Howdy everybody, welcome back to another episode of NWC, Kate & Olivia have a totally real and not a joke business idea. We discuss that dating isn't for marriage, dating is for consistent d... attention and that sometimes a peen doesn't work a

41 - Sex, Spice & Porn

Mar 24th, 2021 48m 28s

Come along, we cover a lot this week and none of it is what we planned on! Join us as we talk about all the good things that happen while naked and possibly the secret to an actually happy relationship? IDK but Kate feels confident in it.We al

40 - The Covid Special

Mar 17th, 2021 41m 21s

Well guys, if you follow us on any of our personal socials, you know, Covid has struck the NWC girls. I know you're wondering: who? how? when? ARE WE OKAY? Well to find out how we were post diagnosis, give this ole epi number 40 a listen and ge

39 - Vaccinated Hot Girl Summer

Mar 10th, 2021 43m 32s

Temperatures are on the rise and so our tensions in QTeen relationships. Now that we can actually see freedom (aka a vaccinated public) lining up with summertime, its not hard to see the correlation in couples fighting. Thus bring us to, Hot Gi

38 - Avoid Eye Contact, Avoid Risk

Mar 3rd, 2021 50m 7s

The NWC girls hate eye contact, which is good, but according to a ridiculous article Kate breaks down in this episode, it also counts as MICRO CHEATING. There's a few other ways to micro cheat and basically women can't do anything if we are try

37 - Serial Monogamy & Pimping Your Friends

Feb 24th, 2021 51m 31s

We all know that person who is constantly with the Love of Their Life... except that person is ever changing. The "LOML" does not happen back to back to back to back. We see you on Facebook, swapping your significant other out like a teenage gi

36 - Generational Delusion

Feb 17th, 2021 37m 36s

Millennial is synonymous for anything bad when used by a Boomer, and now, the Zoomers have jumped on the trash Millennials train, and we simply don't care (ok we care a little, mostly because Gen Z is taking credit for shit they shouldn't. Kate

35 - Valentine's Day is for Criers

Feb 10th, 2021 37m 33s

And Wednesday's are for Nowhere Close.Who needs love when you can cry? Single or wifed up, both Olivia and Kate have shed at least a tear on Valentine's Day, 10 years running. There is a shot that in 2015, the tears were of laughter, but we we

34 - Normalizing Nudes

Feb 2nd, 2021 31m 35s

No no, we're nowhere close (lol) to having the scandies that nudes bring come to an end, we ballpark it at 5-10 years. In the next decade, nudes will be commonplace and it won't be insane that our elected officials, powerhouse C-Levels and your

33 - The Real Reason Girls Don't Have Post Nut Clarity

Jan 26th, 2021 44m 24s

After an ER trip and a lot of drugs, Kate is back but certainly not better than ever, which is why we're flaming both genders. We as a community can do more when it comes to head and we're tired of pretending we can't. We also dive into the t

32 - The Skin Episode

Jan 12th, 2021 50m 14s

Whether you're licking, nibbling, f*cking or frying it up in a pan (wait what?) skin is IN. I'm sure you all saw the weird cannibal sexts from C-List actor, A-List weirdo Armie Hammer. If you haven't, Google it RIGHT NOW, its downright wrong.

31 - We'll Give You a Solid B (cup)

Jan 5th, 2021 58m 34s

Welcome to 2021, all you singles have officially made it through the final engagement/baby announcement szn of the year, and we have until about Memorial Day to get a break from all that. So yay us.Listen to the NWC girls breakdown a Grandma F

30 - The Season of Giving

Dec 22nd, 2020 37m 7s

Is there such thing as a bad gift? Or are you also just grateful to be thought of? Well, the NWC girls hunkered down in last week's snow storm with a bottle of wine each and explored this question. Olivia's mind may have been changed by the end

29 - Nice Guys Finish Last, Especially When Vegetables Are Involved

Dec 15th, 2020 45m 23s

The NWC Girls tried to be *nice* during this holiday szn, resulting in a prompt reminder that people suck and we should never leave our bubble of two. Olivia talks about an almost date that is full of lessons, Kate reminds everyone that self se

28 - Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Episode

Dec 8th, 2020 40m 38s

S/o to our pop punk roots, but really, Olivia has a fire name for this episode that we cannot use, and I knew I couldn't come up with any better so bringing in a FOB tribute. We're back and ready to catch you up on some weird boy shit, gentleme

27 - Fucksgiving

Nov 24th, 2020 33m 13s

Gobble me, swallow me, its almost Thanksgiving Eve people. Historically, this day is for going back home, showing all the people you've known forever that you've gotten hotter (or stayed hot) and hooking up. We all know that the turkey isn't th

26 - There are Good Ships, There are Wood Ships

Nov 17th, 2020 46m 14s

And there are some shitty frickin "friendships". Changing gears a little bit here and chatting about toxic friends and why we are too old to be dealing with them. Say it again with me: We Are Too Old To Deal With Shitty Friends.Listen to all t

25 - Nowhere Close to Musical

Nov 10th, 2020 43m 53s

The music was in us during this recording and it shows. We sing our way through dating down, having pro athletes babies and the power that comes with who loves their partner a little less (which isn't a cool game to purposely play, btw). Also t

24 - Shooters Shoot & Nutters Nut

Nov 3rd, 2020 40m 29s

Welcome back for another weekly installment of NWC, we're here to give you a little Halloweekend update, talk about the insanity of No Nut November and how subtle shot shooting is lost on Olivia. We also talk about the hard lesson every average

23 - Seven Minutes in Heaven

Oct 27th, 2020 43m 8s

Move over young millennial men who last more than 7 minutes in bed, 80s babies with a knack for efficiency in bed is where its at, at least for the NWC girls (but we have a feeling a lot of women will agree). Long gone are the days of 45 minute

22 - The Sensual Big Apple

Oct 20th, 2020 42m 43s

First, sorry for the sound quality in the beginning, plz bare with it, it gets better lol.SECONDLY, welcome back, we've missed you dearly, lovers. A lot of you have been asking about NY life and let us just say, it slaps. Want the low down on

21 - Seeing Ghosts Out Here

Oct 6th, 2020 42m 2s

We've named this epi in honor of one of our guests this week because we sit down with certified studs, male guests #1 & #2 (because someone is afraid this episode will be used against him some day...???)Sam Darnold has given Jets fans false ho

20 - Simping vs Cuffing

Sep 29th, 2020 58m 18s

What it boils down to is if you're getting some and bending over backwards for someone, you're whipped, if you are not getting laid but doing the MOST, you're a simp. And guess what Fall means, an influx of simping & cuffing because we all like

19 - Being a Bitch is My Kink

Sep 22nd, 2020 46m 11s

Olivia was asked for an act in bed a few weeks ago that was out of the norm, so Kate & Olivia take on low grade fetishes, and also discover they have the same fetish. Olivia continues down the path of discovering she has a bitch kink. Kate says

18 - If You Have to Ask, the Answer is No

Sep 15th, 2020 31m 56s

Men, when hooking up with a girl, and you aren't sure if she finished, she probably didn't. Women, we have to do a better job at teaching the fellas how to get us off. We starting a vicious cycle by faking it and we here on NWC are taking a sta