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Am I the ale for calling

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my drunk wife when she complained

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about our sex life and called

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my friend's husband sexy? I'll

0:36

read that one more time. Am I the

0:38

ale for calling my drunk wife when she

0:41

complained about our sex life and

0:43

called my friend's husband sexy? This

0:45

comes from Slickyd. So basically

0:47

like, called the drunk wife, and

0:51

she was like, man, we don't hook up often enough,

0:53

but you know, your friend is so cute. Like,

0:55

I just think about your friends. How

0:58

dare you? There you go. Great. Great.

1:01

Thanks. Method acting, I think. Hello,

1:03

everyone. I may have overreacted

1:05

and I feel both hurt by my

1:08

wife and guilty for the Swift reaction.

1:11

My wife and I have been together for twelve, uh, for

1:13

fourteen years and we have two kids. Uh,

1:16

we went out for my, uh, forty-three

1:18

male wife's forty-three females

1:21

birthday. Us and ten

1:23

friends, mostly couples, she got very drunk

1:25

and I had two drinks. responsible,

1:28

maybe. Uh, we went back to a friend's

1:30

place to sing karaoke. Uh, friend's

1:33

husband had a great voice and

1:35

my wife called it sexy repeatedly.

1:37

Oh, what a sexy

1:39

voice. I love hearing it sexy

1:41

singing to me. It's

1:44

so sexy. Oh

1:46

my God. Um, to

1:49

the point where I dreaded him singing next. Oh

1:51

no. Oh God, please. Oh,

1:53

he just has such a bad voice. Don't

1:57

sing it, my wife, it's too much. Stop, you're too-

2:00

Is too powerful! Is too

2:02

powerful! Umm... Later

2:05

in the night, during a

2:07

compliment, she said something about

2:10

him making girls wet with

2:12

his voice. Okay, okay. Crazy!

2:16

Okay! Okay! I

2:19

assumed that's what was happening to

2:21

her as she listened. Oh!

2:25

Oh no! Oh no! And

2:28

that is unfortunately a possibly accurate deduction. Oh

2:33

man! This

2:35

was in front of everyone! Though it seems

2:37

like I'm the only one who heard it.

2:40

He was getting compliments from everyone. He is

2:42

a really good singer. Damn, OPK, even OPK

2:44

did not. He's like, he's pretty frickin sexy.

2:47

He's a god! I gotta

2:49

admit! He sounds like an angel! Someone

2:53

made a compliment about a sexy

2:55

singer guy sleeping alone. He

2:58

snores and doesn't sleep in the same

3:00

room as his wife. And of course

3:02

a comment pops up about my wife

3:05

sneaking in. Whoa! So

3:07

someone was like, oh yeah, you know, he's

3:09

sleeping alone. I was like, I don't know,

3:11

OP's wife looks like she's about to sneak

3:13

in there. So he's not alone anymore. OP's

3:15

feeling a little... A

3:18

little jowly. I don't know, this was all

3:20

jokes, but it still made me feel like,

3:22

crap! I guess I can't take jokes.

3:25

I don't know, those are kind of bad jokes. These are

3:27

not good jokes. Those aren't good jokes. These are not good

3:29

jokes. But you know what is good and

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is not at all a joke? The

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Daniel Pfeiffer says that's not jealousy,

3:58

that's just disrespectful. I think it's

4:01

incredibly disrespectful. I do think he's still jealous,

4:03

but I mean right like rightfully so

4:05

she's making these comments about Being

4:07

into other guys You're absolutely

4:09

right. I Don't I think

4:12

it's warranted. It is yeah, it is

4:14

jealous either mean is the jealousy is so

4:16

warm Yeah, I mean she's like making these

4:18

kind of comments about other guys. It's weird,

4:20

but I can't even lie You know what

4:22

else is warranted what else is warranted the

4:24

biggest shout out in all

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of the history of the universe man

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the blonde one just donated a 144

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dollars wait for it on

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the donation link on the

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donation like wow even 2000

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yeah, okay The blonde one

4:41

says to us chat has spoken

4:44

every minute. You're late We demand

4:47

be added to the stream here

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forward also we need music if

4:51

we wait we can absolutely

4:53

add music Sometimes

4:58

like bad things happen and

5:01

We relate today because OBS crashed three

5:04

different times. Yes I had everything prepped

5:06

and I had a restart and the

5:08

process takes like a Good

5:10

30 we love we love cursing and other things,

5:12

but if something like really bad

5:15

happens to any one of us

5:17

I don't know if we necessarily want

5:19

to punish ourselves for

5:22

that much Maybe

5:24

if you have an alternative possibly like the swearing

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for every minute Something

5:28

something like that Please

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please chat, please Leave

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a request and Robinson thanks

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to the five bucks. It's my birthday. I'm

5:39

so happy that I caught the live today

5:41

Happy happy a very happy birthday Honestly on

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a stream day stream day is the best

5:45

day to have a birthday and that's almost

5:47

every day Aaron chose the right day to

5:50

have a birthday. Yeah, if your birthday's on

5:52

a Saturday or a Sunday I

5:54

want to see it delete your

5:56

your birth history then go back

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or wait another year You know

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or wait another year? And

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then another buck tip from the blonde one a

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disregard the comment with that I forgot to delete

6:08

it with which which

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comments The one

6:12

before I don't know the comment from the tip Yeah,

6:17

it's okay. It's all good most of the

6:19

time it is John and Sam's fault

6:21

for not showing up Yeah, there are there

6:23

are times where? Not

6:25

good things happen yeah But

6:28

all the times that we should be here

6:30

Riley will go back to you

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Riley He will take that and he will

6:34

spank our cheeks Absolutely, just

6:36

desert we can do it in front of the stream

6:39

if you want Maybe

6:41

well while you guys are late. I just start

6:44

reading to everyone and it's like

6:46

it's like in the back Oh, I

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thought I'm reading like I don't know what

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are some like like Shakespeare once

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upon a time That

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yeah, it would be exactly that but we love you the blonde one

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8:46

Not over. Let's get it back into it. So

8:49

quick teal the R for everybody. So

8:51

basically, OP with Allison friends.

8:54

And they have this gorgeous man

8:57

who is. Gorgeous. Singing like a

8:59

god. What do you

9:01

think he's singing? Sam's

9:03

favorite. All

9:07

about my Pigeon boy. Frank

9:09

Sinatra. Frank.

9:12

Frankie. Somewhere. It's

9:17

just on repeat. Sam does the thing that

9:20

my parents do, where he plays the same

9:22

radio station on repeat.

9:24

And so I'm hearing the same songs

9:27

every day. It is true. Are

9:30

we down to make a

9:33

mutiny? Make a what? A

9:35

mutiny. I was going to say, I was looking for the right

9:38

word. A mutiny. Absolutely. Overtake

9:40

the music. Yeah. Just

9:42

come forward and just push away

9:45

through. I do like the vibe. I

9:49

just need like, yeah, Sam loves

9:51

Marvin Gaye. I

9:53

just. I just need like

9:55

a like an expanded genre. You know? Yes.

9:58

We have days. Ooooh. What

10:01

if we just each rotate a weekday? Yeah, like

10:03

we all get to control this. Yeah. Yeah. That'd

10:06

be kind of fun, right? I like that. We

10:08

get to expose it to new music? Yeah. I

10:10

love being exposed. That sounds one of... That's

10:13

true. Then I just need to change it back. It's

10:15

a war. War. War? Yeah.

10:18

What's murder? But it has to be

10:20

something that's like good for... Yes,

10:23

we do still have to... We can't just put a bit of a bah bah

10:25

bah bah bah. You know? Or could we? We'll

10:29

know we do, but like when I'm working, I feel

10:32

like you need like something that's... I

10:34

need my ears to bleed. Okay. Okay.

10:38

But anyways guys, we have a story. And we're gonna get back

10:40

into it. Right! One of those! That's right. It's

10:42

good, Riley. I know.

10:44

Well, it's good now, right? You've taped it down. Plus I don't want to

10:47

like damage it by accident. It's

10:50

okay. It's

10:52

good. It's probably

10:54

from John. There

10:57

is no other way. It's okay. He's ascending. It's okay. I am

10:59

ascending. To the heavens. I can't see another

11:01

way. Yes, it's good. Anyways,

11:03

let's get back to the story, ladies and gentlemen. Quick deal to the art. Yeah. OP...

11:07

Oh gosh, we keep getting distracted today. OP went

11:09

to karaoke. There

11:11

was a sexy man singing. And then the wife

11:13

was making comments like, Oh man, your voice

11:15

must get all the girls wet. Like basically like hitting on him

11:17

a lot. And OP's like, Oh, I hate this. And

11:20

that's pretty accurate. So, we're getting back

11:22

into it. So, while my wife was

11:24

getting up to sing, my wife was

11:27

winding up more jokes. She

11:30

said with exasperation that my wiener

11:32

is always there. Like it's a

11:34

constant chore for her. Oh

11:37

my god. Your wife is mean. In front

11:40

of everybody? Your wife is mean. First off,

11:42

that's already like a terrible thing to say.

11:44

But in front of a whole party of

11:46

friends? A whole party? Yes, my

11:48

libido is higher than hers. Yes, I would

11:50

have guessed she felt that way. We had

11:52

never talked about it. So, it was

11:55

startling to hear it in front of our

11:57

friends. She also molested her. She

12:00

also lamented she's only seen one

12:02

wiener in a very long time

12:06

yikes Yikes

12:08

this ma'am ma'am

12:11

stinky woman alert Thank

12:14

you. Horny. Right? Yeah,

12:16

my god also something we'd never

12:18

discussed so I was again taken

12:20

aback Jokes, I

12:22

guess no. No bad joke. God.

12:24

Joke make them funny Yeah,

12:26

if jokes aren't funny then they're

12:29

not jokes or meant for the wrong audience True

12:33

our friend then rushed me into starting

12:36

my song before she continued I

12:39

tried hiding my content the rest of the night.

12:42

We went home at midnight. I confronted her about

12:44

it immediately She didn't know what

12:46

I was talking about. What? I don't know. She

12:49

passed out and I couldn't go to

12:51

sleep I only got three hours of rest. I

12:53

couldn't let it go man before I fell asleep

12:55

I texted her what she had said it was

12:57

a shit. It was a crappy move Caught

13:00

myself. Oh It

13:02

was a crappy move. I should have

13:04

said it to her face, but I needed some catharsis

13:06

to settle down. I mean I Do

13:09

kind of get he literally told her and

13:11

she's like I forgot and then she just

13:13

falls asleep Yeah, so you

13:15

got to have some sort of backup like being

13:17

like hey I I marked

13:20

this to make sure there was like proof of like

13:22

I remember what you said this was The

13:27

next morning I went to help my parents with

13:29

yard work while working I decided I wasn't

13:31

going to let it go I

13:33

wanted to hold her accountable She

13:35

woke and saw my text and immediately

13:38

messaged our group of friends To

13:41

dig in deeper. No, I'm just kidding to

13:43

apologize. Yay They

13:45

said she had nothing to apologize for

13:48

nothing. She did nothing wrong. What

13:50

she's completely innocent Oh my god, they said she had nothing

13:52

to apologize for Shr-friley,

13:57

so Friday Friday, okay, right Chef

14:00

Riley. Chef Riley. Chef, thank you

14:02

chef. Cook. Yes, chef. Yes,

14:05

chef. They said you

14:07

had nothing to apologize for. Then she

14:09

text apologized to me. I

14:12

came over later and I told her that I was distraught. I

14:14

said, I didn't know who that, I

14:17

said, I didn't know who that person was

14:19

making those jokes. As in like, I don't

14:21

even recognize you. Yeah. Those crazy things. Yeah.

14:23

I don't believe that they were all jokes.

14:26

She apologized again and then threw up her

14:28

hands wondering what more could she do? What

14:30

more? I texted you a poll. I'm sorry.

14:32

What more? What else am I supposed to

14:34

do? What else am I supposed to do? It was

14:36

so hot. Am I supposed to be a good partner?

14:40

No, I can't do that. You

14:43

put me in a room with a sexy singing man.

14:46

Maybe if you just let me bang

14:48

him like 30 or

14:50

40 times. I come back to you. I come

14:52

back to you. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. She

14:55

said I'm overreacting. No one else thought it

14:57

was an issue. She said it's normal to

14:59

your husband. Right. She

15:02

said it's normal to make these jokes

15:04

about your sex life with your friends.

15:06

She also said that of course she

15:08

doesn't want other men. She barely has

15:10

interest in sex with me. Oh, oh,

15:13

oh, God. Oh

15:16

my God.

15:18

Why did you say that? Oh

15:21

my God. Why was that? You're a what?

