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The ladies discuss transgenders in the military, Candice has thoughts about "Girl's Trip", Kory invents his own meanings for words, Brenda doesn't use words for long periods of time and old people won't have air conditioning when Candice become

Ep145 - Adapting To Living & Work Environments Is Hard

Aug 9th, 2017 54m 43s

The ladies discuss autism/albinism, are black people mad at GoT? Does Kory have a lisp? Is Brenda retarded? Does Candice need your opinion on her stand-up on the first date? So much more in this informative episode... patreon.com/creepycaress

Ep144 - Lying Ass Pandas

Jul 25th, 2017 1h 7m

The ladies discuss Rob Kardashian's sock business, dates who hold hands too long, R. Kelly sex cult/guys who date children, ego death and pandas who lie about being pregnant. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, I

Ep143 - Wave Pools, Not Even Once

Jul 18th, 2017 1h

The ladies discuss wave pool diseases, Brenda's mom's below-ground above-ground pool, Tetris relaxes your colon, Candice kills a black widow, hogs will kill you before gorillas. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap,

Ep142 - Maybe That's Why They So Good At Healing Stuff With Their Minds

Jul 11th, 2017 50m 53s

The ladies discuss going skydiving, the origins of Hitler's mustache, Bigfoot might be a retarded giant and a comprehensive breakdown of disease by race patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.co

Ep141 - The Lights/Divine Wig Providence

Jun 27th, 2017 52m 9s

The ladies discuss Brenda's most paranoid moment involving ghetto birds, fake nipples, Halle Berry has a blue dog bed and Catwoman was trash patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethom

Ep140 - Self-Realization & Dick-pics Are Never A Good Surprise

Jun 21st, 2017 51m 42s

Brenda has a knack for sound effects, Candice was almost named Edelweiss, Brenda doesn't have a middle name, Tiger Woods looks awful

Ep139 - Koreans Are Real, Actual People

Jun 14th, 2017 54m 42s

Brenda goes to Koreatown, psychics with tiny hands, Candice is a good friend, Harambe: one year after his sacrifice, poinsettias are dumb patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethomps

Ep138 - Brenda Was Talking About Transvestites, Not Transgender People As A Whole

Jun 6th, 2017 42m 19s

The ladies discuss the definition of "smart", the fast is working for Candice, and some lies don't hurt people. And the seal. The Seal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaGMkgbNiBM Mike Denison (Bea Arthur art): @mikd33 - Twitter patreon.com/

Ep137 - That Ashram Life

May 31st, 2017 46m 17s

The ladies discuss the tattoos they chose for each other, reincarnation and which Peanuts character was gay. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter B

Ep136 - Thots/Thoughts

May 10th, 2017 58m 13s

Heated furniture talk, the etymology of "thot", a new sound effect steals the show and takes podcasting to heights never reached before... WEBSITE: patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice INSTAGRAM: @jokesby

Ep135 - Don't Worry About It

May 1st, 2017 49m 13s

The ladies discuss the Mafia, ego, Aaron Hernandez and Candice does a great Howard Dean scream

Ep134 - The "Aim" Toothpaste Brand Was Invented in 1975

Apr 24th, 2017 1h 8m

Because we never resolved that during the show. Also the ladies discuss lighting farts, a bootleg Donut Time, giraffe babies and the new guy has white stuff on his face. FEATURED LINKS WEBSITE: http://patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brenda

Ep133 - Liza's Great, Sex With Socks On? Fatback

Apr 17th, 2017 59m 15s

The ladies discuss women who stay married to gay men, whether sex with socks on is a turn-off, fatback, government cheese, and spiders Hey! Go to BouquetInABox.com and get 15% off when you use promo code "offarious"! Mother's Day! Free Shipping

Ep132 - Birthdays, Divorce & Pancakes

Apr 10th, 2017 50m 43s

The ladies discuss Candice's birthday party, Brenda's divorce and pancakes take another life. WEBSITE: www.patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK

Ep131 - Should Skinny Be a Compliment? Chuck Berry Toilet Tapes, Breast Milk Hustle

Apr 3rd, 2017 51m 5s

Brenda and Candice discuss body shaming, Chuck Berry leaves a awful legacy and Just Titties coming to a convenience store near you Feature Links Website: patreon.com/creepycaress Instagram: Brenda's IG: @brendacolonna Social: Candice's IG, Snap

Ep130 - RIP Auntie Fee, Brenda & Candice take the Kinsey test, Wheelchair Goldfish

Mar 27th, 2017 45m 29s

The ladies discuss the passing of a legend, the Kinsey Test, goldfish prosthetics – stick around until the very end for the Kinsey results!

Ep129 - My Foot! Bad Tooth Karma & The Future of Donut Time

Mar 17th, 2017 38m 51s

Brenda & Candice welcome a new guy, Candice mourns her Tonight Show Uggs and her lunch, Brenda's finger causes eternal shame and they discuss Donut Time's transition.

Ep128 - Rachel Dolezal Hits Rock Bottom and The Trans Boy Who Beat The Girls Wrestling Team

Mar 10th, 2017 42m 28s

Brenda and Candice discuss Rachel Dolezal and how she might be homeless as well as the trans boy who won a girls wrestling tournament.

Ep127 - Candice On Harry Connick Jr., Lent, and Death In The Magic Castle

Mar 3rd, 2017 35m 18s

Brenda and Candice discuss Lent, Candice's appearance on Harry, and the recent mysterious death at the Magic Castle in Hollywood.

Ep126 - Is Race A Social Construct?

Feb 17th, 2017 29m 16s

Brenda and Candice discuss race as a social construct.

Ep125 - Candice On The Tonight Show, Facebook Unfriending, and Cracked Phones Wreck Dates

Feb 10th, 2017 48m 29s

Candice and Brenda discuss the former's appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The "ins and outs" of Facebook unfriending. And a recent study of being judged on a first date because of a cracked phone screen.