Jaymark is an assistant producer and editor for Slam City.
Enjoy some quality time with the scholarly gentlemen of Slam City as they discuss the topics that matter most: Double X Quantimino, Odd Newz, Burrito’s Nippon News, What I Had For Lunch, and Eric America’s Learning Corner. Double X Quantimino. A reflection on the Ever Given fiasco, the ship that got stuck. Riding around in cars with boys: Any bands you enjoyed and looked forward to listening to when you were in a sibling or friend’s car but that band wasn’t in your CD collection? Could the Slam Citizens write and record a ska demo EP in one weekend so that we can usher in the fourth wave? What would our ska band be called? The Four Gregs, Chicken In a Biscuit, Citizen Skank, The Pick It Ups. Tip to Taint: What is the true measure of success? A skapera, a skancept album. Skandalous. Would your 23-year-old self piss off your current old man self? Time travel scenario. True or False?: Onions If you could only bring one Radiohead song to a deserted island. Bone Killer: Hold your breath to rid your unwanted erection. This Is The Newz. Company Pays Man His Last Pay Cheque In Grease-Covered Pennies. Illinois woman charged with false report after claiming she was being taken to Florida against her will. Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps to make a marshmallow soda. Houston tax preparer allegedly brandished gun at customers who complained about filings. Nike denies involvement with Lil Nas X 'Satan Shoes' containing human blood. Nike Gets Judge to Halt Sales of Lil Nas X's 'Satan Shoes'. Bizarre reason onion ad banned. NASA Discovers Gas Emanating From Uranus. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Osaka YouTubers’ stupid plan to live-stream marijuana dealer’s arrest backfires, stupidly. Public schools in Japan’s Saga Prefecture will no longer regulate/check students’ underwear color. New color-changing cat sand from Japan reaches crowdfunding goal. Cup Noodle Pro is Nissin’s latest way to up its instant ramen game. More Newz. Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life. Woman punches, knocks man to ground after he tried to choke girlfriend at bowling alley. Goodwill worker finds mistakenly donated $42,000 cash. Police bust 'world's biggest' video-game-cheat operation. Italian mafia fugitive caught after police find YouTube cooking show. Pastor Accused Of Farting On Congregation's Face Says "It's A Demonstration Of God's Power". Traffic flowing on I-95 after containers of radioactive material dumped onto the highway. Brian’s Cat in the Lap Story. What I Had For Lunch. Chicken sliders with baby waffles. Burrito’s Quizno’s absence streak ends. Eric America’s Learning Corner. There's a miniature art "museum" on the moon that includes a drawing of a dick by Andy Warhol. That Jack in The Box created a fake boy band called the Meaty Cheese Boys because NSYNC had a CD promo with McDonald’s and Backstreet Boys had it with Burger King. Less than 3 percent of Americans live a healthy lifestyle. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers. Afterparty Bonus Audio. Vince Offer. More commentary on The Last Blockbuster. Kevin Smith. Tusk. Human Centipede. Hot Towel Treatment at Sport Clips.
Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, WIHFL, and Eric America’s Learning Corner. Double X Quantimino. Jurassic Park in our lifetime? True or False: Topanga. Amazon Gift Card Challenge. Burrito’s Top 20 DC Heroes. This Is The Newz. Immature Hero Bikes 2,550 Miles From Poo Poo Point To Pee Pee Creek For Charity. Heinz Is Releasing Wild Condiments Like Wasabioli, Tarchup, And Hanch. Police seize real gun disguised as Nerf toy in North Carolina drug raid. SF couple who ran trendy poop-testing startup charged with fraud. Penis Size Is Shrinking Due To Environmental Pollution, Scientist Warns. Brian McFly’s Into The Future Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Japanese company allows workers to take vacation to grieve if favorite idol singer gets married. Former idol singer arrested on fraud charges, police say she found victims through dating apps. Take a break from your hectic day with KitKat's new "Spare Moment Almond and Cranberry". Foreign citizen arrested in Japan for throwing his bento trash in a mailbox. More Newz. Lebanon's skinniest building was reportedly built by a man who wanted to ruin his brother's seafront views. Taoist master’s ‘mind control’ breast implants has Chinese authorities concerned. Florida mom shows up to daughter's school wearing a boxing glove, fights the child, and gets arrested. Australian Government Official's Anime Figures, Joker Statue Declared A "Psychological Hazard". Upper Peninsula man wakes to intruder holding gun to head, demanding his cats. What I Had For Lunch. McQuad Goals. Eric America’s Learning Corner. White holes are the hypothetical opposite of black holes. For example, the Big Bang might have been produced by a supermassive white hole explosion. Caesar salad was invented in Mexico. The glow in the dark effect of phosphorus was discovered by an alchemist boiling his own pee while searching for the Philosopher’s Stone: Hennig Brand. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
