Turn your droids off, it’s time for the last chapters of Splinter of the Mind’s Eye! Featuring Logi Grimgengoilervalker and Bea Arthur! This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 12 This week’s glistener question: SAY NICE THI

Rogue Podron Mission 26-5: Freudian Slippery

May 24th, 2023 1h 1m

On this week’s episode of Rogue Podron, we continue discussing Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, written by…..was it Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Or Olivia N. John? James Earl Jones, maybe? Regardless, the point is, Luke likes it wet. This week’s discussi

Rogue Podron Mission 26-4: No Sweat

May 10th, 2023 1h

Space worms. Space worms, everywhere. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 8-9 This week’s glistener question: Which body part would be the most inconvenient to lose the ability to sweat? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodro

Rogue Podron Mission 26-3: Hot Yuzz

May 3rd, 2023 1h

Luke and Leia find themselves in a maximum security prison. Luckily, a combination of large windows and some new Yuzzem friends render this obstacle merely a minor annoyance. Much like the cloud of tiny bugs constantly swarming Corellians. This

Rogue Podron Mission 26-2: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 3-4

Apr 20th, 2023 52m 45s

This episode contains a discussion of chapters 3-4 of Splinter of the Mind’s Eye by Alan Dean Foster. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 3-4 This week’s glistener question: What unknown and useless power does the kaibu

Rogue Podron Mission 26-1: May the Force Behind You

Apr 12th, 2023 1h 6m

Somehow, Rogue Podron has returned. And we’re in our Twincest Era, as we dive into the oldest Star Wars book, Splinter of the Mind’s Eye. Join us for a Circuspussian adventure, but BYOL (bring your own lubricants). This week’s discussion: Splin

Courtship Podron Mission 25-10: Spandor Claus

Dec 15th, 2022 55m 54s

This week’s episode of Rogue Podron is rated NC-17 due to greater than three [3] uses of the term “G*ping M*w.” Glistener discretion is advised. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 55-the end. This week’s glistener

Courtship Podron Mission 25-9: Annually Exporting Three Point Five Master Chiefs of Art

Nov 23rd, 2022 1h 14m

It’s the penultimate episode of 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel, as Han and Leia encounter a variety of fish friends, art exports, and Jedi tails. Are you currently being eternally punished? Let us know by hitting us up on Tumblr! This week’s discussion

Courtship Podron Mission 25-8: Guess Who’s Beck

Nov 16th, 2022 54m 55s

We’re feeling existential this week, as we ponder the end of the world (rational and irrational), the good old days of Snoke theories, and whether or not Yens is our new favorite Star Wars character. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the

Courtship Podron Mission 25-7: My Friend, Han

Nov 9th, 2022 1h 16m

HELP US PRINCESS LEIA, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE is written on ever wall in this castle, but Leia still hasn’t noticed and we are still waiting for Soran Keize to show up and punch everyone in the face. Please up-nut this episode. This week’s discus

Courtship Podron Mission 25-6: Playing it Fast and Proose

Nov 2nd, 2022 1h 16m

We don’t engage in small talk about carnium and doonium because that’s boring. We do talk about proose. And cutting through the ham. And being milked. Not necessarily all at the same time, though. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Sc

Courtship Podron Mission 25-5: Salacious B. Splachetti

Oct 19th, 2022 1h 6m

Han Solo likes eating pie, being naked, and being alone. Let’s discuss. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 25-30. This week’s glistener question: Ruin another character from Jabba’s Palace for us. Contact Us: Tweet

Courtship Podron Mission 25-4: Hookin’ Up Words and Phrases and Rebels

Oct 16th, 2022 1h 18m

The honeymoon continues! Han and Leia are enjoying their dream vacation aboard the Halcyon – they might even see each other at some point. In the meantime, though, there’s plenty of fruit, climate simulators, and work emails for us to enjoy. Th

Courtship Podron Mission 25-3: the Rogue Podron podcast, presented by Spowerade(tm)

