Just a Canadian girl who survived the decade where all children were abducted, read Stephen King before puberty and obsessed over spontaneous human combustion for two decades before deciding I was not going to catch on fire.
I know a lot about serial killers. I talk a lot about serial killers. It makes pretty much everyone I know uncomfortable.
I live in Scotland now. It's complicated.
Hobbies include making poor life choices, parking terribly and petting all the animals.