“What did you do in the circus, little man? Were you a clown?”

“Last guy who called me a clown got punched in the dick.”

“Then what?”

“I was never in the circus, you Andy Warhol-looking piece of shit. I’m not here to do tricks or entertain your albino ass.  Before you ask, I don’t know Frodo, Snow White, or Santa Claus either, you skinny-ass, melatonin-lacking, freakshow.”

“You are a nasty little man aren’t you?”

“Take these things off my wrists and I’ll show you…”

This week Todd Morr brings the late-night drive-thru noir with his story Alberto's and it's a visit to the lion's pit in The Lion, The Bitch, and the War on Everyone.