15:24

That is like baby babe don't worry. I don't

15:26

think about other men. I barely think about

15:28

you. I didn't think about you. Do you gross

15:32

worm? Oh my

15:34

God. Oh, not worm slug. Yeah. Yeah. There

15:36

we go. Worms. I'm

15:39

sorry. Guys you know what? That was

15:41

a bad joke and I take

15:44

ownership and accountability for making a stupid joke.

15:46

I appreciate that. Are you kidding me? I

15:48

appreciate that. How dare I? How

15:51

dare you get cancelled? Worms,

15:56

I come to you with an orange of peace. I wish I had

15:58

one of these. I grow over let your feet. I

16:00

should just, guys, should I just take like 40 oranges

16:03

from the boxes downstairs and just put them in my lap on

16:05

the next stream? Yeah. I feel like

16:07

that would be a good use. Yep. She

16:10

also said that of course she doesn't want, I

16:12

told her to leave the house and I didn't want to

16:14

be around her. She left. A

16:16

needle. I'm sure I've ruined her birthday

16:18

at this point. Right, it's her birthday. Who

16:21

cares? Ah! Ah! I

16:24

forgot about that. I'm sure I've ruined her birthday

16:26

at this point. I feel horrible. What

16:28

do you guys think? Did I overreact?

16:33

And there is some updates. I know,

16:35

Dave. But first, chat.

16:38

We have a question for you which is gonna be a poll. And

16:41

you know what that poll is, Sophia? Tell

16:43

me. That poll is

16:45

going to say divorce

16:47

or not. That's what that

16:49

poll is gonna say. I'm leaning towards divorce.

16:54

Ooh. So let me ask you this. First,

16:57

did OP overreact? No.

17:00

And why not? Because that was

17:02

really, really harsh things to say

17:05

to your partner, really

17:07

rude things to say in front of other

17:09

people. If you have things that you wanna

17:11

bring up to your partner, you bring it up solo.

17:14

In private. And you bring it up

17:16

respectfully. Yes. You don't embarrass them in

17:18

front of a bunch of other people. Like,

17:20

honestly, I'm having trouble finding

17:22

a more disrespectful way to

17:25

bring something up other than making jokes

17:29

very much at your expense in front of all

17:31

of your friends. Yeah. I do

17:33

think this is therapy to divorce,

17:35

but yeah. Therapy first,

17:38

but. Therapy to divorce, no, therapy

17:40

first. Guessing that will ultimately reach

17:42

divorce, even going down all the

17:44

proper routes. Yeah, yeah. I

17:46

think OP's wife has a lot of making

17:48

up to do and right now she's not

17:50

even realizing what she did wrong. They

17:53

gotta go to therapy. Yeah.

17:57

Yeah. I would say, divorce

18:01

divorce divorce yeah

18:03

we got a couple of nah's I think those people are

18:06

leaning towards therapy yeah probably like like

18:08

hey go to therapy if it still

18:10

doesn't work out from there then get

18:12

a divorce cuz like the wife is

18:14

like not really apologizing no I feel

18:16

like really

18:18

not really not but you know what there's

18:21

more to the story we have

18:24

more ladies and gentlemen just for you wait so

18:27

update I didn't kick her out over

18:32

a marital home I asked her to leave and

18:34

leave she did she came back a

18:37

few hours later I packed a bag

18:39

and I'm staying at my parents for tonight

18:41

I'm not sure yet what I'm going to

18:43

do I think couples counseling would be best

18:45

this is smart I will likely make it

18:47

a prerequisite for me returning home I'm hesitant

18:49

to do it we've tried before and it

18:51

didn't go well she's against therapy in general

18:53

it it really feels like my choice is

18:55

my pride or my

18:58

family I am devastated and

19:00

that is literally the complete end of

19:03

the story there is no

19:05

more there is no I think

19:07

it's about pride I think it's about yeah

19:10

like do you want to beat what what

19:12

does that even mean I think he's saying

19:14

oh I like maybe

19:16

I'm just I'm just making this

19:18

an issue because my pride got

19:20

hurt like I go yeah with

19:22

my male ego I'm jealous blah blah

19:24

blah but I don't think that's the issue

19:26

I know gas lighting yeah gas lighting

19:29

gas lamp in your is really likes to say

19:31

there you go and

19:33

I think that you should

19:35

be with a partner who is respectful

19:37

and doesn't bat

19:40

like talk badly about you

19:43

one in front of you but also just around other people in

19:45

general a million yeah

19:47

I think you should be respectful about

19:49

your partner you shouldn't even say those things

19:51

gossiping about your partner in front

19:54

of people oh here's a

19:56

question yeah if okay

19:58

high pathetical We love

20:00

hypothetical. I do. Lay it

20:02

on me. A conspiracy theory, one may say? Not

20:06

a conspiracy theory. OK, OK.

20:08

Yes. Hypothetical. But yeah. Would

20:11

you rather your partner

20:13

say mean, hurtful things?

20:17

Oh, crap. What was my hypothetical? Oh,

20:19

no. In person. We're off

20:21

the hypothetical. You got it. I've been

20:23

infected. Oh, no. I've been infected, too.

20:26

We've all been infected. No! We've

20:29

all been infected with incomplete

20:31

thoughts. I literally cannot remember

20:33

the hypothetical That was what I was

20:35

going to make fun of you for, and I forgot the

20:37

words for it. Dude, how do you do this? What the

20:39

heck? What is this evil power that you have? OK,

20:42

I was going to say a hypothetical where would

20:45

you rather your partner say them in

20:48

person or behind your back? There we go.

20:50

I knew that's what you were trying to say. Did

20:53

you just help me? And I didn't want to help

20:55

you. OK, so first you infected me with incomplete

20:57

thoughts. You infected me with incomplete thoughts, and then

20:59

you literally don't help me complete the thought? Yes.

21:02

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Because

21:04

you deserve to know what it feels like. But

21:07

anyway, to answer your words, you'd rather.

21:11

I would rather them say it to my face so

21:13

I can break up with them. Wow.

21:16

Right. Right, just so

21:18

you know. Yeah. Yeah, because if someone's

21:20

running around behind your back, in

21:23

theory, maybe you don't hear it

21:26

for a while. Yeah. But it's

21:29

kind of better to your face

21:31

because then you know. Yeah, and then

21:33

you can decide whether or not you want to continue

21:35

that relationship. Yeah. Katy

21:37

Bear said she said it in front of a crowd, though.

21:40

She literally got over the

21:42

microphone like, hey, guys. She's

21:44

like, I'm not saying anything behind anybody's back.

21:46

Yeah, yeah. I say the truth. This guy is

21:49

the guy with the tiny little wiener over there.

21:51

I got to do that all

21:53

the time. I haven't seen another

21:56

wiener in so long. Like country

21:58

roads take me away. from

22:01

my husband, he's the

22:03

worst. Where's

22:07

that singer? I'll be your mama.

22:10

Take me home. You and

22:12

she wrote. Nice. We did it.

22:15

We improvized.

22:17

Improvisation. Oh my gosh.

22:20

I'm going to get a new, how's your back doing?

22:22

Because these pillows are not working for me. I would

22:24

love a, yeah, my back is a little hardened. Could

22:26

you read out

22:29

the donations and then some

22:31

chats and I'll be right back with the pillows. Yeah. Silver

22:33

Clover says, I constantly have incomplete thoughts

22:35

because of ADHD due to

22:38

the fact that my thoughts are rapidly coming and

22:40

going. So unless I say it right away, my brain

22:42

moves on. Dude, last night was

22:44

hilarious. So my girlfriend came over and

22:46

I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure she has

22:49

ADHD and having Sophia and her talk

22:51

to one another was the

22:53

craziest thing ever. Cause like they were both super, they

22:55

were both talking a hundred miles

22:58

an hour at each other and like yet

23:01

no was

23:03

really completed whatsoever. They

23:05

were like, and then the other one and

23:07

they were like so excited to be there and like their

23:09

wavelength was on the same thing. I

23:12

love talking to other people who have ADHD because I

23:14

think that ADHD

23:17

people tend to interrupt, but

23:20

it's not like a conscious. It's not like, oh my God, I

23:22

don't want to hear you. It's just like, I need like silver

23:24

clover said, it's like, I need to get that thought

23:26

out. But when you talk with other ADHD thoughts,

23:28

it's just constant interruptions and it just keeps going.

23:30

And it's like each person knows, like, you know,

23:33

you know the drill like, oh yeah, please. You

23:35

don't have to be like, sorry. It's just like, blah, blah, blah,

23:37

blah, blah. And we'll get back to that. There was a

23:39

lot of, oh, sorry. And like very nice, but in

23:42

those rabbit holes, like, yeah, it

23:45

was crazy. Who is this? My

23:48

girlfriend last night. We got crumble

23:50

cookie. That's cute. Yeah. It was

23:53

a good time, but I didn't read any of the donations.

23:55

Wow. Forgetful

24:00

Sophie it seems free apps of a

24:02

username Thank you for the

24:05

two bucks not remembering doesn't excuse behavior

24:07

big time big time as someone in

24:09

the comments said drunk So

24:11

words are sober thought drunk third

24:14

sober Thirds are thought words for

24:16

your brain hole drunks. Thirds are

24:18

a super thoughts Yeah

24:22

Moon night 18 they give you the one

24:24

buck tip if you guys are interested I

24:26

have a story about me and my family

24:28

trying to get rid of my little brother's

24:30

dog without him knowing terrible

24:33

moon night 18 but worried

24:36

worried However,

24:38

however, however, you can submit it

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to our slash ok op

24:42

show We are

24:45

reading a lot more stories from there and guess

24:47

what ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna see right now.

24:49

We've been shouting out and

24:51

reading a lot more of your stories from our

24:53

slash ok op show and At

24:56

this point in time We did

24:58

we were number 17 in podcasts on all

25:00

of Reddit. Oh, we're now 24 For

25:04

guys we went down to 24 where we're not

25:06

we're not back yet. However, we

25:08

do have like another 250 members.

25:11

Oh, hey, so we're get we're at 60 almost 6,300

25:15

Members, we're getting there. So guys send

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in your stories because it's

25:19

awesome. Yeah, and we love Thank

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you for the 1489 The

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got BAM make it even Let's

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go. 2020 also guys. There's one right below moon night No,

25:32

thank we wrote it. Oh, oh You

25:40

are really wanting to read something you can read

25:42

this next story. Oh, I mean aren't we still

25:44

in this story? Nope. Oh Wow,

25:49

that was a complete thought Sophia Wowie Wow

25:51

Wow The story cuz

25:53

it's about to blow your freakin mind. Whoa

25:56

Wow Wow. Whoopsie you

26:00

ever play that you

26:03

don't even know what that is you

26:05

don't even know what that is to all

26:07

the people who played wawa whoops oh my god

26:10

am I the a-hole for robbing your

26:13

my wife a fair partner and

26:16

causing his divorce I'm

26:19

gonna say that one more time because John looks like I

26:21

didn't know what happened I don't am

26:23

I the a-hole for robbing

26:26

my wife a fair partner and

26:29

causing his divorce why

26:32

are you talking to me like

26:34

okay grandpa so we're gonna take

26:36

your Alzheimer's pills and then you're

26:38

gonna drink your prune juice okay

26:40

okay grandpa why did why do old

26:42

people drink prune juice because it

26:45

helps with blood flow really yeah I

26:47

did not know that dude

26:49

you freakin liar I think you'd be

26:51

just be joke juice so much like

26:53

flow but don't wait guys well anyway

26:55

research III yeah thank you yeah Cass

27:03

I was gonna say that 96 54 says I 32

27:05

have been married to my soon-to-be ex wife

27:10

30 Madison for four

27:13

years we're currently in counseling but

27:15

it's not going to work about

27:18

a year ago I found out she was

27:20

having an affair by coming home

27:27

to their clothes in our living room

27:30

and sounds coming from our bitch oh oh

27:33

no better than seeing a

27:35

whore I lost it

27:37

I was getting my cricket

27:39

bat out of the front closet when I

27:41

stopped to think about the consequences the

27:44

cricket back it back

27:46

it cricket back that forget

27:49

we got that back hey

27:51

yo hey yo I didn't want to

27:53

go to jail good

27:56

so you stop yeah oh yeah

28:00

And then he stops oh, sorry

28:02

did I say when I stopped to think about consequences

28:04

I did not want to go to jail Instead

28:07

I took all their clothes and

28:10

quite just quietly left That's

28:14

funny I

28:17

think it's like like a high school movie where they

28:19

steal the clothes while the guys in the shower or

28:21

whatever. Yeah I Went

28:26

to a friend's house, but not before throwing

28:28

all the clothes in a McDonald's garbage

28:30

can I turned

28:32

off my phone and got poop

28:35

faced with my buddy

28:37

his wife host us off in the morning

28:40

after I turned my phone back on

28:42

I had Dozens of calls and texts

28:45

from Madison first scared because

28:47

she got my update the flight information So

28:50

he was on a flight and he came over early Then

28:53

update then upset that I hadn't called her to let

28:55

her know I was going to be coming home early

28:58

Then freaked out that the house had been

29:00

broken into then crazy because she figured out

29:03

it was me They just

29:05

got more deranged the guy

29:07

she was with is five inches shorter than me

29:09

and about 60 pounds lighter Maybe

29:12

he's a little little British man Little

29:16

English English man inside

29:18

me So

29:20

if he has taken oh, so if

29:22

he had taken my clothes, it would be obvious

29:25

Because he's so much shorter He

29:28

ended up calling his friend to go get his spare keys

29:30

from his house Unfortunately

29:32

for him his wife smelled her

29:34

at and followed his friend back

29:36

to my house where she saw him

29:38

leaving and oversized clothes

29:42

Long story short. She took pictures

29:44

and she had evidence of his

29:46

infidelity Oh,

29:49

yo Which caused their

29:51

prenup to be canceled which

29:53

cost him a lot of money

29:55

was this so this wasn't op scenario He's

29:57

saying there's a whole other scenario So,

30:00

so OP caught

30:02

his wife cheating on him with the guy

30:04

who was significantly shorter than him. And he

30:06

was like, cricket bat, I'm about to go

30:09

psycho. And then he was like, whoa, whoa,

30:11

whoa. And I want to go to jail. Yeah. Instead,

30:13

I'm going to steal all their clothes, throw

30:15

them in the garbage. And

30:17

the wife figured out that he did it and

30:20

was like, oh, my God, what are you doing? And so

30:23

because the affair partner had no

30:25

clothes, he had to borrow some of

30:27

OP's clothes, which were significantly baggier.

