ROUND 1: On the last episode I said we’d be totally avoiding this topic today but Kate sucks & has a quick, light, flaky, buttery, syrupy, tasty little update on the latest in DC regarding the troops deployed to the Capitol. ROUND 2: Burn pits, move aside - today we’ve got facts about your arm pits & sweat glands since we already covered buttholes & nipples after previous political topics. Captain Cons, this is your time to shine. ROUND 3: Cue the Bertie Higgins yacht rock but not because we need a palate cleanser from a sad topic - The Coast Guard recovered a stolen Tiki Hut Bar Boat & this thing is a BEAUT ROUND 4: Cons chatted with WWE Superstar Montez Ford about realizing his lifelong dream of being a pro wrestler but not before he stood on the yellow footprints on Parris Island ROUND 5: Safety Brief - don’t go injecting magic mushrooms directly into your veins this weekend. A man in Nebraska found this out the hard way when the ‘shrooms started growing in HIS VEINS and nearly killed him.
Round 1: We’d be derelict in our duties if we didn’t remind folks that violating OPSEC procedures has its consequences. Parler users are figuring that out. Round 2: I don’t know about y'all, but all this shitty news is a kick in the dick. Luckily, our friends at Military Times put out a list to keep up motivated. Round 3: President Trump is acting like the world’s greatest Lance Corporal. Round 4: In a sign that nature is healing, we return to solely military news to talk about the General who was demoted for an affair with 3 subordinates. Round 5: A couple fellas got caught grave goofin. Their explanation is just a touch weird. Song at the end is Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne (Motown Style Cover) ft. Jennie Lena
ROUND 1: Huge news out of DC - they’re opening a Hooters near Quantico & all troops will get a 10% discount. - wow, whoa, unbelievable - Just kidding ha - ha Obviously we’re gonna kick things off with a rundown of the chaos at the Capitol. We’ve got a timeline of what went down on Wednesday along with updates. ROUND 2: Seven interesting facts about butts and buttholes because Kate is bad at handling heavy situations ROUND 3: The Air Force’s top enlisted leader is looking into why an airman was punished for… wait for it… punished for - attempting suicide ROUND 4: Interesting facts about nipples because Kate still feels like this is a real heavy time & we just need a little nipple chat
Round 1: With 2020 officially in the books, is it time to turn the page to what many experts are saying will be the horniest year of all time? Round 2: The gas chamber is one of the military’s rites of passage. One tale from over the break will make you wanna head back to the gas chamber… especially Kate from March to July Round 3: New year, new us. When I was headed to boot camp, travel was on my mind. I wanted to see the ole globe. I got to see a lot but certainly not every country. I wanna take us on a little audio journey and explore countries in alphabetical order. First up, Afghanistan. Round 4: Help us help you. We scoured the internet to find questions we could help young boots or salt dogs with. We wanna hear your stories though…. But for now, these will do.
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