we talk about the difference in olympic sports between men and women, the continued degradation of the workforce, and we decide if we would choose to lose our teeth or our testicles. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...there could be people out there teleporting themselves to different planes of existence

Jul 12th, 2021 1h 6m

the work shortage and the accompanying massive drop in quality and reliability of your favorite coffee places, forgiveness, and the importance of being recognized by your peers. if youre cool and no one knows it, youre wasting it. https://www

sooo...what about the pedophiles?

Jun 28th, 2021 1h 14m

mikes trip to atlanta, animal rights, and lifestyle changes from fake newshttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...where does it end, man? where does it end?

Jun 14th, 2021 1h 29m

david opens a gift, we talk about roaches, being cisgendered, and what it means to be transracial.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...i had a really good point to make about the xfiles but you interrupted me so whatever

May 31st, 2021 1h 28m

both science and religion agree, do not eat someone else's food. pronouns and gender singularity vs gender plurality, and being both single and plural simultaneously. there's a rodeo in town. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastne

sooo...how much is a tree seed?

May 17th, 2021 1h 22m

are we right or are we left, lumber prices, and the destructive downside of faking politenesshttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...lets go colonize mars and destroy that planet too

May 3rd, 2021 1h 7m

how much money would it take to fix this planet and how long would it take us to fuck up a different one? we are available for hire for any no frills no bullshit straight talk consultant work. dm through patreon. https://www.patreon.com/thetr

sooo...the pope gave me the finger

Apr 19th, 2021 1h 39m

mass shootings, the freedom to slap the pope, and the ethics of retail consumerismhttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...did you say yutes? yeah, two yutes.

Apr 5th, 2021 1h 28m

mike explains why there aren't sombreros or donkeys in his house, david learns how to start a podcast, we answer questions from patreon, and indians take on native americans.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkbig thanks to ou

sooo...check on your dudes, bro

Mar 8th, 2021 1h 26m

omg I am so tired. its so late. weightloss, listener interaction, suicide. this one is all about suicide. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...lets count to a billion

Feb 8th, 2021 1h 34m

Ozzy Osborne is just future Harry Potter, and Kenny Chesney beats the entire hard rock genre. we talk money and what it means. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...do you kiss children on the mouth?

Jan 25th, 2021 1h 31m

this episode we cover the capitol riots, violence as self defense vs violence as self preservation, and kissing children on the mouth.

sooo...I had to find twelve artifacts

Jan 11th, 2021 1h 21m

we cover the relaunch of the podcast, the short lifespan of chickens and innkeepers in skyrim, and the reasons people block on social media. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork