Once we have been decended, and innosense is ost; Far outside of the indgom of Scencia at Heaven's Gates, To infinity and beyond, we will all forget one another…

PREVIOUSLY, on…

Wait, what is this?

Whatever it is.

“it Is

In his heyday, the cosmic avenger uses his priority status as a SNL series regular to put his newfound powers to work by successfully shapeshiftingnjnto each guest host's body during the live broadcast; thus creating infinite portals and wormholes through various dimension and cavalcades between space and time

Shit.

[The counter attack

Mover the counter attack

Over the hill and into your memory

Simple the end of the template

For temple, stuff from resentment

Impractical actually contracted

False flagged, black balled and gagged

Black box, canticles

Catnip for facts,

Obstacles,

Abstract acid fasts

Fantastic, fur tan lines

And so futuristic for fans

Scripted, this entry is

Limited, click bait resentments

Jesus is—

Fanstastic, actually

Magic tricks vs imagination

Instagram, leave it to the

—Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

-Ū.

THIS IS A WHATTHEFUCK.

WTF.

And this —

[Tina Fey, but cuter]

TINA FEY

(actual)

What does that mean??

is a whatever.

*|*

[whatever.]

Ugh, this is gonna take forever-

Lights up on Washington Heights

Up at the break of day

I wake up

—and it must be a different day

Cause I'm above in the Bronx

It fuckin sucks

I got a lot to discuss

Hop on this bus

Down on my luck

In uptown

Los Angrle's time's up

I'm square now

You scared now?

Fire like

Smoky the bear now

Smoked salmon,

Damn I'm sweating my hair out

Scary out there, scout!

Order of the Phoenix

Is out of order now

So sort out the books

For storyboard albums

It's occult clsssic

Without all the

Bells and whistles

Silence a pistol

To spit thru your window

To split you

Sentimental

It's just a mental indiscretion

Judas escariot

Scary isn't it

Monsters and fairytale business

Many mouses

And Minnie ripperton

Sympathies, really

For mentioning

It's just

My attention

Is

Getting

Shorter

Than

These sentences

Or Skrillex is

Haha

The methods were devious?

Me?

Made enemy out of man

But is envious of

I genius indegenous intentions

With this sacraments

Exactly what it isn't:

Sacrificial

ASDyQA{D”O*asf'oaISHf'oasKhf'aosUfh'

omg . where's he from.

aDAHSIDUHASODIHSAO”DIJed;saigbd;asidhaosidjw;odis

I'm leaving now..

Aisudhasiudhaisudhiusa ***hawcks loogie, spits***

Ugh.

“I _ NY”

Avaurlia is the High Goddess of Wisdom and Truth Telling—in the lower-quadrants of the palace in which she presides, she awaits the arrival of the fabled traveler to which the entirety of the palace belongs—

EVA LONGORIA, an earthly counterpart, is an accomplished actress, producer, and philanthropist— she abruptly inserts herself into the world of the festival project, after a mysterious series of syncronocities leads her to obsessively explore the meanings behind the occurrences—after which, she is approached by a deeply insulated organization—also mysteriously, but which presents itself with somewhat familiarity, taking EVA quickly into a ceremonial indoctrination into the higher realms, which will allow the actress access to this multidimensionality, expanding the collective consciousness and allowing communitarian with all alternate selves, specifically the higher self, and travel within the realms and worlds within the various planes in which

MEANWHILE,

Ugh.

Farro.

…Your Majesty.

I need help.

Don't burden me with your woes.

I beg your pardon?

No, don't beg.

—and we're back!

Oh, come on; I don't even like Zoolander!

Come on! What's my name?

Zoolander!

No, my actual name—

ZOOLANDER.

—-

Zac Efron is the secret president of his own High School Musical fan club, subreddits, and subsequent subreddits.

What?! I'm allowed to like my own movies!

*creepy fangirl high school musical alter—

Ahem.

Not this much.

Don't check the—

ILLUMINA—

Fuck that

My phone makes calls with the

Cellular turned off now

How about that

Damn

You, too, shall soon all be forgotten.

*squinting drunkenly* I hate her now.

*sipping liquor* she is evil.

“My Imaginary Friend”

In his heyday, the cosmic avenger uses his priority status as a SNL series regular to put his newfound powers to work by successfully shapeshiftingnjnto each guest host's body during the live broadcast; thus creating infinite portals and wormholes through various dimension and cavalcades between space and time

Shit.

The counter attack

Mover the counter attack

Over the hill and into your memory

Simple the end of the template

For temple, stuff from resentment

Impractical actually contracted

False flagged, black balled and gagged

Black box, canticles

Catnip for facts,

Obstacles,

Abstract acid fasts

Fantastic, fur tan lines

And so futuristic for fans

Scripted, this entry is

Limited, click bait resentments

Jesus is—

Fanstastic, actually

Magic tricks vs imagination

Instagram, leave it to the

Oh My God. I love The Yeah Yeah Yeahs!

Yeah, uh, ok.

*..*

*panics*

0.0

*. *

oh …

*takes massive bong rip*

*almost ghosts it*

*nvm huge clouzdz*

…noooo.

hey.

sup.

Has anyone seen–

Whatsup?

[beat]

Has anybody seen, like, a cyclops.

THE CYCLOPS Dissappears after Jesse AKA SUBTRONICS

CUT TO: BEFORE

FUCK

WHAT WAS IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

laughing out loud in infinite dimensions

HA–

Nvm

JIMMY FALLON

[explitive]

‘The Lolipop Guild”

This better be easier to get into than the writer's guild.

–or the actor's guild–

Or the Academy.

