Kyle takes us to Delaware, Jason mispronounces words, creates new ones and shows his age, and then whines some more about Gatlinburg. We get really odd and off-topic questions about aliens from someone in Twitch.
Russ decided that you should hear what happens before we start the show. We may start leaving it in. Make note of heavy silences where you hear Jason breathing. Joined by DJ Dark Secrets, AKA Kevin, we go to Alabama and find out that Jason's title should be Reverend Dude Jason and he married his friend. In Alaska we go hunting, and we lose momentum talking about food. Arkansas brings cold drinks and sammiches that sparks a rat rod discussion and turns the podcast into a weird car talk show, but Kyle saves us with boulders and Jason says it turns the frogs gay.
Back to Oklahoma; Eavesdropping, Fake News, Jason wants to be J-Lo, National Enquirer, Weekly World News, 80's movies, organized religion, Ohio, Russ is trying to be nice, and cow tongue is the best cut of beef.