John Allis was born in India back in the 90's and right from day one he felt that he didn't fit in. He didn't look anything like the other babies and couldn't speak the language at all. But after a tough first year his parents moved back to New Zealand and took him with them. He took to the country like a fish to water and quickly rose in social standing. At the tender age of only 14 he became the inaugural Unicycle Jousting Champion of the Nation and he hasn't looked back since. After a few years at University he got embroiled in the Barcode Business, which is ultimately what led him to Barcelona. These days he sells barcodes and performs comedy in Barcelona hoping it will help fund his ultimate goal of becoming the world's first demotivational speaker.