Why on EARTH would you want to be in The Academy?

Because, Uh, ARTS.

Oh yeah, huh

Besides ,it's on EARTh

I guess so

And, of course

NOMINATIONS:

S–

No.

You didn't even let me finish

NOMINATIONS IN TIS CATEGORY ARE

SK–

NO.

YOU DIDN'T

Lol swing vote.

….get it?

TIMMY

*Whippet*

hah–*dies.

MEANWHILE, at the infinite

SHould we help him

Haha

probably

YO, WHERE'S MY CYCLOPS AT?!

*literally blowing out clouds and fire *

FUUUUUUUUCK

A MYSTERIOUS INDIVIDUAL ASSUMED TO BE “THE NOTORIOUS SUPACREE” has dropped the humankind

most sought after and coveted treasure from the top of the entertainment capital of the world–

The Hollywood Sign?!

NO,

LIZ LEMON

IT'S THE ROCK! IT'S HeRE.

LET US GO

WE SHAL GOOOOOOOO

GOOOOSASHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS

BIGGIE

LLOOK JUST LET ME RIDE WITCHALL, AIGHT?

Nah, man.

Wtf.

MEANWHILE

Uh

What happened.

I don't know.

[THE HELLAVATOR HAS STOPPED. ]

Oh shit, this is the part.

[AS it turns out, each time the bass is dropped, the amethyst disappears to an entirely separate dimension…]

WEll, that's ok.

HOw many times could that possibly happen, right?

This is the only possible way to combat overpopulation!

YOU CAN'T JUST BASS JUMP THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO A SEPERATE DIMENSION.

BEFORE:

THE CYCLOPS

| |

_

*shrugs*

hits bong

THE CYCLOPS

SUBTRONICS.

0 0

…

S

MEANWHILE, AT THE INFINITE RAVE [HELL'S SIDE]

1. CAN'T. STOP.

2. DANCING

3. AAAAAyayayaAAAAA

AAHAHAHHHH

WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP.

Right

WE GOT HER.

“IT”

Or like “the??”

WHATEVER.

SHE'S AT THE ROCK

[The Amethyst hovers, glowing just at reach]

Oh. THE ROCK!

yikes.

[ALL ELEVATORS HAVE

1. stopped .

Uh oh.

well , that can't be good.

I hope nobody's late!

1. DISSAPPEARED.

[NYFD marvels at the completely hollow elevator shaft]

THE MAYOR

*.*

MEDIA

…how should we spin this.

I've got it

SACRE BLUR!!!

LE*GASP*

LE SOLAR DEL SOLEIL!

GASPING FRENCHLY

SACRE BLUR

SACRE

THE NMINATIONS IN THIS CATEGORY ARE

NO. NO SKRILLEX.

YOu're not even in the aademy. I am the academy I own the academy

SUPER JEWISH ACCOUNTANT

Shruggning, but jewish

She's right

Where's the director

Almost here.

SAM

WHAT CAT

YOU ARE NOT IN THIS SHOW!

SAM

I OBVIOUSLY AM, THOUGH.

NO, YOU'RE FIRED.

NO, I QUIT.

Oh shit, I literally forgot about that show

ARIANA

breaking 4th wall

No, you didn't.

Ū

Or at least, I didn't.

THERE SHE IS: GET HER

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH MY ONION RINGS

JEANETTE MCCURDED

YOU PICKED DAN SHNIEDER OVER ME?!

WE HAD TO ! WE DID THE GOOD BURGER THING

ED finds THE AMETHYST in his

In his what

I don't know. Something

ED

–WOAH–

–heh

KEENAN

NO.

WHAT .

NO. I herd about you little TV-Voodoo–whatchacalit

Less stereotypically negro spiritual

NO MORE OF THAT

Ya'll need jesus,

I do't know what is goin on over there at the rock,

You got the Illuminati, The CIA

Whatever that is.

[Skrillex] –Which,

At this ppoint, could literally mean

[Anything.]

Or

[Anyone]

(But, really it's just technically)

JIMMY FALLON(is),

now though somewhat closer to ground level

Way too lazy to format right now…

SKRILLEX!

()™

Fucku

AHAHA JIMMY FALLON

THIS FLYING FUCKIN KITE IS A BREEZE FOR ME

YOU WILL NEVER COME DOWN!!!!

AHAHAHA

I WILL COME DOWN

YOU WILL NOT COME DOWN

I WILL COME DOWN

YOU WILL NOT

(I Guarantee, Jimmy Falon, that you will not come down.)

I WILL COME DOWN! AND WHEN I DO COME DOWN! I WILL D BATTLE YOU

AND ROCKSTAR BATTLE YOU

AND ACTOR/COMEDIAN BATTLE YOU!

AND I WILL WIN

WHEN I DO COME DOWN

CAUSE I

WILL

COME

DOWN

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN

HELLO?!

I AM A

TIME TRAVELER, TRAPPED IN A FILm

This is actually a tragic situation.

Ya that situation is tragic over there.

GOD

I love manhattan

it's So phallic.

.

KEENAN has just borroed ROCKAFELLER PLAZA's employee time machine to find Jimmy Fallow; It is the 2010's

(or like, before that, cause everybody's ancient af now)

right .

KEENAN

JIMMY! COME ON!

JIMMY FALLs ON

Oof

KEENAN

C'MON! LET'S GO! We are LIVE in 10! llike TEN YEARS AGO, Literally

what . who are you

I don't have time for your gallivanting nonchalonce! [he, by the way, ha aged considerably since

BEFORE:

KITE: FLOOF

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

—what it is.”

-God.

<3

(s)

-Ū.