Horror Movie Junkie, Gaymer, Not a Ghost
What if Rear Window was sexy… but also extremely boring? Like, really boring. Not even copious amounts of William Baldwin butt could save this! Sliver was based on a novel from Rosemary’s Baby and Stepford Wives author Ira Levin, written by Showgirls and Basic Instinct scribe Joe Eszterhas and directed by Phillip Noyce. Sharon Stone stars as an editor who moves into an apartment where the previous tenant seemingly committed suicide, she meets William Baldwin and they’re perfect for each other! They both love watching people on his many CCTV screens, actively ignoring the sexual abuse that one of the tenants is experiencing at the hands of her stepfather, having sex in different positions and truffles! Almost nothing happens in this movie!
It’s nearly Valentine’s Day and this episode we’re talking about 1987 noir/Southern Gothic/erotic horror film ANGEL HEART!!! Written and directed by Alan Parker and based on the novel Falling Angel by William Hjortsberg, Angel Heart stars Lisa Bonet, Mickey Rourke and Robert DeNiro. P.I Harry Angel is contacted by the mysterious and well-manicured Louis Cyphre to find Johnny Favourite, a crooner who sold his soul for fame. This movie is so good! The acting, the cinematography, the direction… truly fantastic. There’s genuinely spooky parts,  tension, suspense… everything! I KNOW WHO I AM!
Muck monsters, queer coding, unnecessary nudity, milky goo baths and brick spores! This week we’re talking about Tim Kincaid’s BREEDERS!!! Starring Teresa Farley, Frances Raines, LeeAnne Baker, Amy Brentano, Lance Lewman and Matt Mitler, Breeders is about a string of virgins who are sexually assaulted by otherworldly beings who live beneath New York City. It features some of the most wooden acting from protagonists ever and doesn’t handle sexual assault particularly well. Is this movie secretly about the AIDs crisis? Was it edited totally out of order? Why is it considered an ‘erotic’ horror? Is it pro-virginity or anti-virginity? We wish we knew. “Like LSD?!?” 
In this edition of DFB Shorts we’re taking it back to 2003 and basking in Christopher’s nostalgia with Friday the 13th fan-film THE COLD HEART OF CRYSTAL LAKE!!! This fun little short is directed by Joe Patnaud, who also wrote with Timothy Whitfield and stars Jillian Swanson, Eric Floyd, Ron Brosh and Chris Cipalone as this batch of Jason’s victims. It’s done respectfully and fits in pretty good with the series!
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