For entertainment purposes only. This is not to be used in place of a licensed therapist or other qualified medical aid given its satirical and comedic content. Gonsanto Industries welcomes you to the first in a series of guided meditations that will ease your mind, calm your body, and allow you to transition into a fully sleepless existence.   Written, directed, and narrated by Adam Blanford.  Sound effects provided by Theme music provided by The Superluminal Project Transcript by Alexandra Douros Transcript available at Content warnings: 1:30 to 1:35: mention of sedatives.3:20 to 3:39, 5:38  to 9:02: Anxious situations. 6:30 to 6:44: Threat of death.5:49 to 5:51, 6:02 to 6:05, 7:01 to 7:04, 7:44 to 7:54: loud noises. 6:14 to 6:26: mention of medical procedures.7:21 to 7:24: mention of weapons. 7:34 to 7:50: descriptions of monster. 7:50 to 8:42: death, eating.
Someone unexpected comes and interrupts Jason's tinker checkup. This episode was written by Elijah Gabriel and Alex C. Telander.   The part of Jake Fisher is performed by Chris Fletcher.   The part of Jason Cawfield is performed by Kyle Gould.   The part of Dr. Stella Venezia is performed by S. H. Cooper.   The part of Officer Alexander Patser is performed by Justin McCarthy   Sound design was done by Hail and Well Met Podcasts. Check out more of their great work at   The Ostium theme song was composed by Chris Fletcher.   The Glass Appeal theme song is “Out of Reach” by Zach Wojtowicz   For a link to a transcript of this episode please follow this link:
Content warnings: At 4:09 to 4:30: Discussions of weight loss and dieting; at 6:38 to 6:53, physical violence; at 8:02 to 8:45: anxiety and involuntary sedation; at 9:38 to 10:24: Paranoia; at 11:06 to 11:59: Depiction of a hostile situation and threat of violence; at 12:00 to 13:07: Paranoia; startling noise at 13:20 to 13:21. Transcript available at   Things begin to unravel for the test subjects.  Eliza still struggles containing her anger, Martin really needs some sleep, and Jessica is certain someone at Gonsanto is out to get her.   Cast List: Eliza - Jaqui KerschenbaumLea - Angela TranMark - Richard DresdenDr. Baker - Lindsay ZanaHelen - Tara SantoraMartin - Elijah GabrielJenn - Charlotte NorupJessica - Allison BrandtHotel Worker - Nikko Goldstein
Santa and his elves could use a little boost leading up to Christmas, and decide to enroll in The Insomnia Project.  A few of them start experiencing odd side effects, and the Gonsanto team is called in to the North Pole to sort out the mess. Warning: This episode contains chewing/mouth sounds and some violence Transcript: Credits:  This episode’s writing, sound design, and production by Adam Blanford.   Sound effects provided by (specifics listed at the end).  Theme music provided by the Superluminal Project.   Adam Blanford played Grandpa Sparkle and the loveable Gonsanta Clause.  Dr. Baker was played by Lindsay Zana.  Sam was Graham Rowat.  Helen was Tara Santora.  Dr. Montgomery was Dave Morgan.  Sparkle was Kaitlyn Kliman.  Twinkle was Melissa Medina.  Santa was Kyle Gould.  Gumdrop was Mark Harrietha.  Security Elf 1 was Vincent King.Security Elf 2 was Shaina Wareing.  Computer voice was S.H. Cooper.  The announcer on our radio ad was Nick Bean and the tired actor was Kyle Gould.    Sound Effects:
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Dec 15th, 1995
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