30:30

And a fair partner's wife

30:33

saw this happen, like saw him come

30:35

home with baggy clothes and was like,

30:37

you're really cheating. So, so

30:39

OP, the person being cheated on

30:41

and the other spouse being cheated

30:43

on, both caught their, their respective

30:46

partners in the act. And now

30:48

there is a divorce happening. Oh,

30:50

divorce, divorce, divorce,

30:52

divorce, yeah,

30:55

we did it. We haven't done a good one

30:57

in a while. So true. It took

30:59

a couple of months, but my wife convinced

31:01

me to try and forgive her. We

31:04

started going to counseling and we were

31:07

working our way through it until recently.

31:10

In a counseling session, she said that I

31:12

was wrong to steal his wallet, phone and

31:14

car keys. She said that his

31:16

divorce is costing him a lot of money and that

31:18

I should have dealt with it in a more mature

31:20

manner and that it was my fault. Why

31:23

does she still care about him though? About

31:26

the affair partner. If there, if she's

31:28

not trying to make it work with OP, why

31:31

is she still keeping up to date with the

31:33

affair partners? He's got to check in.

31:35

Yeah. She's like, I just had to

31:38

see how he was doing and

31:40

divorce proceedings for going. What his

31:43

schedule was looking like. Um,

31:46

I have never admitted to taking his stuff

31:48

to begin with. I was afraid he might

31:50

call the cops. Then I didn't

31:52

want to give her an ammunition in case she

31:54

was divorced. Oh, in case

31:57

she wanted a divorce. Now I just

31:59

don't care. I told her

32:01

that her cheating was the reason her

32:03

boyfriend is getting divorced and that I

32:05

hope his ex takes everything. Ouch. I

32:08

am still not living at home. I have

32:11

my own apartment and I'm filing for divorce.

32:13

Now that I know how she feels, it's

32:15

kind of a slap in the face that she's

32:18

blaming me for his divorce. Yeah.

32:21

Pretty twisted. How, like, you're

32:23

the one that cheated. You are the one

32:26

who cheated. Hello. Stop blaming

32:28

me. If I punch Riley in the

32:30

face and then Riley is like, I'm

32:33

gonna sue you for assault. And I'm like,

32:35

guys, look how terrible Riley is

32:37

suing his best buddy. Ooh. How

32:39

dare you? I

32:42

punch Riley in the face. I

32:44

deserve the case. Jon really wants to punch Riley

32:46

in the face. No.

32:49

That is completely false. This is really

32:51

what you're supposed to do. This is

32:53

a Jon's classic analogy slash

32:55

metaphor. Analogy. Right? Yeah. This is

32:58

Jon's classic analogy. Both an analogy

33:00

and classic. Yeah. And it's

33:02

classic because it's kind of

33:04

not right, you know? Yes. Exactly. It

33:08

kind of doesn't work. All of my analogies are

33:10

like, this is wrong, but it

33:12

is also right. But it's also

33:14

right. But it's also correct. You're like 90, you're like 85%

33:16

there. It's right

33:18

in a wrong way. Yeah. You

33:21

know what I'm saying? Absolutely. Yeah.

33:23

If there was one person on this team I would not identify with, it would be Jon. Because

33:26

of the Florida man inside of you. I do

33:29

have a Florida man inside me as well. Honestly,

33:31

bro, I think you would go insane. Like Sam,

33:34

I could maybe, I'd probably lose too, Sam, but

33:36

I could have a fair fight. You? I'm

33:39

scared to death. I would not want to get a fight with you. I

33:42

think you have a much better shot at me

33:44

than Sam. I think I could beat you in a

33:46

fight. Who, me? Yeah. You

33:48

always try to fight me. I don't know why. New O.K.O.P. event

33:51

coming to you. I think

33:53

I could beat you in a fight purely because

33:55

you would underestimate me. Ooh.

33:57

You'd be like, I don't want to hit a woman and I'd be like, bop. I

34:04

Bite you like I'm like Dude

34:12

every time I'm in the kitchen just existing she's

34:14

all the time like I

34:19

have an urge to fight just me

34:21

though. No one Is a blood match

34:24

they can only be satisfied by carnage. Yeah in

34:26

the second I throw a poach. I'm the bad

34:28

guy Wow Got

34:31

a world do we live in? We

34:33

live in a society Riley Get

34:36

used to it. So true get used to it

34:40

anyways Yeah,

34:44

no That would be wrong

34:46

if you punched me and then try

34:48

to say I was bad guy whenever I went

34:50

to Sue you Correct.

34:54

Oh, yeah, full circle. Have

34:56

we reached the end of the story? Yeah, we have

35:00

What does that mean? What

35:03

does that mean ladies and gentlemen? What does it

35:05

mean? Are you double checking? Yeah, but

35:07

you've read the story you read it all What

35:17

Did you just count down

35:19

one two three and then start counting down

35:22

again Sophia

35:24

that is not how that works

35:30

No Are

35:32

you ready to tell them what's next one

35:34

two three read this next story? But

35:37

instead you said one two three and

35:39

then proceeded to count again, which literally

35:41

nobody done Two

35:44

three Next

35:46

story I was like are we gonna count one

35:48

two three after the one two three? See this

35:50

time see this time she did say it after

35:52

the count. I am so confused

35:55

I am completely lost but guess what ladies and gentlemen,

35:57

we're just gonna read this next story anyway I

36:00

don't even know what to do Riley. Where are we at? What story? I

36:08

Wasn't scared of whacking the cheaters. That's

36:10

right. Yeah, the big spank on the booty.

36:12

I don't need a cricket bat No, I

36:15

got two fists. Yeah, welcome to the gun

36:17

show Yeah All

36:27

right Am I

36:29

a hole for telling my husband

36:31

his affair child isn't welcome in

36:33

our home a home Yeah, I

36:35

think a hole a hole so

36:37

well, we don't know I see frame 666

36:40

says my husband and I have been married

36:42

for nine years in 2021 We

36:44

found out that my husband was being

36:47

sued for child support Yikes,

36:49

turns out my husband had an affair

36:51

shortly after we were married It merely

36:53

ended our marriage But we went to

36:55

counseling together and I agreed to stay

36:57

in the marriage with the following provisions

37:00

My husband was to get a second job

37:02

So that way his child support payments did

37:04

not affect our household budget and that at

37:07

no point in time Would I ever consider

37:09

having a relationship with this child? I've never

37:11

even thought about the thing of like if

37:14

he pays child support it is taking away From

37:17

the finances that they have for like your family

37:19

never even yeah, but I never crossed my mind

37:21

before If you wanted

37:23

to pursue one with them a relationship

37:25

with the kids fine, but I have

37:27

absolutely zero interest in this kid Is

37:31

that fair? So via? I

37:33

think it is fair for her to say

37:35

hey take another job to support your kid.

37:38

Yeah, I I

37:41

think to stipulate that I don't

37:44

want to ever have any sort of relationship

37:46

because a relationship is kind of like it's

37:48

a Spectrum it

37:50

seems like she doesn't even want to like see this

37:52

kid Yeah, and that

37:54

at that point if that is your

37:56

take on it. I think you should

37:58

just leave the relationship because that

38:01

child is his forever. Yeah,

38:03

and it's like, it's so intertwined.

38:05

If he is to be a

38:08

good father to a child, would I

38:11

would hope, I would hope, then

38:14

he does have to have a relationship

38:16

with the child. I think she needs

38:18

to leave, if she can't handle him, if

38:22

this child makes her think about the affair, then

38:26

she's already thinking about, if

38:28

she's thinking about the affair, then

38:31

the relationship is at an end. Yes.

38:36

That was a full thought, it just took me a second to

38:38

get there. That was a full thought. That was a full

38:41

thought. We have to give Sophie a credit, ladies and gentlemen.

38:43

But let's put a poll up, divorce or not, out of

38:45

right now. I think divorce.

38:47

Divorce? I think divorce. I'm not saying that she

38:49

is in the wrong, I'm

38:52

not saying that she necessarily

38:54

has to get over him

38:57

having an affair and having an affair child, but I

38:59

think if she cannot handle it, she needs to leave,

39:01

because this is her not handling it. Ready

39:03

on three? Yeah. On three? One,

39:06

two, three. One, two, three.

39:09

Divorce, divorce, divorce. There

39:13

was another silent three seconds. We

39:17

love it, we love to see it. Yeah, we're

39:19

seeing- I'm glad you guys can count. Yeah, there

39:21

will be cats, says she can, oh wait,

39:23

can you scroll up a little bit? So

39:26

many votes, so

39:29

many votes. She can have boundaries, but she should

39:31

just leave. I agree, yeah, she does not have to be

39:33

okay with it, but she should leave

39:35

if she's not. Yeah. Yeah,

39:39

yeah, that kid's his. Yeah,

39:41

it is a kind of tough thing

39:43

to stipulate, never. I mean, she just

39:45

said she didn't want a relationship and

39:47

had zero interest. I think she has

39:49

to have somewhat of a relationship with

39:52

the child. Yeah. If she wants to stay in

39:54

the relationship, she has to have somewhat of a relationship.

39:56

Because what happens, someone, emergency, Someone

40:00

needs to watch the kids. Yeah, whatever and she's like,

40:03

no, I won't It is totally different

40:05

for this kid to be like in their 20s

40:07

and she's like, I you know I'm not gonna have

40:09

a relationship with your kid, right? But like

40:11

for it to be an actual Baby,

40:14

right a baby a child

40:16

that needs to be raised Yeah,

40:19

you can you look at baby and you're like

40:21

listen up baby. Listen up You

40:24

want a relationship with my husband? Yeah

40:27

freaking right You put your little

40:29

diapers on and you go out there and you get a job today

40:33

today yesterday Yes,

40:35

you should have had a job as a

40:37

fetus. Come on, okay Get

40:39

prepared and get out there to live life

40:42

because guess what sweetheart? I'm

40:44

not your mommy. Guess what cupcake. Guess

40:46

what? What? What

40:50

what? What

40:56

What what You

41:02

get a lot what am

41:04

I guessing? What am I getting? Okay,

41:14

some people are saying therapy they

41:17

want a therapy option nah,

41:19

no peer destruction or nothing Therapy

41:23

but it seems like she's like really making a

41:26

You know Divorce is just

41:28

shorthand. We're just using divorces shorthand.

41:30

We go extremes. Yeah Yeah, I don't have time

41:33

for the in-between. Also, we're gonna get back to

41:35

the story. But Kimberly fine says is this the

41:37

intro for thrift shop? Anyways

41:45

back to the story so My

41:48

husband has been getting to know his kid over the

41:50

past couple of years recently my husband

41:52

came to me and informed me that there

41:54

was some sort of Baby

41:57

mama drama Baba Baba drama. I don't know why I

41:59

don't take my glasses off more for dramatic effect. I

42:01

think that is there a rhyme for baby? Mama,

42:04

llama mama drama. That doesn't have anything

42:06

to do with babies. But

42:08

it does. Apparently, she

42:10

has to, sir?

42:16

Apparently. I'm reading a story.

42:19

Apparently, she has to self

42:21

surrender in May and is

42:23

going to be incarcerated for

42:25

eight months. Wait,

42:27

whoa. Yep. Oh,

42:30

that baby is going to have no mama.

