So, this just in. EVERYTHING IS CANCELLED. E3? Over. SxSW? Done-zo! Little Timmy’s 3rd birthday? Sorry Timmy, you’re going to just be 2 for another year. Yes, COVID-19, the novel coronavirus has caused a bunch of panic, leading to all kinds of public events getting the axe. We’re sorting through the wreckage to give you the simple version, future historians picking over the remains of the human race, of which I am their handsome Animorph deity figure.

Good/Neutral News
| Necrobarista has gone gold, coming “soon” | Activision has a new president & COO | COD Warzone, another Battle Royale, and its free | Horizon Zero Dawn coming to PC, idiots be mad | Reggie is on GameStop’s board of directors | Folding @ Home adds Coronvirus to its projects |

Naughty Corner
| NBA’s live mode thing borked by coronavirus season cancellation |

Why is this a thing?

| Lady waters a fake plant | French Health Officials: No, Cocaine won't combat coronavirus | Chuck Tingle's latest book | Fake Braille on Sydney Trams |

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