The Post Office seems to be in disarray currently, so who better to fix it than the YNO boys?

Nick and Ben each have their own platforms to solve the USPS's problems. Ryan is our judge, trying to figure out what exactly the other two are trying to do.

Discussion points include: vacuum tubes, blackmailing millionaires, qualified immunity, extortion, popcorn smell, transportation, junk mail, artificial intelligence, Dr Manhattan, Jason Statham, and sending bombs to space.