42:32

Yeah. Hence the drama. Oh, man.

42:35

My husband told me that he needed to take

42:37

custody while his affair partner is locked up. Absolutely.

42:40

Otherwise, the baby's on the streets. Yeah.

42:43

Otherwise, the kid would have to go to their

42:45

grandparents who basically live on the opposite coast from

42:47

us. Their kid doesn't

42:49

want to have to change schools. Oh, wait,

42:51

is this much further down? Their kid doesn't

42:53

want to have to change schools or be

42:56

so far away from their friends, dad, mom,

42:58

and she will be doing her time

43:00

fairly local to us. So

43:03

after my husband told me that, I

43:06

got up and left the house. I

43:09

went to the grocery store on the corner and

43:11

grabbed a copy of our area's apartment guide and

43:13

went back home and handed it to him. He

43:16

asked if I was serious. I told him I

43:19

still felt the same way I did

43:22

three years ago. He said

43:24

he didn't think it was fair

43:26

considering the extenuating circumstances. I

43:29

told him I don't care about the circumstances.

43:31

His kid is not welcome in my home.

43:33

If he wanted to take custody, I

43:36

will grant him an amicable divorce,

43:39

but I am not changing my mind.

43:41

I am not taking care of some

43:43

other chick's kid. And there is an

43:45

edit, but, Sophia, we

43:48

gotta chat real quick. We gotta chat with chat real quick.

43:52

I think so. Anya says her

43:54

feelings are valid, but they're incompatible

43:56

with a second chance, right? Sophia's

43:58

point of life. Yeah, she can feel that way, but

44:01

she needs to leave. Yes. So,

44:05

I think, so she basically

44:07

was like, hey, you're

44:09

going to have to go

44:13

raise this kid elsewhere. Yeah, I mean, that's really

44:15

the bottom line. I honestly don't know if therapy

44:17

would work here. Yeah. Because

44:19

she's, yeah. I think she's so over... She's

44:22

so staunchly like, I will not

44:25

raise this child. Yeah. And

44:27

I don't know if it would... I don't know if she

44:29

would even accept therapy. And to

44:31

be fair, like, having

44:33

to, basically, because if the kid is

44:36

in your house, you are by default helping raise the

44:38

child. If this kid is in your

44:40

house and you're helping

44:42

raise it for this person who

44:44

just got like, thrown in jail for

44:46

eight months, that for like, this

44:49

girl that cheated on your husband, that

44:51

sucks. It sucks. She should leave.

44:54

She should leave. I think

44:56

her asking her husband to

44:58

not raise his child is

45:01

an a-hole move. Yeah. But I think

45:03

she should just leave. It is totally fair for her not to

45:05

be able to raise this child. She

45:07

should not ask her husband to abandon the child, though. Yes.

45:10

I agree. I think she, yeah,

45:12

she's trying to have her taken it through here. Yeah.

45:15

And just needs to... Yeah, she's trying to like,

45:18

ignore everything that was like, created

45:20

from the affair. Also,

45:24

I feel like she doesn't even want

45:26

her husband at this point. No. I

45:28

just don't understand why she's staying with this guy. I feel

45:30

like if she was like, hey, you know what? I,

45:33

you know, this is an innocent baby. And this

45:35

is an innocent baby, too. Yeah. It

45:37

is always unfortunate. And we've read like, several

45:39

stories where like, people take it out on

45:41

the affair baby. And it's like, the affair

45:44

baby is innocent. Yeah. That's

45:46

a baby. That doesn't mean you have

45:48

to raise the child or anything like

45:50

that. But that means that you can't

45:52

like, it is ultimately

45:55

an innocent person that did

45:57

nothing wrong. And

46:00

that's that. And also, yeah, everyone's

46:02

saying like the husband's the a-hole. That's

46:04

again, I think that's obvious. That's a die's

46:06

default. He cheated on her a-hole. I'm

46:08

saying from like whether or not OP is

46:11

the a-hole, I think a little bit. I

46:14

think a little bit. I would say a little bit too. Yeah, I think

46:16

she's valid for these feelings that she needs to leave. Yeah,

46:18

just misdirecting the choices

46:21

around it, I would say. Who's the key

46:23

to this? I've got a different take. Dad, not my

46:25

father. Not my

46:27

father? Oh, okay. I had

46:29

two children outside of him and mother's marriage

46:32

when they separated due to him and addiction issues.

46:34

But oh, that's for an old one, I

46:36

think, right? Oh, maybe. I don't

46:38

think that's. Yeah, maybe I have been

46:41

seeing a few comments from like old, maybe people are catching up

46:43

in the chat. Word

46:46

may be Oki says, if my husband got

46:48

another chick pregnant, I'd get custody and raise

46:50

it because odds are I was

46:52

also there at conception. Sharing

46:55

security. is

46:59

like about to drop like a real

47:01

scenario for some like serious engaged discussion

47:03

when it's hilarious. Wait,

47:06

can you scroll up a little bit? Roll

47:08

up. There is one a little bit more. There

47:11

we go. Mrs. Filer says, quite frankly, the

47:13

husband should divorce, like he said, like

47:16

he should take some accountability. I think

47:18

that's like, I think that's obvious to me. Obviously

47:22

he should divorce and prioritize his child. But

47:25

again, I'm just focusing on OP right now. Yeah, I wonder

47:27

like point blank a hole. Yeah,

47:29

he's like, so the a hole. It's like, okay, go to the

47:31

a hole corner. You're it's clear you're there. Yeah. Although

47:34

like, is it? I

47:40

get it's not like as practically useful. Yeah,

47:43

but is him being like, hey, I want to like

47:45

try and right my wrong by like staying in this

47:47

marriage and like doing what I can for you. Yeah.

47:51

But also obviously raising this child. Is

47:53

that a commendable move? I

48:02

Not practical I don't think I think

48:05

it's just when someone asks you to

48:07

choose Them

48:10

over your child I think

48:12

that is I Don't

48:15

I don't know. Yeah a question about that

48:18

over an innocent baby over an

48:20

innocent baby that you brought into the world Yeah,

48:23

and you need to take responsibility for that's

48:25

like that's my thing Sam Hyatt says she's

48:28

not asking him to neglect the child She's

48:30

saying if hubby is taking custody rather than

48:32

grandparents he can do so, but she will

48:34

divorce I feel like Opie is getting unfairly

48:36

demonized No, but like that's

48:39

my I guess my point is again like she

48:42

should divorce She shouldn't

48:44

ask him to do this. Yeah, like she's

48:46

she's She's well within

48:48

her very much within a right Divorce

48:51

and then not have to deal with

48:53

the responsibilities of this other

48:56

child And like

48:58

when we say there's so many times where it's like

49:00

it's an a-hole move and we're having fun and we

49:02

pick things On poles. Yeah, but like it's like Compared

49:05

to what the husband did Yeah,

49:08

it like no story don't nowhere

49:10

near and Also,

49:13

like when people are hurt

49:15

like we have you know, yeah

49:18

reactions to that Yeah, it happens.

49:20

But um, anywho, Katie Lice's also

49:22

why would you want a partner that could easily

49:24

abandon their child? That's my thought bras. I'm like,

49:26

why would you ask your partner to do that?

49:29

Yeah, like if they could just

49:31

so easily abandon your child, why would you want to continue having

49:33

a life with them? Well,

49:36

but let's keep going we have we

49:38

might get some information. Yeah to answer

49:40

that question Yeah, Sophia the worm Queen

49:42

edit for all the people concerned What

49:46

what a whipcracker I am make

49:48

in making my poor husband work two jobs He

49:52

has never had a full-time job since we've been together

49:54

Uh-oh, that's context. He

49:56

works two part-time retail jobs that

49:58

now add up to 40 to 50

50:00

hours a week. Currently,

50:02

only has supervised visitation

50:06

with his kid, I'm assuming the affair baby, they see

50:08

each other once or twice a month for a couple

50:10

of hours with a social worker present. That

50:13

is just the saddest scenario of all

50:15

time. It's just like just imagining

50:17

a scenario, this guy is just like sitting

50:20

there for like a few hours

50:22

a month with his kid,

50:24

my goodness. And for those who seem

50:27

to think that I need to be

50:29

the one to file for divorce, no,

50:32

I will not. I am not the

50:34

one who created the situation. If my husband

50:36

wanted to pursue custody, I have told him

50:38

I will not fight it. I

50:41

will grant him an amicable divorce and let

50:43

him be on his way. However,

50:45

I am not going to waste my own time,

50:47

energy and money to do so. He

50:50

is responsible for getting his own ducks

50:52

in a row for the situation he

50:54

created. This includes being the one to

50:56

go through the headache of filing and

50:59

that is the end of

51:01

the story, ladies and gentlemen. But

51:04

it is very far from

51:06

the end of the stream because

51:09

we have someone in our midst. Who's in our midst?

51:12

I don't know, Sophia, maybe his name

51:15

rhymes with damn sauna. Damn

51:18

sauna. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Oh,

51:20

who is it? Oh,

51:23

who is it? Oh my God. Okay, so you

51:25

came at a perfect time because

51:27

we just ended a story and can give you a TLDR that we can discuss. Sick.

51:31

So, Obie's husband

51:33

cheated and had a kid, right? Obie

51:37

said, the wife is, Obie's

51:40

wife, yep. Obie is the wife. Obie is the

51:42

wife. Obie the wife says, I want

51:44

literally nothing to do with

51:47

your child. I want to have zero relationship, I have

51:49

zero interest. Basically, I don't want to see this baby.

51:52

I want to see this baby at all. Then,

51:55

the baby mama, the

51:58

affair. partner

52:00

gets thrown in jail for eight months.

52:04

I know. Oh yeah. Yes. Wait, is

52:06

she sticking by

52:08

the cheater? Yeah. Oh wait. They

52:10

stayed together. The wife and

52:12

her wife stayed with the cheating husband. Which

52:14

is the stipulation that I will not have anything

52:16

to do with your child. Yes. Oh

52:18

yeah. But now the child

52:21

will either be put up for adoption or...

52:23

We'll go to the grandparents on the other

52:25

side of the country. So yeah. So I

52:27

mean not the worst thing in the world

52:29

but basically the dad was like, hey he

52:31

already has a three-year-old kid,

52:34

he has a life here, like I want

52:36

to parent him. Let me take

52:39

care of him and... What's

52:43

your take? Go ahead. Well Matt, I

52:46

mean first of all, very tough situation.

52:48

Not a lot. There's probably a myriad

52:50

of right answers and a myriad of

52:52

wrong answers. But...

52:55

But... When

52:57

you say a three-year-old has a life

52:59

here, that kid doesn't...

53:06

There are no memories. That kid is not forming

53:08

memories. That kid is a tabla rasa. The kid

53:10

said he wanted to say. I thought they were

53:12

in school. Am I... The kid's just barely taught.

53:14

No, no, no. Aaron says, what three-year-old is in

53:16

school? Did I miss here though? Okay. He

53:18

asked if I was... He's in preschool.

53:21

He asked if I was serious. I told him I

53:23

still... The three-year-old asked if he was

53:26

serious? That's the three-year-old said, are you

53:28

serious? I

53:32

don't think it really matters whether or not he is a

53:34

life here. I think it's about... It doesn't. He's

53:36

three. Who gives a shit? No, but I

53:39

think it's about... Sorry, minute. Yeah. I don't

53:41

think it matters about that. I don't think

53:43

that's the point. I think it's... I think the

53:45

father should be taking responsibility for his kid. Sure.

53:48

I want to focus

53:50

on the fact that people are like,

53:52

this kid has a life here. It's

53:54

a great point. That is not a valid argument. are

54:00

like, like that is a non point. Let's,

54:02

let's put that point aside for

54:04

a second. So the kind of

54:07

conclusion of the story was, um,

54:10

uh, OP goes to the husband. He

54:12

she's like, here's some apartments. Go find

54:14

an apartment if you want to raise

54:16

your kid. And then a bunch of people were saying like,

54:19

Hey, why don't you just divorce him? It sounds like you

54:21

don't want to want to be with them. And she was

54:23

like, I am not going to go

54:25

through the, like the painful,

54:28

frustrating process of filing for divorce because of his actions.

54:30

If he wants a divorce so bad, he can go

54:33

get it himself. End

54:35

of story. That's an interesting take. My

54:37

take is that obviously the husband

54:39

is a ho that's easy.

54:42

Yeah. Yeah. But I think that

54:44

she should have from the beginning,

54:46

if this was her take on it, uh,

54:49

gotten a divorce because I don't think that

54:51

she should ask this guy to abandon his

54:53

kid. That's my

54:56

take. So what's not clear here. Does

54:58

he want relationship

55:01

with this? He wants a relationship

55:03

and basically she's coming in between

55:06

the relationship of

55:09

OPs. Yeah. And what I was saying is she

55:11

is totally valid to feel those feelings and not

55:13

want a relationship with this kid because it's going

55:15

to be a hard job. He never had a stable job. Yes.

