We've got another good one for ya'!  Have you ever wondered about the SEXUAL SECRETS of our "beloved" Presidents?!  Look no further!  In the meantime, unless you want to get arrested, don't forget to return that 14 year old VHS!!  Bridget takes her long-awaited turn at the SOUNDBOARD, w/ new mixer at hand to give it the ol' COLLEGE TRY!  Is she as annoying as Patrick?!  Probably not, ha!  BUT, she provides us with a glimpse into NORMAN BATES' preferred MUSIC if he ever had a chance to create a mixed PSYCHO cd!  We talk a 44 year old VIRGIN w/ a BIONIC PENIS...say WHAT?!!  Did we mention that MADONNA IS LOSING IT?!  We also banter and bicker as per usual, with some hints at our upcoming VEGAS trip!!  Don't miss this one!!  It's just more of the same laid back, relaxed and good natured fun THE ALTERNATE ROUTE is known for!  Enjoy and SHARE!