48:47

Yeah, obviously the

48:49

FIFA rules of the game, the team that wins

48:51

the toss decides which goal it will attack in

48:54

the first half of the match. Why

48:56

is no one changing halves then? Why

48:58

are they not doing it enough? That's

49:00

what I want to know. What

49:02

advantage are you getting by not changing half

49:05

if you're an away team that wins the

49:07

toss? I

49:10

can't see any really. You're just playing to the... Yeah,

49:12

you're just roughing the feathers. Just

49:14

hatching the crowd. Mate,

49:18

what are we saying? Do you want to bring it back? Um,

49:22

well, yeah, I just think like what... Or just get

49:24

to the bottom of why it's up. You asked Mike

49:26

Dean tomorrow then. Let me ask you a

49:28

question. As a fan at Watford when you go there, if

49:31

that happens, would you go, oh, for

49:33

fucks. Yeah, it's really annoying for the fans because

49:35

it means the second half, you

49:37

know, where it is all to play for,

49:40

you're watching... Your

49:42

team are attacking a goal on the directly

49:44

opposite. It's an annoying watch. It's like you

49:46

want to be able to stand up for

49:49

the corners and things, don't you? It's

49:51

all a bit distant and... Yeah.

49:55

Do you know my thing that you change football for me

49:57

since you said it and really kind

49:59

of ruin football? large part of football

50:01

for me was

50:04

when you pointed out how few goals are scored from

50:06

a corner so why do we stand out? Yeah

50:09

the stats are. It's really ruined it for me. I

50:12

love that noise of all the chairs going

50:14

like... and every time I think it's a

50:16

really rare occurrence. I'm never going to ignore

50:20

it. Really ruined it for me. Yeah

50:22

sorry mate. I think statistically

50:25

short corners are more beneficial

50:29

goal wise. Are they? Yeah. Which

50:32

is so hard if you're in 90 minutes.

50:34

You don't want a player to... Or you

50:37

don't see them move it. Everyone

50:39

boos it don't they? And also

50:41

the reason for that is because when you do take a short

50:43

one like that it's still really a

50:45

corner. It's not classed

50:48

as a corner. Do you know what I mean? Even

50:50

if you move it and then take it. If

50:53

you pass it to someone who then whips it in and you

50:55

score I don't think that's classed as like a... Is that

50:57

still classed as a set piece? That's

51:00

a good point. You know

51:02

what I mean? What if you see an open play? If

51:04

you've got the corner and you take it

51:07

short and he whips it in. That's

51:10

not a set piece or is

51:12

it a set piece? No that'll be

51:14

classes open... open play.

51:16

So the second that the corner has been

51:18

passed it's the move over

51:21

right? I'll tell you who's done this. Luke

51:24

Williams who was manager of Lott County. He'd

51:27

done a big interview

51:30

on this about people

51:32

saying why do we not put it in the boxing corners?

51:34

Is it because this is why? We take

51:36

a short corner because we score from open play. Yeah

51:39

but is this not the same as the whole

51:41

like goal games are playing out from the back?

51:44

Because I can't bear to watch it especially

51:46

at Watford. Yeah players who

51:48

aren't good enough to play out from

51:50

the back, play out from the back

51:52

because that's the way to play. Because

51:54

statistically for me it does

51:57

anger me about football. It's

52:00

dangerous man, it's like barbecuing for me. It's

52:06

become like a thing where you have to play out and

52:08

I get it at kids football and all that but

52:10

when games matter and they're on the line and you've

52:12

got a centre-half who can't play, playing

52:14

out from the back because that's the

52:17

way to play now. But football does adapt

52:19

by bringing in rules to keep the game

52:21

exciting, you know, so the substitutes one for

52:23

example, you can't time waste or it's not

52:26

as easy to time waste, you've got because

52:28

you're off for 30 seconds at that point, all

52:31

these things are brought in to help try to

52:33

keep the game going, keep it exciting. You

52:36

making this devastating statement about corners

52:39

in that really statistically you need to

52:41

go slightly more boring way around of

52:43

doing it in the 90th minute. What

52:46

do we then need to introduce? I don't agree with

52:48

it. I just say that maybe when there's a corner

52:50

the other team has to lose a player for 30 seconds.