55:18

Yeah. Yeah. No, I think she's totally

55:20

valid to not want to have a relationship with the kid.

55:22

Why does she want to be with him? Exactly. That's

55:24

what I'm saying. I don't know why she wants, she literally,

55:26

she doesn't want a relationship with the kid. She

55:28

is angry that he cheated on her. Rightfully. So

55:31

why is she staying with this man? You

55:36

got what you got buddy. Oh, I know. I know what you're going to

55:38

say. What am I going to say? You got that. I

55:44

mean, potentially it

55:47

is a possibility. It is a possibility. Let

55:49

me tell you. Yeah. Uh, that

55:51

is, that is a possibility. You're right. How many women

55:53

do you think stay with you because of your slown?

56:00

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

56:02

sorry, sorry, your personality. Riley, tell us

56:05

your thoughts about the story, Sam. Those

56:07

are my thoughts. The

56:11

chat seems like it's a little bit split. Oh,

56:13

let's do a poll. Yeah. Oh,

56:15

wait, the chat is split. Wait, so let

56:18

me, let me phrase it specifically. Cause

56:21

she divorced the poll has already spoken.

56:24

What do you mean? Yeah,

56:26

I agree. I agree. Yeah,

56:30

yeah, yeah. I feel like definitely

56:32

divorced. Like he's deadbeat. He cheated.

56:35

It sounds, but

56:37

I feel like the whole, the whole

56:39

idea of like, I'm

56:41

saying like too much. I feel

56:43

the whole idea of, oh,

56:46

I want you to get a divorce because I don't

56:48

want to deal with it. I

56:51

don't think that is true. I

56:53

think, I think they're both going to have to

56:55

deal with it no matter who starts it. I think we're dealing with

56:57

a little bit of fear, fear of

57:00

the unknown fear of what it's like to

57:02

be on your own without a partner. I

57:06

think there's fear. Yeah. That's

57:09

what I think. OP does seem to

57:11

have like some like reservations that's like

57:13

kind of clouded in the stubborn kind

57:16

of like wall. I think the fear is

57:19

being masked by stubbornness. Yeah.

57:21

That's what I said. I think she's stubborn.

57:23

Well, but I think, I think, I

57:25

don't think she's just stubborn. I think she

57:27

is pretending to be or she

57:29

is, she is feigning

57:31

stubbornness to hide the fear. Let

57:35

me ask you this though. So let's say, I think

57:38

this is not what she's saying, but this I

57:40

think would be way more reasonable. She's

57:43

like, I am separating you, separating with you. However,

57:45

the divorce and everything is such a

57:48

long, painful process. Like I want you to

57:51

bear the brunt of this because you were

57:53

the one that destroyed this relationship. Like make

57:55

this process easy on me. I will, as

57:57

she said, I will give you amicable. terms.

58:01

Oh, she doesn't want to have to pay him alimony.

58:04

Cause she has the HuCord said, because

58:06

she makes more money than him. They

58:08

think it's just separate. But, but, but,

58:10

but, but

58:12

he cheated. Yeah. Good point.

58:15

Oh yeah. He cheated. So she would have

58:17

like, yeah. It would be open. It would

58:19

be an open shut case. Yeah. Yeah. The

58:21

affair was towards the beginning of the relationship,

58:23

but they only found it recently. If he

58:25

admitted to it in writing. Yeah. Uh,

58:28

I think probably pretty easy. Yeah.

58:30

Open shut. Open shut. Like he cheated.

58:32

That's why this, he should not be,

58:35

uh, he should not be

58:37

given alimony or any other payments.

58:39

Oh, buddy. Oh, sorry. I was

58:41

going to say, Aramay says, why is it on her

58:43

to leave? She gave him apartment listing. She should, he

58:45

should leave probably. But it sounds like he's

58:47

refused. He's like not the relationship. Like

58:50

if she wants to keep the

58:53

place. Yeah, that's fine. I'm just saying

58:55

like she should leave the relationship. I agree. But

58:57

it seems like she's not even doing that. You know,

58:59

that's what I'm saying. She said, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

59:01

But maybe she does. All right. So bunny cakes is

59:03

a great point. $5 super chat. Thank you. The person

59:05

who files for divorce has to pay for it. That's

59:08

why she doesn't want to start the process. She's not

59:10

stubborn. Okay. But I raised you this. What Sophia just

59:12

said in John, so you just

59:14

said, why isn't she just leave the

59:16

relationship? She doesn't have to divorce to

59:18

be separated. So separate and get, get

59:20

this nincompoo out of your life. Yeah.

59:23

And yeah, maybe you don't divorce fully,

59:25

but you just separate. Yeah. And

59:28

it feels like she's not even

59:30

willing to separate. Yeah. Which fear.

59:34

Yeah. Yeah. I do think

59:36

that there is legitimate, like stubborn

59:39

pettiness. Yeah. Masking something else. Yeah.

59:41

Who's the key? It says, Opie is not the a-hole, but should

59:44

have walked away a long time ago if her feelings were

59:46

and are so deep. That's the thing. I

59:48

just think like, I don't think she's an a-hole for

59:50

feeling that way. Yeah. And why torture

59:52

yourself for years? You know what?

59:55

What? She's an a-hole. Yeah.

1:00:01

Yep. You

1:00:05

just blew my mind. Oh, I thought you were... I don't

1:00:07

know why my first thought was you were about to give

1:00:09

Sam like a Paul Hollywood handshake.

1:00:12

Paul... Paul... Yeah, what? That's for

1:00:14

all my great British Bake Off fans. Paul

1:00:16

Hollywood's one of the judges and whenever he

1:00:18

like tastes something that he really likes, he'll

1:00:21

give a hand... he'll go... And

1:00:25

it's like a huge thing because he like doesn't... He

1:00:27

doesn't give a handshake out to anyone. Yeah.

1:00:30

But it's like you know it means something. Yeah. I

1:00:32

thought that's what you were going to do. That is

1:00:34

true. Ryanstone

1:00:37

Cowgirl says I agree with Bunny Queen Isis.

1:00:40

No, one says she wants to

1:00:42

hurt him. Daniel

1:00:45

Pfeiffer says, yes, Sophia, my favorite show.

1:00:48

It could be as in Isis the

1:00:50

God. True. Good

1:00:52

point, Riley. What do you say? Isis is

1:00:54

also a God. Isis is

1:00:56

also God? A God. A God. A

1:00:59

God. And also, I, Spice's real name. Really?

1:01:01

Isis? Yes. No

1:01:04

way. It's like a people who are named Adolph.

1:01:06

Oh. He's a bad rat.

1:01:08

That's a suck. Yeah. Love

1:01:11

Bowl says he might lose custody if you left

1:01:13

though. He

1:01:15

might lose custody of their... Sophia Cowell says Bro got

1:01:17

no money. That's why he says he's not going to

1:01:19

leave. Why would he leave? Yeah. I

1:01:22

think it's like so obviously he's able. I

1:01:24

just think like she needs to go. Like

1:01:26

this is not a good situation for her. Yeah.

1:01:29

So I think we are

1:01:31

seemingly all in agreement. I think everyone

1:01:34

thinks divorce but everyone's... Everyone believes divorce. Divorce.

1:01:37

Divorce. Divorce. Divorce.

1:01:39

Get divorce. I think the split is a

1:01:41

whole or not the whole. Or at least... Okay. Maybe

1:01:44

not divorce because of money but

1:01:46

at least separation. Get out of there. You have

1:01:48

to get out of there. She needs to

1:01:50

go says Sophia Cowell. I agree. But

1:01:53

you know what we need to go do? What? Well

1:01:55

I mean a couple of things. I don't know if we've read donations. I just got

1:01:57

you. Oh we haven't. Well

1:01:59

we should. Redonations, but we should

1:02:01

also spend that

1:02:03

wheel Because we

1:02:05

got to a thousand That's

1:02:08

fucking right read the donations. Yes, and

1:02:10

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we go. Baby. Bins

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and Guglios. Here we go. Baby.

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Baby, baby. Baby, baby. You're just

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taking jeopardy. Jeopardy. Okay, so look up some

1:07:03

jeopardy questions. It should come up pretty quick. And

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then we're gonna answer them. Oh, heck yeah. That's

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a good one. That's awful. Anyone who

1:07:09

loses the most has to do 10 push ups. I

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go shoot. Actually, um, I

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have to max the number. I'm

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gonna do 10 push ups. I'm

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gonna do 10 push ups. I

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go shoot. Actually,

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um, I have to max out.

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Their push up capacity? Yeah. That's

1:07:29

a lot. For some.

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All right. Okay. Question

1:07:33

number one. Wait, is this free

1:07:35

for all or are we one

1:07:38

by one? You gotta go buzz.

1:07:40

Yeah, buzz. Oh, what is? Yep.

1:07:43

All right. Question number

1:07:47

one. This Asian country is

1:07:49

the largest by land covering

1:07:52

over 17 million square. China.

1:07:55

Oh, China. Wrong. India?

1:08:00

Buzz. Buzz. John? Yo,

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I got that. John, John, John. Malaysia.

1:08:06

Wrong! Buzz. What?

1:08:09

Russia. Correct. Let's freaking

1:08:11

go! Damn. Meeky,

1:08:13

meeky. Question! How many is the

1:08:15

phone? In this film directed by

1:08:17

Steven Spielberg and Estraterrestrial Festival. Buzz!

1:08:21

Buzz! You! Actually,

1:08:23

you were all wrong. What? Keep

1:08:25

reading it. Buzz! It's not... No,

1:08:28

no, no. You said it, but

1:08:30

you did it wrong. Buzz, E.T.! Buzz,

1:08:32

what is E.T.? Thank you, Sam. Let's go! What?

1:08:36

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. All right, question! I'm

1:08:38

losing you. The dystopian

1:08:40

novel by George... Buzz! Brave

1:08:43

New World. Buzz,

1:08:45

what is 1984? Oh, no,

1:08:47

Buzz. Right, Sophia. Damn it. Get

1:08:50

in there, John. Get in there, John. All

1:08:52

right, all right, all right. Silly boy! Two

1:08:54

for Sam, one for Sophia, zero

1:08:56

out of fire time. Okay.

1:08:58

Question! Is it good? What?

1:09:01

Oh, never mind. Oh, I can still say it. This

1:09:05

ancient wonder of the world is

1:09:07

located in Egypt. Buzz! Buzz!

1:09:10

What is the pyramid? Buzz! What

1:09:12

is the pyramid of Giza? All right, Sam. Good

1:09:14

job. Let's go! I think I've done

1:09:16

it first. All right, all right, all right. Question.

1:09:20

Also, do we buzz and then you call on us?

1:09:22

Yeah, that's what I want. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay,

1:09:24

okay. You do mess the other way. Take

1:09:26

it a point away from anyone that says it without buzz. Okay,

1:09:28

take it a point away. Yeah.

1:09:32

All right, anyways. Developed by Tim Bridgers-Lee

1:09:34

in the late 1980s. Buzz! What

1:09:37

is the internet? Whoa. Rex,

1:09:40

wow. This man's still competitive. This man's still competitive. Stop playing

1:09:42

with my name! I do want to play now. Sorry for

1:09:44

not waiting on you to call on me. You didn't rate.

1:09:46

But it's really good to go. I'm competitive. Okay,

1:09:48

all right. What is the internet? All right, another

1:09:50

one. Here we

1:09:52

go. This

1:09:55

theoretical physicist is famous for his theory

1:09:57

of relativity. Buzz! Einstein

1:10:00

what is that? What

1:10:03

no what is I said? Why does

1:10:05

Albert Einstein who is Albert Einstein? Who is

1:10:08

Albert Einstein? Okay? Who is Albert? I got

1:10:10

job good job three for Sam one one

1:10:13

All right here. We go here. We go

1:10:15

one last one. Uh-huh Because

1:10:18

because this oh All

1:10:23

right here we go this streaming platform is

1:10:25

known for the series like these stranger things

1:10:28

I Heard John

1:10:30

Netflix. What is that flex? All

1:10:36

right All

1:10:38

right, I'm a she's quitting said

1:10:41

ten push-ups She

1:10:44

did she did change it to max to maxing it out.

1:10:47

All right. All right. We're not You

1:10:50

gotta get get behind John John Oh

1:10:59

Visible enough one And

1:11:04

dude, that's a great wheel said

1:11:06

amazing Can

1:11:09

we get like actual buzzers all the way down that was

1:11:11

three What's

1:11:15

the next tree like go? We

1:11:19

want to do like a crazy chat goal The

1:11:22

only thing with chats is

1:11:25

like whenever people have very insightful things it bumps it up. Yeah Thank

1:11:29

you. All right Our second point has been wronged like 12

1:11:31

1200 likes told her like Like

1:11:35

and we know there are at least like 200 new people I'm

1:11:38

not sure what it is. I'm not sure what it is Like

1:11:41

We know there are at least like

1:11:43

200 new people guys. Absolutely around here.

