Once a promising NPR host, a gypsy curse cast Jimmyfranks' soul into a half-eaten 7-Eleven Big Bite hot dog. Now, he is cursed to walk the earth, recording the voiceover for every used car sale commercial in America.
with: Boots Raingear   Frank West   Nutshell Gulag   Jimmyfranks   John Toast   Lemon   reading: reddit.com Content provided by Sovereign,Wrought. Edited by Jimmyfranks. This time around, we're not just going to one subreddit, but five different subreddits, all of which are almost identical, and all of which ask the question "What if my preposterous hypothetical was real, would you upvote me then?" And also Satan really wants to watch you suck off ya boy. This week, The F Plus is real, you family member? Music used: King Missle - What If Moloko - Where Is The What If The What Is The Why
with: Boots Raingear   Jimmyfranks   Achilles' Heelies   Nutshell Gulag   Lemon   reading: reddit.com Content provided by R.S. Benedict. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: Meat. Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the planet contains toxins, so they've found perfect health. Also they're all getting hives and incontinence and a myriad of sexual, respiratory and sleep problems, but that's probably entirely unrelated. This week, we don't mention Jordan Peterson too much, so that's nice. Music used: FEAR - Waiting for the Meat Reverend Horton Heat - Eat Steak
with: Boots Raingear   Jimmyfranks   Jack Chick   Achilles' Heelies   Adam Bozarth   Lemon   reading: bulletproof.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Boots Raingear. The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are products designed to reverse the aging process. And if that sales pitch sounds compelling to you, please give me your credit card information. This week, The F Plus puts the coconut in the fire to relieve this bellyache. Music used: La Roux - Bulletproof Modest Mussorgsky - Night On Bald Mountain The Floozies - Like Butter
with: Boots Raingear   Bunnybread   Jimmyfranks   Victor Laszlo   Achilles' Heelies   Lemon   reading: clips4sale.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Hey, this is a gross one! We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting, but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle. This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell any of this Cookie Puss! Music used: Lil Debbie - Bake A Cake The Avalanches ft. Biz Markie & Jean-Michel Bernard - The Noisy Eater
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Episode Count
114
Podcast Count
2
Total Airtime
5 days, 2 hours
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