This week’s podcast episode has Merie & Becky attempting to take on the latest internet challenge: Slap a teacher! No, not really. But they do give the NFT! treatment to silly and dangerous memes & challenges, like the gas tank drug-based car explosion murders and that whole milk crate debacle. Along the way, they address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:

What did YOU do when we lost gravity last May 22? Float? Us, either. If you have your fentanyl, do YOU use the fentanyl or randomly waste it by rubbing it on painter’s tape and scaring suburbanites? Isn’t it bad enough that Sharon Stone goes around being all heterosexual, but why does she have to throw it in our faces?! Is Merie legally obligated to point out Becky’s abnormally tall height in every 4th or 5th episode? How does a criminal gang in Texas lead to Becky breaking into a song from West Side Story? (Yes. She’s sorry about that.) Were YOU in the audience when Merie knocked herself out trying to get her yellow belt in TaeKwonDo? And did you laugh or cheer? How did Merie’s loud-assed voice effectively send her entire company into a meltdown for a day? Come for the “Ambiguously Gay Duo” Saturday Night Live superhero reference. Stay for advice on bringing a gun to the milk crate challenge.