The boys are back and we immediately dive into Mario's ever-growing expectations as the roster continues to grow. But with such big expectations, we need more than just a roster that looks good on paper, it needs to work on the field. And with

#120: Lost The House on Donkey Kong

20 days ago 1h 16m

We open the show with the unusual trio of Scoop's new 70's glasses, Toast's new toe fungus and the show's first samping of Night Owl cookies. Then we get into the Canes in the 2024 NFL Draft, and how the list of undrafted signees was longer tha

#119: A Muffled Sit Fart

27 days ago 58m 15s

Everyone checks in for this week's show, with Ro fresh back from a big volleyball tournament trip in Philadelphia, and Scoop and Ro's impromptu hang session at the Fire Station while Ro was on shift. And of course we dive into the portal chaos

#118: The Fumunda Funk

Apr 18th, 2024 1h 15m

We open the show with everyone's reaction to the Spring Game, and to no one's surprise everyone was impressed with the play of Cam Ward. The boys are also surprised that the game wasn't as vanilla as we've seen in past years. And everyone has p

#117: In The Wind With a Chub

Apr 11th, 2024 1h 31m

It's Spring Game week so everyone takes a look at what they hope to see from different position groups - as Ro covers QBs and linebackers, Toast talks O-Line and safety, and Scoop wants to see the running backs and corners. Plus we try to figur

#116: Say His Name

Apr 5th, 2024 1h 11m

Lots of talk from Spring practice as Scoop dove into the Mario press conference, with some observations on the battle for QB2 and the improvement in the tight end usage. And as the portal opens we are curious if we're going to see a QB transfer

#115: A Slightly Asian Dave Matthews

Mar 28th, 2024 1h 19m

We open this week with talk of booze, and Dan Radakovich's comments about UM loving the ACC, which had the fan base divided this week. And with all this talk of conference realignment has the OBBs in agreement that staying in the ACC is a very

#114: Add Jalen Suggs to the Front

Mar 21st, 2024 1h 12m

All the boys are cooked after a crazy week, and somehow Toast managed to piss off a whole new group of college basketball fans when he disputed if Caitlyn Clark was really the GOAT of women's basketball. And we take a rare trip to Greentree dur

#113: Professor Snickerdoodle (She's Probably on Drugs)

Mar 14th, 2024 1h 15m

We open the show with Scoop back in the house, and Toast has to immediately address the Twitter feud that erupted this week between him and some Canes fans over the state of the basketball program. It's another epic Toast rant and he shuts down

#112: Is it the Fish Tanks?

Mar 7th, 2024 56m 45s

With Spring practice upon us, we're joined by David Lake from 24/7 Sports to talk all things Canes as the guys start to hit the field. David is already drinking the Cam Ward Kool-Aid even though they're not in pads yet, he's just excited with t

#111: A Laundromat Wedding

Feb 29th, 2024 1h 11m

So how many signing days do we need? We open the show just overloaded with great topics this week, and start off with trying to figure out why we'd need another signing day when one of the two we already have is all but meaningless. But by movi

#110: Find Us on Titter

Feb 23rd, 2024 1h 9m

Basketball and BBQ start the show this week, as we get into the Canes poor performance on the court and Ro's trip to Kansas City. Toast experimented with the show Scoop recommended, Naked Attraction, and decided to torture the rest of the show

#109: This Ends in a Felony

Feb 16th, 2024 1h 20m

We are barely into the offseason and we're already getting early season rankings that have the Canes anywhere from 12 to 25 - even though we continue to end the season unranked. Even Cam is getting some Heisman buzz before he's even taken a sna

#108: Jamaicans on Mars

Feb 7th, 2024 1h 12m

As a prime example of how NIL and the portal have rendered Signing Day meaningless, we completely forgot it was upon us when it used to be a national holiday for the OBB's. Scoop also wants to know what's preventing college football from pullin

#107: It's Not All Great Out There

Feb 1st, 2024 1h 8m

Miami now officially has three 5-star recruits as we roll into the off season, an accomplishment that Toast and Ro are proud of, but still have fears about Mario utilizing them on the field. And Roman wants to know what the common denominator i

#106: Put Nicky in My Mouth

Jan 25th, 2024 1h 19m

We open the show this week by reflecting on Jacurri's podcast appearance this week, where he allegedly explained why he did not suit up this past season and why he chose to clarify things he said even before they hit the media cycle. And with J

#105: Magic School Bus in a Small Hallway

Jan 18th, 2024 1h 23m

We open chapter 105 of the Mario era with some laughs about Alabama fans having to suffer the week in "Gen Pop", and Scoop says they are Alabama "trust fund fans" because they've never known losing... and we joke that it was the same as being a

Reaction Show: Cam Ward to the U!

Jan 14th, 2024 26m 48s

It's a special reaction show now that the Canes have added Cam Ward to the quarterback room!! A change of grade for Toast, bringing the portal grade up to an A+ after getting the most sought after QB out there. And everyone is now feeling much

#104: O-H...E-A-D

Jan 11th, 2024 1h 21m

We open the show by welcoming "Poff Daddy" to the fold and UM, which launches into a conversation about Tua's brother also interested in Miami. Scoop wants to ride with Jacurri as Toast argues that Poffenbarger and Tua's little brother Taulia T

#103: 30 Days After You Tap It

Jan 5th, 2024 1h 27m

We open the show with a lot of respect and props to Jacurri Brown for sticking around to compete for the UM starting job! And the guys debate who they believe would be best in the starting role, Emory or Jacurri, and everyone has a different ap

#102: Worth a Phone Call - Orange Bowl Boys Chapter 102 & Pinstripe Bowl Recap Show

Dec 29th, 2023 1h 26m

The Canes LOST the Pinstripe Bowl to Rutgers 31-24, and the boys break down everything that rolled into this loss, the first to Rutgers in the history of the program. And of course everyone is getting sick of the "gameday mismanagement" convers

#101: Redwood Tasselbeck

Dec 21st, 2023 1h 23m

After a HUGE signing day with the Canes, the guys are psyched to see the promise of Mario's recruiting pay off in a big way. Especially with the Canes coming in with the #3 class in the nation as of this taping. Plus Roman asks which was the be

#100: That's Where the Whip Was

Dec 14th, 2023 1h 15m

We all get a chance to reflect on 100 episodes of the Mario Cristobal era at UM, and overall how we all grade Mario after 100 weeks at the helm. And for a large tear-down job that had to happen, we remain optimistic about the long-term health o

#99: The Fighting Trudeaus

Dec 7th, 2023 1h 10m

Roman took in a stray and Scoop doesn't want to talk about the College Football Playoff - a perfect start to the madness this week. Plus Toast asks if the portal transfers at QB1 and Safety make all the difference for the Canes next season.We a

#98: Kool-Aid in My Bum

Nov 30th, 2023 1h 12m

With another HUGE recruiting flip this week, we are officially in CRUITIN' SEASON! Miami currently has the #5 ranked class so far for 2024. Plus we have some huge ACC accolades to applaud for the 2023 Canes, and talk about how we see the ACC sh