THIS WEEK:Yo -- do Asian people and Black people really not give a fuck about each other, or is this just another plot by The Man to divide and conquer? Let's discuss...This is a LONG episode because cats got SUPER intellectual with topics

LATE

Jun 8th, 2021 2h 22m

We know, we know -- and we're sorry. Yes, this episode was supposed to drop 11 days ago. But we had some technical difficulties and equipment malfunctions and whatnot that hindered our ability to edit and release this episode in a timely manner

Fuck All Y'all...

May 22nd, 2021 1h 15m

THIS WEEK:Keith is busy globetrotting so Max-El held it down dolo. That explains why the show is SO late. That nigga Max be on CP time. SMHAnyway, he breaks the whole Kwame Brown-against-the-world fiasco down to decide whether Kwame is on b

Friends vs Business

May 15th, 2021 2h 20m

THIS WEEK:What can we take away from the situation at The Joe Budden Podcast? Is doing business with friends a good idea or a recipe for disaster?ALSO:- Is the Covid vaccine really turning mufuckas into walking antennas?- J. Cole is goi

The Wire vs Snowfall

Apr 30th, 2021 1h 28m

THIS WEEK:Since neither of our hosts came adequately prepared, the majority of this week's topics were absolutely random. VERY unprofessional of us.Still, the homies managed to get in a spirited debate and touch a small range of subjects, i

ENOUGH

Apr 24th, 2021 2h 7m

THIS WEEK:Is anybody else tired of all this death? Shit...This week the fellas get into some of the police-related fuckery of the past week, as well as other stimulating topics including --- Red Verzuz Mef- Master P sends his kid to The

"The Unrest Will Be Unreal"

Apr 16th, 2021 2h 29m

THIS WEEK:Did you hear about the schoolteacher named Barney who thought he could rob a Mexican cartel? That dude is dumb as FUCK! We'll tell you ALL about it.Let's also discuss...- Why are the cops in Minnesota killing so many Black folks

Fumbled The Bag

Apr 9th, 2021 45m 24s

THIS WEEK:Keith couldn't make it this week but the fellas didn't wanna leave you without your weekly fix so Max-El held it down and delivered a solo quickie. He touched topics including...- What in the FUCK was Paul Pierce thinking?- Is De

NO BREAKS

Apr 2nd, 2021 2h 17m

THIS WEEK:- Mike Strahan's new teeth- Is Lil Nas X brilliant?- Can Nike win their lawsuit over the devil shoes? And what in the fuck is "First Sale Doctrine"?- Why was Quavo fighting over a bag? And who bears more responsibility in a do

Episode 110

Mar 26th, 2021 1h 36m

THIS WEEK:There wasn't a whole lot to discuss this week but the Profane Pair still managed to do what they always do: talk that good shit about the deepest and most important stories of our time, such as:- Why in the fuck is Melle Mel talki

No Disrespect

Mar 19th, 2021 2h 40m

THIS WEEK:Yoooo -- who else thinks Kirk Franklin's son better watch his back before he gets STOMP'd out? He done turnt Gospel Puff Daddy into Sanctified Suge Knight. Kirk wanted ALL the smoke. Put ya hands together.ALSO:- King James and Y

The More You Know

Mar 13th, 2021 2h 7m

THIS WEEK:We got on some philosophical shit and sought to teach you mufuckas somethin' with this one. Well, kinda...We discussed some VERY important topics, including:- Why it's SO important to remain (or become)active as you get older

"Titty Skeet"

Mar 5th, 2021 3h 9m

THIS WEEK:After spending last week laying in the sun and smoking weed in paradise, Max-El returns to the spot to recap his birthday trip before he and Lil' Keith touch all (well, MOST of) the topics they missed while he was gone, including:

The Next Generation

Feb 19th, 2021 1h 50m

THIS WEEK:- What does the future hold as far as technology goes? Where do we go from here?- Are promiscuous women being praised now? Who makes the rules for how a woman approaches being single?- Why is Jay-Z still so nice?- Who gives a

XXX

Feb 12th, 2021 2h 24m

THIS WEEK:- What happened to porn STARS? Like, the household names? Is there too much porn out here nowadays?- Raise your hand if you had NO IDEA Puff sold Sean John...- Ja Rule takes a course at Harvard... do we care? And when is college

Black As Fuck

Feb 5th, 2021 2h 26m

It's Black History Month! Fuck Daniel Cameron!THIS WEEK:- Offset invented Nike AND Michael Jordan. INVENTED THEM!- How do three people end up dead over a dispute about some snow?- Keeping a safe distance and wearing mittens because it's

ROYALTY

Jan 29th, 2021 2h 25m

THIS WEEK:We start off by paying due respect to the HEAVY hitters we've lost in the past week with a calm and classy tribute.THEN we get back to our usual, classless selves and get into topics like --- What in the fuck just happened with

TOXIC

Jan 23rd, 2021 2h 19m

We talked some wild shit on this one, so put ya damn kids away because this might ruin them.THIS WEEK:- Our in-depth (and spoiler-filled) review of Nate Parker's "American Skin." - How long before these old-ass Presidents die?- What's t

Freestyle Friday

Jan 16th, 2021 2h 18m

THIS WEEK:We USUALLY have a list of prepared topics to discuss, but we're slippin' this week. So we just went off the dome like we were in The Basement with Big Tigg.Well, kinda.We managed to get a good show in even without a plan, and we

Big Face

Jan 9th, 2021 1h 49m

THIS WEEK:WE FINALLY HIT TRIPLE DIGITS!!! Issa celebration, bitches!!And one of our heroic hosts did a lil TOO much celebrating, but we'll let you see for yourself which host that is.Anyway -- we jump off the new year talkin' bout:- How

The Clip Show, Vol. 2

Dec 31st, 2020 55m 36s

THIS WEEK:The fellas will be somewhere getting drunk as shit to celebrate the end of 2020 and won't be available to record, so this week's episode is a compilation of clips from the past 30 episodes or so. You'll get to revisit some of the sm

Holiday Shit

Dec 25th, 2020 2h 5m

THIS WEEK:It's Christmas Day, so by default this is the Holiday Episode.But we only spent like 10 minutes on that corny shit before getting to the good shit, such as:- Is a championship ring a piece of jewelry to be worn or a trophy to be

West Coastin'

Dec 18th, 2020 2h

THIS WEEK:We're getting ready for this weekend's epic #Verzuz matchup with some eternal slaps from E-40 and Too $hort, then we dive into topics like...- Why staging counterprotests against them MAGA mufuckas makes you look dumber than them

"Knowledge Of Self"

Dec 11th, 2020 1h 36m

THIS WEEK:Keith turns 40!!! Gotdamn that boy gettin' OLD!!We actually recorded on the eve of the big day and Keith had some kickin' it to do, so we kept it relatively short so he could get outta here and bring his birthday in properly.We

The Catch-Up

Dec 4th, 2020 2h 5m

THIS WEEK:Since we missed last week because of Thanksgiving we spent this episode getting caught up on shit that happened while we were away, including:- Does Nate Robinson deserve respect for takin' that ass-whoopin'?- Are we REALLY abou