Claire is joined by a special guest—our producer Eleanor!—to chat about director Anthony Spinelli’s 1980 masterpiece Talk Dirty To Me. Digressions include the craft of acting, motivational smut, ACAB, and lying to your partner about what time y

Episode 7: Taboo, part 2

Mar 24th, 2023 1h 15m

Claire and Catie continue their discussion of Taboo, tackling the very pressing issues of whether the film Clueless promotes stepcest, the dorkiness of orgies, and the eradication of payphones.

Episode 6: Taboo, part 1

Mar 7th, 2023 1h 19m

Claire and Catie take on a Taboo, and discuss the desperation of the suburbs, the glory of Kay Parker, and an and an epic nuclear family meltdown (They tried to put this one off, but MILF Manor forced their hands.)

Episode 5: Christy Canyon Interview

Feb 7th, 2023 59m 51s

Claire chats with legendary video vixen Christy Canyon about her time in the industry, including her first loop, her stint at Vivid, and the time she ran away from home and watched skin flicks with a guy called “Pervert Larry.”

Episode 4: Champagne For Breakfast

Jan 1st, 2023 1h 19m

Claire & Catie kick off the new year with a little Champagne for Breakfast, starring a captivating Lesllie Bovee as Champagne herself and John Leslie as her chauffeur/body guard/unlicensed massage therapist. Diversions include wet spots, the im

Bonus

Special Update Minisode! Claire Keeps Breaking Herself

Dec 14th, 2022 40m 56s

Claire recounts the various tragedies that have befallen her while Catie lends a sympathetic ear. Diversions include jerking off at your parents' house, boning with broken bones, and the differences between “dad” and “daddy.”

Episode 3: Dracula Sucks - with guest Dan Boeckner

Oct 27th, 2022 1h 42m

Claire and Catie are joined by Dan Boeckner (Wolf Parade, The Bottlemen) to discuss Dracula Sucks (1978), starring Jamie Gillis, Annette Haven, and a bunch of other porn superstars. Topics include sweaty doctors, the importance of centering the

Episode 2: Mascara

Oct 17th, 2022 1h 30m

Claire & Catie discuss the ins and outs (lol) of Mascara: a classic film in which a bored secretary seeks the guidance of a bold and brassy sex worker — the two find that the real work is not that of sex… but friendship.Digressions include wate

Episode 1: The Opening of Misty Beethoven

Sep 22nd, 2022 1h 20m

Claire & Catie discuss the ins and outs (lol) of the Golden Age's crown jewel — Misty Beethoven. Based on George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion, this film is a touching tale of a woman who overcomes her aversion to giving head.Digressions include res

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