From tip to taint, this episode of Slam City covers the happenings of two former Blockbuster employees and two gentlemen/scholars, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind. Double X Quantimino. The Last Blockbuster on Netflix. Reminiscing about Blockbuster, the video rental store concept, and VHS. True or False: Former Gold Coast sex worker with two vaginas reveals how her rare condition helped her career. The Poophole Loophole. Why in 2021 are people still able to take shitty photos of stuff they’re selling on the internet? Is a 4th Wave of Ska inevitable? Another ska revival? Discussion about mainstream rock music today. JNCO Boy. Discovering ska. Recording No Face by The Suicide Machines on a Talkboy up to a TV speaker. My Town by Buck-O-Nine. Reality TV: Survivor, There’s Something About Miriam, Solitary. This Is The Newz. Man stole a 400-pound slide from the playground, mounted it on a bunk bed. Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon. Beeple NFT Sold for $69.3M at Christie's Auction. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Adorable baby ape born at Japanese zoo...to a mom who lives alone. Asahi opens an online store to sell their edible cups, aiming to reduce plastic waste. Japanese government workers were punished for leaving work two minutes early. Life-size AND poseable Rei Ayanami Evangelion figure could be yours for a small fortune. More Newz. Woman created ‘deepfake’ videos to force rivals off daughter’s cheerleading squad: police. Earlimart man arrested after search finds $167K in catalytic converters. Doctors warn people not to insert frozen potatoes. Woman says we should sit on the toilet backwards so you can eat at the same time. Shaq poured milk on testicles after burning them with pain relief gel in a game. DC warning letter about using comic characters in NFTs is being sold as an NFT. What I Had For Lunch. Eric America’s Learning Corner. The lack of an Oxford comma in the wording of a state law laying out what activities qualify a worker for overtime pay, more than 120 drivers for the Oakhurst Dairy became eligible for a multi-million settlement for unpaid overtime. The average body temperature of a “healthy” human has actually dropped from 98.6 degrees to 97.5 degrees over the past 150 years. Venus rotates backwards. So does Uranus. McFly shares a story about bowling a 300. Caesar said in Greek: 'Kai su, teknon' (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin 'Et tu, Brute?'). It literally means 'You too, child,' but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn't clear. The words ‘kai su’ often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar's putative last words were not 'the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son' but more along the lines of 'See you in hell, punk.' Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
Thought-provoking topics and odd news are discussed on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with your triple uranium hosts and part-time friends Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur. Double X Quantimino. Selling your soul for a billion dollars. Sitting or standing to wipe. Who does what? Gemini reveals his secret. True or False?: Cannibal play. Cannibalism discussion. Tipping is a Myth. This Is The Newz. Sony’s latest patent application: a banana PlayStation controller. Burger King UK Responds to Criticism Over International Women’s Day Tweet. Papa John’s former CEO says he’s been ‘working to get rid of the N-word’ in his vocabulary. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. 10 yakuza members arrested for stealing sea cucumbers from the ocean. We buy oysters from a Japanese vending machine. Who actually writes Japan’s Letters from Little Sister and schoolgirl love letter capsule toys? Man arrested for sending 37 death threats to Square Enix because he couldn't win at a game. More Newz. Bigfoot bounty balloons to $2.1M in massive campaign to capture creature. Panda Express workers forced to strip in ‘cult-like’ team-building seminar, lawsuit alleges. Cat Attacks Pilot, Forcing Plane To Make Emergency Landing. Billions Of Insects Have Accidental Sex. Escaped convict lands himself back in prison after coming out of hiding to buy a video game. What I Had For Lunch. Eric America’s Learning Corner. The song 'Who let the dogs out?' sparked a bidding war between Nickelodeon and Disney. Disney wanted it to be in the movie 101 Dalmatians, and Nickelodeon wanted it to be in Rugrats in Paris. In the end, Nickelodeon offered the band their own concert special, and paid the cost of the video. The "Mariko Aoki effect" is when people have an urge to poop caused by visiting a bookstore. "Asparagus pee" is actually dependent on two factors. Whether or not someone's body makes the smelly pee, AND whether or not someone can smell said pee. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
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