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The Case of the Backyard Gilf Corpse

Aug 19th, 2020 12m 37s

Kelly and Maria are back on the beat, this time unraveling the Case of the Backyard Gilf Corpse. DJ Deaf Joey has his grandma's casket in his backyard and he seems more than pleased with her company. But why? And also, why? These questions are

Ruin Your Childhood 2020 Style

Aug 17th, 2020 8m 4s

Sometimes twitter brings people together in beautiful ways.... or at least it did for Kelly and political artist Erik Benson who remixes the stars of your favorite childhood cartoons with the atrocities we live with today! Dora's getting taken

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Jeff is Trolling the Long Island PD Again

May 28th, 2020 8m 26s

Is Mr. Bartels, “BIRDDOG4U“ the Erin Brockovich of Long Island? Or just bat shit crazy? Here's a short 'sode of our boy, Jeff Bartels making sure the Long Island Police Department are earning his tax dollars. “I’ve got more courage than any of

Screamo, Emo, and Sports

May 14th, 2020 21m 13s

The time has finally come to use the intel the CIA has been gathering via our phones for a good purpose: Tracking covid spreaders. Speaking of data, Kelly shows Maria a cool Word Cloud depicting Spotify's most downloaded bands. Maria spills abo

Another Swarm of Buzz-Kills

May 7th, 2020 50m 33s

When 2020 goes low, Kelly and Maria get high- ya dig? We're catching up on UFOs, Murder Hornets, Dog DNA, Exploding Head Syndrome, MS complications, drive-by birthday parties, the plague of protestors, and everything in between. Support the sho

The World of Baby Doll Enthusiasts

Apr 27th, 2020 18m 28s

Ever wonder what type of adults by baby dolls for themselves? If you haven't, we do all the wondering for you in this episode. Inspired by Wife Swap, we get into the nitty gritty of "real" baby dolls that cost thousands of dollars, and the unde

The Wet Bandit of Studio 6 Motel

Apr 18th, 2020 20m 9s

If you haven't seen the video, you can watch it here. It's the one with all the water cascading off of the motel balcony onto the Nissan Murano. You know, the one with the soaking wet guy falling onto the windshield and cracking his head i the

God Warrior - Part 2

Apr 10th, 2020 33m 14s

This episode, Kel and Maria do a full mental audit of the infamous God Warrior episode of Trading Spouses. It has it all: hypnotism, gargoyles, psychics, and -most of all- GOD. Every scene is dissected entirely for your listening pleasure. Lea

God Warrior - Part 1

Apr 5th, 2020 35m 56s

Tiger Kings, Silver Rats, and Sugar Daddies

Apr 1st, 2020 18m 1s

It’s still Covid19 lockdown, and we’re running out of alcohol. What the actual fuck. Maria and Kelly discuss the mandatory viewing of Tiger King and do a sanity analysis on some questionable facebook posts. Maybe people are being a little extra