We salt some soil since SOMEONE slowly pissed us off over the course of a year or so (we're passive aggressive, sry)FOLLOW US ON TWITTER (@gayjesusandbeard) AND INSTAGRAM (@gayjesusandthebeard)
We talk about Pringle-can-sized dicks with our friend then drove them home and now we sing Cupid's Chokehold and a David Bowie movie song that I don't know but The Beard sings it so yeah!
WE HAVE FRIENDS! Here we meet Ass-Man and Delissio! Ass-Man's nickname is that because she used to be me ASSistant MANager... Get it? And Delissio is named that because she always brings frozen pizzas (specifically Delissio brand)when she comes
Our continued conversation from the pervious episode, there now that I used formal grammar here's our chit chat from late October (spoiler alert, the beard is moving out in March. We cool, she going to school for something that'll be useful for
In this episode we move in with each other! And we get personal and talk about bodily functions and noises, because we love you and know you can relate. <3
For all you New Year Resolutionists, this one is for you! This episode is from a random time we found an outdoor gym and went hardcore. And by hardcore I mean we wasted some time and got thicker thighs cause that's all that matter in this world