Chip enjoys short walks to the fridge, long naps in a bed, and never leaving the safety of indoors. He primarily lives on the internet, but not in any useful or productive capacity. If he could date any cryptid, it would date the Goatman, and they would live together between this earth and the ethereal realm in a midwest abandoned gas station. If you answer his riddles three, he will reveal my greatest weakness to thee, but it’s not actually worth the effort.
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