1:11:45

There's 200 new people Yeah,

1:11:48

and you know and we need a covenant. Oh you guys

1:11:50

are still live. Oh, yeah, of course.

1:11:52

Of course We are are you kidding? We got an hour

1:11:54

and a half to go. Yeah Questions

1:11:57

that you found Riley. Those are great. Those are so

1:11:59

far Yeah, I really I really like

1:12:02

we should do more stuff. I was another one

1:12:04

another one that you'll see. Oh Yeah,

1:12:08

I would love like phone a friend You

1:12:11

always want to call people I do I'm a

1:12:13

caller. Yeah, but you can't because it has to be

1:12:15

quick maybe phone a friend is

1:12:18

its own Own

1:12:20

your thing. I think yeah My

1:12:23

phone please. Well, I don't know where no sitting

1:12:25

on it. You may not have it it belongs to all

1:12:27

right gang For 56

1:12:29

s6. Oh my god, and

1:12:31

who's reading? Sammy

1:12:37

Kimberly fine, thank you for the $5.00 chip. Do you order this?

1:12:40

Then we didn't kiddos had their

1:12:42

first music program tonight Oh man,

1:12:44

and they love YouTube a

1:12:46

shout out for the ginger and squeaks

1:12:49

would make their night nickname for privacy

1:12:52

ginger squeaks Good

1:12:54

job with the music you're off. I love that

1:12:56

also adorable nicknames. Yeah Oh

1:13:01

Episode are we on? Well

1:13:10

We reach sunshine quit. Maybe check

1:13:12

to see if I already liked it If you

1:13:14

have another account which I know you have more than

1:13:16

one email go on those and like to stream from

1:13:18

those how many family members do you have yeah How

1:13:21

many people are on the street you're walking your dog if

1:13:23

you go outside to your door? How many people are there

1:13:25

how many of them have liked the stream? Also,

1:13:28

how many people do you have your contacts right now?

1:13:31

Whoa, whoa, you brought you just brought the

1:13:33

greatest point ever. How many people are you

1:13:35

connected to on Facebook? You know those watching

1:13:37

on Facebook, you know, we should bring back

1:13:39

what we know those email chains I mean like

1:13:41

I did them as a kid where like one friend

1:13:43

would be like Send this

1:13:46

to ten different people or your curse.

1:13:48

Do you not have you not gotten can I

1:13:50

read you the last one? I got Yeah,

1:13:54

I get though. Yeah, bro

1:13:57

do that but it's like if you

1:13:59

don't watch this video

1:14:01

your curse or if you don't send this

1:14:03

video to 10 different people you

1:14:06

just do another five oh my

1:14:08

gosh Lord Milky has returned the

1:14:11

milk busted the diamond flooded the

1:14:13

people there so I love that

1:14:16

dude I get I get these

1:14:18

all the time I still getting

1:14:20

yeah how do you get those

1:14:23

I so I get them

1:14:25

in like some random group chats but they're

1:14:27

like they're really they're really I

1:14:29

know the ones you know that's not a good

1:14:31

example here we go breaking

1:14:36

news everyone's

1:14:40

everyone's favorite gay Republican George Santos aka

1:14:42

guitar Rachi has been expelled from come

1:14:44

grist she's tried to stop those fur

1:14:47

again with these sneakers down Capitol Hill

1:14:49

but the edX ethics committee said

1:14:51

no I don't think so they think

1:14:54

here is just a Latin boy in

1:14:56

a dress like it looks like this

1:14:58

okay but those are so much more

1:15:00

fun than any other one yeah that's

1:15:02

never gotten that's not the truth the

1:15:04

those ones are like ironic the ones

1:15:06

that are being sent they're actually yeah

1:15:08

like you will oh you will die

1:15:10

yeah or they're like you will never

1:15:12

find love Olivia Claire says I've gotten

1:15:14

the one that's happy cocked over I

1:15:18

would love to get one of those whoa

1:15:22

whoa my goodness genre like down

1:15:24

bad any shooters out there in

1:15:26

the I

1:15:44

meant I would love to get one of those

1:15:46

John like what Sam got what about

1:15:48

George that's I would love to

1:15:50

get one of those cuz those are fun are like Anyway,

1:16:01

all of the jokes that I

1:16:03

make here have been unintentional today.

1:16:06

I came and said, Worms

1:16:08

B Wigglin. Oh

1:16:11

no! Oh

1:16:13

no! Anyway, I'm going

1:16:15

to read this next story. So,

1:16:19

am I the A-hole for accusing

1:16:21

my husband of fathering my best

1:16:23

friend's baby and asking for a

1:16:26

DNA test? Yes! And

1:16:28

this comes from D A-hole

1:16:31

to ask my friend, single mother, to do

1:16:33

a paternity test on her son because I

1:16:35

have suspicions. My husband

1:16:38

is the father. If

1:16:40

you ask that, your relationship is

1:16:42

over. Yeah, and like that assumes that you best...

1:16:45

You better be darn sure. Yeah, come

1:16:47

on. What are we talking about? Messy, but

1:16:49

I'll make this as short as possible. So,

1:16:52

one of my best friends had a kid three

1:16:54

years ago. She said it was a one-night stand

1:16:56

and later the guy expressed no interest in being

1:16:59

a dad so she raised her son herself. No

1:17:01

one has ever seen this

1:17:04

guy, not even me. The

1:17:07

issue is, this kid looks

1:17:10

extremely like my husband, like

1:17:12

to an insane degree. The

1:17:15

hair color, eyes, face,

1:17:17

everything. I mean, or

1:17:20

it could just be your husband looks like a fat baby. Fat

1:17:24

bald baby. I've seen babies

1:17:26

that I look like. I've

1:17:28

seen men that look like babies. Whoa.

1:17:31

Have you ever seen a bald man that's

1:17:33

a little rotund? Give yourself

1:17:35

like 25 years. Get the

1:17:37

frick out. Damn! Dude, that was crazy.

1:17:41

Get the frick out. I won. I

1:17:43

exercised. My

1:17:45

doctor was flirting with me today. Dude, Sam

1:17:47

is going to be the fittest

1:17:50

sack of crazy flesh you've ever seen in your life. Yeah, I'm

1:17:52

going to be a... He's going to be 150 years old and

1:17:55

look, a thousand. And

1:17:58

just like... insane

1:18:00

but looking great for 150 not a

1:18:08

i had american girl dolls but i didn't have

1:18:10

any boy dolls and so when i

1:18:12

played with my friends and we would use the

1:18:15

baby doll what?

1:18:17

sexist what?

1:18:19

sexist oh yeah sorry i didn't have any

1:18:22

because i didn't have any we

1:18:25

would use the baby dolls and

1:18:27

I had some pretty big beefy baby dolls

1:18:29

so i would use the baby dolls and we would dress

1:18:31

them up and give them like little hats and

1:18:34

they would be the boy but

1:18:36

they were also pretty like ugly because they were babies

1:18:38

and so they would always be like but there are

1:18:40

some men that look like babies well

1:18:43

these look like the rock? yeah exactly

1:18:45

i think you're it's possible your husband

1:18:47

just looks like a baby it's

1:18:52

possible that he just looks like the baby quintalily but

1:18:54

we're gonna get back into the story donate

1:18:58

a boy american girl doll so

1:19:00

it's just a piece collection sophia

1:19:03

is trying to say that she

1:19:05

doesn't want one but she desperately

1:19:07

wants a boy american girl she's

1:19:10

begging you can see it in her eyes as

1:19:12

much as she wants and i don't even want

1:19:15

to know making that joke all

1:19:17

right so why do i mess friends? i

1:19:20

have three okay

1:19:24

she said it was a nice tan and

1:19:26

the issue is his skin looks extremely black

1:19:29

by his son like to an insane degree

1:19:31

the hair color the eyes face everything he's

1:19:33

even been out with my friend and her

1:19:36

son and people have mistaken him to be

1:19:38

the dad before needless

1:19:40

to say for three years now

1:19:42

i've had my suspicions but i

1:19:44

haven't said anything my husband

1:19:46

is also close to my friend in

1:19:48

the timeline works out we were all

1:19:51

living almost in the same neighborhood around

1:19:53

the time she got pregnant over

1:19:56

the last year it's really eaten

1:19:58

at me wobbly like

1:20:00

your husband, ain't that hurt? I

1:20:02

see the resistance growing more and more. It

1:20:05

doesn't help that my friend refuses to

1:20:07

show me a picture of her son's

1:20:10

biological father no matter how much I

1:20:12

asked. Maybe she just doesn't wanna share

1:20:14

it. I kept spiraling until

1:20:16

I had a meltdown and confronted both of

1:20:19

them, saying that I will pack up and

1:20:21

leave if I don't see a paternity test.

1:20:24

Long story short, my

1:20:26

friend got a paternity

1:20:29

test. Oh no, I feel like this

1:20:31

is not gonna work in OP's favor. Question,

1:20:34

is OP the a-hole for demanding a paternity

1:20:37

test? Really quick, just quick a-hole

1:20:39

or not a-hole at this point. We'll dissect it

1:20:41

in a sec. Quick, go,

1:20:43

go, go. A-hole. Yeah. Okay,

1:20:46

long story short, my friend got a paternity

1:20:48

test but said our

1:20:50

friendship is over. Yep.

1:20:53

Yeah. The test says my husband is not

1:20:56

the father Oh!

1:21:01

I feel so ashamed to lose

1:21:03

my friend but I thought my

1:21:05

husband would slightly understand since even

1:21:07

he sees the obvious resemblance between

1:21:09

him and this kid. What

1:21:13

do you mean? You're implicating him

1:21:15

in cheating. Why would he

1:21:17

understand? Yeah. But he

1:21:19

has moved out for the time being

1:21:22

and I'm worried this is the end

1:21:24

of our marriage. So am I the

1:21:26

a-hole for insisting on the test? Honestly,

1:21:28

felt like I had no other choice.

1:21:30

The resemblance was unavoidable and it was

1:21:32

eating at me so much that no

1:21:34

amount of therapy could help. I thought

1:21:36

my husband would understand my fears most

1:21:38

of all given my history with past

1:21:40

cheating X's. Did I F up and

1:21:42

how badly? Yeah. So let's answer, we

1:21:44

already answered. I feel like we all agree. One,

1:21:47

two, three. A-holes. One,

1:21:49

two, three. Nice. The

1:21:51

a-holes have it. But, 100% a-holes

1:21:54

with the chat. That

1:21:59

too. Well, it looks like most

1:22:01

people are saying a-hole. Most people are saying

1:22:03

a-hole. But let's

1:22:06

go to the second question. Talk

1:22:08

to me. Did

1:22:11

I f-up and how

1:22:13

badly? Your

1:22:15

marriage is probably over. Why?

1:22:19

Because she accused both her

1:22:21

friend and her husband of

1:22:23

cheating and destroyed and

1:22:26

proved that she didn't have any trust in

1:22:28

either relationship. Yeah,

1:22:31

like she could have gone to the, probably

1:22:33

the first person to go to is the husband

1:22:36

and say like, I know this sounds

1:22:38

absolutely crazy, but

1:22:42

the baby looks a lot like you. People mistake

1:22:45

it for your

1:22:47

child on the street. And so

1:22:49

I can't help but think

1:22:51

in the back of my mind, is

1:22:53

there something to happen? Can you assuage

1:22:56

my worries? I know I might be being insane.

1:22:58

I don't know. I feel like there's a way

1:23:00

you can bring it up maybe to the husband first that's like way

1:23:03

better if it is truly,

1:23:05

if you're truly so

1:23:07

certain. I don't know. Yeah.

1:23:11

But it's just a hard thing to bring up.

1:23:14

Such a huge, and you know, this is

1:23:16

very interesting because always

1:23:19

we hear this from the guy's

1:23:21

perspective because usually two people married and the

1:23:24

guy's like, I think my wife cheated. Now

1:23:26

it's very, we don't see this often. This

1:23:29

is super rare. A woman is like,

1:23:31

Hey, I think my husband cheated, but

1:23:33

with my friend. So I'm asking the

1:23:35

two of them for the paternity test.

1:23:37

Queen Isis number one says her marriage

1:23:39

is over. She's deeply insecure and needs

1:23:41

help. Like I also, I

1:23:43

have a Heidi Browning says

1:23:45

her marriage is totally over. I actually

1:23:48

have a question that may complicate your

1:23:51

answers. Well, potentially I'm curious. I'm

1:23:53

curious if it does, but

1:23:55

I would agree that It

1:23:57

does like it breaks the trust in the. My.

