Some of us saw Blue Beetle, some of us didn’t see Blue Beetle. Either way, we’re here to tell you that Susan Sarandon is a baddie. Susan, if you’re listening, please respond to Jackson re: horny like a cartoon wolf. We’re sure the moment you se

How Would You Handle Having the 6th Sense from the Sixth Sense?

1 Nov 19th, 2023 1h 1m

We see dead people and it’s making us angry! Go away ghosts before we start taking medication to stop seeing you! Zammit proposes a new kind of heaven, Jackson puts forward his new hit TV series ‘The Ghost Gettler’ and JD doesn’t think you’ll g

Imperial Army Part II - The Cleanse

May 27th, 2014 29m 14s

In which our heroes look at the Star Wars Universe again to justify their ethnic cleanse theory by trying to find out the identity of Anakin's father...

What Fictional Robot Would You Send Back in Time to Protect the Connors?

5 days ago 1h 3m

Sure Kyle Reese and that old T-800 were good and all and did a fine job, but in the history of media surely there are better bots that could have protected those Connors! JD puts forward a robot that can do it all, Zammit delves into history to

How Would We Impress Shania Twain?

12 days ago 54m 4s

Smart guys, good looking guys, guys with little machines - these things do not impress famous Canadian-Italian Shania Twain but maybe the three biggest knuckleheads in podcasting can figure out what (or who) will impress Shania Twain. Could it

Could You Survive Being a Yes Man?

19 days ago 59m 37s

Can you believe it? Three drinks! Joel Duscher has not one, not two, but three of the same goddamn drink that he’s going to slurp down during the duration of this episode. He has truely gone maniac mode for this episode celebrating the 2008 Jim

What Would We Do if We Had the Powers of Madame Web?

26 days ago 59m 52s

Oh me oh my, we can't wait for the upcoming and soon to be mega hit Madame Web in theatres the week we 100% recorded this episode! You can just imagine the reviews "Sony, you've done it again!" - the New York Times probably. "I can't believe th

Which Fairytale Curse Could You Just Body?

Mar 24th, 2024 55m 23s

Everyone says hey, don't anger that witch or maybe you shouldn't wish upon a monkey paw but we're here to tell you that you have nothing to worry about! Piss off that witch! What they gonna do? Curse you? It's not even that bad! Sure, Disney wi

How Would You Use an Ape to Solve a Crime?

Mar 17th, 2024 54m 47s

It's a strange day on the force as it's B.Y.O.A. (bring your own ape) to help solve the untimely death of the commissioners son. It looks like foul play but we have Mr Bojangles, the former smoking circus chimp, to help us with the case! From a

How Would You Use Flubber To Cheat?

Mar 10th, 2024 1h 6m

It's 1997, a wacky and mad mannered scientist has created some kind of hilarious and maybe sentient goo! This goo is dubbed flying flubber by another of this scientists creation, a robot called Weebo. We do not go into the implications of that

Could You Handle Seeing Two Dogs Eat Spaghetti à la Lady and the Tramp?

Mar 3rd, 2024 1h 7m

Your favourite boys cannot believe their eyes! Did they just see two dogs on a date? A full on romantic evening? Slurping up spaghetti with human lips?? Surely not! But if they did, how will this affect their world view or will it simply wash o

How Would You Improve the Public Image of the Green Goblin?

Feb 25th, 2024 52m 16s

Norman has a problem and no, it's not Goblin Madness, it's his public perspection. The good people of New York percieve him as a pumpkin throwing, skeleton creating lunatic and we here at Plumbing the Death Star want that to change! Join us on

How Would You Market the Neuralyzer from Men in Black 1 to 3?

Feb 18th, 2024 56m 27s

It's that time again where the marketing geniueses that are Plumbing the Death Star have to spin their wheels to sell a fictional product! This time they've gotten their grubby little hands on Men in Black's infamous neuralyzer. Sure it can wip

Would You Trust the Magic House in Encanto?

