Serial Peanut Butter Eater | Married a Hokie | Can Sing Over A Dozen Disney Songs To My Daughter | Financial Advisor But IT Nerd | Love Humans, Coffee, & Fitness | Dogs Outnumber Me 3:1 | Squeaky Toys 1000:1 | Can Run Really Fast From Snakes | Can't Keep Houseplants Alive But Great At Keeping Daughter Alive | Cook Just About Everything Because I Have Stomach Of A 90 Year Old