1:24:02

Question. Let's say. Hope.

1:24:04

He. Is. Pregnant.

1:24:09

Pregnancy hormones are Raging! Does

1:24:13

that change? Our answer.

1:24:17

I. Think I would give

1:24:20

more. Leniency.

1:24:23

Yeah. Maybe more leniency, Butler order to look

1:24:25

nice the I believe if if that is

1:24:27

that was the case. No yes or no.

1:24:30

Ah, more leniency, but probably

1:24:33

still. Ultimately, you. Feel.

1:24:35

Like like he would you would way that as a

1:24:37

as a factor. better off at that. Weight.

1:24:39

Is strong enough to like get her off?

1:24:41

The whole i agree I really am the

1:24:44

I think I would also agree yes yeah

1:24:46

I feel like I feel like it it

1:24:48

a break, the trust probably over. I don't

1:24:50

know what you can do. At

1:24:53

this point I also think it's like. You

1:24:56

need to be more self aware about

1:24:58

if. Even more self

1:25:00

aware by your insecurities. Yep! You

1:25:02

know why you have to handle them yourself.

1:25:04

Don't put them. Another yeah, it's fine to

1:25:06

be insecure every why people are. Everyone's into your

1:25:08

rare but like the. I. Think

1:25:11

ah what? The. Most

1:25:13

mature people. Do.

1:25:16

Is know when it's the

1:25:18

problem is you. Yeah, they'll

1:25:20

tell you it's how you tackle it. Yeah, yeah,

1:25:22

you like respond to the insecure. Like think about

1:25:24

this in the way of like when people

1:25:26

are like if you're in a relationship. And

1:25:29

you're jealous of and other.

1:25:32

You know outside person you and others

1:25:34

jealousies but don't tell make it your

1:25:36

partner. Problem yeah yards as it jealousy

1:25:38

jealousy comes up that ya see his

1:25:40

Elmo is not is that your it

1:25:42

happens and like all of you to

1:25:44

do is recognize oh I am I

1:25:46

being jealous because this is something my

1:25:49

partner is doing wrong or am I

1:25:51

being jealous because I'm being little insecure

1:25:53

way you will be and I think

1:25:55

there's totally a mature and fair way

1:25:57

to go to your partner and being

1:25:59

like. I being a little a rational right

1:26:01

now I'm doing this stuff and I totally

1:26:03

shouldn't be and you're amazing and I need

1:26:06

to The I just wanted to clear my

1:26:08

feelings and my thoughts and like I questioned

1:26:10

question to you or answer hope he's into

1:26:12

your name We know that with Stop Us

1:26:14

Up you know that we know that we

1:26:16

know it. Is and

1:26:18

seats. He's feeling like this baby looks way

1:26:20

too similar to ours. Been. What

1:26:23

if see. What? What what changes

1:26:25

if she goes to the husband and his

1:26:27

like. To. Basically says he

1:26:29

said hey, I. Know I

1:26:31

being insecure and I know this is

1:26:33

not true. But. Right now I'm

1:26:35

feeling really insecure like this baby

1:26:38

of my friend is. Not.

1:26:41

Is. Is is yours. I know that's

1:26:44

crazy but I feel like I can't.

1:26:46

Shake that feeling. And I

1:26:49

feel like I need help to get over

1:26:51

this insecurity. Like. Can

1:26:53

you help me? That was of

1:26:55

and get. Ill does that. Does

1:26:58

Does that have a similar

1:27:00

effect? To the has been hearing it.

1:27:04

I wouldn't have ended the relationship the I

1:27:07

think what what would be yeah what what

1:27:09

would happen if aca that that I think

1:27:11

I cousins because the person is kind of

1:27:14

already admitting that like. I.

1:27:16

Am like I'm not in the wrong as

1:27:18

the right way to phrase it, but like

1:27:20

I'm not in the right here and I

1:27:22

know and I. What? What

1:27:24

your help? To. To

1:27:26

get their. Hair amazed

1:27:29

as still relationship and then I think it could

1:27:31

be is that is that many people totally get

1:27:33

mad at South but out there's a greater chance

1:27:35

that he'd be like. Thank. You

1:27:37

for going for yeah? let's. Figure this out

1:27:39

and if they can't then maybe. This

1:27:41

is it. I think if

1:27:44

both people are self aware

1:27:46

ah, empathetic, rational, mature people,

1:27:48

they can both see where

1:27:50

each other is coming from

1:27:52

and be able to help.

1:27:54

Each other. Get. past

1:27:57

it yeah because i think as a

1:27:59

mature pathetic self-aware person receiving that, you're

1:28:01

like, you know what, maybe this person

1:28:04

is being like driven to the ledge

1:28:06

by the insecurity and they really do

1:28:08

just need my help and like

1:28:10

need some support in working through this and getting

1:28:14

to the other side. Yeah.

1:28:16

And like, if you admit that

1:28:19

what like, like this, this

1:28:22

thought is crazy. I know it's

1:28:24

crazy. Like people, people have like

1:28:26

anxious responses to things all the

1:28:29

time. I think things that are,

1:28:32

are happening aren't actually happening, right? Where

1:28:34

it's like, Oh, like everyone hates me. Well,

1:28:36

like, you know, like that is an anxious

1:28:38

response. That's not based in reality. So like,

1:28:41

you know, maybe there's like an

1:28:43

anxiety issue here that if she was forthright

1:28:46

with in this way and was more

1:28:49

self-aware would have been navigated

1:28:51

better. Yeah. Maybe she like ends up, uh, her,

1:28:53

her partner helps, helps her get to see a

1:28:55

good therapist and then a therapist like, Hey, here's

1:28:58

how to like work through your anxiety. Here's how

1:29:00

it pops up and what triggers it and how

1:29:02

it manifests and like how you can deal with

1:29:04

it. And she's able to like transform her life

1:29:06

with the help of a professional. Yeah. Would you,

1:29:09

so would you say don't tell

1:29:11

the partner, go to the professional first or

1:29:13

tell the partner and also

1:29:16

go to the professional to the professional

1:29:18

first and work through it with the

1:29:20

professional to see if it is the

1:29:22

right idea to bring it up in

1:29:24

that way. Because also possibly the ideal

1:29:26

scenario is you go to a professional.

1:29:28

She said she did go to therapy.

1:29:33

No amount of therapy has helped. Oh,

1:29:36

I think it's just about getting the right therapist. Probably

1:29:39

maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I, yeah. I think, um,

1:29:44

says she sat on that crap for three

1:29:47

years. And there's also something to be said

1:29:49

on like, I mean, therapy works

1:29:54

via the work you put in. Yeah. Yeah. So

1:29:56

like if OP just goes and isn't hearing

1:29:58

what she wants to hear. and then leaves, that's

1:30:01

not going to do anything. Yeah.

1:30:03

Yeah. It's

1:30:06

not a situation. It is. It's

1:30:08

not. Yeah. Good, nuanced

1:30:11

discussion though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:30:13

I think, but like when you have a thought

1:30:15

like that and you can't shake it, just

1:30:18

know if you bring it up

1:30:20

and you have had trouble shaking it and

1:30:23

you're expecting your partner to take

1:30:25

that load from you, it

1:30:27

could be a load that's unbearable. Yeah, it could be too

1:30:30

heavy. It could be heavy. It could be a nuke. Yeah,

1:30:32

exactly. If it's too heavy for you, it might not be too heavy

1:30:35

for you. That's a great point. If it's too heavy for

1:30:37

you, it might be too heavy for your partner. Don't

1:30:41

pass it on. Nice.

1:30:44

But I just think that is where the

1:30:47

episode, not episode, but

1:30:49

this story. The story. Indeed.

1:30:52

Done so. But it's not worth it.

1:30:54

We do have some donations. We have some donations.

1:30:56

Where are we starting off with? How

1:30:59

much can we read here? Curvy Girl

1:31:01

in the Law of Flance, this conspiracy theory, best

1:31:04

female friend, BFF, best friend forever

1:31:07

was SA'd and hit it, which

1:31:10

is why she was so... Imagine why she wouldn't want to... Yeah.

1:31:13

Say like who the guy was, a

1:31:15

picture or whatever. Basically worried

1:31:17

that the guy could do more... No, no,

1:31:19

no, no. No, no, no. She

1:31:21

got pregnant from an SA. Oh, that

1:31:24

wasn't OP's husband. Yes. Separate

1:31:26

person. And wouldn't want to talk

1:31:29

about him at all. Yeah, because obviously it would

1:31:31

have been traumatic too. Yes. Yeah.

1:31:34

I'm not going to show a picture of a guy that should

1:31:36

be on a mugshot. Yes. Dark.

1:31:39

I think someone said that earlier, but like

1:31:41

dark, but probably. Yeah, there is a possibility for

1:31:43

that. Gabrielle Smith,

1:31:45

thanks for the four-week tip. Thank you for the

1:31:47

shout out. My daughter jumped up excitedly to her

1:31:50

shout outs. I'm glad we could do that. Shout

1:31:52

out to Fox5117, EvenGang and a newly minted worm.

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smelling worm. Also secret

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person and enough I have

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to. Keep order things he kobe seekers.

1:32:13

And Sam and John are on. Tuesday.

1:32:15

and Thursday streams. Yes,

1:32:19

And then Riley and I are Monday and Friday. That.

1:32:22

The stream schedule. By. May

1:32:24

change summarily maintains yet ready to

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and spot mediums assume. Are

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close. You know that we will keep you

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up to date yet constantly improving, Constantly shifting

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are killing Wait for the. The

1:32:35

big. Big do the Big As

1:32:37

or even really a big new I

1:32:39

wanna i wanna fly a flush them

1:32:41

Riley's phone back. I'm so bad but

1:32:43

I'll shut out. You know I had

1:32:45

just as if there's either site actually

1:32:48

kill him. I know, don't don't don't

1:32:50

shutout shutout because I feel going to

1:32:52

be cool. Liked her. Yeah reveal I

1:32:54

do Like I do have a video

1:32:56

that I want to run it by.

1:32:58

I think it's safe to share. Funny

1:33:00

video more your own. I'm in the

1:33:02

video from the suit. Yes,

1:33:04

Oh yeah, nothing revealing of.

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The that yeah yeah as

1:33:10

is. The. I have a cute little

1:33:12

video from from the sushi is said that are

1:33:14

just a video. And

1:33:16

who. Do. We have. Another

1:33:18

source, another story. Oh yeah, We do.

1:33:21

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s one thousand that Ibiza. As I

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don't know, rally in Sofia together as

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a wild takes allah wealth wilder than

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salmons on steaks. Come on

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down, Law And the oh

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geez Boom I know. Oh

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geez. All Rights My God

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I thought of as hi guys

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run hello Samantha Of boroughs what's

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up Samantha Burrow Wow Morrow in

1:33:45

this lie We. Take my room

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lamb we will eat. Oh.

1:33:51

Yeah this is from. And.

1:33:53

I blame ya know it's. On the

1:33:55

note actually. Yo.

1:33:58

Be. Me through it. Oh That

1:34:03

is so sick and I

1:34:05

think our current names for it we've

1:34:07

got we got winnifred We

1:34:09

have Phil King Phil We

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had what was the other one? Oh Wow

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yeah, yeah Yeah,

1:34:25

so we're taking those names

1:34:28

I think Phil yeah, I

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feel pretty good We're

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like scum scum I like cum

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Wilson that's a good name Wilson

1:34:55

Anyway All

1:34:57

right, I Deserve that that minute was worth

1:34:59

it that minute was worth it cuz Sam

1:35:02

was just so out of pocket there Oh

1:35:05

my god, whoa added another minute

1:35:07

to the stream, but you know what else we're gonna add Five

1:35:11

cuz I miss like a lot. So

1:35:13

I'm sorry Wow the insurance. All right.

1:35:16

Are you ready ladies and gentlemen? Captain

1:35:18

I can hear you Captain

1:35:23

am I the a-hole for am I the

1:35:25

a-hole for spoiling my friends bachelorette party you

1:35:28

could be this comes from TA

1:35:30

bridesmaid 32

1:35:32

423 who says I 30 females spoiled

1:35:34

my friends bachelorette party and I'm now being

1:35:36

kicked out of the wedding party She's one

1:35:38

of my close friends and I have a

1:35:40

and I have been feeling devastated and guilty

1:35:42

by the turn of events since last weekend

1:35:45

I'm using fake names since I want to keep it anonymous

1:35:49

My friend Joanna 29 female is

1:35:51

getting married and I am incredibly happy for

1:35:53

Joanna is my co-worker and we have been

1:35:55

working together For the last seven years Well

1:36:00

I just laughed at you saying he's

1:36:02

a sapphyn. Sorry.