Feb 11th, 2024 1h 2m

We're in the magical land of Encanto! There's a big house that keeps giving that one family fantastical powers and we, humble citizens of Encantoland don't know how to feel about it! On one hand our lives have become so much easier that we can

Which Vampire Did Olivia Rodrigo Date in the song ‘Vampire’ by Oliva Rodrigo?

Feb 4th, 2024 56m 25s

Oh no! Plumbing the Death Star’s best friend Olivia Rodrigo has started dating a vampire. That was probably a mistake. What’s more, she went and wrote a song about it for some reason. But which vampire dammit! Who’s got their fangs in our bff!

Joel Zammit Comics America - Butter Rum the Horse

Jan 28th, 2024 1h 7m

Jackson's got the covid and Zammit's getting nose and tongue surgery so we're taking a break! To read about that in full detail you can check out the news section of our website! So instead of a brand new episode, enjoy a stellar episode of Jac

What If Aunt May Instead of Her Nephew Peter Had Been Bitten By the Radioactive Spider?

Jan 21st, 2024 1h 1m

Why in New Avengers #15 Did Greenday Write a Song about Spider-Man?

Jan 14th, 2024 50m 38s

Jackson’s riddled with covid so no new episode this week, instead here’s an episode from the archives! A Plumbing the Death Star+ that has never been more topical! Originally airing in March 2023 for our beautiful subscribers, we found out Gree

If You Lived in New York City Would You Give a &*%! About the Ninja Turtles aka Are The Ninja Turtles Really That Big of a Problem?

Jan 7th, 2024 51m 46s

Oh boy! Mutants have crawled their way up from the sewer and are roaming the streets of New York! It's time to give in to panic and run for your life! Or is it? No say the plumbing boys, it's actually awesome! Seeing a rat is fine and seeing a

Agents of J.O.(a).E.L. The Christmas Project #2

Dec 31st, 2023 1h 1m

Season’s Greetings True Believers and welcome to #2! The thrilling conclusion of this special Christmas edition of Agents of J.O.(a).E.L! Despite the loss of a helicopter and a boat, Agents Joel Duscher and Joel Zammit are closing in on the Arc

Agents of J.O.(a).E.L. The Christmas Project #1

Dec 24th, 2023 1h 18m

Season’s Greetings True Believers and welcome to #1 of this special Christmas edition of Agents of J.O.(a).E.L! Santa Claus has run amok, attacking the innocent town of Longyearbyen, setting fire to people’s houses and letting loose his evil mi

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Agents of J.O.(a).E.L. The Christmas Project Trailer

Dec 19th, 2023 2m 47s

Season’s Greetings True Believers! For being such good Joels this year, we got the Marvel Multiverse Role-Playing Game and our bestest friend in the whole world and Jackson decided to treat us to our very own adventure! #1 drops Christmas day a

What Jacket Deserves the Santa Clause Treatment ie If You Killed a Guy Wearing This Jacket and Put the Jacket On, You Got Their Powers (This is a Long Title) Would That be Good?

Dec 17th, 2023 1h 19m

'Tis the season. Tis the season to spend like ten minutes failing to define a jacket and then a further ten minutes arguing over what happens in the Santa Clause. Once that's done we can get to the episode. Zammit becomes a cockney James Bond,

Reed Richards Can’t Do It So How Are We Gonna Save Ben Grimm and By Save We Mean Fix and By Ben Grimm We Mean the Mother %*& &!$@ Blue Eyed Ever Loving Sonova*@!&% Mother %*& &!$@ The Thing !*&%$?!

Dec 10th, 2023 1h 9m

Ben Grimm is a mess. Cosmic rays turned him into a horrible rocky monstrosity that makes everybody sick. Yuck. Mr. Fantastic refuses to fix him, so maybe the Plumbing Boys can have a crack at it. Zammit wants to seperate the thing from Ben Grim

How Would You Keep a Secret Identity?

Dec 3rd, 2023 56m 12s

Keeping your identity secret is a time honoured tradition in the super heroing community, so what happens when three bumbling idiots try their best to conceal their identities from the public? Introducing Lead Lad, he may be a CEO of many compa