Ian Malcolm (nicknamed Sir Ian Dangerous long ago by a drinking buddy who got sent home so drunk he forgot his wife’s name) is a carousing jack-of-all-trades based in Los Angeles, California. When he’s not catching up on the graps, he is performing in his bands House of Rabbits or The Milky Way. When he grows up, Ian wants to be an octopus wrangler, but for now he can be found mastering his craft as an L.A. cliche.