1:36:05

I love your delayed reaction. She is

1:36:07

one of my closest friends and I was so honored

1:36:09

when she asked me to be a bridesmaid for her

1:36:11

wedding. I also know her fiance as he also works

1:36:13

with us and is a friend of mine. Most

1:36:16

of the bridesmaids, including the maid of honor,

1:36:18

are Joanna's college friends and they have all

1:36:20

been nice to me. They have planned a

1:36:23

nice weekend bachelorette party for her

1:36:25

last weekend. We rented an Airbnb and the

1:36:27

plan was to hang out, drink, play games

1:36:29

all night. They're around 10 girls and all

1:36:31

of them were around the same age as me. We

1:36:33

reached them in the morning and spent the

1:36:35

day by the pool and in the evening

1:36:37

the plan was to dress classy in cocktail

1:36:40

dresses and hang out. Oh

1:36:42

classy-like. Ooh, I like classy dresses.

1:36:46

You do? I do. I love a

1:36:48

woman in a sundress. Bro,

1:36:50

sundresses? Sundresses. Shh.

1:36:54

Skirts? Name a better dress. Oh,

1:36:56

skirts. A tennis skirt? Are you kidding

1:36:58

me? Oh dude, yeah, tennis skirts go kind of

1:37:00

crazy. A tennis skirt, honestly. Oh,

1:37:03

facts. Alright. Also,

1:37:05

overalls? I love

1:37:08

overalls. Overalls are cool.

1:37:10

Overalls are cool. That'd be a southern

1:37:13

thing. Get that hey girl. Dang.

1:37:19

Bail that hey baby. Anyways,

1:37:22

things are going well and we were

1:37:25

playing the normal bachelorette and we were

1:37:27

playing the normal bachelorette play games, party

1:37:29

games, and having fun. Around 10 p.m.

1:37:31

there was a knock on the door.

1:37:34

Wow, I love when John does Foley. I

1:37:38

immerse you into the story. And

1:37:40

the mayor's not here, by the way. All

1:37:42

of you say, poor Sophia, where is she? Where?

1:37:45

Nowhere. God, that's right. Who? Exactly.

1:37:51

And the maid of honor made us all quiet for

1:37:53

a surprise. She

1:37:56

hired two male strippers for

1:37:58

the bachelorette party. Ooh,

1:38:00

baby. You guys is most strippers?

1:38:03

Ashmell. You guys would

1:38:05

kill. We honestly would. I would piss you

1:38:07

out. We would go all out. We would go crazy.

1:38:10

I can't, but if

1:38:13

we could. I can't. We would get...

1:38:15

Sam can't. I could. Sam can't. I'm

1:38:18

great with scheduling. I have stripped before.

1:38:22

Okay, story time. I'll

1:38:24

do okay, story time on I'm

1:38:26

getting whipped by dominatrix soon. Oh,

1:38:29

yes. I practiced with him this... I can't wait, yeah.

1:38:32

I'll okay, story time on that. And he took it like

1:38:34

a champion. But back to the story.

1:38:37

I am married and I was shocked as no one

1:38:39

mentioned that this was the plan. I

1:38:41

was uncomfortable but decided not to cause a scene as

1:38:44

others were screaming and happy. Oh

1:38:46

my god, I love it! However,

1:38:48

as soon as they started dancing, the

1:38:50

strippers started calling out some girls. And

1:38:53

the girls were getting pretty handsy with them.

1:38:55

Ooh. At this point, I

1:38:57

excused myself that I needed some water and I went

1:38:59

to the pool area. I was uncomfortable at this point

1:39:01

and I called my husband. I

1:39:03

told him what was going on and he told me

1:39:05

that he trusted me not to do something I am

1:39:07

uncomfortable with just because of peer pressure. So

1:39:09

I grabbed that stripper by the nuts.

1:39:12

Boink! Um, no. This

1:39:14

is false. This is fake news. Holy... I

1:39:17

commit. I commit,

1:39:20

okay? Oh my. I

1:39:22

told him to stay on the phone and talk to me. After

1:39:25

around 15 minutes, three more girls also

1:39:28

came out where I was sitting

1:39:30

and then sat next to me. They

1:39:33

were also uncomfortable with the

1:39:35

turn of events and I told them that I

1:39:37

was talking to my husband and they took this

1:39:39

opportunity to call their partners or text them. They

1:39:42

told me that they were also not

1:39:44

told about the strippers and the maid of

1:39:46

honor took the liberty to arrange that

1:39:48

as a surprise for everybody. After

1:39:51

a while, the noise from inside started going

1:39:53

down and we thought the strippers had left.

1:39:55

We went inside to check and there was

1:39:57

a bunch of NSFW stuff going on. What?

1:40:01

Hmm... Still don't... I mean... Probably...

1:40:03

Yeah... There's a bunch everywhere... I

1:40:06

imagine... Everything in a bachelorette party

1:40:08

is just dick-themed. Yeah. That's true. And I

1:40:10

feel like there's some blowies going on. It

1:40:13

could be. Like, or like at least

1:40:15

OTPH days. So, yeah. Would you love dropping

1:40:17

that acronym? I do. I learned about it

1:40:20

like a couple years ago. And

1:40:22

like... And EverSense. And EverSense, yeah.

1:40:24

Someone like... Yeah, anyway. Sorry,

1:40:28

what were you saying, John? I was saying... I

1:40:31

was shocked. To

1:40:33

see that Joanna was with one of the guys.

1:40:35

The girl... The girl getting married. My

1:40:37

goodness. I screamed in disbelief

1:40:39

and that startled her. With like... I

1:40:43

was shocked to see that Joanna was with one of

1:40:45

the guys. Like doing what? Well, we

1:40:48

gotta read in between the lines. To

1:40:50

see that he's in between her lines. Oh... Oh...

1:40:54

Oh... Cuz' out. Cuz' out. Cuz' out. Cuz' out.

1:40:56

Cuz' out. Cuz' out. Cuz' out. Cuz' out. Yep.

1:41:00

I screamed in disbelief and that startled her. I just

1:41:02

got out of the room and

1:41:05

they told... And

1:41:08

then me and the other girls went out

1:41:10

for a drive. We returned an hour around...

1:41:12

We returned after an hour around midnight. The

1:41:14

guys had left and all the girls were

1:41:16

sitting around as if they had seen a

1:41:18

ghost. After we left...

1:41:21

He was just a redhead. Why?

1:41:26

My friend is a redhead and everyone's like,

1:41:28

Oh, I just saw a ghost because like

1:41:30

he's super pale. I'm

1:41:32

sorry. I'm sorry. That was a bad joke. I thought it

1:41:34

was all like the ghost babies that were left on the

1:41:36

floor. Oh wow. RIP

1:41:39

to my fallen soldiers. Take

1:41:42

care. A pool of way to

1:41:44

ghouls. This

1:41:48

is what happened when Sofia leaves

1:41:50

the stream, ladies and gentlemen. We

1:41:52

just, we just soaked spiral towards

1:41:54

degeneracy at alarmigrades. This smells pretty,

1:41:56

pretty bad. At alarmigrades. I mean

1:41:58

like this is... It's also... crazy

1:42:00

every time Sophia leaves we read the most sexual

1:42:02

stories. It is true. That is wild. I feel

1:42:05

like it always happens. I mean she is the

1:42:07

one that finds these stories so this could be

1:42:09

completely pointless. She plans when she leaves. Conspiracy

1:42:14

theory? We

1:42:18

should, guys, we should like, how should we confront

1:42:20

Sophia about this? I don't

1:42:22

know, I think she just knows. We should catch the

1:42:25

beat. I'm like, oh it's so crazy that you always

1:42:27

leave every time there's a sexual story. Actually

1:42:30

I blame her. She knows we need one. Yeah,

1:42:32

and I'm glad for it. I would rather not.

1:42:34

I don't know if we need one. We

1:42:37

do. We're great at sex

1:42:39

jokes. We are. You know that

1:42:41

is true. We're so great that Sophia doesn't even know she's

1:42:43

making them anymore. Dude, she's afraid of our greatness. Yeah, it's

1:42:45

true. She's afraid of our greatness. True.

1:42:48

Well, let's be back. Back to reality. Alright, boys and

1:42:50

girls. Let's see what's going on here. After

1:42:53

we left, it seemed like Joanna suddenly had

1:42:55

an anxiety attack. She

1:42:59

started crying and they kicked

1:43:01

out all the strippers. She

1:43:03

wanted to talk to her. The talk was

1:43:05

just still there? Apparently. That sounded crazy. What

1:43:07

were they just sitting around? I don't know.

1:43:11

She wanted to talk to her fiancé, but the

1:43:14

girls calmed her down and kept her from calling

1:43:16

him and telling him what happened. I

1:43:19

wanted to know what happened. Was

1:43:22

it just a handy? Was it a blowy? I

1:43:25

think she was with one of

1:43:27

them. Was she at a minimum

1:43:29

maybe from making out

1:43:32

to… Something worse.

1:43:34

From feeling up to

1:43:36

something worse. When I was in

1:43:38

Australia, I tried out to be

1:43:41

a cheerleader and also

1:43:43

then for a strip

1:43:45

group. One of

1:43:47

my friends was already a stripper in

1:43:49

that group. He said the amount of

1:43:51

bachelorette parties… He's

1:43:53

not actually a close friend. He's more

1:43:55

of a cooqueen. The

1:43:58

amount of times that he… had

1:44:01

hooked up with like the

1:44:03

bride to be and

1:44:06

different bachelorette parties was an ungodly amount and

1:44:08

he said he would never do a

1:44:10

bachelorette party like ever before that reason.

1:44:13

Wow, man. Like

1:44:15

he doesn't want his wife to have a bachelorette party

1:44:18

because of that. That's tough.

1:44:22

So her friends then took Joanna

1:44:24

to the bedroom and the maid of honor told us

1:44:26

that it was rude for us to leave in the

1:44:28

middle of the party. She looked at me and

1:44:30

said, you had to be at

1:44:33

the center of everything. This was Joanna's night

1:44:35

and you ruined it. I

1:44:40

was too shocked to say anything and just decided to

1:44:42

call it a night and went to sleep. John,

1:44:45

do we need to... I got you.

1:44:48

Cool. We Gucci?

1:44:50

Yeah. We Gucci. The

1:44:52

drive back was awkward to say the least. The

1:44:54

three girls who followed me outside decided

1:44:57

to carpool with me and I didn't have to

1:44:59

talk to the maid of honor or Joanna the

1:45:01

next day. On Monday, Joanna skipped

1:45:03

work and called me in the evening. She

1:45:06

said that the other bridesmaids did not feel

1:45:08

comfortable with me being in the wedding party

1:45:10

and if it is okay with me.

1:45:13

So she is getting kicked out for

1:45:16

basically being uncomfortable. For

1:45:19

being uncomfortable being

1:45:22

the center of attention and

1:45:24

yeah she kind of caused I

1:45:26

think this hole. Yeah. I feel like I just

1:45:29

think strippers at a bachelor party

1:45:31

is a bad idea. Yeah. Yeah

1:45:34

it's a lot. Like strippers at any...

1:45:36

You know

1:45:38

what? Are you ready for

1:45:41

this ladies and gentlemen? I'm about to lay down

1:45:43

a golden rule. Oh John's golden

1:45:45

rules. Get ready for it. You

1:45:48

should only go to strippers

1:45:51

if your significant other is with

1:45:53

you and like stand on it. That

1:45:56

is the only scenario agreed that you should

1:45:58

agree. Oh yeah we read that. that

1:46:00

one story recently about

1:46:04

couples that go to strip clubs that's

1:46:06

right yeah people do it although I in

1:46:08

that story did not work well no

1:46:11

no I mean it was going

1:46:13

stop going that it was

1:46:15

it ended up being a

1:46:18

problem what do we think

1:46:20

about my golden rule guys are

1:46:22

we in favor of us I mean I'm

1:46:25

in favor I'm in favor favor I

1:46:27

appreciate your support the broad James with his walkthrough

1:46:29

club happens first birthday many people

1:46:31

do it many people do it would

1:46:33

you never been to a strip club same thing

1:46:36

we suck we're lame she

1:46:40

also told me that she hopes

1:46:42

I follow the girl code and not talk about

1:46:44

what happened over the weekend I

1:46:47

have a question for the chat tell

1:46:50

or not should OP

1:46:52

tell or the

1:46:56

OP tell or not I mean

1:46:58

it should come from the wife

1:47:01

or bride yeah I think

1:47:03

it's like well

1:47:10

she said that she was drunk had no

1:47:12

idea what was planned and just went with

1:47:14

the flow that evening the maiden of the

1:47:16

maid of honor sent me a threatening message

1:47:18

that I ruined a perfect weekend for Joanna

1:47:21

and should not talk about what happened to

1:47:23

anyone I have already told my husband and

1:47:25

he said that I should step away from

1:47:27

the drama he also offered to go on

1:47:29

vacation during the wedding weekend and skip the

1:47:32