52:54

Do you see what I mean? Yeah. You

52:56

just throw it in the mixer. Yeah. You

52:59

have to keep one person unmarked. Let's

53:05

make corners great again. I like

53:07

this long with you. I like swinging them

53:10

in inside and out like just swing them in for

53:12

me, especially for me as a player. I don't want

53:14

a short little set peaks do I? Well that's why

53:16

the short little set peaks doesn't work. My stats of

53:19

scoring would be much higher if we get it

53:21

in. Exactly. You can't apply these

53:23

same rules to everything. That's

53:27

the point isn't it? It's going to vary from

53:29

striker to striker what is more effective. The

53:31

position of maximum opportunity is in

53:33

the box. The

53:36

more you get the ball in the box the more

53:38

chance effectively you've got for scoring. But

53:42

I think there are ways into the box

53:44

where it's more controlled if you pass it

53:46

into the box.

53:49

Your stats probably aren't helped by corner

53:52

takers who just can't seem to be able to

53:54

get it up. That's the first man.

53:56

Yeah. He's probably going to have to say it's

53:58

his blueies. There. Are

54:06

other resources into this photo and almost forty

54:08

one was on crutches. They just reminded me

54:11

of. As you said, you've obviously ticked off

54:13

a lot in August or lemme see lots

54:15

Homes in the Recruits spans over twenty years.

54:18

Of brings me to ask questions. Who's

54:20

ticked off more? Your habit? Of

54:24

as. Physical

54:26

or that another Alex over the course of twenty

54:29

years as have kids have a law. That.

54:31

Split less less figure out. So

54:33

once. Once. Or twice

54:35

a week is over the course

54:37

of versus. obviously she's about in

54:39

a or I or my longevity

54:42

was was probably more. But.

54:44

Ah, Earth she was more is more prolific,

54:47

were how often would see kickoff awake Germany

54:49

or was it like once every two weeks

54:51

would. Twice.

54:54

A day. Would

54:58

have a great lot less cat Carol Vorderman

55:00

to do the mass on. this has twice

55:02

by of the closest one of see didn't

55:05

have the star did nothing do it know

55:07

that it's not him in Paris of other

55:09

thing as you want to averaged out over

55:11

twenty year period. So we've been together a

55:14

remarried twelve earth give room as twenty almost

55:16

as soon as it's almost the similar sites

55:18

that have see go back to the honeymoon

55:20

period yeah and of Sushi become more prince

55:22

because we've got older. And then you've

55:25

got say International Bright she's got a

55:27

month for both. She actually for both

55:29

you on Abbey And it's simple. It's

55:31

either going to kick off as much

55:33

on in such a vaccine I. Know.

55:35

Is obviously be. No one showed his name is

55:38

against the bar that kind of. Yeah. so we

55:40

thought. A. Symbol whatever is from. let's get

55:42

someone to do the math on this. save

55:44

toward him and desperate been a blessing and

55:46

I'm suffering debt that figured out systems such

55:48

as six of or alerts gonna finish on

55:51

a Assamese eleven are you not love them?

55:53

So we're gonna do a know there was

55:55

some as live in this week but it

55:57

is. We don't thank

55:59

you and. For this is Edwin

56:01

Van the Sauna him Go or

56:04

yeah spob. To

56:07

seize up as liquid saw

56:10

that runs baseball. State

56:12

ensued. Midfield with it, he acts.

56:16

As a sub is

56:18

still look tommy time

56:20

they mobilized Nicky. bizarre.

56:23

Nicky Buffy yes know that will

56:26

say that works yet states most

56:28

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56:32

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56:34

village about easy to or do

56:37

they would as yes pursuit of

56:39

soda hobby obese mice a Kristoff.

56:42

Lots of magic. One one issue

56:44

it is a there's no Steve

56:46

Sidwell. Other a

56:48

summary of food I always these we

56:50

would have. This is like to see

56:52

these threads I guess of sees. Cds.

56:55

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56:58

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57:00

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57:03

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57:05

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57:07

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