This week, Mark and Allen break down the Episode that introduces us to not only Leslie's nemesis, the criminal mastermind Greg Pikitis (Cody Klop), but ALSO the great FBI legend Burt Macklin! Leslie tries to stop a high school punk who vandalizes the park every Halloween, and seems to be willing to go to extremes to get the job done... but will he get the last laugh? Meanwhile, Ann hosts a Halloween party that threatens to be a snoozefest... unless someone can save the day. We tackle the tough questions no one will touch, such as... How do you dress up as a straight man? How does one define the adjective "turdish"? How does Ron eat Almond Joys? Folks, this is almost too much goodness to cram into one show. But beware... the Pikitis calling card may be on your doorstep next! Thanks to our tremendous sponsors: Mighty Wipes and the Pawnee Mystery Closet.