Investigator Svenson, The Steward and Mister Klutz leave The Chain. The citizens of Greenville rally to demand justice from The Steward. Miss Stone asks an important question.Special Guests:Erik Ferris of Massive Hitbox as Investigator Sven

Episode 14 - Where They Lie, Let Them Rest - Part 3

Mar 17th, 2020 10m 6s

After an arduous trial in the kitchen of The Chain, as well as the difficult day's events, pancakes are brought forth by the Shopkeep. The Dame meets The Spy. Svenson and Klutz discuss what needs to happen next. Steward prepares to address h

Episode 14 - Where They Lie, Let Them Rest - Part 2

Mar 10th, 2020 10m 20s

The Steward decides. Klutz is exhausted by the recent events that have plagued Greenville. The Investigator needs pancakes. Shopkeep is concerned.Special Guest: Erik Ferris of Massive Hitbox as Investigator Svensonwww.scaredshirtlesstees.c

Episode 14 - Where They Lie, Let Them Rest - Part 1

Mar 3rd, 2020 14m

The Steward brings everyone together. Klutz must determine the fate of his beloved Shop Local Council, as The Seven's true colours are revealed.Special Guests this episode:Erik Ferris of Massive Hitbox as Investigator SvensonAaron Minton of

Thank You To Our Listeners & Upcoming Plans For The Show

Feb 25th, 2020 6m 30s

This week's episode is postponed due to technical difficulties - but wait! What's this? We've uncovered a message from our founder. Give it a listen with our sincerest and most grateful thanks.⁠⁠What else have we been up to? Why, gearing up f

Episode 13 - The One Night War - Conclusion

Feb 18th, 2020 15m 58s

Klutz and Svenson return to the park to find The Steward. The Children are sent home. Svenson looks for answers, and Mister Klutz has his say.

Episode 13 - The One Night War - Part 4

1 Feb 11th, 2020 9m 23s

Mister Knives gets his revenge, Mister Flowers' crops help themselves, and The Dame warns Svenson about an excess of quiet. Meanwhile, the Children give a concert to The Steward.Special Guests:Erik Ferris of Massive Hitbox as Investigator Sve

Episode 13 - The One Night War - Part 3

Feb 4th, 2020 9m 13s

Miss Songs' Students prepare for their concert in the middle of town. Meanwhile, Mister Silver's prepper group begins to wonder just how "safe" The Safe truly is. Miss Scars teaches them all a lesson, and Mister Knives has a plan.Special Gue

Episode 13 - The One Night War - Part 2

Jan 28th, 2020 9m

Miss Songs and her perfect students prepare for the concert she has been planning for weeks. The tuning fork reveals more than she anticipated. Greggory takes charge.Meanwhile, Investigator Svenson and Mister Klutz take shelter, and Klutz r

Episode 13 - The One Night War - Part 1

1 Jan 21st, 2020 15m 9s

After a brief unscheduled hiatus last week due to a teammate's family emergency, Scared Shirtless is back on track with Episode 13: The One Night WarThe Seven begin to wage war against each other, using their followers as agents, each moving

Episode 12 - Mister Klutz and the Trial

Jan 7th, 2020 23m 27s

Mister Klutz discovers an issue with the Shop Local Council --which seems to be unraveling fast-- and seeks advice from The Steward, who offers what comfort he can.Special Guest: Aaron Minton of The Pilgrim's Digress Podcast.Full Credits ava

Episode 11 - Case Closed

Dec 31st, 2019 21m 17s

The Investigator finds himself mysteriously back home and learns to never bring a Knight to a Gun fight. The Whore is left wanting. Morbs invites herself in, and Svenson learns just how much he still doesn't know.Thank you for your patience as

2019 Holiday Greeting

Dec 24th, 2019 4m 26s

The happiest of holiday wishes to you and yours.Faithful listeners, you've made our 2019 better than you can possibly imagine, and we're so grateful to each and every one of you.We regret that this week's scheduled episode must be postponed d

Episode 10 - Chaos in the Market - Part 2

Dec 17th, 2019 14m 55s

The Steward joins the good citizens of Greenville at the L.O.A.M. while Morbs takes a holiday. Klutz is impressed. Investigator Svenson comes to terms with a great disappointment.Credits available at scaredshirtlesstees.com

Episode 10 - Chaos in the Market - Part 1

Dec 10th, 2019 13m 5s

The Greenville Shop Local Council has been planning the Local Open Air Market, or LOAM, and officially extends an invitation to The Steward, who is entertaining an old friend.Episode Credits and much more available at www.scaredshirtlesstees.c

Episode 9 - A Split In Ideals, Unification Through Purpose

Dec 3rd, 2019 15m 56s

The Greenville Shop Local Council members attend their weekly meeting. Miss Scars lays down some boundaries. The Chain Binds Them All.Special Guests: Dylan C of the Knight Reader Podcast and Aaron P. Minton of the Pilgrim's Digress.Full cre

Episode 8 - An Open and Shut Case

Nov 26th, 2019 11m 47s

It is another rainy day in Greenville. Investigator Svenson acts on a hunch, and goes to the Library to ask for help from Miss Stone. "The Gun, The Knight, The Whore" give their viewpoints. Miss Stone lets on more than she realises.Guest St

Episode 7 - Stories About Sin - Part 2

Nov 19th, 2019 12m 31s

The Greenville Shop Local Council members have been putting their gifts to use...but are those uses to the good of the community?⁠Guest Starring:Dylan C of The Knight Reader as Mister LeadAnd Aaron Minton of the Pilgrim’s Digress Podcast as

Episode 7 - Stories About Sin - Part 1

1 Nov 12th, 2019 10m 35s

The Greenville Shop Local Council members have been putting their gifts to use...but are those uses to the good of the community?⁠Guest Starring:Joel Amos of Chaotic Nerdful as ArtyAuthor H. Gorlitz Scott of Dragonmun Studios as Eunice and

Episode 6 - A Man And His Shop

Nov 5th, 2019 15m 7s

Miss Bones comes to the Chain in search of a cure for heartache. The Shopkeep becomes irritable. The Steward understands. Mister Klutz shares his suspicions.Credits available at www.scaredshirtlesstees.com

Episode 5 - Looking at You, Person of Interest

Oct 28th, 2019 15m 55s

Rain falls. The Investigator mourns Mister Spy. "The Gun, The Knight, The Whore" introduce themselves. The Steward is discussed.⁠⁠This week features Erik Ferris and Glenn Dubois of Massive Hitbox as Investigator Svenson and The Gun.⁠https://

Episode 4 - A Council Meeting

Oct 22nd, 2019 16m 49s

The Greenville Shop Local Council meets in the Library. Instead of campaign business, the Council Members would rather discuss their purchases at The Chain. Mister Klutz acquiesces. Miss Stone admires his tie pin.Episode Credits available

Episode 3 - A Case of Heartache

Oct 15th, 2019 13m 37s

Investigator Svenson has noticed all the strange things happening in Greenville, and he thinks he knows the source. Mister Spy takes his turn going into The Chain. The Shopkeep is pleasantly malicious, and The Steward delivers.Episode credit

Episode 2 - Obsessive Cultist Disorder

Oct 8th, 2019 16m 8s

The Steward makes a friend and follower, Mister Klutz, who starts something in Greenville that quickly gets bigger than himself. The Shopkeep is delighted by many new customers.⁠Full Credits available at www.scaredshirtlesstees.com