Sep 21st, 2022 1h 25m

Pack your bags, it’s time for the honeymoon! Han and Leia spend approximately 3.69 seconds together before Han is off looking for a card game and Leia is off looking for another ten work assignments. At least Captain Daddy Dicto is here to prov

Courtship Podron Mission 25-2: I Do (want a meat skewt under the ewok tree)

Sep 14th, 2022 1h 25m

Ring the wedding bells and try not to leak too much oil – Han and Leia are tying the knot! Join us as we experience Meg experiencing Leia experiencing Meg’s dream wedding. Yoo-ben, indeed! This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel,

Courtship Podron Mission 25-1: 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel

Aug 31st, 2022 1h 19m

The invitations have been sent. The woot horns have been polished. The rope ladders have been hung. It’s time for the greatest wedding of the century – take 2! Join us as we experience the courtship of Princess Leia, this time in canon! This we

Rogue Podron Mission 24-3: It’s Your Funeral [affectionate]

Aug 17th, 2022 1h 15m

This episode is about revenge and specifically, the doing of it. Zorba the Hutt did a revenge, for example. Was it a good revenge or a bad revenge? All our thoughts, plus an exclusive sneak preview of our eulogies! This week’s glistener questio

Rogue Podron Mission 24-2: Zorb20 Braze It

Aug 10th, 2022 1h 25m

Hop aboard the Zorba Express as we blast our way through the braze and into book 3 of the Jedi Prince series: Zorba the Hutt’s Revenge. Join us as we discover housekeeping droids, white feminist Luke Skywalker, and slightly handsomer Chewbacca.

Rogue Podron Mission 24-1: Etiquette Droid Etiquette

Jul 27th, 2022 1h 30m

KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! This week’s glistener question: What will get Kenobi to leave Tatooine for season 2 of Kenobi? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at [email protected]. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon:

Rogue Podron Mission 23-7: Getting our Souls Slurped by Leorge Gucas’s AO3 Account

Jul 20th, 2022 46m 17s

Another book read with Rogue Podron comes to a close. Kyp Durron achieves an achievement. Wedge Antilles is cute. Cilghal is the only adult in this book. And…are those eggs or….? This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice b

Rogue Podron Mission 23-6: Thirsty Thirsty Happabores

Jun 30th, 2022 1h 39m

Off to Ithor we go! As we peacefully float above the planet’s surface, we try to find the plot that we seem to have lost along the way, but these chapters are almost as coherent as Jedi Master Bimbo Boss’s holocron. And has anyone heard from Do

Rogue Podron Mission 23-5: Despair! at the Piggly Wiggly

Jun 23rd, 2022 1h 7m

Honestly, I have no idea what happened in this one after about seven minutes because my internet cut out because I’m at camp. I’m sure it was totally chill though. This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Ande

Rogue Podron Mission 23-4: Abandon Kyp

Jun 15th, 2022 1h 20m

Exar-sensei is going to teach us all the secrets of the Dark Side, but first, Mon Calamari is under attack! Maybe Luke Skywalker and his Jedi Academy will show up to save the day lol nah no they won’t. Anyways, please enjoy some children’s stor

Rogue Podron LIVE SWCA Unboxing: Now You See Flea

Jun 1st, 2022 2h 24m

While we weren’t able to attend Star Wars Celebration: Anaheim 2022 together in person, we gathered on Zoom for a virtual LIVE show and unboxed all the goodies that Celebration gave to us. The High Republic! Visions! Daddy Mando! A TV show we a

Rogue Podron Mission 23-3: Welcome to the Wackbar Parade

May 25th, 2022 1h 8m

Hop aboard the struggle bus and don’t forget to pack your water-bottle lightsabers! Ackbar is feeling sad and there’s only one being in the galaxy that can cheer him up: his true soulmate and our new OTP: Winter! (Alternative, equally acceptabl