Meet Mel's hunky, dreamy, English fiance' Nicolas Court and hear the intimate details of their relationship. Well, mostly Mel making fun of his accent.

Apples Are Hard Tomatoes

Jun 16th, 2014 53m 52s

Mass shootings, raver pants, #yesallwomen and Mel has a horrifying story about a commercial audition. Vomit On The Web makes you feel like human cotton candy.

Queef Master

Jun 9th, 2014 53m 37s

Mel gets retweeted by Rob Delaney, queefs are discussed in detail, Ingrid feels like an orca inside and Mel wants a disabled dog.

VOTW 2.0

Jun 2nd, 2014 1h 7m

After a 6 month hiatus Ingrid & Mel are BACK and holy sh*t a lot has gone down.

ICELAND RECAP with Ally Hord

Dec 3rd, 2013 1h 3m

Ingrid gets the hour to recount her tales of visiting Iceland, and filling in for Mel is one of the original Single Sisters Of Summer, Funny Or Die producer Ally Hord! Here we learn, Ingrid is no better than the common thief.

The Vagina Episode

Oct 24th, 2013 59m 22s

Back from Sweden or Iceland or wherever she was, Ingrid returns! She and Mel have probably the most honest conversations about the vagina you will hear in your entire life. But that's why you tune into Vomit On The Web, isn't it?

Joselyn Hughes as Ingrid Haas

Sep 17th, 2013 50m 36s

Comedian, friend, all around good person Joselyn Hughes fills in for Ingrid and has some unfortunate news about a guy Mel's been flirting with.

Leslye Headlend as Ingrid Haas

Sep 11th, 2013 56m 31s

One of Melissa's oldest friends, Leslye Headland fills in for Ingrid Haas, with some pretty smashing results. They lived in the same tiny apartment for years and once they get settled, end up in some incredible conversation.

It's Just Mel

Sep 3rd, 2013 54m 2s

Ingrid is Sweden and after a long podcast hiatus, Mel does her first solo Vomit On The Web.

What's The Point Of Dying

Jul 30th, 2013 48m 5s

It's summertime and Ingrid Haas and Mel Stephens see the Conjuring. Then the sad news of Adam Levine's engagement in the face of how bad Mel wants to sleep with him.

Hybrid Werewolf-Vampire

Jul 19th, 2013 53m

Mel watches too much Vampire Diaries and now everything Ingrid brings up turns into a vampire analogy. Enjoy!

On Fire pt. 2

Jul 9th, 2013 39m 1s

The second half to last weeks two parter brings some powerful revelations when Ingrid used to be a slam poet, Mel reveals she is responsible for one of the most popular anonymous poems on the Internet.

On Fire pt 1

Jul 2nd, 2013 1h 3m

On what will probably be the definitive Vomit On The Web episode in two parts, Ingrid and Mel are on fire. From Instragram Video to their period cycles and everything in between; do not miss a REVELATORY pt 2!

Family Mouth Kissing

Jun 18th, 2013 47m 28s

Vomit On The Web, on the gregorian calendar, is one year old! Join Ingrid and Mel for breakups; auditions and on this episode, the topic of family mouth kissing is discussed in great detail. Enjoy!

Go Dodgers

May 22nd, 2013 41m 7s

Mel gets out of the house and goes to a baseball game and follows up with Tinder guy.

Shoot Me If I'm Ever Engaged

May 3rd, 2013 1h 3m

Mel likes to call out people on why they haven't married their girlfriend and Ingrid is down for some gloomy weather.

Mel's Bed

Apr 24th, 2013 44m 15s

Ingrid is hot off of Coachella and Mel finally gets a bed and has a laundry list of complaints about it. And it's allll soooo much funnnn!

Ingrid Drinks & Mel Has Phone Sex

Apr 9th, 2013 47m 38s

In this episode, our listeners have donated with incentives and we knock them all out! One is, Ingrid has to get drunk and the other is the long over due phone sex to the highest donation. But what happens!? Tune in and find out.

Wipeout! with Rene Gube

Apr 2nd, 2013 1h 16m

Comedian and writer Rene Gube fills in while Ingrid is visiting Canada, and Mel gets in a fight with the CEO of Tinder and debates actually following through with a Tinder hook up.

Shelby Fero as Mel

Mar 21st, 2013 1h 2m

Mel is out, and Shelby Fero is filling in! Get on this for some in depth conversation on Shelby's social media presence and later on...it just gets dark.