He's not supposed to be here. He's doing this entirely because a murderous drunken simian named ‘Al’ is trying to kill him. Though he does enjoy Nic Cage films he's more obsessed with crappy films(also Nic Cage films) and the golden age of porn (not Nic Cage?) He's an avid gamer, former blogger, recreational drinker, and falls asleep to the sound of his own screams. He also enjoys ice cream and pizza, though not together. He enjoys vinyl and tea, because coffee can go straight to hell. Speaking of which, did he mention his fondness for Satan?